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@Nele_Copywriter

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I handle marketing, sometimes, marketing handles me.. • Email, Web & Ad Copywriter • UX writer #realestate #food #edtech #energy

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@Nele_Copywriter
The Bearded Shaman
3 years
Dear Copywriter, You'll see so many experts try to be controversial by saying "Copywriting is 90% research and 10% writing" Please don't forget the place of Editing. The brain isn't for storing information on the go but for generating ideas... So pen down and edit ruthlessly
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@Nele_Copywriter
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3 years
YOU LOOK JUST LIKE THIS
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3 years
THE COPYWRITING BATTLE! To WIN this: (Check the flyer for prizes to be win) 1. Follow me @SMILE_PRENEUR 2. Quote this tweet to your timeline by "Selling my SMILE to a depressed soul" and add #copywriting #smile 3. Have the highest numbers of retweet
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3 years
I have been writing sales copies for about 2 months, My headlines slap hard and attract the audience I want, however my copy body and call to action still need a lot of work.
@Kendra_Okpara
Chibuzo A. | Kendrakopy
3 years
FIRST GIVEAWAY! AsPromised I'm giving the full worth of this for FREE to only 3 people tomorrow, 9am. To win this: 1. Follow me (That's a no-brainer) 2. Quote this tweet with why you want to learn Copywriting. 3. Have the highest no of likes In 24 hours, I'll announce winners.
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2 years
In the past 9 months, a small, tightly knit group of people have made more money from twitter… Than you might have made in your entire career. This is something I had always suspected but could never really prove… At least until the 11th of June, 2022.
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@Nele_Copywriter
The Bearded Shaman
3 years
#FutoTwitterCommunity Me: Passing workshop area alone with my phone and ATM card Unknown Gunmen:
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@Nele_Copywriter
The Bearded Shaman
1 year
Happy Atheist day to everyone in the atheist Twitter community. Finding you guys has been comforting and relieving. It has saved me from the gaslighting that comes with leaving religion. I hope we blossom, find beauty in our interests and bask in our cosmic insignificance.
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@Nele_Copywriter
The Bearded Shaman
1 year
Dear #Abuja twitter Community, can you connect me with any farmers or biogas companies? I'm talking hydroponics, vertical farming, greenhouses and co. Last year, I was in Lagos for my IT at the biggest transmission company in Nigeria, Egbin.
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@Nele_Copywriter
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2 years
The bag and the bag maker 😌
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@Nele_Copywriter
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1 year
My babe; the nerd on glasses is without debate, sweeter than the bread of life.
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@_Irepelumi
Feminist in STEM
1 year
I want to see atheist couples 😓
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@Nele_Copywriter
The Bearded Shaman
3 years
@JakeIntrovert @NkNdamati @Imonaar Same mistake many African parents made with Engineering, Medicine and Law but go on.. .
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The Bearded Shaman
5 months
@mrsnya4 @ninadelaflores @MamaTea_ Lmao. Please cite your sources
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@Nele_Copywriter
The Bearded Shaman
3 years
#FutoTwitterCommunity Me: I will do Engineering, I know Maths. Statics and Thermodynamics:
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@Nele_Copywriter
The Bearded Shaman
2 years
I can never do business with people that hype and eat pawpaw. They aren't honest people.
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@Nele_Copywriter
The Bearded Shaman
6 months
Hired backend and front end team, product managers and HR, but UX writer should volunteer??????
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3 years
@henryfriday @SDSalawu @jayythedope Abortion is an option Chief. Your opinion isn't final.
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@Nele_Copywriter
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2 years
British accent on podcasts should be banned. I cannot be using subtitle for a podcast.
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@Nele_Copywriter
The Bearded Shaman
2 years
A good day for you to stop pretending like oats taste good.
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@Yvesuwnz @JefeDid Like Men don’t ever have abusers as friends
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3 years
@zaheerain @JakeIntrovert @NkNdamati @Imonaar Lmao... This ratio is old sha. Zaheed! Your family tree na cactus and na you be the number 1 prick!
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@Nele_Copywriter
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6 months
@Xokalled I think Iyin is just doing his own deliberately. Like he has a kink for when folks Pile on him
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@Nele_Copywriter
The Bearded Shaman
5 months
POV: You pitched at Techstars Startup weekend Owerri, and your team won.
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@Nele_Copywriter
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4 years
@itsNyaWan If I march around 7 times will you fall for me?
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@Nele_Copywriter
The Bearded Shaman
3 years
@immarkwilliam There's also this NOT SO KNOWN trick.. Blogs don't cut it 4 us copywriters, cos • they're edited, • tweaked for SEO, and • don't contain emotions... A good alternative will be to search through forums w keywords. And There's a chrome extension that can help you do that.
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@Nele_Copywriter
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3 years
@cupidkis @KevOnStage You sure y'all had not gone without food for days?
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@Nele_Copywriter
The Bearded Shaman
4 months
Christian feminists, please skip the insults and use bible verses to counter him. If Paul can’t be trusted, doesn’t that undermine the veracity and authority of the Bible? Una go tear ACL from the mental gymnastics.
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@Reformed_TIMMY
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4 months
"I permit no woman to teach or to have authority over men; she is to keep silent." 1 Timothy 2:12 Hope this helps👌
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@Nele_Copywriter
The Bearded Shaman
1 year
Teaching and learning 💫. #notionfuto
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@Nele_Copywriter
The Bearded Shaman
5 months
Na my turn, na my turn.
@Xokalled
Diogenes
5 months
Rich kids order jollof and meat, I dey order oscroh since when I was born.
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5 months
@pst_iren @leyeConnect So you climbed on the alter and preached an opinion that is highly debatable and you’re saying it isn’t something to split hairs over?
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@Nele_Copywriter
The Bearded Shaman
5 months
I have to commend the audacity. To climb the pulpit, preach your own inference from the Bible, and have your members tweet about it like it’s fact. You know this take is highly debatable but you stood on the alter and sensationalized your members.
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@Nele_Copywriter
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3 months
Sent forth.
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@Nele_Copywriter
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4 months
If na 1630, dem for don stone you and your pastey for heresy. But it’s nice to see the Holy Spirit doing its work.
@ChefJedd
The Chef🧑🏽‍🍳|Gen J³⁰⁴
5 months
@AmakaEkeng Even Elijah died Pastey really opened my eyes to the truth of some Bible stories I learn new things all the time
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4 years
@FrancisOzovehe @LekeDr @theezlahr Are you sure they didn't fall apart a few times? You don't know the full story
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@Nele_Copywriter
The Bearded Shaman
2 years
@cute_pecky @gbengadewoyin You can't use facts to validate your belief. Even if you practice non-literatal Christianity or progressive Christianity... Faith is still the only thing you can use to support your belief. No proof, no facts just faith and that's fine I guesss
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@Nele_Copywriter
The Bearded Shaman
2 years
@Modesolarr @beysusweptx4 @BerettaSKing Hold my cup of the blood of Jesus. “the man who raped her is to give the young woman’s father fifty silver shekels, and she will become his wife because he violated her. He cannot divorce her as long as he lives” Deuteronomy 22:29.
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@Nele_Copywriter
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2 years
Having resumed work in a more formal setting... I finally see the reality of what @Golibe6 said. People are living boring and repetitive lives. They'll actually appreciate emails with entertainment value.
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@Nele_Copywriter
The Bearded Shaman
1 year
April - On some days, I'm an Idán, and on others... I dan know what's going on.
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@Nele_Copywriter
The Bearded Shaman
4 years
@Nappyblaze For me, in an ideal situation, after sex y'all should cuddle and talk or sleep, there'll be no need to get clothed. but most of us aren't supposed to be having sex, we don't have homes abi bed. I don't even think I'll be comfortable with a girl helping me put on my underwear
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1 year
@Shiroe_Ace @Ni_Foh Lmao, of course blame everyone but the religion and god
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@Nele_Copywriter
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10 months
@ifemuyiwa_karo Knows beginning to end but tested Job… to confirm.
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@Nele_Copywriter
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5 months
Recently learnt that most of our drugs are tested on mice. But only male mice because female mice have way too many hormones that researchers don’t want to deal with. So men and women take the same meds, but women are more likely to have crazy side effects.
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HERBODE
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At what age did you realize the inequality of women in the society? Is there a particular instance that stands out?
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The Bearded Shaman
2 years
@MeePlusYou Reminds me of my last ex. A Christian girl... She'll receive head, lie over the phone, be bitter about folks progress, watch movies with pornographic scenes but had a problem with me being atheist. 😂😂😂 In her words, it's really a deal breaker for me
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@Nele_Copywriter
The Bearded Shaman
2 years
@theotherbingyi @chesscom I'll have none of that.
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@Nele_Copywriter
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4 months
With the way they were praising that lady in Afamefuna for jumping ship, talmabout if you snooze you lose. As per na property of the highest bidder
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@Nele_Copywriter
The Bearded Shaman
2 years
Another day to remember that no noodle comes close to Indomie... Especially not that jollof nonsense
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@Nele_Copywriter
The Bearded Shaman
3 years
Represent your faculty. 👇👇 #FutoTwitterCommunity
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4 months
Even her husband can go face to face and win, comot for here.
@LunnieDlamini
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Never seen someone go face to face with Rihanna and win.
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@Mzwayne007 @gbengadewoyin You must be fun at kid's parties
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3 years
@realAnointedC @henryfriday @SDSalawu @jayythedope Isn't it more selfish to bring a child into this world to suffer unnecessarily? When the child comes.. You're not around to make sure that they don't imbibe the rubbish in Nigeria. You don't have money to send them to schools that will set them up for bright futures.
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@Nele_Copywriter
The Bearded Shaman
9 months
Man’s built like @Mrpossidez . He does 12hours a day, I do 12hours a semester… we aren’t the same.
@thesocialduke_
Marvel
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“I studied for a minimum of 12 hours per day” 🤯 - Henry Anozie, Best Graduating Students of FUTO (CGPA 4.93, MTH department)
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2 years
Of the greatest gba-gba
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5 months
@ifemuyiwa_karo Na tunnel vision
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The Bearded Shaman
2 years
March dump. March was lazy
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The Bearded Shaman
3 years
#FutoTwitterCommunity Me to incoming medical students:
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The Bearded Shaman
3 years
@Sampson_yiye @MrOdanz No need to call beautiful written work rubbish simply because you don't agree with it. Besides, believing in God simply because of fear of hell isn't true belief.
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@Nele_Copywriter
The Bearded Shaman
3 years
#FutoTwitterCommunity This is the biggest and most complete cryptocurrency training in FUTO. They are not trying to sell anything to you. It is totally free in celebration of their anniversary. Register here:
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@Nele_Copywriter
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Between 2018 and 2023, Meta, Didi; a Chinese ride hailing company, and 2 others have been fined a total of $4.3 Billion dollars for data privacy breaches. And in a rather unexpected turn, a web3 company is solving this problem flawlessly… Let’s talk about @zklokomotive 🧵
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@Nele_Copywriter
The Bearded Shaman
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@DONVESH The Total Addressable Market is where you know if it’s worth putting in the hard work to build the tech. If it isn’t big enough, the hard work will never pay off. Only lessons will be learned
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@Nele_Copywriter
The Bearded Shaman
3 years
#FutoTwitterCommunity When course rep refuses to give you your manual till you pay course rep dues.
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@Nele_Copywriter
The Bearded Shaman
2 years
@sayo_law @Shibi_bee @ladylibber This is shifting the goal post sha. When Samson prayed for strength, strength he got, not just an opportunity to be strong.
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@Nele_Copywriter
The Bearded Shaman
3 years
Me: Paying 2k for Statics textbook that I'll never read.
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@Nele_Copywriter
The Bearded Shaman
2 years
Literally gotten jobs because I decided to go to an eatery to eat good food. Just one conversation you bump into can do the trick... So far you can sell yourself sha
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@Nele_Copywriter
The Bearded Shaman
1 year
Huge shout-out to @mykael_yuddy @RantingAtheist_ @KR3Wmatic @TheSkepticalHe1 for always bringing unholy tweets my way.
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@Nele_Copywriter
The Bearded Shaman
4 months
Do not disturb was filled with quotable a.
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@Justfofun007
hateSURVIVOR
4 months
I will drop a Drake quote for every like
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The Bearded Shaman
3 years
Futo Girls hold your table 😂😂😂 #FutoTwitterCommunity
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The Bearded Shaman
3 years
@MeePlusYou Plus.... Where have you come from? I thought god was Omni Everything
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The Bearded Shaman
3 years
@Letter_to_Jack Looks like a rattle snake to me looking at the kids... They seem to have the tailend
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@Nele_Copywriter
The Bearded Shaman
7 months
Looking at these quotes with black people saying “put me in this position and I’ll never leave” then comparing it with the fact that there’s stats that shows how little they orgasm at all, let alone from penetrative sex. Just performative, acrobatic and once in a lifetime sex.
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@Nele_Copywriter
The Bearded Shaman
4 months
Omo, atheist Dey suffer for government school. I thought we were supposed to be non partisan.
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The Bearded Shaman
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@realAnointedC @henryfriday @SDSalawu @jayythedope Your child ends up messed up.but not dead I guess. If the guy is seeing this... God's grace isn't a plan... Faith without works according to the Bible self is dead.
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@Nele_Copywriter
The Bearded Shaman
2 years
You think some ladies are beautiful till you meet their younger sister's.
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@Nele_Copywriter
The Bearded Shaman
5 months
American: I hope this email meets you well. Nigerian: I trust you are in excellent fettle.
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@Nele_Copywriter
The Bearded Shaman
4 months
Wrote my last paper today. Sent job application this evening. Fellowship application on the works. No time to waste.
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@Nele_Copywriter
The Bearded Shaman
3 months
11:36pm, alive, but at what cost?
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@mykael_yuddy You wan give Timi panic attack?
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@Nele_Copywriter
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1 year
Best in moving my clothes.
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The Bearded Shaman
2 years
When you accidentally slip and fall in the kitchen on a Sunday and eat 5 meat And your mom notices
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@Nele_Copywriter
The Bearded Shaman
3 years
Dump😏
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1 year
@GrammarHippy The less aware the audience is, the more indirect you should be. The most indirect lead is the story lead. Small Header "After putting in all of his layoff salary" "How this 30 year old lost a £2000 gig from one simple mistake"
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And Indians kinda practice this thing that yahoo boys practice. A head quarter kind of vibes, either virtually or in person… they share resources with each other like mad. It’s evident in their chess too, the way they beat you sometimes, you just know they are getting training
@hackSultan
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Positive side of Japa. Go out there : learn, work, grow, build and scale to the top. Saw this on @stats_feed and I think this could be Nigeria in 20 years time. CEO of Alphabet Google 🇮🇳 CEO of Microsoft 🇮🇳 CEO of YouTube 🇮🇳 CEO of Adobe 🇮🇳 CEO of World Bank Group 🇮🇳 CEO
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The Bearded Shaman
2 years
The annoying part about adulting is being responsible for your happiness regardless of the environment or situation.
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@Nele_Copywriter
The Bearded Shaman
5 months
I’m afraid, once I taste the meat and it’s well seasoned and tender, I might forget the flower in the garden.
@Bukayor_BK
Bukayo Ewuoso
5 months
I remember, they gave me a separate plate with like 10 meats and pomo. 🤣😂😂 Baba nla test, Na 1 I chop. Grandma Dey look me. 😂😂 Babe said eat more, I said “mo ti wa okay” 😂😂 Na wife I come pick abeg abeg.
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@EssentialMastry @Copywriting_Dad Stop following too many people.
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The Bearded Shaman
2 years
Anytime I wear cufflinks like this, I'm nobody's mate.
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The Bearded Shaman
2 years
Honestly, for a long time I thought The Jake Victor account was run by some advanced AI. The threads were too good. Then it clicked, all good Copywriter's have great hair and make banger threads.. If you want to have a rethink of everything you know about Copywriting
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The Bearded Shaman
5 months
Fight a villain for so long, and soon you might realize you’re now a villain. Fight oppression for so long, soon you might realized that you’re now an oppressor. Tunnel vision all the way.
@Atomic_Comet
DAΠΤΞ’s IΠFΞΓΠΩ
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Crazy because a lot of the “roadblocks” are self-inflicted wounds. I remember being in a college prep program that was staffed by like 90% black females. They used to treat the males in the program play garbage and would treat all the black girls like they all were going to be
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The Bearded Shaman
2 years
One must learn to be rich. To be poor, anyone can manage to be.
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6 months
@Flame_dab @Gidi_Traffic Doesn’t work for that guy on the ground, but this is very useful for power plants especially
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The Bearded Shaman
3 years
@dn_atheist Funny and annoying thing is that Christianity has been structured in such a way that god can never be wrong... They'll also find an excuse for him.
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@Nele_Copywriter
The Bearded Shaman
3 years
@bunnie18_ @Zibahhh___ How will you tell me what to do?
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@Nele_Copywriter
The Bearded Shaman
6 months
My unpopular opinion this morning is that loud moaning is facetious and fake, and it disgusts me. I don’t need my ego massaged, I need you to be pleasured. I need to hear your breathe changing, your pelvic muscles contracting, and pay attention to your toes curling. *Circle twit*
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I'm almost 4 years in marketing, and my biggest advice? Follow marketing in other niches. Hospitality, energy, and alternative medicine. Sex, wellness, and relationships. Don't just read newsletters and Ads from folks selling copywriting.
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The Bearded Shaman
6 months
Humans, like clockwork how words can make us obedient. Bookmark this tweet, and 2k+ bookmarks. It’s amazing.
@hackSultan
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You spend a lot of time on twitter, you might as well use that time to search for a job. Follow these steps. 1. Bookmark this tweet - so you can always come back to it. 2. Directly click on => : it’ll take you straight to the job search page in
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Every reason humans have for having children is selfish.
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