For those that were following me 8 years ago, you may remember when my 5 year old daughter was in the hospital for a month, suffering from encephalitis. It was touch and go for a long time. Ty again for the prayers and support then.
Itβs her 13th birthday today. β€οΈ
If any of you are inclined, please send a prayer my Dad's way. He's in the ICU, and just spoke with my Mom and brother, and it doesn't look promising. I'll be driving down soon, and just hoping to make it in time. If your folks are still with you-Call your parents tonight.
7 year old, after I picked her up from school today:
Her: "Daddy, can I ask you anything?"
Me: "Of course you can. Always."
Her: "How does a woman get pregnant?"
Me: "Did you know the Buccaneers have a new coach?
Her: "What?"
Me: "What?"
*drives home fast AF, calls wife*
If they ban Blazing Saddles (one of the most anti racist films ever made, TBH) we all agree to lose our shit, and start storming company buildings, right?
My Dad's dog passed a few weeks ago, and he's been so down about it. He's not in the best health, but loved that dog so much. Earlier today, Mom said they got him an early Father's Day present:
Now that Sheriff Scott Israel is out-I'm thinking it's time for CNN and Jake Tapper to apologize for that bullshit event with
@DLoesch
, in which the NRA was blamed for the MSD shooting.
Only fair, right?
Just found out the neighborhood bitch Karen, called the cops on the lady that has organized weekly food trucks to come to our neighborhood, during this China Flu bullshit time, because she says it "promotes larger gatherings". We're planning a visit later to her house.
Currently at a park with the nine year old and her classmates. This is the first time she's meeting her BFF from this school year face to face. They're laughing and playing. Makes my heart full seeing it. The damage we've done to our kids with COVID lockdown is immeasurable.
Had a sales conference call this week, in which a new sales rep asked "Is anyone going to call me out on this?" so I said, "I'm your huckleberry", and not one of the millennial fuckers got the reference. Absolutely unforgivable.
Mom just called and said my Dad fell today (he's okay) but the reason was because he was shooting iguanas off the back fence with a pellet gun.
Ran out of pellets, and lunged at one-then took a spill.
"Back at it tomorrow!", he hollered.
Just got back from Publix, to pick up some bacon. Got a good deal from Pat, in their finance department on it. Locked in a three year contract, 3% interest rate, and under 125.00 for the monthly payment on the pack.
Remember, the Salvation Army bell ringers are volunteers, and your ire should not be directed at them. Just let them know that their higher ups are complete twatwaffles, and buy them a coffee.
Every single one of those catty broads, posting selfies of themselves, claiming they look so much younger/better than Rittenhouse's distraught Mom, deserve every bit of ridicule you can hurl at their clove-smoking asses. Fuck them.
Went into a Wawa early this morning, to pick up breakfast for the family. 50/50 masks being worn. Lady behind me whispers to her friend, "CDC recommends masks". I say out loud, "I recommend minding your own business", so I made new friends, apparently.
Big shout out to the Uber-Karen, via the Next Door app, that told some of the food trucks that were coming to the neighborhood on Sundays, that we didn't want them here. I'm on my way to taking a dump on her front porch now.
I had to stop myself twice today, as I went to call Dad. Been trying to just pour myself into work, to keep my mind off of what happened, but the emptiness comes in short waves. Again, appreciate everyone's support and prayers. You all are great.
Had a mishap this morning, when my 8 year old came down for breakfast, and I realized I had not done the elves on the shelf. She saw me running with them, so I told her that one of them had pulled a kitchen knife on the other, and they were in a timeout. She bought it. Aces High.
Old coworker of mine, let me know she's never going to buy off a Chinese Etsy shop again. She'd bought a comforter for her daughter, who's in dance, and when she put the comforter on the bed for her-she made a pretty shocking discovery:
Twelve year old: βjust spoke with the other two kids on my school project team. Theyβve done nothing! Itβs so frustrating, being the only one on the team, that cares about the project getting done. I bet that never happens when youβre adults!β
Wife and I:
Morning. Does anyone else, when driving behind a really slow car, steer slightly to the right a couple of times, so the drivers behind you can see that you're not the asshole, but the guy in front of you is?
Seeing posts starting to come in that the hero who stopped the Texas church shooter is Jack Wilson, the owner of On Target Shooting Academy.
From ~50ft he drew his weapon under pressure and fired one shot to the terrorist's swiftly moving head in just 2 seconds.
Hero.
NEW: A disturbing cyberattack sent some UC Irvine students to the hospital "due to excessive vomiting" because of the traumatizing and graphic images sent by hackers.
The Air Force is reportedly loosening its body composition requirements and allowing recruits to have higher percentages of body fat due to a shortage of pilots.
I know the 50th birthday is coming soon, since the fucking AARP letter came this week.
Threw two baseballs at the mail truck as he left.
Dealing with it fine.