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Monocle Man

@MonocleMan1

4 years

Questioning my intentions rather than addressing an argument will now be an instant block. I don't have time for it.

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2 years

This is a good sine

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2 years

It was a very different world in 1950

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Monocle Man

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3 years

Dang

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Monocle Man

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5 years

Simple marriage advice, from a guy married over 25 years: Don't ever, and I mean ever, surprise your spouse with a piece of exercise equipment.

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4 years

The dumbest thing you'll read today, without a doubt.

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3 years

245k accounts willingly listen to this. 🤡🤡🤡🤡🤡🤡🤡

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Monocle Man

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2 years

The more you know

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Monocle Man

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4 months

“By ignoring it” Saved you a click

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The pungent odor of cannabis has emerged as a quality-of-life issue from New York City to Amsterdam. Here's how cities are dealing with it

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@MonocleMan1

4 years

I had a bond joke, but there was no interest

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4 years

I had a venture capital joke but the pre-funny valuation was too low ☹️

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7 months

Perfect.

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8 months

The real heroes of the Christmas season

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Monocle Man

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3 years

@TheEconomist Also: far-left groups, center groups, individuals, etc. This is a ridiculous article.

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1 year

@mattlindner I grew up there and have never, ever heard that term.

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3 years

@christweetsllc tl;dr “he literally won the lottery of life”

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3 years

Wish I knew who made this so I could applaud

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3 years

I lol'ed

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Monocle Man

@MonocleMan1

4 years

@JonathanTurley This is not surprising in the least. These people are not interested in debate or exchange of ideas. They are only interested in control.

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Monocle Man

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4 years

WHAT IS THIS SORCERY

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Monocle Man

@MonocleMan1

3 years

My son is 21 tonight!

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Monocle Man

@MonocleMan1

2 years

Hey everyone, January 13 will be my last day at the University of Chicago Office of Investments. It’s been a wonderful 12+ years and I’m eternally grateful for the opportunity to support the mission of such a storied institution with a talented and brilliant team.

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Monocle Man

@MonocleMan1

5 years

That's salad. Your coworker brought salad.

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Monocle Man

@MonocleMan1

4 years

We have a new member of the household! This is Chance, a 3 year old Lab/Boxer mix. He's had a pretty tough life to this point, but we're going to fix that. He needs FHO surgery and heartworm treatment, but his prognosis is excellent and we fell in love with him instantly!

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Monocle Man

@MonocleMan1

4 years

We brought home a new addition today - say hello to Trooper!

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Monocle Man

@MonocleMan1

4 years

Well... Today was the day. Today we said goodbye to Socks. He wasn't even 4 years old yet, but lymphoma came and stole him from us. Bye, buddy, see you at the Rainbow Bridge. #doggos #BestFriends

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5 years

Having a dog is literally the best... finding out he has inoperable tumors is the worst. Our poor boy Dozer is not going to be with us much longer. He's been a source of unconditional love for our family for 6 years, and we're going to miss him so much.

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Monocle Man

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4 years

IT HAS BEGUN

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Monocle Man

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5 years

Literally no one calls it that

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White Claw, often dubbed “Juul Water,” is running out nationwide -- and the internet is freaking out

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4 years

@luinalaska Brilliant thread.

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4 years

THAT ME

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4 years

(shamelessly stolen from FB) If you grew up in the 80s...

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Monocle Man

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3 years

NSFW but I can’t stop laughing

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3 years

crying

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Monocle Man

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2 years

Feb 27 I will start my new role as Managing Director, Investment Research & Engagement at my alma mater, @UofI_Foundation . It’s a super exciting time to join the investment office there – it’s a great team and I can’t wait to roll up my sleeves and help build out the program!

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2 months

Devastating

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5 years

Whoa

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3 years

I laughed way too hard at this.

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5 years

You think you've got problems?

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3 years

I mean, seriously

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Monocle Man

@MonocleMan1

4 years

Good morning and happy Election Day everyone!

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Monocle Man

@MonocleMan1

10 months

Best thing to get in your treat bag in the Chicago area this year!

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Monocle Man

@MonocleMan1

4 years

Still awesome

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Monocle Man

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2 years

Hanging with @CliffordAsness

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Monocle Man

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4 years

Miss you every day, Dad

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Monocle Man

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3 years

Oh man I can SO relate to this

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Morning.

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1 year

Mind blown dot gif

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Monocle Man

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6 years

Schwarber just said "we're going to be great teammates next year" when they hugged.

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Monocle Man

@MonocleMan1

3 years

Welp… apparently today’s rapid antigen test was in fact incorrect. I am vaxxed boosted and COVID positive. Great?

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Monocle Man

@MonocleMan1

2 years

The @nypost is a national treasure

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Monocle Man

@MonocleMan1

11 months

I find it absolutely hilarious that people draw broad long-term investing conclusions from the period 2009-2020.

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Monocle Man

@MonocleMan1

4 years

DAMN RIGHT

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Monocle Man

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4 years

Folks, our election problems are all solved now

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2 years

I laughed

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Monocle Man

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11 months

I miss my boy Socks. He was taken from us too soon.

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Monocle Man

@MonocleMan1

3 years

CAN’T UNSEE

Alex Klingelhoeffer

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My parents thought the #browns logo was a rabbit pushing a grocery cart and now I can’t unsee it.

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Monocle Man

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4 years

I screenshotted this because I can't believe it's still up after two hours. "Most experts" know what a bond yield and its relationship to price and total return is before making pronouncements about it.

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Monocle Man

@MonocleMan1

5 years

Today is D-Day... We are saying goodbye to our good boy Dozer, who has been playing ball with our family for years. We'll see you at the Rainbow Bridge, buddy, tennis ball at the ready.

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Monocle Man

@MonocleMan1

3 years

This is my dad. 9 years ago today he was released from the unknowable suffering that Alzheimer’s causes. He had just turned 71 a few weeks earlier. I still miss him every day. Can’t believe it’s been that long. Love you Dad.

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Monocle Man

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4 years

People who use 10 year "studies" of financial markets that end in 2019 are going to find out the meaning of the term "worthless."

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Monocle Man

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4 months

@tonkerthomas NYC and Chicago are getting worse and worse. I can only imagine how bad it is over there.

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Monocle Man

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2 years

@JStein_WaPo Is there anyone in this Administration that has a basic understanding of economics?

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Monocle Man

@MonocleMan1

3 years

Date yourself by dropping a pic of your first celebrity crush...

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3 years

IT HAS BEGUN

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Monocle Man

@MonocleMan1

2 years

WAT

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Sorcery

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4 years

Accurate

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4 years

Golf is truly the most frustrating activity in existence, and yet I still enjoy it.

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4 years

OH. MY. GOOD. GOD. #CaroleBaskinDidIt #TigerKing #PlotTwist #DefinitelyTooGoodToFactCheck

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Monocle Man

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1 year

29 years ago today @SarahHeer1 made me the luckiest guy on the planet.

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Monocle Man

@MonocleMan1

4 years

Another empty bottle press F to pay respects

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4 years

@RobConsigliere He doesn't look a day over 54

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4 years

Tonight's beverage...

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4 years

It's a paradox, wrapped in an enigma

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4 years

Someone just sent me this brisket and mac and cheese burrito pic and now I'm really hungry

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Monocle Man

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5 years

Summer is here, folks, so be sure to get outside and have some fun!

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Monocle Man

@MonocleMan1

4 years

ICYMI, last week I got elected to serve a 3-year term on the @CFA_Chicago Board of Directors. Thanks so much to everyone who voted! I'm looking forward to working with the Board and other members to carry out the mission of the Society and of the CFA membership at large!

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Monocle Man

@MonocleMan1

4 years

On this gorgeous November day, your friendly reminder to wear sunblock in the sun, folks. I always do, but I wasn't always so disciplined. Thus, my first (and hopefully last) brush with cancer.

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Monocle Man

@MonocleMan1

2 years

28 years ago today

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Monocle Man

@MonocleMan1

4 years

Been a while since I skated... At least the puck didn't end up in the neighbors' yard... (This time, anyway)

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@MonocleMan1

4 years

I laughed

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11 months

@washingtonpost

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Monocle Man

@MonocleMan1

4 years

No video, but I set a PR on the leg press sled tonight. 1,003 lbs, 7 reps.

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Monocle Man

@MonocleMan1

5 years

That was the best speaker I've seen at any financial industry event, CFA or otherwise. Read his book, folks. @Billbrowder @CFA_Chicago

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Monocle Man

@MonocleMan1

4 years

(1/3) Sigh... so you're telling me that a globally diversified portfolio across multiple asset classes, public and private, did not provide as high of a return as a portfolio of publicly traded U.S. stocks and U.S. bonds from June 2009-June 2019.

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Monocle Man

@MonocleMan1

2 years

Thoughts on the McRibble,folks?

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Monocle Man

@MonocleMan1

2 years

They say the opening line of a book is the most important part - you have to get the reader interested in what you’re going to say…

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Monocle Man

@MonocleMan1

2 years

@JoeBiden Delete your account. End of quote. Repeat the line.

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Monocle Man

@MonocleMan1

5 years

My 14 year old son is ranked 213th in Fortnite. I think that's 213th in the country. I don't even know what to make of this information.

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Monocle Man

@MonocleMan1

5 years

Folks, one of my pups isn't doing so hot, and we will get test results Monday. If you could spare prayers, positive thoughts, vibes, etc., we'd appreciate it. Thanks.

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Monocle Man

@MonocleMan1

2 years

@Financialjuice1 How do these people get into positions of leadership?

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