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5G Grill Respector | Things That Go Bang | I’m not Ron Swanson

Joined September 2022
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@NotHardPass4
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The main account @hardpass4 has been unsuspended. See y’all back here next time some fuckery is afoot.
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GM.
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GM. What a week, huh? We’ve made it to another Friday. Gas that bitch up and let’s go.
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This is all I got. No email or any thing. I’ve appealed as instructed.
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GM. Make it make sense.
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@NotHardPass4
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Hey guys not sure if you know this but uhhh IM NOT RON SWANSON AND NEVER CLAIMED TO BE FOR FUCKS SAKE
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This isn’t over @X Unlock my account you mfers. (I created a new case).
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@NotHardPass4
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Touching some grass. Highly recommend.
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Fuuuuuccckkkkkk @Support thanks a lot. You’ve turned me into another meme.
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🤭
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Mood rn.
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@NotHardPass4
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To smooth over any doubts that this is really me…
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Wut the fuk is dis…
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@NotHardPass4
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Hey @Support what the fuck do I have to do here? I’m not Ron Swanson and never claimed to be, dammit.
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Have you ever seen a super Fudd rapid fire a 6.5 Creedmoor bolt gun at an indoor range? Well, now you have.
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Yall are fucking wild frfr 😭😭😭😭😂😂😂😂😂💀💀💀
@manhattanmaker
Bob Winkelman
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I hope everyone will respect my privacy at this time.🔊
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@NotHardPass4
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Officially annoyed now.
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Eric can’t even lie good.
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@ericswalwell
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I was absolutely sulking over the Niners loss as I walked through Vegas airport. Then a man ahead of me on the escalator turned around and said, “do me a favor, don’t let that traitor win.” What a wake-up call. Football was fun. Time to win for freedom and democracy.
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Still laughing at the thought of the White House staff losing their shit last night watching their bosses brain melt on live Tv.
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@CWBChicago What do you have to do to go to jail in Chicago? Seriously asking.
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@NotHardPass4
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I will rebuild.
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@NotHardPass4 Ngl based off prior occurrences your chances of getting it back are low AF man
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@LSArifles Know what would really set it off? Some red anodized accent parts to match your car--
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hmm
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No effing way.
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@disclosetv
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JUST IN - Kamala Harris says she is "ready to serve" as Biden faces age scrutiny — WSJ
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Be me: > remind people I didn’t serve in the military > tell people I’m not an expert at anything > tell people I don’t know shit about fuck Twitter/X: > yep, that’s deceptive and impersonating, you’re suspended.
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Hey @Support what the fuck do I have to do here? I’m not Ron Swanson and never claimed to be, dammit.
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@mnsibley Why is that thing still floating
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@NotHardPass4
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*taps sign*
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I love this gun.
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Back to the regularly scheduled programming. Poast EDC. I went with the basic bitch look today.
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@NotHardPass4
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Probably could have left that last sentence off, hindsight is always 20/20.
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@ChestyPullerGst So this post on Tuesday took off. I legit wonder if Nick Offerman saw it and was like “fuck you HP”.
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Aliens are back on the media rounds. Something not great is probably about to happen.
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NEW: Multiple US military whistleblowers reveal how a disc-shaped UFO intercepted nuclear missile and disabled it with 'laser-beams' in mid-air over California - Daily Mail
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Oh man
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@braxton_mccoy
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Peak irony is that his steaks blend in with dirt better than his rifles do.
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I love that the proof of life for me is my fucking beef jerky recipe. Could be worse I guess.
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Proof of life #HP4
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Oh man we are so fucked
@POTUS
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We are so fortunate to have a real leader, a true friend, and a historic Vice President in Kamala Harris. We couldn’t do this without you, Kamala.
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@DoYaKnowWilma How have you never had a king cake before
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“Stack up motherfuc…ah shit I fell”
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Gregg, CPO @ SMC 🇬🇷 🇺🇸
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GM. Rainy Monday here.
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GM. Happy Saturday. Go to the range.
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@Shadzey1 @Dianexis Everyone’s being mean to me again, Shadz
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Fuuuuuuuuckkkkk
@magills_
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At this point in their presidency who had more brains left
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GM. Tuesday. Get after it.
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Just like the OF hoors. Shocked when the tax bill comes. 💀💀💀
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It’s Thursday, so of course I planned on seeing highly classified documents on the bird app.
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Jesus
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@ChestyPullerGst @NotHardPass4 Do what you will with it
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Live look at @SlapLordActual and @AngryMushroomer getting ready for the weekend
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Happy Friday.
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@Kronykal It’s over. They are burning him.
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Stop arguing. Post gun.
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Stop arguing. Post gun.
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Brass pile update
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What a fucking tweet lmao
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A man on electronic monitoring while awaiting trial on 160 counts of murder was shot while sitting in a stolen car with two guns last week, officials say. It's the 2nd time he's been charged with having guns while on an ankle monitor for the murder case.
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@NotHardPass4
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Test. Did they already find me?
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@manhattanmixer @NotHardPass4 @FrostyTakes @Barry61736994 No he just said “What a dick” Looks like he just got nuked
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Honest question - could have paying for premium X prevented my main account from getting mass reported and suspended like that? Or does that not matter?
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I’m most upset about losing all my “Frequently used” gifs. I have no idea what I searched for some of those 😭😭😭😭
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Mutuals getting along challenge: impossible. I don’t have NODs so fuck both y’all
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@BudLightSadness “What’d you get no-knocked for? Guns? 3D printing? Warrants?” “No, I didn’t pay my taxes on my twitter earnings”
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@realftedd @mnsibley Oh wow just opened the cover to my book and he did sign it!
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@SlapLordActual @mnsibley Is this yours or marks?
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@BudLightSadness “I had a son named Beau, once. He may have killed Kennedy.”
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@NotHardPass4 @smcroasters LMK what my balls smell like the first time we meet, pls.
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Super Bowl news drop is kinda big.
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JUST IN - U.S. Defense Secretary Austin remains hospitalized, transferred duties to Deputy Secretary Hicks — Pentagon
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TIL Lil Jon is still alive.
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Range time
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It’s real, can personally confirm. Congrats buddy. I know a lot of work went into this. Proud to call you an internet frend (for now). @mnsibley
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My copy of the “sequel” allegedly arrives today. Believe it when I see it.
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Unlock @hardpass4 you cowards
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Hello. This thing on?
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@smcroasters Begrudgingly, already getting shit on like a port-a potty
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This is why I continue to come back
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@NotHardPass4 He will be missed--I've been asked to say a few words in remembrance
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@braxton_mccoy Confirmed. Eat shit, Pickle.
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Makes me wonder if Dems are tanking Biden before the election.
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The special counsel report says that Biden did not remember “even within several years” when his son beau biden died.
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Clearly why I don’t have my main account rn, smh
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Chinese hackers had access to US infrastructure for 'at least 5 years' before discovery
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🚨 Possible Breaking News Alert 🚨
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Hey @Support what the fuck do I have to do here? I’m not Ron Swanson and never claimed to be, dammit.
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Who is more annoying: - the person who tweets about sports Or - the person who complains about people tweeting about sports
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The green G lady I was telling @Lead_Flinger about.
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Kinda praying there actually is a Deep State in charge right now.
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On a scale of 1-10 how safe do you feel knowing he's keeping us safe amid all the war?
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@ChestyPullerGst What does this mean
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Everyone knows. Just put him in a home already.
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BREAKING: White House confirms Biden will not take a cognitive test as part of his upcoming physical exam. Biden will be first U.S President in history to refuse a cognitive test.
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@magills_ *smashes that follow button*
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What forms of elder abuse will we see from the White House today?
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The Sunday carry with 124 gr Federal HST’s.
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So no one has added me to any of my old GC’s. I see how it is.
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This is hilarious
@peta
PETA
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Your #SuperBowl "snack" cost her life.
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Damn, Reba’s still got it.
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@BudLightSadness Usually this is all on the Friday news dump. Can’t wait for tomorrow.
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Bru
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Mood rn.
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@WarPath2pt0 …of all the pictures you could have used 🫠
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I’m pulling for the 49ers because their QB was drafted dead last - Mr. Irrelevant. Otherwise, I hope everyone has fun out there.
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Monday afternoon mood
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@DoYaKnowWilma Yes. That’s normal and good luck. Just don’t swallow it.
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He was 9/10 dead center with one flyer
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@Txp_RBI_Xctuxl I fucking do not like that guy
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This man has been defeated by a King Cake. Hate to see it.
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@NotHardPass4 Yall just out here eating cake with plastic baby’s in it and IM THE ODD ONE HERE?
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My copy of the “sequel” allegedly arrives today. Believe it when I see it.
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They got me while I was on a roll being a poet. I see. Trying to tame my artistic abilities smh
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