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@NiceQuarterGuys

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Being dogmatic is a good way to get run over in this life

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@nycdouche_ If you have an Apple computer for work I promise you the work can wait
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No, you are a brilliant real estate investor, don't listen to 'em
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*walks into board meeting* Let's call it "Chess" *gets fired*
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**** MicroStrategy Incorporated (NYSE: “MSTR”) to Merge with EL SALVADOR in an All-Stock Merger of Equals ***
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@sadvalueinvestr That’s one of the best tables I have ever seen in my life
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@MacroAlf "portfolio manager at one of the largest hedge funds in the world" lol right
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Elon Musk’s ability to just straight up lie to investors, over and over again, with literally zero repercussions, is such an incredible super power. $TSLA
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@sadvalueinvestr @flufferbot01 Bad summer to be someone who doesn’t like creed
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Energy Returned per Unit of Energy Invested
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99% of the population is buying houses without building out a financial model in excel, blows my mind.
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@kclairerogers Smylie & Kiz are killing it
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Guys will literally spend hours researching a $50 sports bet but will buy $5,000 of a stupid meme stock on a whim.
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@for_yield Shooting a basketball and or throwing a baseball/football should be a part of all interview processes IMHO
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***** SCOOP: Biden is preparing to announce a release of turkeys from the nation’s Strategic Turkey Reserve in an attempt to save consumers $5 this Thanksgiving. ***** "Five dollars was a lot of money back in my day" the President said.
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$200k base + bonus + equity to gallivant around the world rolling up ski resorts? I've seen worse jobs
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@Mike_kim714 Buddy I’m not trying to hit a “fade” it’s just going that way 🙃
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@dieworkwear That one is fake — it has an arm coming out of it.
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Mike Bloomberg man. Half a billion spent on a bet he's probably got no chance of winning. Mike, can I interest you in an energy SPAC?
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Unpopular opinion: the best thing young people can do early in their careers is to marry well
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Unpopular opinion: the best thing young people can do early in their careers is to work on the weekends.
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Should I tell him?
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It’s just too good. You couldn’t even make this stuff up
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REPORTER: “Biden made a pledge last night…to approve ‘no more drilling’ for oil. But does he see that as being in conflict with his efforts to lower gas prices?” KARINE JEAN-PIERRE: “So, no we don’t see that in conflict.”
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Can’t stop thinking about this
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@the_P_God You ever seen a lawyer use excel? The purest form of entertainment that exists in this world
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$PBR
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"When oil prices were dropping like hot cakes last year, did any of these countries come in and load up on oil to save the OPEC+ nations, most of whom are singularly dependent on oil to feed their citizens? Negative."
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How psychos use excel
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Conclusion after doing taxes - life is too short to own MLPs in the PA.
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Losing $100 on a sports bet — “This is the worst, I freaking suck, I hate everything god damnit” Losing $5,000 on a stock — “well that’s just the game, that’s the market”
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You 👏 can 👏 leave 👏 your 👏 job 👏 without 👏 posting 👏 three 👏 cheesy af 👏 paragraphs 👏 on 👏 linkedin 👏👏 thank you!
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@KobeissiLetter Stocks and the economy are two very different things these days
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Do we have a left vs right problem or just a politician problem in general?
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What’s consensus on this behavior?
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People who got rich in private equity didn’t really do anything special or difficult Convince me I’m wrong
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You want nostalgia? 30 for 30 on American Gladiators just dropped
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Two words you DO NOT want to see in the same sentence Your currency + Chamath
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Intense fireworks guys are like boat guys. I don’t want to be that guy but I sure as hell want to be friends with that guy
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@GRDecter Not too late to delete this
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@JCOviedo6 @QuickDCapital That’s their name, “wrong answers only”
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Easy 15 bagger from here = $RIG Low risk 5 bagger from here = $VAL
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Name that Twitter poster
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@minakimes Finance guys going into sports has been somewhat of a disaster -- Mets, Panthers, yeesh
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Really enjoying the $RICK transcript "and I also like to invite everyone listening in the South Florida area to join Eric and me tonight at 8 to meet management at Tootsie's Cabaret in Miami, one of the top adult clubs in the country and RCI's top revenue-generating club."
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Nothing but respect for my man in Terminal E at the bar drinking beer by himself at 8:30 am
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@GRDecter This is why you don’t “run a fund” anymore
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Looking for some quick 1,000,000 baggers down here give me your best ideas
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My brain is exploding thinking about what happens to gas/ethane/propane if we get a cold winter. #EFT
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Banger of a sentence from JPM "One of the highest ratios in the world of energy science: the number of academic papers written on carbon sequestration divided by the actual amount of carbon sequestration (~0.1% of global emissions at last count)."
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You couldn’t make a worse airline than @united if you tried
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How does every single E&P or Midstream company have above average safety metrics vs. the industry? That's mathematically impossible
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One thing I keep thinking about is the hundreds of billions of non cash unit-based comp that exists in the growth / tech world and what the impact of that going to zero is. Randy Johnson = inflation, rates, reality Bird = noncash stock comp
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You couldn’t have picked an administration more unsuited for an energy crisis if you tried An egregious combo of inexperience, ignorance and laziness
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@Mike_kim714 Fresh off a top 10 too smh
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Stop all gas exports to the Netherlands immediately
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Announce the deal you cowards $XOM $PXD
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M&A dream team $OXY
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Responsibly Sourced Gas A third party certifies the gas, for a fee How do we know they’re not just saying “yes” because the producer pays them? I’m looking to start a company that certifies the companies that certify the gas. DMs open
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"Our team went to key compressor stations, storage facilities, and delivery points to keep gas flowing, including a key delivery point to the city of Austin." -- $KMI
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Top 5 PGA combined -30 Scheffler -11 Aberg -7 Fleetwood -4 Homa -4 Morikawa -4 Top 5 LIV combined +1 Cam Smith -2 DeChambeau -2 Hatton E P Reed +1 Niemann +4
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I didn't know there were so many fraud stock pumpers in Houston Houston's own MrZackMorris - a 38yr old loser Houston's own Hugh Henne - a 24yr old loser Spring's own Stock Sniper - a 32yr old loser The Woodland's own PJ Matlock - a 38yr old loser
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One of my guilty pleasures is pulling up historical $MTDR financials and thinking about what a generalist who had never heard of E&P would say
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Every time Charif gets ousted from an LNG company he started Happy Friday #EFT
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Who’s funding the Jesus commercials?
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The masculine urge to do absolutely nothing from 2pm to 9pm today
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Are private equity employees really “investors”? Or are they just dealmakers and fundraisers?
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***Apache completes Alpine High wells in improved price environment*** "With the improvement in NGL and natural gas prices, completion activity is back in the Alpine High. Apache reported its first completions in the field in a year"
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@Brett_McMurphy She secured the bag
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@SeanODowd15 The fact that over 12,000 people follow you is terrifying to me And also the reason you can beat the market
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Manhattan in the morning 😍
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@nmolenda @PGuy_77 not too late to delete this
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The boomer way
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Hey $KMI Nice quarter guys
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Borderline still above the legal limit from the night before , 9:30 tee time, Bloody Mary in hand
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Texas - we are having some serious grid issues Also Texas - Mawson Infrastructure Group Inc. Announces New 120 Megawatt Bitcoin Mining Facility in Texas, USA
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Time to play the game Young Tech Billionaire or Successful Pro Athlete
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Can we just call nuclear energy something else? Most just associate it with the bad type of nuclear (weapons). Easy fix.
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I'm not smart enough to know what comes next
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@suitedupwook @RampCapitalLLC If you sleep with the thermostat at 82 there is a 101% chance you are a serial killer
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Holy cow just refreshed my DI and $EOG is really getting after that Buda
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Normalize kicking people out of group texts if they have an android
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@concodanomics That’s the first time I’ve heard day trading referred to as passive investing. It is, quite literally, the exact opposite
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Really? Stop with this garbage. It was a terrible deal, paid an egregious amount for it and it was inappropriately financed. Selfish empire building type stuff that many males have been criticized for as well. $OXY $APC @mr_skilling
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Gas bears
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This presidential race just seems like a “who can commit less unforced errors” situation Biden & Co taking the lead today We’ll see what kind of dumb own goal Trump & Co can commit to answer
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@PythiaR close your eyes and pick one
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Joe Biden to OPEC: "we need more oil because that's what my goon squad is telling me, I honestly have no idea about any of this" OPEC:
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Heating Demand - JPM Commodities team has already increased estimates of the impact of gas to oil switching to 750 kb/d from 200 kb/d (+550), with max potential additions est at 2 mb/d. Aramco’s CEO was quoted saying gas-to-oil shifting has already added 500 kb/d to oil demand.
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Oklahoma and Texas, on the cusp of joining the SEC, watching today’s action
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Got em
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@Mike_kim714 Sometimes you tee off on #1 with socks on and you walk off #18 with no socks
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