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Matt Lindner

@mattlindner

9 years

This is what it's like to get sprayed with champagne by Jon Lester. Tonight has been insane. http://t.co/n4tpn02uAg

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2 years

The CEO of Dick’s Sporting Goods on LinkedIn

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2 months

@EYEamLRBY Wait he liked your hair so much he slipped you a Benjamin?

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9 months

She’s a big city ad exec home in Gingerbread Falls for the holidays trying to find herself. He’s a clumsy lumberjack who volunteers at her grandma’s nursing home who can help. Taylor Swift and Travis Kelce star in the Hallmark classic, Meet You Under the Mistletoe.

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A proposal and an actual marriage on the same day at the place where a rat or maybe a squirrel died that has become the city’s hottest tourist attraction.

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they’re doing a gay wedding at the chicago rat hole

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2 years

Non Midwesterners do not fully appreciate how warm and pleasant 45 and sunny feels in the dead of winter.

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Matt Lindner

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7 months

Kris Bryant, staring into the void down 15 while playing first base for the Rockies knowing that, at the very least, he still has a mural of himself painted on the side of a Wrigleyville bar.

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Matt Lindner

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1 year

Lady nobody at all calls Peoria “Little Chicago.”

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Matt Lindner

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3 years

I feel like we as a city may owe Mitchell Trubisky an apology if this is how he was being coached.

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Matt Lindner

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2 years

Ah yes now the rest of America gets to experience that uniquely Illinois experience of having the feds raid a politician’s place.

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Matt Lindner

@mattlindner

2 months

Man shut the fuck up about Chicago you weird weirdo.

Howard Mortman

@HowardMortman

2 months

"My little theory about why they decided to have the convention in Chicago, is, Tim Walz has been going around saying that he served in war, and maybe they did it in Chicago so that he could actually accurately say that he visited a combat zone" - JD Vance in Kenosha Wisconsin

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Matt Lindner

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8 years

7:45 am in Wrigleyville. This is nuts.

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Matt Lindner

@mattlindner

6 months

Cool. Pay for it yourselves.

Chicago Bears

@ChicagoBears

6 months

A world-class destination for a world-class city. Introducing initial designs for a new lakefront stadium. #StadiumForChicago

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Matt Lindner

@mattlindner

3 months

People give Cubs fans shit for continuing to pack Wrigley despite the team not being great and…You only get so many days, so many years in your life. Day Baseball at Wrigley is a drug that has no equal.

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Matt Lindner

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5 years

What an outstanding night for some @Cubs baseball

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Matt Lindner

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8 years

It is an absolutely gorgeous evening at Wrigley @Cubs

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Matt Lindner

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2 years

I am on a Southwest flight that is leaving after a delay of less than an hour. Normally I’d be annoyed. Today I feel like I won the lottery.

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Matt Lindner

@mattlindner

6 years

There is no more beautiful place on God’s green earth than Wrigley Field on a sunny summer day @Cubs

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Matt Lindner

@mattlindner

2 months

I have seen mountains and oceans, forests and deserts, but there’s no place I love seeing quite like sweet home Chicago.

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Matt Lindner

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4 months

The “support local” on the sign advertising a highly illegal bar being run out of someone’s apartment on the Pride parade route is sending me

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Matt Lindner

@mattlindner

2 years

"Work from home isn't the future!" Man, it is snowing outside in Chicago, and I started work fifteen minutes ago without having to leave my house. All the office beer carts or in-person company kumbayas in the world don't make me miss having to commute each way in this.

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Matt Lindner

@mattlindner

1 year

Witnessed by roughly 250 people…yikes.

Cheryl (Raye) Stout

@Crayestout

1 year

A walk off homer by #WhiteSox Andrew Vaughn and the losing streak is over.

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Matt Lindner

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10 months

Fields is gonna get traded to the Falcons for a third rounder and a bag of beans where he’s gonna unlock something he couldn’t in Chicago. Caleb Williams is gonna be Mitchell Trubisky 2.0 as a Bear. The sun rises, the sun sets, nothing ever changes.

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Matt Lindner

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4 months

I will say, the jersey the White Sox are giving away as part of Mexican Heritage Night tonight goes HARD.

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Matt Lindner

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2 months

Out of towners trying to dunk on Chicago for the concrete beaches not realizing we have plenty of actual beaches

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Matt Lindner

@mattlindner

3 months

Hooooooly moly this hockey jersey promo that the Cubs are doing on 9/17

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Matt Lindner

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2 years

The rest of the country: “A high profile politician got indicted? That can happen?” Illinois:

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Matt Lindner

@mattlindner

3 years

It's me, the Cubs fan who is rooting for the White Sox because baseball is fun, this White Sox team is fun, and what's good for Chicago is good for me.

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Matt Lindner

@mattlindner

8 months

Jeff Passan giving a shoutout to some random fan who predicted the Bellinger signing in a tweet to Obvious Shirts shows that he is a real one, a true baseball fan’s baseball fan, but also that he spends way too much time online. Much respect.

Jeff Passan

@JeffPassan

8 months

lisa was right

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Matt Lindner

@mattlindner

1 year

This alone would’ve instantly made Sox Park one of the best in the league.

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@Soxsideboys_

1 year

What the backdrop could have been if dummy would have just turned the damn field to the north at 35th and Shields…

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Matt Lindner

@mattlindner

7 years

@dog_rates HOW IS THAT POSSIBLE THEY ARE ALREADY ALL GOOD DOGS

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Matt Lindner

@mattlindner

2 years

People are losing their minds over Italian beef sandwiches nationally thanks to The Bear but wait until they find out that sometimes here in Chicago we combine an Italian beef sandwich with an Italian sausage to create a truly diabolical and delicious Italian Combo.

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Matt Lindner

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2 years

Really can't wait for Election Day to be over with so we never have to hear about Darren Bailey again.

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Matt Lindner

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7 years

@dog_rates THIS IS VERY EXCITING NEWS AND THIS IS HOW I FEEL ABOUT IT

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Matt Lindner

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3 years

The Chicago sports hill that I will die on is that it is possible to be a die-hard Cubs or White Sox fan and not totally hate the other team in town.

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Matt Lindner

@mattlindner

9 months

Why the hell is having old people retake a driving test a “bad” thing

ILHouseGOP

@ilhousegop

9 months

Illinois is the only state in the nation that requires drivers 75 and older to retake a driving test as a condition of renewing their driver’s license. New legislation from Rep. Jeff Keicher would end this practice. #twill 🚗

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Matt Lindner

@mattlindner

4 years

God bless Chicago, where we will market a bowl of roast beef and giardiniera as being health food.

Portillo's

@portilloshotdog

4 years

Cutting out carbs in the new year? No problem. Try one of our Beef Bowls, featuring our classic Italian beef, but without the bread. You can add peppers and cheese for an additional cost. Order online at !

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Matt Lindner

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2 months

Schaumburg is so scenic

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Matt Lindner

@mattlindner

3 years

At a bar in Key West… “You’re from Chicago? Isn’t Chicago a…” Me, immediately cutting the guy off: “A wonderful place to live? A completely and totally safe tourist destination with tons to do? Yes, yes it is.”

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Matt Lindner

@mattlindner

1 year

For the first time in the 109 year history of Wrigley Field, the Culver’s sign can be seen on the same block as the marquee. The restaurant opens soon, it would appear. What a moment in history.

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Matt Lindner

@mattlindner

3 months

It is Malort 5K time

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Matt Lindner

@mattlindner

1 year

I’m sorry but charging $63 for a six pack of BUSCH LIGHT anywhere should get you thrown in jail.

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Matt Lindner

@mattlindner

4 years

Guys I’m at Wrigley Field for the first time in a year and a half and I missed this far more than words can express @Cubs

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Matt Lindner

@mattlindner

1 year

My hot take is that every Cubs fan should live within walking distance of Wrigley for at least one year just to experience what it’s like.

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Matt Lindner

@mattlindner

1 year

For the record, this woman wound up picking up the pace and finishing in a shade under seven hours. Great work!

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Matt Lindner

@mattlindner

4 months

At JB Pritzker bro you up

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Matt Lindner

@mattlindner

2 years

Tourists, if you are paying $530 for this, don’t. (H/t ⁦ @nbcchicago ⁩)

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Matt Lindner

@mattlindner

10 months

Ah yes, the party of book bans, repealing Roe vs. Wade, opposing gay marriage, and other assorted classics is very famously tolerant and wanting to leave everyone alone.

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@Acyn

10 months

Graham: The bottom line is Conservatives are tolerant, we are kind of get out of your business, you leave me alone, I’ll leave you alone

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Matt Lindner

@mattlindner

2 years

Two Bud Lights and two hot dogs at Wrigley cost $50 yesterday and I'm not saying ballpark prices have gotten out of hand but yes, that is exactly what I'm saying.

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Matt Lindner

@mattlindner

3 months

I cannot get over the fact that some dumb motherfuckers decided to head out on a boat on Lake Michigan knowing a storm like this was coming. Like what a bunch of dumb motherfuckers. Dumb. Motherfuckers.

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Matt Lindner

@mattlindner

1 year

I've lived in Chicago for a dozen years now and I can say with absolute certainty that you never truly get used to Air and Water Show week. Like there's no tuning out the giant jets flying overhead.

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Matt Lindner

@mattlindner

1 year

Fox sending someone to Naperville to get reaction to the new mayor of Chicago is a bit on the nose.

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@GiannoCaldwell

1 year

Breakfast with ‘Friends’: Gianno Caldwell talks new Chicago mayor with diners Gianno Caldwell asks diners their reaction to Brandon Johnson being sworn in as Chicago Mayor. Segment:

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Matt Lindner

@mattlindner

5 years

Peter: "Hey, so I've been told you're kind of awful..." Victoria: "I AM SO DONE WITH THIS CONVERSATION OH MY GOD I CAN'T CATCH A BREAK" #TheBachelor

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Matt Lindner

@mattlindner

10 months

Booing Jerry Krause’s widow is the most embarrassing thing Chicago sports fans have done at a game since that father and son attacked the Royals first base coach at the White Sox game.

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Matt Lindner

@mattlindner

2 years

Fuck, and I cannot stress this enough, all the way off with this shit.

The Recount

@therecount

2 years

Former NFL coach Tony Dungy invokes Damar Hamlin’s cardiac arrest as he calls on Americans to pray for an end to abortion: “Every day in this country, innocent lives are at stake. The only difference is they don’t belong to a famous athlete, and they’re not seen on national TV.”

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Matt Lindner

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4 months

Oh my god

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Matt Lindner

@mattlindner

4 months

Holy shit! The old Sluggers sign is BACK! @chicagobars

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Matt Lindner

@mattlindner

4 years

Crazy sky over the West Loop tonight

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Matt Lindner

@mattlindner

6 years

That feeling when your boss gives you permission to leave work early to go to a @Cubs game

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Matt Lindner

@mattlindner

10 months

My kid’s name on the marquee at Wrigley. This is definitely going up in her nursery.

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Matt Lindner

@mattlindner

3 months

Guys, the Malort 5k is a real race. You do a shot at the beginning, run a 5k, and do a shot at the end. It is so much fun.

Matt Lindner

@mattlindner

3 months

It is Malort 5K time

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Matt Lindner

@mattlindner

4 months

It’s the architecture, the ease of making friends, summer vibes, the neighborhoods, the food, oh the glorious food. It’s the flag, the sun rising over the Lake, street festivals, and the way the worst people on this hellsite are our most vocal critics makes us love it more.

Jack

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4 months

Chicago is nice and all, but I do wonder what is in the water there that makes Chiagoans act like this on the internet, just a next level commitment to boosterism

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Matt Lindner

@mattlindner

3 years

The landmark at sunset. It’s magical, always magical. @Cubs

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Matt Lindner

@mattlindner

1 year

Consensus among Wrigleyville bartenders is that Iowa is welcome to come back every year. Hawkeye fans apparently tipped well, were respectful, and drank everything in sight.

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Matt Lindner

@mattlindner

10 months

Yesterday afternoon just before 5, my daughter came into the world and Wrigleyville Man officially became Wrigleyville Dad. Welcome to the world, Nora Marie. You are 5 pounds, 8 ounces, and your mother and I are so very in love with you.

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Matt Lindner

@mattlindner

7 months

If you’re not used to Wrigley prices, it’s hard to overstate how much of a bargain $149 for the Makers Mark Barrel Room is. Two hours of pregame food and drink plus in-game food and drink on top of some of the best seats in the ballpark.

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Matt Lindner

@mattlindner

2 years

Evanston isn't in Chicago but also, wearing these jerseys against DePaul, which actually IS in Chicago, is some shit.

Northwestern Basketball

@NUMensBball

2 years

All in the Details.

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Matt Lindner

@mattlindner

2 months

If you were plotting the absolute drunkest day you could have in Chicago after work, it'd start at Ceres Cafe, migrate over to Richard's, quick stop at La Scarola for a glass of wine and to carb up, then Hangge Uppe, and then if you're still alive at that point, Tai's Til 4.

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Matt Lindner

@mattlindner

9 years

Chicago did the one thing nobody else in America has been able to do: Stop Trump from speaking.

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Matt Lindner

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1 year

I have lived in or around Chicago for most of my life and tonight is the first time I'm going on an architecture cruise and I am pumped

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Matt Lindner

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2 years

Chicago style poutine…beer cheese, giardiniera, and Italian beef over fries.

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Matt Lindner

@mattlindner

3 years

YOU CANNOT CALL DIBS WHEN THERE IS NO SNOW ON THE STREET

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Matt Lindner

@mattlindner

9 months

Fuck off. If you’re rich enough to own a team, pay for your own damn stadium.

Chicago Tribune Sports

@ChicagoSports

9 months

The White Sox met with a state funding agency to present plans for a new stadium, but officials say lawmakers would have to increase the borrowing limit if the team wants taxpayer financing.

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Matt Lindner

@mattlindner

1 year

One other interesting stat from the weekend -- Apparently @murphysbleacher sold more beer on Saturday than they've ever sold in a single day, which is absolutely insane to me given that the bar has been there for decades. @chicagobars

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Matt Lindner

@mattlindner

3 years

The Kris Bryant mural is still up on the side of HVAC Pub

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Matt Lindner

@mattlindner

7 months

“What part of Chicago do you live in?” “Naperville.”

OBVIOUS SHIRTS®

@obvious_shirts

7 months

Best caption to this wins a free hoodie of their choice.

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Matt Lindner

@mattlindner

9 months

!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! OH MY GOD

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Matt Lindner

@mattlindner

1 year

Current weather conditions at the corner of Clark and Addison: The stuff that dreams are made of. Take the rest of the day off work and get out here. @Cubs

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Matt Lindner

@mattlindner

5 months

Video board operator’s got jokes

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Matt Lindner

@mattlindner

11 days

Chef Tee from Cozy Noodle ran a 3:30 Chicago Marathon today and is not only on his feet but is actually working tonight and that is a level of fitness and dedication I will never know. Man is a legend.

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Matt Lindner

@mattlindner

7 months

Being in your 40s on St. Patrick’s weekend in Chicago is like being surrounded by the Ghosts of Bad Decisions Past.

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Matt Lindner

@mattlindner

5 months

This is the best pizza you can get within walking distance of Wrigley Field and it’s some of the best pizza in Chicago period.

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Matt Lindner

@mattlindner

1 year

Walking by one of Chicago’s hidden gems this morning. Situated in Lakeview on the north side of Chicago, Wrigley Field is one of those quaint neighborhood joints that seems to go overlooked by tourists, a real under the radar spot.

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Matt Lindner

@mattlindner

7 months

It’s 51 degrees and partly cloudy with a high of 57 and no rain in the forecast on the biggest drinking holiday of the year in Chicago. Today is going to be a disaster.

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Matt Lindner

@mattlindner

3 years

Cupsnake has almost reached the centerfield scoreboard

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Matt Lindner

@mattlindner

7 months

Lol at younger Cubs fans being absolutely appalled that the team blew an 8 run late inning lead. You'll learn. You'll learn.

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Matt Lindner

@mattlindner

2 months

Ronnie Woo Woo wearing a Kamala Harris Cubs jersey at Wrigley tonight and man what a huge celebrity endorsement.

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Matt Lindner

@mattlindner

3 years

Wrigley at sunset tonight @Cubs

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Matt Lindner

@mattlindner

8 months

I very much want the White Sox to stay in Chicago but on the list of things we could spend a billion dollars in taxpayer money on, replacing a 30ish year old baseball stadium for a team that consistently ranks in the bottom third in the league in attendance is like number last.

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Matt Lindner

@mattlindner

6 months

Connor Bedard, Angel Reese, Kamilla Cardoso, Rome Odunze, Caleb Williams. My god Chicago has such an incredible wealth of young stars who are just so likable.

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Matt Lindner

@mattlindner

1 month

Wrigley tonight

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Matt Lindner

@mattlindner

1 year

This website still has its good and pure moments, like ⁦ @6figga_dilla ⁩ referring to ⁦ @GovPritzker ⁩ as “big homie”

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Matt Lindner

@mattlindner

1 year

Man all due respect to the fine folks at WGN but there is no news day slow enough in the history of Chicago to where “Man in high rise walking around naked with the blinds open” is worthy of the evening news.

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Matt Lindner

@mattlindner

9 months

The snow is melting in Chicago, revealing an absolutely astounding amount of dog shit left by owners too irresponsible to pick up after their pets.

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Matt Lindner

@mattlindner

7 years

There is no happier place on God’s green earth than the city of Chicago at the first whisper of patio drinking weather.

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Matt Lindner

@mattlindner

3 months

Absolute embarrassment, and there’s no excuse for this. Chicago is a world class city and our public transit system has got to meet the moment, during the marquee and the mundane alike.

Gregory Royal Pratt

@royalpratt

3 months

From a source: A lot of frustration with the CTA over Lolla Red Line schedule backed up. “You invite 200k people to downtown Chicago and make it impossible for them to leave.”

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Matt Lindner

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11 months

Our governor is having a good day on this here hellsite

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Matt Lindner

@mattlindner

3 years

Death, taxes, and the Chicago Cubs replacing their hitting coach at the end of the season.

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Matt Lindner

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1 year

Last year after I finished the marathon, some guy who was running about ten feet behind me immediately lit up a cigarette after crossing the finish line, and I think about this far more than I should.

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Matt Lindner

@mattlindner

1 year

What if, and hear me out, the Culver's opening right across the street from Wrigley Field at the start of the offseason was the Cubs way of wooing Craig Counsell?

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Matt Lindner

@mattlindner

2 months

Definitely do not go to Ceres Cafe if you are new to Chicago and/or not a heavy drinker, DNC-ers. Just...trust me on this.

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