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Big Dawg, not your regular Bingo. @onlytimifortune

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@Xokalled
Diogenes
9 days
I am super excited to finally be writing this public announcement, doubling as an official invitation to The Rational Humanist Community, and to our premier gathering. Read to the end to find out how to register 🧶 (1/16)
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4 years
DO NOT SEXUALLY HARRASS FEMALE PROTESTERS.
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3 years
@ChiyeObi @th_saleem After seeing what the girl before her went through, she wasn't having none of that BS 😂.
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8 months
Lmao
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@Ugonnnaya
𝐔𝐠𝐨𝐧𝐧𝐚𝐲𝐚
8 months
Me and my wife are not equal. Equality is scam. I will baby my queen and make life easy for her. Premium princess treatment. Be safe
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Diogenes
2 years
I made a meme for Christians.
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@PastorNaija
Simeon of RCCG
2 years
The nudity in blood sisters wasn't needed. It's never needed. We are gradually accepting it, before long,it becomes the norm in Nollywood. Entertainment can be entertaining and informative without nudity.
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5 months
Welp! That just shows how much of a loser you are that she will rather dance to win indomie and menstrual pad than be with you. You know those tiktok memes where they say “dance or date a foolish man” and the girl starts dancing? You are the one they are talking about.
@dotboyswag10
DotBoy😈🔥
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This werey said I’m not on her level and standard. See who’s using her whole energy to dance just because she wants to win indomie and menstrual pad
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11 months
“There is nothing that points to the fact that my future is secure in your hands” : The narcissism of most pro-natalists. Birth a child that didn’t ask to be born, fail to afford things to make their lives enjoyable, then have the audacity to demand that they secure your future
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Oyindamola🙄
11 months
She asked for an iPhone 8 from her Dad and this happened 😭😭
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Diogenes
8 months
I’m a writer. Of course I will go months without writing anything.
@NzubeNlebedim
Nzube Nlebedim
8 months
I’m a writer. Of course I talk to myself.
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5 months
You are a fucking weirdo. Those women are just dancing man, what the fuck is this? Did anyone of them tell you they can’t date a man working 9-5? Did they even tell you they are straight women? How do you watch that video and come up with this?
@chisomholic
chief sọm
5 months
These are the people 9-5 men can't bag 😂 9-5 qualifications: 4+ years Uni or with Msc, 100k - 300k salary, physically fit, multiple experiences/accolades etc. Ndi hertitude qualifications: net skirt, wig 10k, hormonal/mental instability. Una de craze for this twitter sha. 😅
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2 months
There’s no logic here. How can women be straight then?
@DegenCPA22
Degen CPA
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How can dudes be gay? The female body is so aesthetically pleasing.
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2 years
You are hailing politicians for reducing your future to a game.
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7 months
Mark Essien and Iyin are two enigmas that I struggle to make sense of how they exist. They understand complex ideas enough to build successful companies, but they proffer the most retarded solutions, you start wondering if they even have two brain cells to rub together.
@zeroidal
Mark E
7 months
How are we sure Binance is not printing NGN? When people trade NGN-USDT on their platform, did they really deposit Nigerian Naira? Or is Binance just creating a kind of virtual naira? If it's doing that, then Binance is pumping 100s of million of naira into economy daily.
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1 year
“One of the greatest, most forced, most brutal expressions of atheism” - Dr. Anthony Okeregbe. B.A Philosophy ✅
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8 months
Bachelor of Arts in Philosophy. University of Lagos. 2022.
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2 years
If you live in Lagos mainland (preferably close to Yaba), please text me. I run a pastry business and I want to employ you. You can earn between 3-5k daily.
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4 years
@Waspapping_ What is Southern twitter? 😂 Northerners rape young girls that don't have phones, they kidnap girls and call it marriage. You have a culture that makes it impossible for women to speak up because they are just instruments to satisfy perverted men, that's why they are not here sir
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2 years
I understand when political elites are talking like Machiavellians, scoring how good they are at politics by how much they can retain power and manipulate the electorate. What I do not understand is the Nigerian that doesn’t know what he will eat tomorrow engaging in the same.
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23 days
Women don’t love money more than men. They will work the most hazardous jobs in the world even , kill, kidnap, scam and rob for it, but they still won’t bill women. The love for money is not exactly why women bill men, get away with this straw-man.
@yourfreshbread
Fr€sh Br€ad
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Pretending you don't like money to impress men is wild 😭😭
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1 year
@baby_girl_ola You rn 😂😂😂
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3 years
@oluafolabi He put a mirror in front of her, for her to see how ugly her tweet is when it's applied to her, then it made her uncomfortable.
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8 months
Since 100 level, I told myself that I’ll remake this pose on my graduation.
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8 months
I did the thinking man pose.
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1 year
I know this is strange but just as it is with women, men have to also like you back. Weird I know.
@theyloverechi
Chrissy💓
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i thought you men said you like girls that can shoot their shot?😭 wetin be this L wey i just chop?
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1 year
@ifemuyiwa_karo How did anyone of you believe he was a woman? Is that how women tweet? There’s a ring to female bigotry that was missing in his tweet. It was very masculine.
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5 months
Niggas are big mad that women are dancing and having fun. I never see this kain thing for my life.
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4 years
If you are having sex with someone with a make up or a wig on if she later wipes off her face and it reveals that she looks different under that make up it was coercion- a form of sexual abuse. Because you didn't consent to sex with that face. It's also fraud if you spent money.
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8 months
You are threatening to punish me by voting against Peter Obi, but what you don’t know is that I will also be punishing you by voting against Peter Obi 😂🤭
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11 months
6m votes dey tell another 6m votes say e play spoiler. Specialists in failure.
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1 year
Life is objectively meaningless. There is no purpose, no essence, no meaning outside the ones we choose for ourselves.
@amukelani_02
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1 year
What’s the harshest truth you’ve learnt?
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3 years
Person shade Tbag, na Tbaj dey respond. Johnbull wey no sabi spell hin name 😂🤣😭
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11 months
I’m an atheist. I’m 25 I am not a virgin and I am not ashamed of it! In fact, I had very intense hot fok yesterday 🙈🤭
@okemhe_jeremiah
Jeremiah
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I'm a Christian I'm 26 I'm still a virgin and I'm not ashamed of it!!!
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@youngdonescobar @AfricaFactsZone How about, don't scam people?
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1 year
You know what is worse than this video? There are men in the comments hailing this dastardly act, and more men liking. I am afraid for the women and children within 100 mile radius of these men. This is a new depth to misogyny that I don’t think I’ve seen on this app in a while.
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3 years
@redview1975 @immor550 @actingjoe The tweet he is replying are words.
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3 years
Lol. The funny part is that Will Smith never won an Oscar but he won the first Hip-hop Grammy which Tupac and BIG never won. Those awards are truly ass if we analyse them thoroughly, but it's fun to win them.
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1 year
The first fraud was also arrested, but his followers immortalized him after.
@dailyreality_ng
The Daily Reality
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Guinean police arrest woman pretending to pray on water.
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@Usouph Adamu did not see those murdered at Lekki as fellow Nigerians
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4 years
Sound Man Vol1 is the most underrated EP in the history of Nigerian music.
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1 year
When I was younger my parents taught me to keep my mean comments about people’s bodies to myself because it is God that created them, and they didn’t create themselves. I am surprised how so many Nigerians turned out fatphobic. Were your fathers and mothers useless?
@nique174
Princess Nique 🩵
1 year
Oh nun jus got my hair done 🥹
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2 years
@EnnyMoney_ @topeeeeeee_ They were so “middle class” they has properties to sell. Here’s a cookie 🍪
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2 years
@DavidHundeyin @ZainabTinubu The tweets are bizzare. Like a paranoid person’s documenting their life.
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5 months
My approach to sex is centered around pleasure, and I love fucking people who view sex in the same way. It is not a sport, not a competition, not an audition, not what you do to prove a point. It’s simply a quest for pleasure.
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@OswinOswald223 @Letter_to_Jack You don't have to celebrate the day. People who don't have kids don't celebrate children's day, children of gay parents don't celebrate mother's day, your deadbeat father doesn't deserve to be celebrated. Nevertheless celebrate your mother on mother's day, today is for fathers.
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2 years
@layo_98 @SympLySimi Shey you don chop? Yoruba nationalist, have you eaten?
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@arcyax @Hernameis_Amy @folazen Send criminal elements there na. oponu ode buruku.
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3 years
@akawogbekun 😂😂. There's a reason why religious people tend to be less depressed and less anxious. The truth is not just bitter, it's poisonous too.
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8 months
Is this the Igbo man misogyny they are talking about? I rate it ngl. See how they are lapping it up 😂.
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1 year
I think Nigerian men are angry because there is always a brand new expectation from them as regarding romance, but there is still no reciprocity. I think they are just tired. And I don’t think it is only Nigerian men.
@TheOluwabukunmi
Tiaraoluwa 💕
1 year
But Nigerians are crying and throwing up over men asking women to be their girlfriends with whole cakes and cake slices. Everyday I wake up and ask myself “what did I do in my past life that was so horrible that I’m here, in this country, today?” 😭
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@ifIplease You want me to secure your future, you can’t even secure my present. Ordinary iPhone 8 you are spiraling. You know how much those hypertension meds will cost?
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2 years
@Mimee_ilo I like this thing we do on twitter where we bring out the worst examples to deflect. There are women who have tweeted about being offended (rightfully) by any move from a Driver at all. Below is one but you won’t add that to your collection of screenshots.
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6 years
@Gennisit #GennisiTalentShow This is my entry for the biggest social media talent show currently running in the planet. Please, view and rate my bars, also retweet and like, most importantly enjoy!
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@folasadee_ So many women with men they hate then
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@The_Florentyna Jokes are meant to be funny, this isn’t.
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@BriefCosmicLove @hoidyllo2 @willsgardevoir @grabalala This is very false. Queen bees mate more than once. They mate with at least 12-15 drones to increase the genetic diversity of their colony. It is the drone that only mates once, his genitalia is ripped from his body left in the queen to direct the next drone, then he dies.
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11 months
@Kaykhrees When they grow old, she will feed, clothe and shelter them as well. Any extras like their hypertension medications and entertainment will be icing on the cake. Wants, not needs.
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@Iam_Misola @Letter_to_Jack The point flew right over your head. They didn't choose to be single mothers (some did though), that makes the father a deadbeat, so he doesn't deserve to be celebrated, hence, no father in the child's life. Doesn't make the single mother a father, you get?
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4 months
Face Card never defines, abi how do you people say it?
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@Chinnyb_ When a man doesnot give, he's stingy, when women don't give then she wasn't in love. You people have rigged this thing.
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2 years
I will never forgive Brymo for that city boy tweet
@ARISEtv
ARISE NEWS
2 years
Breaking: Tinubu Returns to Nigeria APC Presidential candidate Bola Ahmed Tinubu has returned to Nigeria after about a 2-week absence. Tinubu arrived at the Nnamdi Azikiwe International Airport moments ago. Details on
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@docneto @Jollz He had his phone number on his bio, and a link to his audiomack. I don’t think he was trying to be anonymous.
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Fathers need to love their kids
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5 months
Got my first tattoo today - a humanism emblem.
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3 years
I listen to LayCon's music at least once a week (intentionally or unintentionally) and that's how I'm reminded of him. But I have to log on twitter to see Erica minions every week to be reminded of Erica. Who is more relevant again?
@Tellemmmmm
woman of modest income
3 years
The the person that won the BBN is not even as relevant as this Erica babe.
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2 months
Shot on my pixel.
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4 years
@Daveamicho @chiakipits @jaboukie 😂😂. You killed him bro!
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6 years
Kadaria: you should be careful so you don't libel people, I know you are used to being sued Sowore: they can sue me now, before I become I president, but after I become president I will have immunity 😂🙌🏾 I gbadun this guy #TheCandidates
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1 year
@_BrittJohnson @Mr_Alexius Wholesome conversation. It may not mean much from a stranger on the internet but are so beautiful. Objectively beautiful.
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1 year
@JataPage I think people just get used to it.
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2 months
@OmegaX777 Oho. You don’t think straight men and homosexual men are different and find different things attractive?
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10 months
Another 365 around the sun 🥳
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1 year
Christians talk about sexual urge like it is a disease. How do you even “struggle” with something completely normal?
@instablog9ja
Instablog9ja
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Christian sister recounts how she able to overcome an intense urge to ‘workout’ at almost midnight
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@ycidr Nope. When it comes to physical harm, na men dey scare me pass.
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1 year
@DonSilsz Obi’s candidacy exposed the hatred that was already in many of you. I am glad it came, everything came to light.
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7 months
That was how Iyin said government should send law enforcement to people’s homes to arrest people buying fake Amoy.
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11 months
I took the christian tears on this tweet, and turned it to wine. Their Lord and savior must be proud of me.🤭
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11 months
I’m an atheist. I’m 25 I am not a virgin and I am not ashamed of it! In fact, I had very intense hot fok yesterday 🙈🤭
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4 years
Women UNAPOLOGETICALLY talk about how they want rich men, and it's "not settling" while Men can not even talk about wanting women that can cook and clean, without being called babies or slave masters. How are the traditional roles of men still trendy? And women backwards?
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3 months
I gave up on the struggle to connect my beards today. Goatee gang new member, who is welcoming me?
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2 years
@the_girl_moo @perosola_A How na? 50/50. He drives her to the fastfood, she pays.
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4 months
Black Aristocrat. 👑
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4 years
Closing third mainland bridge for 6 months. Ikorodu road under construction simultaneously. Bikes banned. Sanwoolu ma pa mi now.
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2 years
@theadamaduka @The_Florentyna Actually, I’m not exactly saying it’s a joke. My tweet is a double entendre. I am basically saying that the tweet is weird, and even as a joke (the only time saying weird stuff is acceptable) it is still a poor attempt.
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@KarisNelson3 @sodiqcarter_ “Some people carry christianity on their heads so much that if you are sick they will tell you to not use paracetamol, they will tell you to use anointing oil. To rub the anointing oil on your head. The anointing oil I use to rub my penis”
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5 months
Will you slap me for $2 million dollars?
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If you love money sooo much you will start a crime mafia, but you don’t see a lot of women doing that.
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Diogenes
1 year
What is the rationale behind posting fat people just living their lives for you stupid political talking points? She is clearly working out and you are still dunking on her. Is that not madness?
@DrLoupis
Dr. Anastasia Maria Loupis
1 year
These “Body Positive” commercials has to stop. Obesity is killing more people than anything else.
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E kaaro, se daadaa le ji?
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4 years
@leowasneverhere @ramiizyy @sher_xo Every male knows that already
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11 months
There are kinder ways to turn down the request and let her see reasons why you can not afford to get her the phone at the moment. They sound like she let them down, but don’t realize that they has also let her down. If she had a choice she would’ve picked richer parents too.
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11 months
Obviously I’m not saying he has to compulsorily say yes and get her the phone. Yes he should prioritize and put her education first, but he can not be making lofty demands, talking about securing his future when he has not meet her own present demands.
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4 years
@oliviala__ Most the women talking about life choices in these comments will not even respect a man that chooses to do nothing with his life except be a leech. Keep the same energy. Plus it's not referring to "basic human respect"
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3 years
@_cisca Must everything in Lagos be so dangerous?
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5 months
This lack of wonder, curiosity, adventurism is typical of Africans. Instead of be excited for what the cat grows to become, they are scaremongering. Talking about “if this thing does anything bad to you” olodos.
@tundemoore_xx
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See let me tell you this; if this thing eventually does anything bad to you I promise you I will show no iota of sympathy for you and idc how severe it is even if it involves your life (Gfb) I’ll laugh and make mockery of you. If anyone tries to play any stupid card I’ll curse
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@zoraslovechild This is actually sound advise that I think every man should take. Just avoid woman on this particular thread if you are looking for someone who appreciates the little things.
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@__kunta_ What is wrong with being in Ikotun? As long as you are not lying to strangers on the internet from Ikotun.
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@DeAyowole @AreYourOrLah @Priceless_Silva If Pogba was so world class, he won't be dragging goals with a defender that is not world class.
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4 years
You had your chance to say "Amotekun Pro Mask" but you fucking blew it😔
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1 year
Nobody should dunk on him please, Men don’t owe you politeness and they don’t exist for your pleasure.🫠
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@KhaleedSZN If you are poor and a billionaire truly loves and wants your woman, it would take more than her love to keep her, you also have to genuinely love her and be good to her. Because she would second guess and watch closely for the tiniest inadequacies. If she finds none, she’ll stay.
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3 years
@____tife @adedoyeean Lmao. Why stop at the stage? Why not share it for all the people in the event centre? As if Wizkid did not know what he was doing when he sprayed the person he sprayed.
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10 months
My dream came true on the 31st, I ate 18 pieces of Turkey.
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10 months
Thank you all for the birthday wishes.
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@Israel__lee I might have overrated the intellect and skills required to build successful tech companies.
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