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katie

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2 months

me when someone at work is telling me about something their child has done

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5 years

“Love my kids, love my dog, hate the EU.”

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1 year

It’s worse than that mate, she’s dead

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18 days

just remembered this

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3 years

how fast was that ostrich going?

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4 years

wow this is uncanny

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7 months

oh hi, I’m a bullet point in a Microsoft Word doc and I’m just going to change size and colour for no reason

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7 years

loving the new Belle and Sebastian album cover

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4 years

My husband has just walked the 226-mile Thames Path from source to mouth. And what’s at the end? This.

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9 months

And it’s only two weeks since this happened… coincidence?

Sky News Breaking

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The UK's first human case of flu strain H1N2 - which has been circulating in pigs - has been detected, the UK Health Security Agency says For more on this and other news visit

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5 years

Spotted this on the rails at Baker St tube. Really put a pep in my step. “Have a wonderful day, love Welder Dave :-)”

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4 months

Things we (I) haven’t heard much about recently: Russell Brand Kate Middleton The King Luke Littler Dan Wootton XL Bullys Philip Schofield Chinese spy balloons That wonky pub Michelle Mone

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6 years

why does Prince Louis look like he’d try to sell you some dodgy coke outside a provincial nightclub?

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8 months

A second bit of orange netting has hit Blackpool Tower

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7 years

"Where's your fucking poppy?"

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11 months

my day has peaked and it’s only 7:07am

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2 years

So youthful

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1 month

Yes. This series of letters makes me HOWL

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@drivelcast

1 month

Is there a @vizcomic Letter or Top Tip that lives rent-free in your head? EVERY time I'm driving, I think of the person who wrote in to say "Why should I use my indicators? It's none of your business where I'm going"

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1 year

just bought Ed Sheeran’s new album

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7 years

if you fold over the new £5 note, the Queen is looking sadly through a window like that time Ed Miliband did

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2 months

The next few days are going to be absolutely massive for FBPE dads pointing out that England has actually already won the Euros for the WOMENS football

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1 month

Did somebody say beveragino?

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3 years

thought this was a joke at first but it’s real

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6 years

the person behind the Gatwick drone is blatantly a divorced dad trying to sabotage his ex’s skiing holiday with her new boyfriend

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6 years

Yeah! Like when Larry Grayson used to present it.

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5 years

Hello. I’ve been quiet on here this week as I had a kidney transplant on Thursday. My brother donated me one of his. I’m in some pain from the op, but otherwise feel wonderful. And overwhelmed with gratitude for what my brother has done for me, and for having a NHS.

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4 months

this is basically Princess Diana for 6 music dads

Pitchfork

@pitchfork

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Breaking news: Steve Albini, the storied producer and icon of underground rock, has died

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2 months

@icod I’m always up for a cat anecdote

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6 months

Mischievous dogs stealing sausages from butchers’ shops and running up the street with them in their mouths

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6 months

Can anyone identify what it is that the country no longer has, that Lee Anderson wants back?

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8 months

I have now listened to the Liam Gallagher and John Squire song and it sounds exactly how you’d expect #KatiesReviews

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10 months

No-one: Restaurant menus: Our story: Old school pals Will and Ed were tired of the rat race and quit the City in 2012. After the sad death of Will’s father, the 24th Earl of… lucky enough to invest in… We believe in local blah blah passionate about sustainability blah

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2 years

at the bar at the big brewdog

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2 years

This has appeared seven doors down

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6 months

christ, those Christian Horner texts are utter filth

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6 years

Pole-dancers will be flown at half-mast in remembrance of Peter Stringfellow

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9 months

Petition to get Alistair Darling’s 2008 Budget to Christmas number one

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2 years

Petition for just one parking app for every car park in Britain

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5 years

Oh Colin.

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6 years

I know babies are beautiful angels and a gift from Jesus etc. But this one already looks like he’s presenting Top Gear.

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1 year

“Make us a tea, Martin.”

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NEW: Oliver Dowden, long time Sunak ally, is appointed Deputy Prime Minister.

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7 months

Sting’s solo career

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who’s not police but FEELS like police to you?

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1 year

when your auntie comes back from a holiday in corfu claiming to have found everlasting love with a greek waiter

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3 years

That Adele concert looks expensive for what is essentially a hen do outside an All Bar One

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1 year

Big “have you got five minutes?” HR manager energy

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2 months

new Basic Instinct reboot looks thought-provoking

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2 years

Season’s greetings from the Oxford mail

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8 years

Remember when Farage was hanging out in gold lifts in New York? Now he's been kicked out by his wife and getting pelted with eggs in Stoke.

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4 months

@dank_ackroyd they *must* have run out of oxygen by now

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1 year

It’s 2 for 1 on pornstar martinis tonight at X - a luxurious adults-only club just off the A1 near Biggleswade.

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6 years

it’s seven years since Anthony Worrall Thompson shoplifted that cheese from Henley-on-Thames Tesco

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7 years

this looks like a Private Eye joke but is actually real

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4 years

In the madness of 2020, you’d be forgiven for forgetting the other weird things that happened. Luckily, I’ve been keeping a list. Bag of wet eggs, Toffifee being racist, and the Russian sausage king being killed in a sauna with a crossbow, anyone? (1/2)

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7 months

that caption

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7 years

I just met someone going to an Eighties festival dressed as Rod Hull. She'd even made her own Emu.

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7 years

It's 'en route.' It's French.

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7 years

My 4yo just asked 'when's International Men's Day?' and my 3yo replied 'the entrenched patriarchal hegemony assures its quotidian occurence'

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2 years

Well this is a shock

The Shamen rapper who sang "Es are good" reveals he was high on TOTP

The Shamen's lead singer Mr C has revealed that he was tripping on ecstasy during his band's performances of hit Ebeneezer Goode on the hit Beeb chart show 25 years ago this month

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Jeremy Vine

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How have I only just discovered @supertanskiii ⁉️ [Note: retweeted impartially. Happy to RT the equivalent person on the other side]

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4 years

oh my god

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4 years

This tweet

The Daily Beast

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What moment from early 2020 told you this year was going to be a shit show?

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4 months

@Jo_dB You’ve got to wonder if there’s a wider agenda at play

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6 years

this looks like some sort of real-life Venn diagram

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5 years

“You’re a very stupid boy, Tomkinson.” From Terry Jones and Michael Palin’s Ripping Yarns.

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4 years

Some idiots in Manchester today CLEARLY not observing the social isolation rules

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3 months

If it’s in there I will lend thou the money mineself

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Les Dennis on entering his Shakespearean era

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3 months

sorry if this makes me a centrist idiot but I’d be happy paying more tax if it went to the right places and made things work better?

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4 years

Those poor people crossing the channel. Imagine how shit their lives must be if they want to come here.

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11 months

Reading 1984. God it’s depressing. Doesn’t even mention the miners’ strike or Band Aid either

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4 years

Celebrity Instagram is absolutely incredible this morning

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5 months

bought a new pillbox off amazon and it doesn’t have a Wednesday

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5 years

Which phone numbers do you know by heart? I know my own, then a bunch od landlines I haven’t dialled since 1998.

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3 months

people who don’t have kids have no idea when half term is or what things like Year 6 or Key Stage 3 means. Stop it

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1 year

saw this ill-judged ad again

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11 months

“I regret to tell you that no such undertaking has been received and that consequently Holly Willoughby has resigned from This Morning.”

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4 years

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6 years

nowhere in the lyrics to Ghostbusters does Ray Parker Jnr actually say what Ghostbusters’ phone number is. Or disclose any other contact details. And bear in mind that this was pre-internet, so you couldn’t just google them either. #GDPR

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6 years

Guysguysguys, today I went to the tunnel where Princess Diana died. Picked up some intel.

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4 years

I call it another excuse for everyone to chip in with boring regional terms for things. “Round our way we call it a fluggell!” “Oop ere it’s a boshelway!”

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6 years

Boulangerie gas leak mate

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10 months

Watched Steve Coogan’s 90s show The Man Who Thinks He’s It yesterday and had forgotten how much I loved his luvvie persona, “Steve Coogan”

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3 months

your dad’s been radicalised by Carol Vorderman and has stolen the megaphone from the local scout hut and is shouting TORIES OUT on Whitehall to tey to impress her

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3 years

She’s not 60; she’s dead.

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2 years

is anything as cringey as when Sophie Ellis-Bextor sings “DJ, gonna burn this goddamn house right down” in Murder on the Dancefloor?

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7 months

Lee Anderson has resigned so he can spend more time saying “while you’re down there love” whenever a woman slightly bends down near him

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4 years

Seabrooks has launched a Lea & Perrins flavour crisp 🍆🍆🍆

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6 years

Laura: Ellie looks just like me. #loveisland

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4 years

By not commuting, I save 80 hours and £900 a month. That’s who I am now.

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For many of us, the commute is part of who we are — and it serves a useful purpose

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2 years

“Never used sunscreen in 1976 and didn’t do me any harm!”

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6 years

how about just fucking turning up on time

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6 years

Just read something about replacing "I'm sorry" with "thank you". So, instead of saying "sorry I was late", say "thank you for waiting for me". Replacing negativity with positivity and gratitude and breaks the "i'm sorry" cycle. Powerful.

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When the inventor of the USB stick dies they'll gently lower the coffin, then pull it back up, turn it the other way, then lower it again.

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