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Taco Farmer. Bad memes. Fluent in GIF. I once punched an owl in the jowl.

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Joined November 2015
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Frosty
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Good Evening.
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4 years
I just finished reading the entire transcript of the Trump call. Georgia SoS's office comes across as obtuse and defensive. They wouldn't agree to share any data with the WH team. What is there to hide??
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This you?
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I’m a Haley Voter, and a Republican…and I’m supporting Kamala Harris for President. @HaleyVte4Harris
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4 years
The only thing more divisive and ludicrous than Obama is his narcissism.
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7 months
Fully loaded A10 Warthog with hangar and full tank of fuel. $3,500 obo
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Yes.
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4 years
Georgia Law for Runoff Elections: GA Constitution, Article 2, Section 1, Paragraph 2 states that only those residents who were eligible to vote in the general election will be eligible to vote in the runoff. Game Over.
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George Washington and the motherfucking Delaware River.
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1 year
Without Googling, name a famous historic battle
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WITHOUT Googling, name a famous historic battle.
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@PiamentaShimon The flag is upside down, bro. That isn't a victory dance.
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1 year
Been having a problem with fuckheads driving through my land. I have surprise for next time...
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10 months
Ok, here's the story behind this: Three weeks ago, a Great Horned Owl attacked my 2-lb puppy, tried to kill it and carry it off. I was less than pleased that this was happening, so I punched the owl, threw it across the yard, and gathered my pup. Fuck owls.
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Oh fuck you, Twitter ad.
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Good God, man... I don't care of Ted Cruz goes to Cancun just like I don't care if AOC goes to Florida. The hypocrisy lies within their public statements. AOC criticizes Florida while ignoring NY. Then she flies there to vacation. You're not this dumb
@NumbersMuncher
The Darkest Timeline Numbersmuncher
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So the difference is that Ted Cruz fled to Cancun when his state was in an acute power crisis and he left to get to warmer weather as his state suffered in the cold. AOC went to Miami for New Years while her state has rising cases, but no acute crisis that she could help with.
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1 year
Just told my wife to relax on a text message. Oh fuck oh fuck oh fuck oh fuck oh fuck
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Do. Not. Engage. The. Insane. Leftists. On. This.
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5 months
Trump should just hire some squatters to go sit in his properties. Checkmate, New York.
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NY AG James moves to seize Trump assets in Westchester as $464M fraud bond deadline looms
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I knew it.
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Sorry Chris, but a visit to a torn and injured community is not a political “opportunity.” It’s a necessity by the leader of our Country to show his support for those who have been ravaged by violence and then victimized afterword by politicians and media pundits Stop the games
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CNN
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. @ChrisCuomo to President Trump: Your visit to El Paso is an opportunity for you to do better
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@NBCNews
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7 years
JUST IN: Senate passes GOP budget 51-49, paving the way for tax reform.
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6 years
Anyone who says that Kavanaugh went on an “angry tirade” obviously has no F’in clue what the word “reasonable” means. Kavanaugh showed incredible restraint today and over the past 2 weeks. I would never be able to stay composed like that if someone tried to assassinate my name.
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3 years
AOC picks a proxy to vote for her in Congress, citing her fears of COVID for not attending. She then proceeds to vacation in Florida, disregarding her beloved masks & 6-foot rule. Meanwhile, media outlets hound DeSantis for working a modified schedule while caring for his wife.
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6 months
I'm dead. I'm so fucking deceased. 💀💀💀💀
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Jason Neptune🌴
6 months
BREAKING NOW: Fani Wills Bluetooth ID revealed in court as: ‘Gorilla Grip Pussy’ 🤣🤣🤣🤣🥲 ROFL ☠️☠️☠️
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The 19th Amendment was a mistake
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Why is it always the same fucking tire? It must be science or something.
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4 years
Hello moron, The media does not decide the election. Which "Experts" are you talking about? Can you name them? I don't think you can because even the "Experts" know that a vote has to be certified before it's final. And you're a member of Congress? God help Oklahoma. - Frosty
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Kendra Horn
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The election is over. Experts and news outlets on both sides have examined the results & declared Biden the winner. Instead of trying to spin and divide us, we should look for common ground for newly elected officials to work together. There’s no excuse for undermining democracy.
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Madison Cawthorn has gone from Renegade to RINO in less than a week. LMAO. DC never ceases to amaze.
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If you refer to Jill Biden as doctor due to her PhD, but refuse to call Ronny Jackson a doctor despite his MD, you might be a fucking loon.
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Keith Olbermann
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In brief: Ronny Jackson isn't a doctor. Which is perfect, because Trump wasn't hit by a bullet.
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3 years
Jack even managed to use a photo that eliminated longitudinal distortion, which almost nobody does. Bravo, sir.
@JackPosobiec
Jack Poso 🇺🇸
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MAP BREAK Alaska and the lower 48
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4 years
Imagine that. cc: @JoeBiden
@realLizUSA
Liz Harrington
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Dr. Fauci responds to question about differences between U.S. and Italy, says @realDonaldTrump stopping travel very early from China "has gone a long way" in fight against coronavirus "Unfortunately, Italy did not do that. They had an open border."
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Dow's up 300 points today. Imagine that.
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@RealSaavedra I’ll take “Things Conservatives Knew All Along” for $500, please.
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6 years
Kavanaugh accuser had 36 yrs to make an allegation, knowing that he was appointed to lower courts, and she didn’t. Confirmation needs to move forward. If not, these smear tactics will happen every. Single. Time. From now on.
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Quick Story about Kimber 1911's and their quality control...
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This is Erica Marsh. She has founded nothing. 🤷‍♂️
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Yep. Definitely me. SOUND UP.
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Bluff called*
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China may have to resume U.S. soybean purchases in weeks: Oil World
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Follow me for more wedding event enjoyment advice.
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Yep.
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Who's coming with me?
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Justice Jackson said bump stocks allow you to fire 800 rounds per second. The M134, which likely has *the* fastest ROF, can fire about 100 rounds per second. I just can't with these morons.
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Wait... it's only 6 miles to civilization? And they claim to be stuck?
@JohnLeFevre
John LeFevre
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Zero sympathy for people “trapped” at Burning Man. A bunch of nerds cosplaying as post-apocalyptic feudal elites… Don’t like the mud? Walk the 6 miles back… And boo hoo to the “influencers” who can’t meet sponsored content requirements and have to send the money back.
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8 years
Well that didn't take long at all, right? @mitchellvii
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Michigan has now certified President-elect Donald Trump's win in the state, awarding him its 16 electoral votes Trump: 306 Clinton: 232
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@JackPosobiec Ah, ok. Tweet number 2 that Poso steals for the day. From the same account, no less.
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@ChristinaPushaw NPR lecturing anyone on spreading unverified information is comedic gold.
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@mchooyah 8-12 lb Trigger pull. Not even close to a "hair trigger"
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So let me get this straight... The majority of America is struggling under crippling inflation and the best the US Senate can do is send more money overseas and fuck each other?
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To the people who want to make Cindy McCain a thing... I don’t think that someone who retweets Chris Evans’ profanity-laced tirade of “resistance” to the President is someone I would like to represent conservatives. Do you?
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@KyleMartinsen_ Uh... we call that "Conspiracy" and "Aiding and abetting"
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This guy never disappoints with wholesome content. Keep it up, bud.
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Driving to Fairfield texas from Jacksonville Texas I’m my 1926 model t. Enjoy 🙂
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I've been trying to tell you: The crows are our allies.
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Google has suspended drone courier flights because of raven attacks. Looks like the Ravens have taken our side against Skynet.
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I know we're not the only ones.
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Ok, so who wore it better? 1) The Hospital Patient 2) The Window 3) Hillary @ThomasWictor
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Andy started to grow a tuft of hair on his chest. Bought him a Hawaiian shirt so he can unbutton the top button and show it off.
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@CBSNews "Largely peaceful"...? Are you kidding?
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This was Chicago last week. An active shootout between gang members. This was Chicago PD's response via radio after their leadership capitulated to the rioters & protestors (Sound on). Think about this before you defund the police.
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If @elonmusk would just move Twitter to Texas, he could say that all his X's live in Texas.
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I don't know if I want to live in a country where mailing 100's of dildos to the White House is criminalized.
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Ian the Gringo Gorilla 🦍
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Free this man now!
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@CNN Let's fix this headline: 25 year old man shoots 5 year old boy in the head in front of his two sisters after becoming angry that the child rode his bicycle on his lawn. Even without race as a factor, this story is abhorrent and it took days for CNN to finally report it.
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Winter time in Texas is Stetson time.
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Winter time in Texas. You know that means?
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STRAIGHT INTO MY VEEEEIIIINS
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Interesting As Fuck
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Man shows no hesitation in rescuing his dog from a coyote attack
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Let me put a different angle on this if it helps: The average cost of getting arrested for a DWI is between $12,000-$18,000. You can get an Uber pretty much anywhere you need to go for less than $100. Choose wisely.
@ClaudesBBQ
Claude Krause
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Heading into the long Christmas weekend PSA. Enjoy yourself, your family, and your friends. However, be responsible in whatever vices you may have. Some decisions have life altering consequences. Don't be that person that changes your/someone else's life in a bad way forever.
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By the way... and I'm not saying I approve of it... But I guarantee you there are some rogue NYPD cops that will make a mission out of these guys. Stay tuned.
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No shit.
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@peterbakernyt Once again, the New York Times leaves out half the quote.
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OK FINE. It's me. I shot the hostages.
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"I don't think you understand... I earned the right to wear any rig I want"
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@SheSaysBadWords And yet, morons like this below completely disregard every other strange facet so they can dismiss it without a second thought. Apparently thinking hurts some people.
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@FrostyTakes he probably hit his head on board and got tangled in the feet of muck in pond, let his family grieve w/o all this bs
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Yes.
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The Manafort case Judge is getting threats daily. Knowing this, Politico, NYT, Buzzfeed, WaPo, NBC, and others joined CNN in filing suit to discover the names and addresses of the jurors on the trial. WTF world are we living in right now? The media is acting like the mafia.
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New York Post
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He said he’s concerned for the “peace and safety of the jurors”
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IYKYK
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Ah ok... I see it's time for me to defend cargo shorts again. 😈
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Allie
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Of all the twisted things I've seen on this website, watching men REPEATEDLY defend cargo shorts is one of the most sickening.
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@JoeSilverman7 Oh man... listen to this:
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What's the over/under on how many times this guy has yelled "these aren't my pants" while being arrested for possession?
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6 years
So San Francisco is apparently banning plastic straws... unless they’re full of shit or heroin.
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9 months
Gen X childhood: We didn't need watches. Parents kicked us out of the house, told us to go play, and be back by sundown. We had bikes and used them to traverse entire cities on our own, living off of Double Bubble and garden hoses, until we returned for dinner.
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Gen X childhood was a years long SERE school. We made machetes out of roof flashing and rode down grassy knolls on inflated milk machine bags. We didn't play COD. We played Tarzan outside in the woods barefooted. We do not tolerate trifling b #tches . Leave us alone.
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5 years
BREAKING: Klobuchar doesn’t deny berating staffers or eating foods with her comb.
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CBS News
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When asked what the biggest misconception about her is, Senator Klobuchar answered: "That I'm boring." #DemDebate
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My wife just DM'd me this. Well boys, it was an honor to fight beside you. I have resigned myself to my fate. I bid thee well.
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I feel compelled to remind my fellow Texans to not shoot at the moon during the upcoming eclipse.
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Harry Sisson, 3.3 seconds after Joe Biden unzips his pants
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Mallakhamba, or mallakhamb is a traditional sport, originating from the Indian subcontinent, in which a group of gymnasts perform aerial yoga and gymnastic postures using wrestling grips in concert with a stationary vertical pole.
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JFC... nobody cares who you love. Nobody cares who you sleep with. But when you do this shit at work, especially as a CIVIL FUCKING SERVANT, in an institution like the Senate, you have absolutely disrespected yourself, your workplace, and this country. Shut the fuck up.
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@realPowerTie Palmis 23: Yea, though I wobble through the valley of the shadow of cornpop, I will fear no evil: for thou art with me; thy rusty razor and thy chain they comfort me.
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Welp. Guess that is that.
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Yeah, I'd do it again and again and again.
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Love it. If I get merc'd at work, there are no politicians allowed at my funeral.
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Citizen Free Press
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This is the moment Democrat Kathy Hochul was turned away at the wake for slain NYPD officer Jonathan Diller.
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Eminem is too stupid to realize that PRESIDENT Trump already gave him the response he deserved. @Eminem
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Complex Music
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Eminem on Trump: "I've got lines ready if he says something about me."
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@adamhousley Trust me, it's DC & NY. That's it. Field Offices are fine.
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