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we hired a new analyst. asian kid named eddy. i told him we would invite him to lunch with us sometimes and he goes โ€œi prefer to eat alone.โ€ i fucking love him.
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@ORealMartinez @HumansNoContext Probably very little. Seems like he knows what he's doing. ๐Ÿ˜‚
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@mark_ledain heโ€™s a legend already and heโ€™s been here for like 5 or 6 hours total
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@Elisua_90 @gunsnrosesgirl3 Predicting the timing or likelihood of that flip based on the additional weight of two people is hardly "simple math".
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@HODLaser he will be an S-tier analyst in no time. heโ€™s been grinding all day, asking the right questions, etc.
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@s8n What if Jesus was gay and thatโ€™s why his 12 โ€œdisciplesโ€ were all dudes? ๐Ÿค”
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@BlindGuardian12 @crazyclipsonly As a non-raping atheist, I have to disagree. This has nothing to do with Christianity, or any other religion for that matter. This is just a terrible person being terrible.
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@GolfGuy77 he doesnโ€™t even speak english.
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@s8n Exodus 21 7-8 Alright y'all I sold my daughter to be a sex slave but she wasn't pleasing the dude so he returned her. We got away with it at least. Who wants to go next?
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@crazyclipsonly The water in the pipe was previously frozen, but as temperatures began warming the outside layer of ice was first to melt, forming an ice core surrounded by a thin layer of water. When the water started flowing the hose pressure is pushing out these ice cores.
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@KameronBennett Plot twist: theyโ€™re married and this exemplifies why their relationship is fun.
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@historyinmemes This is why I frequently lol when I read about how everything is supposedly terrible and no one can afford anything yet they're complaining on a smart phone from their couch.
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@HumansNoContext The first guy has never heard of lying, second guy has never heard of chairs. ๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚
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@vidsthatgohard What neighborhood is this in so I can make sure Iโ€™m not living in the same State.
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@chhavi96 @cctvidiots Situations like this happen incredibly fast when youโ€™re in them. Real easy to make the right call on twitter.
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@enlightenedcoop Unfortunate. I have all these characteristics but you're not my type.
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@crazyclipsonly I was so worried about that baby!! Omg. ๐Ÿ˜ฅ
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@crazyclipsonly They like how the hell did he get out there?? ๐Ÿ˜‚
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@catgirl_246 @crazyclipsonly All women should do this.
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@FLvibez blunt honestly is a precious commodity in a world of people who are afraid to speak their mind.
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@s8n Moses
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@six6dark @spectatorindex We donโ€™t care about pride month, celebrate the Russian coup! ๐Ÿ”ฅ๐Ÿ”ฅ
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@s8n Follow me for more tasteful sacrilege. ๐Ÿ”ฅโค๏ธ
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@s8n He can't walk on water, but he can kinda walk *in* water at least. ๐Ÿค”
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@_B___S Iโ€™m wrong. It appears after evidence presented from both sides, this is an Arabian wolf. But Iโ€™m not a wolf biologist.
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@ivebeennaughty @ShitpostGate Dr Pepper??? Perchance.
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@_B___S Coyote not wolf? Looks kinda small, traveling alone.
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@vidsthatgohard That guy is the G.O.A.T. of Roller Derby. He flipped the guy, then double foot-pounded the 2nd ๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ’ฏ
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@landrunner2020 @fasc1nate Ah, you're one of those then.
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@GolfGuy77 IN CHINA
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@vidsthatgohard Omg the second time she got hit I died. ๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚ He drop kicked it sooo smooth!!!
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@KidWithDog @ORealMartinez @HumansNoContext Can you stand up for the class and show your work?
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@HumansNoContext This is a glorious paradox ๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚
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@crazyclipsonly Thatโ€™s..pretty messed up honestly.
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@TGingerlad @PicturesFoIder Bad gif choice since he has a watch on.
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@KnightsTempOrg @realDailyWire @MattWalshBlog Even as an atheist I'd say it's just an attack on truth and common sense!
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@greg16676935420 Sad day. Your peta comments were the best. ๐Ÿ˜ซ๐Ÿ˜ญ
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@iFightForKids @PeterHotez @RobertKennedyJr @joerogan @merissahansen17 Why would you do that?? Unbelievably low class and rude.
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@vidsthatgohard Bet they both felt great after that. Wise decisions all around.
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@crazyclipsonly Imagine how pissed off they're gonna be if they ever get thru ๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚
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@MitchellRossman ๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚
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@Human101Nature I'm batman lady I'm telling you! ๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚
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@Vision4theBlind Y'all are silly lol, ofc its her.
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@historyinmemes I bet that was an angry day at the golf course when they found out this rule got changed. ๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜…
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@branden_kozicki @GolfGuy77 no youโ€™re thinking of that guy that was featured in The Big Short. my guy was actually the one who beat him that year.
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@fasc1nate โ€œCome out, come out, wherever you are!โ€ Would have been an awesome sign. โค๏ธ๐Ÿ˜‚
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@Enezator They go either 40 mph or 0 mph. Mines lazy af. ๐Ÿ˜‚
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@fasc1nate Feel sorry for the poor dude who had to stand there awkwardly with one pinky raised while Michelangelo created an entire masterpiece. ๐Ÿ˜†
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@SimonSogaard @AvatarDomy How does a 200 lb man bench more than his body weight?
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@vidsthatgohard "you're here a lot and I see you, you don't live here." Uhhhh. You need logic grandma.
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@FightHaven "I'm batman lady I'm telling you!" ๐Ÿ˜‚
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@crazyclipsonly He needs a golden crown like that one dude got in Game of Thrones.
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@FadeHubb Or he just didnโ€™t want her to fall. Iโ€™m skeptical this was a kidnapping attempt. His hands were full.
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@vidsthatgohard Vids that go hard is the perfect name for this account. That was sooo sick! ๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ’ฏ
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@crazyclipsonly Justified...
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@crazyclipsonly ๐Ÿ˜‚ I like how he's like "I knew that was gonna happen!" No, you didn't lol.
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@mugshawtys Anyone else think she looks 32? ๐Ÿค”๐Ÿง
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@LibertyCappy They literally do. It's not volunteer work lol. Youre an expense line item.
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@smashbaals @sippindoc Thatโ€™s called absolute freedom of religion and itโ€™s wonderful and protected by the Constitution. The hell is your point?
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@CoinTradingBoy @Rainmaker1973 Thank God your expertise is so valuable, "CoinTradingBoy" ๐Ÿ˜‚
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@edebilale @cctvidiots Rudeโ€ฆ.how??
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@vidsthatgohard Thatโ€™s when you turn back into a car and just drive awayโ€ฆ.donโ€™t look back.
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@thechosenberg I get it tho, she is intriguingly hot.
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@crazyclipsonly My heart rate is racing now. ๐Ÿ™ˆ
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@NoCapFights This an old clip from the tv show Reno 911.
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@limittoinf @mark_ledain 1.2k people seem to get it. iโ€™m sorry about your retardation.
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@NoContextHumans Fair ๐Ÿ˜‚
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@NeilDenblomi heโ€™s going places for sure
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@unusual_whales That unrealized capital gains tax is not happening, as it doesnโ€™t make mathematical sense and violates fundamental tax principlesโ€”Wherewithal to Pay.
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@_B___S That was awesome. ๐Ÿ’ฏ
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@NoahNuh5 @HODLaser general analytical advice: start at the highest level and work your way down to the details a layer at a time. so your first question might be: โ€œwhat does this company do?โ€ then โ€œwhat market do they operate in?โ€ then โ€œwhat was total revenue and net income last year?โ€ etc etc
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@SciSpen @Elisua_90 @gunsnrosesgirl3 Yes, so the specific calculation she's describing is complicated.
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@Rainmaker1973 Imagine you're working at that desk, and someone pushes the button so you get crushed to a pancake and suffocated by your computer screen!
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@HumansNoContext We're all actors now.
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@s8n Nice to wake up and see so much support for the bible. Follow me for more verses. ๐Ÿ˜‚โ™ฅ๏ธ๐Ÿ”ฅ
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@s8n We donโ€™t know that they drowned; they ironically could have burned to death while surrounded by water.
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@fasc1nate I wonder who the pope's executioner is today?
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@SQUEALWEEEE @lporiginalg The internet is ruthless.
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@NoContextHumans No way man. No one could pull that off.
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@vidsthatgohard He took 15 steps to move just two steps ๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ’ฏ
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@mike_dillaha @BlindGuardian12 @crazyclipsonly Do you actually believe christians have a moral monopoly on not raping? ๐Ÿ˜ญ๐Ÿ˜‚
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@mugshawtys Looks like the kinda chick James Bond would smash but never trust.
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@s8n I beat a raw egg into orange juice for breakfast often, and drink it. Never gotten sick.
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@QueenOfTheKrew @bald_bryan @crazyclipsonly Your mileage on this would absolutely vary internationally. don't end up in a foreign prison for the rest of your life over something stupid. Also quantities matter, even in USA.
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@MikeDizzll @NoContextHumans Are we supposed to see something wrong? Dude is playing with his kids lol.
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@vidsthatgohard So when this guy is in a fight does he try to use all the weapons in some sort of combo-breaker??
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@MattWalshBlog She had time to make a dramatic Tik Tok too. ๐Ÿ™„
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@mugshawtys I understand her point of view, itโ€™s super aggravating when people be ducking you so you gotta follow them around.
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@Rainmaker1973 Raupโ€™s model uses mathematical techniques to estimate the number of species that existed at different points in Earthโ€™s history. Not sure what it has to do with the shells fitting together? ๐Ÿค”
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@ThcmTiago @crazyclipsonly You have no idea wtf youโ€™re talking about dude. No one scams insurance at high speeds like that. Makes no sense whatsoever. Do you work in risk or the insurance industry? Do you know anything about how the scams work??
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@crazyclipsonly This has to be the craziest clip on the internet. Hands down.
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@EndWokeness Child abuse
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@MaxxChewning @greg16676935420 Bro you got destroyed.
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@OCDecaf eddy is my hero
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@F4STFATI Pretty low class to down on someoneโ€™s family man. Ngl
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@engineers_feed Honey I Shrunk the Kids (the whole movie).
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