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@Kuriiiia

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@Kuriiiia
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Una dania we care ?
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One ingredient i hate is dania
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Nlikua natema jaba ikakwama kwa ukuta Miraa on the wall
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Usiniadvice tena J
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blonded🖤
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w'll should just go back to our ex
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Jaber is Jaber
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Men with inches thread anyone?🤧
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Wanaita msee anakaa poa kuniliko "sura mbaya" waah
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Jina za kikuyu hunimaliza, sasa mbona uite mtoto wako Kangethe 😂😂
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THE NAIROBIYAN™
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I dare you to beat my wallpaper
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If you ran into a wall with a boner you would break your nose
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@al1ano
sultan
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@kuwamocho_ unajifanya unemployed na unachafua meza
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Hating on bananas should be irigo
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Ripe bananas are trash , that's the tweet!!.
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Waah
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Hii avocado nauziwa 100bob. Waah
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Nikiwa form 2 kuna boyz alifunganisha kamba zangu za kiatu nikiwa nimedozz, saa ya lunch time kufika nikatoa sahani mbio ati nakimbia kabla line ya githeri ijae watu. Nikaanguka vibaya, huyo boyz akaanza kucheka. Nikasimama na hasira nikamnyonga hadi aka faint...alafu niaka......
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Back then nilikua nadate dem flani bombe, her dad was rich asf. So one day the girl was home alone akanicall akanishow nikam tuchill kwa pool yao. Mi nikapanda uber mbio nikafika kwao. Swimo tuliingia tukiwa ndethe, tukachill kwa one of the corners, akaniambia anadai rainbow kiss
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1 year
Wamesema unakaa poa bila kichwa.
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Adi naimport hoodies/ merchandise yao uku. Rende ni Ronga milele. Wakadinali🔥
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Umeunfollow ju some random people on twitter convinced you it's an ick and you think that's worth celebrating?
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unfollowed Nairobi Gossip Group
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Mum : Unajua baba franko ule ako na probox. Me : Zii Mum : Unamjua !!!....baba franko mwenye ako na probox. Me: ??? Mum : Ule aukua na probox !!!....baba franko. Mpelekee hizi vitu. Me: .....
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1 year
I had to zoom 🥲
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@Breany_22
Brena
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Tumekujia mafuta turudi🥲(don't zoom,my teeth will scare you)
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Self proclaimed introverts huyap sana
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7 months
Kuna siku mtu husota alafu unashika dooh mingi once
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1 year
Scenes.
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1 year
Ukiwa na sura mbaya na mko road trip, kila mtu atakuchocha venye wewe ni cameraman mkali. Happens to me all the time.
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1 year
Jana nlikua dark web nikaona mahali msee anauza PayPal account iko na 900 dollars for 10dollars. Hapa unaeza risk hiyo 10 ukule 890.
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The Blacklist had an episode where an assassin disposed of the bodies using chemicals. I just wanna know if it was fake or real ?
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Tumeongeza haga.
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@BeamBuzz_
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@K_u_r_i_a_ weka mlipuzi wakiwa na joy milaya😃
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Therapist ananishow nisare mafegi, nikamshow labda anionyeshe majegi,
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Nimekua nikiwork on my bars, mnadai kuona ?
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Craving pvssy but unwilling to deal with women.
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1 year
Done
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DAILY TRENDS
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Valisha socha suti 😂
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Leo nlikua nimevisit aunty yangu, nikaskia kukojoa. Choo ilikua safi na sikua nataka kuspray kila mahali, so nikachukua mtungi ya 10litres nikaanza kukojoa hapo. Kabla hata nimalize nikambao, mjulus ikakwama 😭. Ikabidi nichukue simu niangalie pic ya tweep flani anaitwa Veebaby.
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@NICKIMINAJ
Nicki Minaj
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Fukk around & move it 🆙
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Bwana ya Akothee akikula kiatu, alafu aone si Akothee.
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@kiplimoNick
Segémiat Nick
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Damn! Si watu wanafanana huku nje
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Kuna mamorio hungoja mtu aende cyber aeke movie alafu wanakuja kukuomba, I hate that shit man
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Back then nikiwa highschool, nlikua naenda hizi group za telegram za madem nudes zao zimeleakiwa, nachukua hizo pic's wakiwa ndethe na wakiwa na nguo. Nacreate account kwa dating site. Wanaume walikua wanadm na 90% walikua wanadai nudes. So mi nawashow wanitumie 500 nipate nguvu
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@mlipu_zii
H!TLER™🌸
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I asked one of my gay friends, 'why are you gay',he said, "The government pays me to be gay, approximately $160 a week. the pay goes up with age to roughly a $500 a week when you turn 26. This is because 26 is the age when most people lol for long term relationships...
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Mbona huezi endea sai ? waru doing ?
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your favourite yearner 🩷
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Saa kumi ifike niende viazi 🤭
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Uki mix Hitler na Mlipuzi.
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Pia mimi one day girls will make a crowd just to watch me eat. 😩
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I remember when my friend came out as gay and told me “but don’t worry you’re not my type”, I felt weirdly hurt. I was like, kwani nakaa aje.
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Nimepewa logins, sai ukinicross naleak zako.
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1 year
Elon amefanya ile kitu 😁
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1 year
Kumbe iphone 15 ni ksh 2, 900
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1 year
Kienyeji men thread🌚 anyone?
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Umepewa 10 million sai, lakini: • Kuna snail inakukimbiza for the rest of your life na ikikuguza unakufa. • Hio snail haifai kuuliwa. • Inajua kwenye uko at all times. • Kazi yake ni kukutafuta. Utachukua hio pesa ?
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Tangu 2015 niko na followers 170 😭. Mnifollow aki. Nita follow back 💯
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The realest niggas in the world are the ones who post a tweet get 1 like and never delete their tweet.
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Huyu imebidi ajisalimie. I feel her 😭
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@Lil_Aziiz @ChrisExcel102 Camera man ni umbwa
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Nlikua nimeshtuka itakuja positive. Alafu nikakumbuka mimi si dem.
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Hao wanajaribu so hard kufit it kwa football twitter lakini hata kizungu hawajui.
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1 year
Avoid hizo rumors ati Mlipuzi amekonda.
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Avoid ladies who are older than you, they got no respect for you.
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How do people with no degree make money?
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1 year
daily reminder Kendrick clears drake
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1 year
Done 🙂
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@MainaKuria_ 😂Weka kitu
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Jana jioni nilipanda foward nikitoka tao nikakaa kwa dirisha kiti ya nyuma, nikamake sure nimeifunga alafu nikalogin twitter kiasi, kukakua na jam gari ikasimama hapo kwa brigde ya muthurua. Nikiwa nacheka cheka hapo nikaona kimkono kimechukua simu yangu fwaa ikaenda hivyo......
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1 year
Next time unitag.
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@Ngafocus
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Eiiy hapa namna gani😊🤭
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1 year
Ndio maana umenona hivi.
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1 year
What is the best response to "I Love you" from someone you have no feelings for?
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Sasa mtu huskia aje akidinywa haga.
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Near death experience ilifanya morio wangu aache kua suicidal
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Kuna mahali nilituma picha talking stage ikaisha fwaa
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1 year
Nimeona boyz flani alitumia dvck enlargement pills, badala ya mjulus ikue kubwa balls zikakua kubwa ufala, zinakaa ball ya basketball.
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1 year
Kuinama ni wewe 😂
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1 year
Done.
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@Osama_otero
Sir-Rap-A-Lot
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somebody photoshop me here
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1 year
By age 25, you should have one failed relationship that almost broke you.
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Pewa
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Nataka boobs 🥺🥺🥺
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Watu wanafaa waeke their age kwa bio unapata msee unabishana na yeye ako old enough kukuachia laana jameni.
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If you cook that I will Sueh you.
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Owino Sueh
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Well, look what I found....
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1 year
Kuna mtu alitweet meme akaambiwa hii tulicheka 2020 😭
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2 years
Hi hunimaliza 😂
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people who don’t do drugs how do yall deal with ur stress
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1 year
Kuna dem mkonda alikua amepost pic yake huku, rib zinaonekana kama zile ngombe za Turkana 😭, nani ako na hiyo pic.
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Ushai pea mtu respect alafu badae unajua yeye ni fala
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1 year
Having no friends is better than having friends who don't appreciate you.
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1 year
Your birthday was someone's worst day of their life.
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8 months
Ugly niggas tuko under 25 lakini sura ni ya msee anapush 60
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Nlikua natembea alafu out of nowhere ngombe ziko na pembe kubwa zikatokea mbele yangu, karibu nifaint 😭😭
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1 year
You can tell someone is stupid from what they tweet
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Wamama wa area yetu wamekua wakituma their highschool daughters kwa boyz (over 18) wenye wako na dooh. Dem akishaingizwa kwa keja mama yake anakuja, anatishia kupeleka kijana kwa polisi, inabidi kijana atoboke. Uzuri mimi hawanikujiangi.
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1 year
Done
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@Kotsocha_ke
KOT Socha 🇰🇪
1 year
Someone Photoshop me in an office desk
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Hivi ama
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@wannaBeMase
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Nataka kushikwa kama bookten
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1 year
Kujeni niwaoneshe huyo mjaluo alinipea chai na omena.
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Unaeza dhani watu wanavuta sigara wamemake it in life kumbe wanafegit
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whats the most unattractive thing a person can do?
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Imagine kujiambia hautadinyana na dem yako hadi muoane, alafu hiyo siku ikifika unapata ako na mjulus kubwa kukuliko.
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Some ugly chick saying hi to me idk wtf is wrong with her
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Hello people in my circle 🤭
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Kuitwa gay is actually a compliment, ukiangalia design gay people hufanya mambo yao
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Acha nikusaidie 😂
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Ni mimi pekee nimebaki sijatoka faceless uku🥱😂
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Account imesonga, please rt I regain my loyals.
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Eti waKenya wanunua kitambulisho elfu mbili, poleni jameni.
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I drew my favorite rapper Kendrick Lamar, I hope he likes it.🥹
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Nani anataka tukue tunaombea account zetu pamoja, by next year tukue 10k followers 😭 anyone.
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Forehead inakaa mimba.
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pretending to be boring so they can leave you alone >>>>
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