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@danstaydipped

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I need July to be a wholesome month 🧍🏾‍♂️

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@danstaydipped

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@danstaydipped

6 months

We’re attending EVERY lecture this YEAR!🫵🏽

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@danstaydipped

6 months

Going through your phone's gallery and realizing all the awesome moments you had this year>>>>

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@danstaydipped

4 months

No amount of peer pressure can influence people who have never watched Game of Thrones to this date.

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@danstaydipped

12 days

KCSE 2080: Discuss the role of Baddies in fighting for Kenya's liberation.

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@danstaydipped

12 days

waite 'members' na uweke emoji mingi

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12 days

Ok. Members, horse iko wapi!?🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

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@danstaydipped

6 months

That masculine urge to completely forget dating until you get your life together>>>

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@danstaydipped

8 months

give me something for the pain and let me die

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@danstaydipped

10 months

Kalenjins are just funny! Huyu alirequest kuspend a night at my place on Wednesday juu alikuwa amechelewa kutravel to Nairobi. Tell me why he's calling to say he got to Australia safely na jamaa hakuwa amemention anything to do with leaving the country.

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@danstaydipped

4 months

Luhyas🤝🏾using random swahili words that nobody uses.

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@danstaydipped

5 months

update: They've just broken up😭🤣

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@danstaydipped

8 months

give me something for the pain and let me die

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@danstaydipped

3 months

That phase when you start to feel like yourself again>>>

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@danstaydipped

2 months

If there was to be another life, I would pick my mother to be my mother again. She’s such a blessing❤️

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@danstaydipped

3 months

Ngl, snap streaks mean a lot than sending random pictures or videos. It’s what’s actually holding most of my friendships. We may not talk everyday, but once you send me a streak,I get to know how you are doing and stuff.

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@danstaydipped

2 months

someone needs to diss Chris Kaiga, maybe we'll get new music too.

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@danstaydipped

2 months

parents need to understand that "talking back" is how a conversation works.

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@danstaydipped

8 months

Exam season is wild because you think you’re revising but you’re learning.

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@danstaydipped

7 months

Uni is actually a test of mental strength.

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@danstaydipped

2 months

I understand money comes and goes, but whatever’s happening financially in April must never happen again.

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@danstaydipped

2 months

Does it ever bother you that you don’t have a squad or a group of friends to do stuff with?

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@danstaydipped

4 months

Spotify and pinterest really do wonders to my mental health.

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@danstaydipped

2 months

Entergalactic is one of the best animated movies ever created.

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@danstaydipped

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Personally I am mentally exhausted from everything going on in this country.

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@danstaydipped

4 months

Sending someone birthday wishes and being left on read or getting no response is such a humbling experience.

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@danstaydipped

2 months

Outgrowing friends is such a sad experience.

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@danstaydipped

3 months

no relationship, no situationship, not even a talking stage, just me and my playlist against this world.

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@danstaydipped

8 months

waweke concert ya Christina Shusho bana.

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@danstaydipped

3 months

seeing your siblings win in life and accomplish things they dreamt about is such a beautiful feeling.

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@danstaydipped

3 months

7am in highschool, 7am in uni and 7am at work all hit differently.

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@danstaydipped

3 months

As a young broke man, I've decided to leave people's daughters alone.

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@danstaydipped

29 days

Hating on Minute maid apple equates to -1000 aura.

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@danstaydipped

4 months

That phase when things finally start falling into place>>>

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@danstaydipped

11 months

We’re attending EVERY lecture this semester 🫵🏾!

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@danstaydipped

2 months

I don't know how to flirt but I can put you onto some good music.

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@danstaydipped

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@danstaydipped

18 days

I’ve been broke before, But this right here ? This is a discovery!

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@danstaydipped

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@danstaydipped

24 days

Bro, life is about to get so much better.

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@danstaydipped

3 months

Buying her books cause she loves to read >>>

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@danstaydipped

4 months

People who make “how to” videos are honestly the greatest contributors to society.

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@danstaydipped

3 months

Everyday is a leg day in Uni lmao, a compulsory lowkey gym membership

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@danstaydipped

8 months

Ndio kuingia solfest (kwa streaks)😭and its true, mlijibamba!!

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@danstaydipped

8 months

We will be the first generation of adults to block our children on social media.💀

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@danstaydipped

3 months

how about you share what’s really upsetting you instead of acting distant and nonchalant

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@danstaydipped

2 months

I need to remind myself that I'm in my 20s and I can't keep spending every weekend indoors. There's life to live out there.

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@danstaydipped

2 months

Luckshmi 🪷

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People with a good relationship with their mom, what does being loved by your mom feel like to you?

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@danstaydipped

3 months

Bro, i really want to make it, i am scared of poverty.

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@danstaydipped

2 months

Time to clock in for my sunday afternoon loneliness shift.

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@danstaydipped

8 months

low quality whatsapp memes are probably the most unintentionally funny thing in the world. 😭

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@danstaydipped

2 months

Being a uni student is crazy because you’re behind before the semester even starts.

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@danstaydipped

3 months

The most wicked girl you know is probably a medical or law student.

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@danstaydipped

2 months

Me when i start to like someone

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@danstaydipped

5 months

what do you mean KAMAUU (Hydration on your flower, blossom for me) is not Kikuyu but American?

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@danstaydipped

2 months

Keep posting your music screenshots. You're putting someone on to good music.

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@danstaydipped

4 months

They don’t prepare you for how lonely your 20's can become.

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@danstaydipped

3 months

the eldest sibling urge to give your siblings a life much better than yours.

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@danstaydipped

7 months

as a uni student, nothing is funny right now.

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@danstaydipped

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① Photo ① Photo ① Photo ① Video ① Video "Open when you're alone"

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@danstaydipped

3 months

Let uni be the last time I'm broke like this.

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@danstaydipped

4 months

Dating a med school girl coz all they do is complain about school all day>>>

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@danstaydipped

2 months

Opening an app that pauses your music instantly kiIIs the mood

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@danstaydipped

10 months

uni is just an endless cycle of “I just need to make it through this week” every week.

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@danstaydipped

3 months

That girl with a snap score of 100k will destroy your life, bro.

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@danstaydipped

3 months

Sorry guys, just date whoever makes you happy☹️

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@danstaydipped

4 months

Dating a med school girl coz all they do is complain about school all day>>>

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@danstaydipped

2 months

Women are so beautiful you’d swear they’re good people.

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@danstaydipped

2 months

Your birth year starting with '19' is actually so crazy😭

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@danstaydipped

12 days

@cfcrodney_ hadi baddies mmejua vita😭

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@danstaydipped

3 months

talkative girlfriend🤝🏾introverted boyfriend that agrees with her.

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@danstaydipped

2 months

I envy you all in unis that have long holidays😔

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@danstaydipped

1 month

twitter is cooI asf cause we aII going through it, instagram is just mfs flexing.

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@danstaydipped

3 months

Y’all still talk to your high school friends ?

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@danstaydipped

23 days

watching some series like The Originals will have you liking the villians and hating on the good guys.

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@danstaydipped

2 months

When do you all notice you're too drunk?

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@danstaydipped

4 months

I need a rematch with Calculus. I was young then.

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@danstaydipped

9 months

Tell us your tribe without telling us your tribe

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@danstaydipped

7 months

Closing your laptop and saying ‘Nitaamka mapema kesho’ is very risky behavior.

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@danstaydipped

1 month

Missing someone who is not alive anymore is a different kind of pain. May your soul continue resting in eternal peace❤️‍🩹

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@danstaydipped

6 months

"uko kwa passlist"

Chioma ❁

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6 months

9. Mention a sentence better than “i love you”

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@danstaydipped

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digital footprint is a myth invented to stop you from posting bangers.

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@danstaydipped

3 months

Timing your haircut with her ovulation cycle>>>

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@danstaydipped

6 months

Back to reality! Academic stress set to resume soon.

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@danstaydipped

8 months

POV: You had a good childhood

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@danstaydipped

1 month

scenes😭🤲🏾

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@danstaydipped

4 months

Don’t let yourself get attached.

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@danstaydipped

5 months

another friday night in the crib staring at the ceiling.

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@danstaydipped

5 months

avoiding women till I learn how to treat them better>>>

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@danstaydipped

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@danstaydipped

11 months

We’re attending EVERY lecture this semester 🫵🏾!

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@danstaydipped

2 months

Healing from someone you never dated is something different.

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@danstaydipped

6 months

We’re attending EVERY lecture this YEAR!🫵🏽

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@danstaydipped

2 months

Nobody can ruin your day like the person you're in a relationship with.

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@danstaydipped

2 months

I pray that I never have to go through whatever makes y’all eat watermelon.

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@danstaydipped

1 month

WhatsApp really needs to put the archived chats at the bottom.

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@danstaydipped

2 months

younger siblings are convinced that their older siblings have money😭

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@danstaydipped

2 months

Songs you discover from movies >>>

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@danstaydipped

5 months

Jokes aside man it must be nice to be loved.

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@danstaydipped

2 months

I'd be hers if she asked, but she never will.

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@danstaydipped

3 months

As a calm man, I like crazy bitches.

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@danstaydipped

3 months

@ItsSlords Utagraduate aje na hii kizungu bro?

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@danstaydipped

4 months

I’m so unimpressed with how short weekends are .

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@danstaydipped

3 months

When you tell your parents a joke and it turns into lecture<<<

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@danstaydipped

7 months

discovering new slides a few minutes to the exam<<<

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@danstaydipped

5 months

Being rejected by pretty babes is normal for us(ugly ni99as). Shida hukuja akikukubali😭unashangaa kama anakutaka genuinely ama anakuhurumia tu.

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@danstaydipped

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cutting someone off once you realize you have feelings for them is crazy.

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