Young guy at work . 20 years old. Died last night in a single car accident. His mom had to call me to tell me he's not coming in to work.
If you're the praying type please pray for him and his family. It's devastating.
My dad always used to make us sausage , biscuits and gravy the Friday night before deer/ duck season.
My 2yo even "helped" me cook it
Good luck to everyone going out tomorrow!
I don't know what the Ultimate Callout Challenge is but there's a shitload of trucks with rims and fender lights in my town and something called a "diesel mafia"
...100s of trucks that look like this
My 3yo kept telling me to "catch a bubble" during the book she was "reading"
Me: huh?
3: Miss Teacher tells me when I'm talking, to "catch a bubble"... so can you catch a bubble?? A really big one.
So I learned "Catch a bubble" is toddler speak for STFU
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My neighbor might have best House remodeler in the biz.
The guy she was with for 15 years moved out a few weeks back, and then this contractor really got to work.
11PM? He's there working.
4AM? He's there working.
Weekends? He's there working.
I really admire his dedication
I'm in the total eclipse zone and they just closed my kids daycare for it.
Schools, businesses, everyone's closing.
Let me tell you how many fucks I have to give about an eclipse. Mitsubishi, gum, or any other kind
Indiana State Fair day. "We" got covered in ice cream from minute 1, took off our pants off and refused to put them back on๐
Side note: look at that beautiful Indiana prize winning rhubarb
All American summer girls ๐บ๐ฒ
Creek stomping with the dogs โ
Slushies from the frosty freeze โ
Pool in the yard. โ
Night time movies in the AC โ
I just went into the grocery to pick up a few essentials, like tortilla chips... 4 items....$57!
A man can barely afford to feed his family in this economy ๐ญ๐ญ๐ญ
Got to catch fish with my daughter and nephews over the weekend. One of those weekends I'll remember forever.
0 people fell in.
0 people got hooks in them.
Caught lots of fish. Played with lots of worms.
Update 4:22 pm.
-Food tastes like skunk
-Water tastes like skunk
--My boots smell slightly better than normal?
-Air smells like skunk
Kid got sent home sick from daycare and can't go back tomorrow. ๐ฅด
1:49 AM
You really don't get the traditional skunk smell until you get a few hundred yards away from ground 0.
Everything, including inside my house, smells like burnt lasagna
America is the greatest idea ever conceived by man. The people who fought and sacrificed everything to make it a reality are some of the greatest, most heroic humans who ever lived. ๐บ๐ฒ
Men... Mother's Day is coming up on Monday.
Still need gift ideas?
There are *literally* public pools that throw out empty chemical buckets.
I scored these today out of the dumpster
Your pool guy is at your place at 7:30PM replacing your filter. Youโre grilling burgers. Do you offer the pool guy a burger or is that considered tip culture?
@pnshdvermonster
I got 2. 3&1 yo.
Each stage comes with different sets of fears and joys. You conquer the old ones and life gives you some new ones.
It's a fuckin emotional rollercoaster. Congrats to you and the Mrs!
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#BREAKING
: Dramatic Rescue Efforts can be seen as Semi-Truck Dangles Off the Bridge Connecting Kentucky and Indiana
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#Louisville
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#Kentucky
Currently, a large Sysco semi-truck dangles off the Clark Memorial Bridge between southern Indiana and Louisville, Kentucky, following
What's worse than your finger going thru the paper when you're wiping your ass?
...your finger going thru the paper wiping someone else's ass ๐ญ
Dad life is a blast
@bhdonkey1
Takes a lot of courage to speak about this I know. I hope you change some hearts.
My 75 year old neighbor committed suicide last month the same way you talked about and your family really pays the price even at 75 y.o.
It's officially eviction day for daughter
#2
. Prolly live tweet the whole thing.
So far they brought me a water and I'm pretty pumped to check out the food court.
Lemme know if y'all want some pics / videos of the carnage
@Mama_Hamm
Im staying at the in laws tonight. Been some serious concerns over how the time change works
Gonna set the clocks around the house to random times and watch the mayhem unfold