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@GS203989 They're missing out on loads of fun 🤣

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@culchie_spice @r3laxthec4x Sometimes we have little minigames to play and aim at 🤣

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@wobbuuu @takodyne I love we have zero explanation. Just "no", and we all accept it, no questions asked. Well, I for one love the simplicity of this concept and proposed new changes. I am willing to submit to our new cube overlords any minute now.

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@culchie_spice @r3laxthec4x Sometimes we have little minigames to play and aim at 🤣

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@JPEGMacDonald @TVsCarlKinsella It's worth pointing out to people, Spotifys shuffle is not "truly random". If it was, you'd be getting songs repeated 2 or 3 times very regularly, to the point where it'd be annoying. So it's kind of "fake random" to give the illusion of randomness, to a degree.

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@tokyosexwhale This app needs more cats in blue ties 😎

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@stuart_foy "Please find my attachment to review" *forgets to attach anything*

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@springfieldians S T E A M E D H A M S I N B I O H O T B U N S C H E C K L I N K

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@SkyeFaerie0811 @wobbuuu @takodyne

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@joshpearson180 Phil Taylor coming straight outta retirement 🤣🤣

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a-ha - Take On Me (Official Video) [Remastered in 4K]

ONE BILLION VIEWS on February 17, 2020 📅“Take On Me” has been remastered in stunning 4K resolution - watch it now!📺 Watch all the official a-ha videos here...

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@SoVeryBritish Ooooh, big stretch! Come on, now. We all know that is the law. 🤣

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@joshpearson180 Michael may piss, and Michael may shit 🤣

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@kennybeckWXII @ScottHanson "Where the guilty become innocent, and the innocent become guilty" "Here's this weeks highlight montage, of every conviction, from every trial"

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@SkyeFaerie0811 @wobbuuu @takodyne It's cubey, not corny... There are talks of a new corn-based dimension, but I'll not bore you with it, you probably think it shucks.

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@SHlTTERASS The whole concept was patented by them!

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@lovewins11011 -They have to do actually do work (instead of just boasting about all the pretend/busy stuff they do) Acting like they know every single thing for someone else's role, but when you pullback the curtains, they haven't got a single clue what goes on and what they should be doing.

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@joshpearson180 "I MADE A MISTAKE! OH GOD, I'M GONNA LOSE ME JOB..."

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@3letter_ It's over

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@FormulaReaction 🤭😂😂

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@lovewins11011 True. Plus they've got a different personality for each person. They know who they can bullshit with and who they can't. This is one of the most painful things imo, the injustice when a stranger meets them. The fact that those people never truly see the real side of them. ☹😞

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@BielsaLUFC It's almost exactly like when you find someone in prop hunt! 🤣🤣

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@pipterino Luke Littler's on my big screen every Thursday night. Makes you wonder how he fits in there.

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@adamfare1996 Yeah, I totally agree. This is why measles came back, wasn't it? I also think the parents that deny the vaccines are a little selfish. Making it seem like they are helping their child, but in reality they are just doing it to appease themselves/their own beliefs imo.

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@M_i_t_t_s @TLAO777 Shoutout to the homies that switch to Engi just to upgrade the tele to level 3 and then swap back to their own class 🙏😄

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@DsJakeEr @suayrez @Dexerto Limits ain't gonna do shit with cuts and/or cross-contamination these days. The only way forward is proper legislation and regulation of the market.

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@rrsotomayor @PDavis_LLC OMG that link actually redirects to this. 🤣🤣 That's class. Bravo to whoever bought that domain and did that 👏

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6 months

P░U░S░S░Y ? At this time of year? at this time of day? in this part of the world and located specifically in your bio?

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@bigclumpy @newtonburner1 @LiftinStocks @barstoolsports Both terms are still valid when used appropriately; climate change is a result of global warming. Using the term "Climate Change" made more sense, to avoid people hearing it for the first time and misunderstanding the subject.

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@SashaL_Smith @LNER This is what the internet was made for. Or if not, it's what it should be used for ❤ I believe we can do this! Let's find Olive 😄

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@GrantBitmen @DanielleM0116 @AltHistCody I sleep in a racing car, do you? 😂😂

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@MoochiBoochi @KingChargeBlade I was gonna say the exact same 😭😂😂 bro doesn't render off camera to save resources 🤣

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@jonbir90 She's got beautiful eyes for it! 😍🥰

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@refsupportuk This is fucking horrific to watch 😢 Also, things like this aren't just purely physical either. Yes he'll heal from this one hit, but the poor lad will always have that fear/doubt lingering in his mind when living a normal life. Trauma goes a long way!

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@EnthrallMessi @3letter_

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@NoContextBrits Same vibes

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@joshpearson180 It's gonna be hard to do that when he wins the whole night 🐐🐐🐐🤣🤣 (I'm covering for Ronaldinho 🤣)

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@Criminalsimpson Oh, no! If Marge marries Artie, I'll never be born!

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@joshpearson180 Temu after they sell everyone's data:

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@SoVeryBritish When I was a kid I'd break them in half. Use one half as a bowl, then break up the other half into little pieces, and then store them all in the bowl and wrap the foil around.

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@jsmithjnr @Lozraus Oh god, yes! My old S5 had an IR transmitter on the top. Never used it for anything malicious. All I remember is that shitty Peel TV remote app that I couldn't get rid of 😠😂

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@3letter_ Euro Truck Simulator

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@NoContextBrits It's alright boys, kitty don't bite.

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@fesshole Plot twist: they still see each other from time to time because he is now her dealer 😂

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These will sort you out. I'm being told that code 'WADE40' still in fact works at the checkout too!

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Don’t you just love gout. More pain killers required please so I can actually lean while throwing. Feel sorry for my opponent there as I think he felt sorry for me.

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@PausedSponge THIS IS NOT THE STOVE I KNOW!!!!

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@funnyusername30 @milktsunami Absolutely, and the Duff Brewery closed down too. He expects us to believe this absolute nonsense...

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@Cambone88 Yes, and you call it ░Y░O░U░R░ ░P░U░S░S░Y░ despite the fact that it is obviously a grilled phishing link?

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@burkencraft @SamtheNightOwl I wouldn't say it's good for you. Caffeine, like with any drug, is 100% better in moderation. I used to drink a powdered energy drink daily, and it gets to a point where it's not giving you energy anymore, it's just getting you to your baseline level in order to "function" sadly

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@jamescbriggs Me leaving M&S like:

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@TrU3Ta1ent You seem to get off on this, about people saying you have bad takes. Is this exercise not just gonna add more fuel to the fire?

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@4letter_ I did nazi that coming!

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Day or night @VivaTrucking will always be there.

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@inhuman @Dexerto Exactly. I can get bullied for free. Might as well be 800$ better off.

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@lmurrz On holiday once, towards end of night after a few pints, I wanted just a pint of coke cos I was happy just riding the buzz. They had no coke on pump and asked if I wanted a can instead. Thinking the price for a single can would be exorbitant, I instead opted for another pint 😂

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@JorgeWesley461 @3letter_

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@lovewins11011 😓❤ Yeah, and the worst part is, you can't tell anyone, cos no one believes you. Even if did they, they'd still air on the side of caution/disbelieve you, because of this ridiculous picture they've painted of you to others over the years behind your back. It's just so awful 😞

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@GTA_OOC Will you be working for my father?

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@3letter_ Virtual Safety Car 😳

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@bootlegger1974

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@GreggsOfficial Sausage Roll 2: Electric Boogaloo

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@spekkboy @APOAPSlS Soon to be a homicide stare if she's still got licence 🤣

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@Criminalsimpson Alright, everybody tuck your pants into your socks! 🐀🐀🐀

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@Criminalsimpson

The Simpsons - Larry the Looter

Hilarious game Bart plays at this Chuck E Cheese knockoff. I wish they would make some of these into real games. They all look ridiculously playable.

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@GTA_OOC "My hands are all messed up..." *opens/closes car door perfectly fine*

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@jbwolves_ Raf(or Laura Branigan) - Self Control Talk Talk - It's My Life & Life's What You Make It Club House - Do It Again with Billie Jean Nik Kershaw - The Riddle Ultravox - Vienna Opus - Live is Life BOC - Burnin' for You Hall & Oates songs Human League songs Michael Jackson songs

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@jrdzvl In other news, Gerry and Kate McCann set to have a bright future on their horizon, by opening a brand new American Candy Shop in Rothley. It's set to open alongside their already well established Turkish barber shop business, in an effort to diversify their portfolio further.

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@Cambone88 You know, these ░P░U░S░S░I░E░S are quite similar to the ones they serve at S-E-X C-A-U-L-D-R-O-N 🤨

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@AllSevenFever @olamijuwon1007 @kirawontmiss Two scientists walk into a bar joke 😂

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@holly We are Smol Paulmost there 😎😂❤️

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@Cambone88 *ATTENTION* We need more Bort licences plates. I repeat, more Bort licence plates!

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@ladygummiapple @euclicide Sorry, I was just on my way back to the old folks' home and stumbled upon the tweet 😅🤣

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@carouselshotgun I'd like to canonically believe that is Adam's dream when he's in the bath tub 😂

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@midibassluvr @lethalrejection

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@Cambone88 Well, I'm from Utica and I've never heard anyone use the phrase ░F░I░R░E ░P░U░S░S░Y░ ??

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@3letter_

Smash Mouth - All Star (Official Music Video)

REMASTERED IN HD!Smash Mouth's official music video for 'All Star'.Revisit more 90's music videos: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xGytDsqkQY8&list=PLjF50Dlp...

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@3letter_ Universal Serial Bus 😎

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