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@samc00ke

3 years

I prefer Pfizer’s early work (robitussin, xanax)

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I wonder what kind of wonderful new business this will be

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MICHEL HOUELLEBECQ VINCENT GALLO AZEALIA BANKS MORRSSIEY LOUIS-FERDINAND CELINE MEL GIBSON PHILIP LARKIN JOAN DIDION WALT WHITMAN WACKA FLOCKA FLAME YUKIO MISHIMA RICHARD WAGNER CLINT EASTWOOD DENNIS HOPPER S CRAIG ZOLLER KARLHEINZ STOCKHAUSEN

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Conservatives are incapable of producing good art because they lack empathy, which means they are incapable of creating anything which communicates to a larger audience. When they try to produce art, they only end up producing clumsy in-group signaling.

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ME AND CATHERINE BREILLAT

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11 months

New coworker born and raised in New York does not know what Dimes Square is

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@samc00ke

1 year

Dean Blunt is like here’s the most beautiful song u have ever heard for 33 seconds

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@samc00ke

9 months

TFW no one you know has died from heroin and the opioid epidemic is a fun abstraction you learned about in college

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@samc00ke

1 year

In New York art world you pay rent twice for windowless small closet studio, you pay to make ugly object no one wants, you pay for pointless exhibition expenses, you pay to put art in storage because nobody buys it, your friends are sinister social climber who talk shit about you

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2 years

People act so confused as to why Hunter Biden recorded all that footage on his laptop of himself smoking crack and having sex like they’ve never heard of an art practice

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1 year

@nsfwphd The Golden Rule of performance art: you can only harm yourself

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2 years

Urbit thing last night was like in Inherent Vice when the FBI and hippies and cult members and junkies are all at the same house party

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2 years

I wish the New York Post bought wordle instead

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1 year

We devoured about half of this plate of raw steak before the waiter brought a grill to the table and made this face at us: 😬

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@samc00ke

3 months

REST IN PEACE SAM BUTCHER YOU WOULD HAVE HATED THE APPROPRIATION ART I MADE WHEN I HAD PSILOCYBIN AND AMPHETAMINE INDUCED PSYCHOSIS

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Sam Butcher, artist who created Precious Moments figurines of teardrop-eyed children, dies at 85

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1 year

Loser mindset. Just show up to things

non aesthetic things

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9 months

Just saw a Hasidic woman with a Telfar bag

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1 year

If you are not deleting you are not tweeting

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9 months

If you had told me ten years ago that “the downtown New York avant garde” would soon be comprised of foreign intelligence operatives who advocate for US-financed genocide in the Middle East, well. I would have believed you.

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1 year

BREAKING: Catherine Breillat to direct #BarbieMovie sequel 🔥

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Never got fired for my tweets but did have printouts of my tweets presented to me in a meeting where I got fired for stuff that was way worse

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1 year

This fit 😍

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1 year

Happening now: Michel Houellebecq speaks in an art warehouse in Amsterdam, where he claims to have had a terrible “several months of his life.”

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EIGHT MONTHS SOBER I MISS DRUGS AND ALCOHOL SO MUCH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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@samc00ke

3 years

Hey guys✨it’s that time of year again📆time for my 2022 trend forecast🤗here are my predictions!!‼️ hunger famine war plague mass graves natural disasters Mass death starvation drought Decay rotting abjection genocide poverty desperation murder infanticide Incest child abuse

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You’re tellin me the contemporary art magazine is in cahoots with the weapons contractors wow I’m just hearing this now for the first time

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@samc00ke

8 months

Me when my life is falling apart:

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I'm thriving.

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2 years

My art practice is lifting weights and going to the beach

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DIME SSQUARE LEAK my sister JULIA COOKE is sex trafficking young boys for filmmaker BAZ LUHRMANN

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@samc00ke

2 years

What is “double texting”? When you send two text messages in a row? Who cares? I’ll send ten, twenty in a row without second thought. No problem. Do it all the time. Idc if they respond. It’s rhetorical. And don’t even get me started on “left on read”…

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11 months

I won’t lie to u I love watching that Troy Sivan boy do his little dances

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Rubber

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1 year

Really good

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Me and Apichatpong Weerasethakul

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@textile_ranch I call it “yearbookcore”

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@samc00ke

2 years

I have no interest in coolness or success. I am a LOSER. DO NOT get it confused!!!!!!!!

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1 year

Anniversary

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P.F. Chang’s is better than Mission Chinese...

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@samc00ke

7 months

Formal criticism is bad but flippantly talking shit is beautiful, important, sacred

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3 years

I have a feeling the zoomers will be drafted in a war

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Sometimes you see two bros just hanging out and it warms your heart until you realize they are on heroin

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3 years

Too unsuccessful to be canceled

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8 months

We all have that one family member who cannot hide their pain

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10 months

A woman in a miniskirt bent over, showed me her entire ass, and coughed up an alarming volume of phlegm on the sidewalk

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The gym is a stupid waste of time but it’s pretty useful if you need something to replace smoking crack

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Sobriety SUCKS I do not recommend AT ALL you should get as fucked up as possible every chance you get

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Nine months sober.

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Jesus Christ would have zero people blocked

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Whenever I see a jacked dude I’m like damn something really bad happened to him

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@walt_knows_best Twitter users should have to do land acknowledgments for 4chan

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God wants all of His children to be unemployed

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U go to the deli w me I buy u whatever u want baby

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I don’t find the vampiric anti-aging influencer cute or funny it is deeply undignified to be that scared of death

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@101stgec I didn’t want it to be true either but docs are terrible shoes

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Spotted

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The zoo radicalized me against humans

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My art and my body are only impressive because of my generational wealth

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Y’all hate the divine feminine fr smh

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I don’t think we should segregate gyms by gender but I do think there should be separate gyms for sexual perverts and normal people

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Paused an interview I was watching on YouTube to unfollow the interview subject on Twitter

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I am the captain now

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2 years

You owe it to yourself to smoke crack at least once in your life

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I ❤️ INSANE PEOPLE WITH EMOTIONAL PROBLEMS

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TWO MONTHS SOBER

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We all want Drake to be gay

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$80 is the new $20

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3 years

Now people smoke weed like they used to smoke cigarettes

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I saw the best tweets of my generation deleted within 10 minutes

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1 year

Me refusing to post my art on social media

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1 year

NOT INTERESTED IN EITHER OF THESE THINGS AT ALL!!!!!!!!!!

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The main disagreement in culture today is whether it should revolve around identity or personality.

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Reading you x website posts

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Rebecca got these online “for anxiety”

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Art school rehab that forces you to quit Adderall and retrains you to make art without it

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@samc00ke

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12 year old me learns to be pretentious via Radiohead 22 year old me denounces Radiohead in favor of more advanced forms of pretentiousness 32 year old me with extreme drug induced brain damage that precludes pretentiousness thinks Radiohead freaking rocks

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An inmate at the psychiatric hospital told me he was the reincarnation of The Weeknd. “But The Weeknd is still alive,” I said.

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Neglecting my art practice to go to stupid little events for two weeks has been a disaster for my emotional wellbeing

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And don’t get me started on the effect this time of year has on PEOPLE. Life becomes crisis management. Everyone anxious, overstimulated, psychotic from the activities. All the activities. People crowded in rooms together, suicidal, homicidal, seething, panicking. Entire families

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