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1 year

Someone reported my old account for impersonation. Because, apparently it’s plausible the real NSA would have a burner account called “NSA Help Desk.” Anyway, share far and wide that I am back.

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@Acyn @BDeMayo Damn you Google! “De Niro's philanthropic endeavors include co-founding the Tribeca Festival in 2001 to aid in the economic and cultural revitalization of lower Manhattan post-9/11. He is also on the board of the 911 Museum and Memorial.”

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@CalltoActivism @Kapuforu The crazy thing is the crowd had been booing his name all night. You would think his handlers would have gotten the hint.

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@JudiciaryGOP You were in one of the greatest culinary cities in the world and you ate at (checks notes) the Cheesecake Factory.

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@RpsAgainstTrump This is funny because no one, and I mean no one, whines and complains more than these dudes. It’s their whole life.

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@Acyn @BDeMayo If you missed any of the Russian ops this week, don’t worry Trump will rehash them in his speeches

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@BidenHQ @MeidasTouch Don’t let the woke crowd tell you when to vote, MAGA. Just do what Trump said.

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@BidenHQ Russia is so afraid of NATO they removed all their troops from the Finnish border and sent them to Ukraine.

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@TheRickWilson @st_javelin_stan Also Zelenskyy’s speech didn’t contain any classified info. JD was there as an informant to Moscow not as a statesman

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@CharlesPPierce @oldudefellow Wait. Letting Elon Musk and Dave Sacks pick your running mate is a mistake!?

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@spectatorindex @LesleyBeau60 Were they the parents of kids he slept with when he was palling around with Epstein and Maxwell?

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@kylegriffin1 @BDeMayo Make Trump tower the new Ukrainian consulate🤣🤣🤣

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@atrupar @BDeMayo He’s such a liar. libertarians never get up to 3%.

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@MattGertz @SteveTownsend0 What color goatee/dodge ram does he have?

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@P_Kallioniemi @Pwoks_Dead I would also wager he has very little experience with weapons or war outside of maybe the airsoft play area.

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@JDVance1 BWAHAHA! Moscow spent all that money on you, Paul, Johnson, Cruz and Blackburn and you couldn’t stop anything. Also, what is stopping you from coming up with your own border bill? I mean, other than the fact you don’t actually care about the border.

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@Angry_Staffer @akwtenn He’s angry because a black woman is the favorite for the nomination.

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@atrupar @JustVent6 He should think about stepping down.

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@SenRonJohnson Bwahaha! The walls are closing in. The Epoch Times gets busted, all the people that did the dirty work for you are getting charged. Do you think they will flip? Maybe Kaul shares some of the evidence with the Feds?

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@StopAntisemites @ninagol15 They clearly raise their children with the values they learned in Palestine.

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@gtconway3d @BDeMayo How is he still alive? He was old when I was in high school and I am in my forties now. Shouldn’t the “migrant caravans” have taken him by now?

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@albafella1 @JustinNiedziel1 Well, apparently he still has a working phone and/or internet service. Why doesn’t he just order a pizza from Belgorod?

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@johnnyjmils It’s crazy. A guy can’t even break the law anymore without the government investigating.

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@RealSekhmetnakt @nykyt0sha @_rathbone I had a Ukrainian friend named Vladimir, he was a traveling borsch salesman, he was murdered when Victoria Nuland wrapped her curvaceous thighs around him during a passionate cookie baking session.

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@OlenaWave She looks like she has a giant soy sauce packet on her chest.

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@AnnieForTruth @oldudefellow Trump: I want to be a dictator. Normal people: that’s horrifying he said he wants to be a dictator. Republicans: let’s turn down the rhetoric.

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@BidenHQ @oldudefellow Pitching a tent in an airport…

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@hissgoescobra @JonGudorf And the guy who radicalized him went golfing the next morning. Hope it was worth it.

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@Acyn @BDeMayo At least they are getting 75 bucks to stand there. Probably won’t cover the copay on a trip to the ER for heat stroke, but it’s something.

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@ChrisDJackson @northNJtrack The funny part is the ratings suck

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@atrupar Can someone in Congress get paid by check? I thought all Federal Employees were paid by direct deposit.

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@nexta_tv Ummm, that’s been happening since the war started. Unless you think these hayseed politicians who couldn’t find Ukraine on a map, just organically became interested in Eastern European politics and spouting Russian talking points.

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@Gerashchenko_en What hard power would the U.S. have (and be willing to use) to stop Ukraine from making a peace deal? This assertion doesn’t even pass basic logic tests.

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@NOELreports @dipapip This illustrates why the “no using western weapons to hit targets in Russia” rule is so ridiculous.

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@aterkel Holy crap, do you people ever venture outside the beltway?

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@MarioNawfal OUT: Gaza has no electricity or internet access. IN: Live battle updates from Hamas.

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@RashidaTlaib Bwaha! You were wrong. Now apologize and return to your caliphate…err district.

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@AdamKinzinger This guy?

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@Acyn @Nerienis She should have her staff read it. Oh wait, they all quit 😂

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@mexic0la_ It’s crazy that Biden has to be perfect but Trump can ramble incoherently for 20 minutes.

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@Noahpinion @BambikillerOG Nice! I’m like 3% Chippewa, so it’s good to know that if I ever fall on hard times I can just go steal her shit.

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@E_H_Carpenter @nolanwpeterson Before I comment I always look at the profile. Claims to be vet..check. Crypto…check

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@RonFilipkowski @BDeMayo My uncle is one of those people. He is a Federal Employee and was going to vote for Biden, but then Trump said if he were elected he would either fire or execute him (maybe both) he immediately changed sides.

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@RonFilipkowski @BDeMayo As a native, I should tell you that outside of Milwaukee, Madison and a few other Dem enclaves, Wisconsin is about as progressive as Iran.

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@emptywheel It’s what Russia is paying for

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@RepRiggleman @AdamKinzinger A is for “augmentation”

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@TheDeadDistrict @Pinguuugnip @nytimes The way the Times has simped for Putin and Hamas is truly disgusting. I don’t know if this is an over correction for them incorrectly simping for the Bush Administration during the run up to Iraq or what’s going on!? On the bright side, the crossword puzzle is still decent.

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@AllahGreatQuran It is terrible what murderers like Assad and Putin do.

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@DrewPavlou @clarenafo The fact that he was so obviously wrong and refuses to admit it shows he is compromised.

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@highbrow_nobrow @oldudefellow I’m old enough to remember when Republicans said IVF was fine. Mainly because I wasn’t born like three months ago.

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Sorry to all of you who took financial advice from MAGACRYPTO69

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JUST IN : The U.S. Dollar is now used in 48% of international payment transactions, the highest level in more than a decade 🇺🇸

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@TreyYingst @WilliamMeservy Maybe their leader can sell his condo in Qatar and buy them a water system.

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@ZidanSports A lot of goats were banged after this photo.

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@emptywheel Just once, I want one of these people screaming about DEI to be actual self made people who are where they are at right now because of their ability.

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@JuliaDavisNews @mexic0la_ I do like how we are removing all doubt that Russia is funding these people by having them go directly on Russian TV to push their narrative.

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@GOP GOP has finally gone full fascist.

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@BruinGOP How come none of your followers appear to be actual students at UCLA?

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@BadBalticTakes Greek economic professor? Maybe he was the one in charge of the Greek economy in the 2000s

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@DavidSacks Hahahaha. What an amazingly silly tweet to make today. Stick to trying to defraud Trader Joe’s with your trophy wife.

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@moka21000 @GLNoronha Palestinians are the best actors

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@LauraLoomer Laura, just take your meds. The Russia money will still be there for at least a few more months, probably.

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@theliamnissan @Fella_IA_X25 Tucker: The real shame is Navalny will never be able to shop at an amazing Russian supermarket (which are superior to Western supermarkets).

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@StephenM Donald Trump’s speechwriter speaks. Did you write the one about sharks getting electrocuted 😂😂😂

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@highbrow_nobrow @Acyn (Narrator) but she would indeed have to tolerate it.

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@MeidasTouch Lol, imagine being someone who donated to her 200k legal fund for her to cop to plea and rat on Trump.

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@SarahHuckabee Please don’t lectern, err I mean lecture us.

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@OzKaterji I mean if something happens to his plane none of us here will be upset.

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@NikkiHaley @HudsonInstitute At a girl, get down on your knees.

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@ElbridgeColby It still boggles my mind you held any serious position in the government. I shudder to think what you handed over to Russia and China.

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@BowesChay Imagine if a bunch of unicorns escaped from Narnia…

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@osint_69 I have been saying it for two years. Most MAGA aren’t on Twitter. They use their computers to send emails and go on Facebook where they fall for every phishing scam in the world.

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@TrumpDailyPosts Yes Mr. Trump, we know you are the greatest, now let’s get you fed and to bed.

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@Michele_Tafoya @MarkHertling Girl who couldn’t hold a job at ESPN has thoughts on foreign policy

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@dsa_intl_comm @Aldanmarki @maxajl You guys should adopt a “pro-cancer” stance as well. Think outside the box.

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@AdamKinzinger It’s nice we don’t need a DOJ report to point out Trump’s senility. He does it himself every time he talks😂😂😂😂

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@washingtonpost Stop courting these terrorist sympathizers

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@Tazerface16 Bwhaha, imagine stepping into this grift after it had already been exposed. Don’t these people have advisors?

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@JPLindsley @Telegraph Just once, I would like to see these people 1. Not be somehow associated with Russia and/or an anti-western “think tank” 2. Interview and quote actual sources (preferably Ukrainian) 3. Be called out when it turns out they were wrong.

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@may_talcott You literally just made a statement and put a question mark on the end. This is what happens when English isn’t your first language.

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@wartranslated You just know their own aviation assists are getting mangled when they overcompensate like that.

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@AdamParkhomenko @BDeMayo Someone is nervous about the appeal of Cannons special counsel decision.

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@Eric_Schmitt Russia likes em young.

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@cbouzy @BDeMayo This is sofa king pathetic.

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@Maks_NAFO_FELLA Damn you, Æthelstan!

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@leekern13 @BBCNews This wasn’t a reporter asking tough questions, this was a reporter trying to shoehorn an agenda.

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@Shayan86 @ClioDunn Breaking!!! Jewish people have jobs

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@DavidSacks It sucks to suck. When Trump loses are you and your trophy wife going to go back to filing bogus lawsuits against grocery stores😂😂😂😂😂

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@RepThomasMassie Fat Tommy getting payments from Russia and Iran.

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@votevets @beren682 As a PA officer, JD bravely ran his units Facebook page while deployed in Iraq. His actions bring great credit upon himself and the United States Marine Corps.

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@CalltoActivism @DucuGavril It’s what Russia wants. It had to be him or Vivek to ensure Ukraine aid gets cut off.

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@nexta_tv It’s not a bad idea. They can always hunt them down later “Munich” style.

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@dzygaspaw In a war, these things happen. The most important thing is that you were upfront and transparent about what happened and are working to get the funds back. This is why we routinely donate to you because you are transparent and honest.

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@gtconway3d @PatriotKisses It gets better. The other strip club, “On the Border” is offering half off admission with an RNC ticket. Family values!

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@MeidasTouch @BDeMayo Part of Project 2025 is to add them to the Declaration of Independence.

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@NassauDSA @MFP_NY Thank you. This Freshman Congressman will have a sizable impact on Mideast policy. Next you should interrupt a post office opening.

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@ElieNYC @MuellerSheWrote The best part of this trial is in order to have a chance he has to do the one thing he’s unwilling to do….admit he is worth way less than what he has been publicly telling people.

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@SpaghettiKozak These “Patriots” throw a fit if they have to wait in line at Arby’s for more than 3 minutes, but yes, they have the skill and stamina to mount a prolonged, strategic insurgency against the strongest military in the world.

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@Maks_NAFO_FELLA Sad ending. That the crew lived.

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@jsrailton @chrismohney Whomever is paying Musk also “sponsored” a bunch of blue checks who do nothing but boost each others engagement numbers in order to ensure they appear at the top of replies of people like Biden, Zelenskyy, etc…

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