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@Mega_Trone_ke

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Always use your brain to critically think your way out of an ordeal.

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Joined March 2023
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@Mega_Trone_ke
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Mi naye nikipata tweet ya small wig haina comment naaamua kumpea motisha bana,,, unaeza pata mtu alijinyonga 😂💔eii it's tough.. Kama hii yangu sahii Napea dakika 10 ni comment 🥲
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@Mega_Trone_ke
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@omwambaKE Linus kaikai to William Ruto "you roast the small fish and leave the big fish" Keep injecting💉
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@Mega_Trone_ke
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Bastie: aki hutu boy twangu hajanitext kutoka jana naeza kuja kwako juu nafeel lonely.... My mind: Unanijaribu sindio??
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@Mega_Trone_ke
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@marto254_ 😂😂Their is nothing funny here just a random Kenyan being a typical Kenyan
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@Mega_Trone_ke
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Nilimwekea pillow kwa kichwa akaclick na kuenda kunywa maji... Kwani pillow si ya kuekelea kichwa ukilala??
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@Mega_Trone_ke
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Tunaeza sema milaya ni Same na police juu kazi yao ni "utumishi kwa wote"??
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@Mega_Trone_ke
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Akienda kutapika immediately after mechi inamaanisha niliguza intestines?
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@Mega_Trone_ke
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That moment when you crack a joke in front of a crowd then everyone goes silent, look at each other look at you again, then laugh out loudly 😭
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@Mega_Trone_ke
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Karibu tushikwe jana na mumaa but akanificha kwa pandy yake sema kuponea chupu chupu
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@Mega_Trone_ke
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Old is gold bana.. Nikikumbuka mtu ulikuwa unaongeza "every Tom, Dick and Harry" kwa composition unajiona PLO Lumumba...
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@Mega_Trone_ke
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Sahii campus, couples wana report mapema waokoe ndoa😂
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@Mega_Trone_ke
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Mi nae honestly siezi recommend mtu a open up ju mi huona ikiwa pointless ajab. At the end ni wewe tu utasolve shida zako...
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@Mega_Trone_ke
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Acha nisiattack leo Chelsea players 😂niwapee time ya kumourn staki kuloose tweeps loyal... Lkn mko na umama unasupport aje hiyo team💀
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@Mega_Trone_ke
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Nimekuwa nikishangaa mbona sioni wakisii blind kumbe walizaliwa waki-see
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@Mega_Trone_ke
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You don't build a business you build people then people build the business ~zig ziglar
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@Mega_Trone_ke
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Rongai unaamka asubuhi uende morning run ukuwe fit unapatana na simba ata kama ni wewe si heri hizo lessons za amerix ikae
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@Mega_Trone_ke
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The interviewers : Nice having you, we have seen your papers, we shall get in touch with you. ME : Get in touch? "This is my life meehn, do you know how hard i worked to get here??" 😂🙄
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@Mega_Trone_ke
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Mi heri uniite broke ass Nigga kuliko unitusi daily kwa kukosa kucome through kwa shida zako...
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@Mega_Trone_ke
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Naona nikinunua blanketi ingine, sifurahi venye morning wood imefanya hii inches itoboa hii yenye niko nayo😩
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@Mega_Trone_ke
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Kuna mtu alikuwa akiinua inua ringoz wakiwa na mamake kwa barabara, karibu niiname lunch! 😁
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@Mega_Trone_ke
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Manzi yako anapost.. "😭💔 offline till further notice".. ndio tuslide dm ati nini mbaya guess nani amedelete status....
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@Mega_Trone_ke
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Hao wasee hutumbei na madem around campus ni kuflex ama ni kuwa pusified juu mimi kama si kwa keja twa twa zako ujiende haiwezi bana
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@Mega_Trone_ke
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Jirani niaje hii woofer yako ni Kali unaeza niekea.. "ninaaa 🎶siri nayeee🎶 yesuuu.." na uachie hapo.
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@Mega_Trone_ke
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Kijana dm umejaza tu madem wa wenyewe wanakuita bestie bestie sindoo?? Endelea na kazi mzuri, kama si wewe madem wetu wangekuwa wanaboeke infact you don't need to change your ways lad...
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@Mega_Trone_ke
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@iamjuddah Gachagua is another bladfakin hypocrite,,, alikuwa anataka tu NIS itake the blame yet they knew what was happening.. Must they be advised?? 🤏
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@Mega_Trone_ke
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Sasa minyoo za Kanini zinajua gotha tena🤔
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@Mega_Trone_ke
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Na utaniambia kama kidney ni zako, mi lazima nilipie badge, anyway nani anaeza niplug na another buyer huyu ako na mchezo..
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@Mega_Trone_ke
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@heist_254 Hivo ndio inafaa hakuna kubembeleza😂
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@Mega_Trone_ke
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Dem anakunyima alafu anakutext kukuuliza kama umejam, what do you expect??
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"Nakupeleka swimming alafu hii ndio vitu unaenda kufanya babe!! ebu toka kwa maji twende home", sijawahi heal💔
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@Mega_Trone_ke
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Na madem shida yenu hukuwa nini by thaa😂😂mimi nmeamua tukuwe friends alafu unanionyesha brown thighs untaka nikubake💔
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@Mega_Trone_ke
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My addiction with Twitter (X) is becoming serious. Everything i think of or see gives content vibes.. Who bewitched me....
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@Mega_Trone_ke
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Not me falling for "buda utatuchelewesha, tokea venye uko ata sisi hatujapiga luku"
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@Mega_Trone_ke
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It's high time watu wa Facebook warudi kwao sasa... Huyu anaitisha mic kwa space alafu ananiuliza inachukuliwa aje!😭
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@Mega_Trone_ke
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We should agree that content ya kila mtu imeweza it's just that we don't read it with the same reasoning you used to tweet!!
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@Mega_Trone_ke
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Huyu kamamaa ni dem muislamu na amekonda yani ni mu-slim.
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@Mega_Trone_ke
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Good morning my minions?? Confirm your location minion...
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@Mega_Trone_ke
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Huyu naye simwachi unless mnirogee!!. Ameniambia she will make her baby juu atakuwa ananira*pe daily hadi nitambaee.. 👶
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@Mega_Trone_ke
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TL yangu imeanza kujaa bigwigs i thought we were loyals. Smallwigs where did the rain begin to beat us!🥲Nakuengagia alafu unaruka zangu fraud!!!
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@Mega_Trone_ke
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Any last words before i hit the tick button, baridi umenizoea sana??
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@Mega_Trone_ke
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Kumbe head i mean kichwa hu play a very important role not only in parturition but also in life especially Olympics,, that's what i learned in the yesterday's 100m men finals
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@Mega_Trone_ke
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Madem wanadanganywa ati sperms inaongeza haga kazi ni kugwarwa daily ,,, baby girl for real "utamea haga very fast" 😂
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@Mega_Trone_ke
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Lakini Kenya sijui mnakuanga aje. Unapata kipofu anatweet alafu mnaenda kucomment, 😭💀kwanza alitweet aje??
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@Mega_Trone_ke
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Kuna mtu anataka kulala nja na talk is cheap🙄
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@Mega_Trone_ke
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Sitawahi change tena base ya mtura... Nimeamka tumbo ikiuma bana kumbe hivi ndio madem hufeel.. Waah!!
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@Mega_Trone_ke
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That moment when you finish a series you were deeply attached to than your girl and not sure what to do next>>>>
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@Mega_Trone_ke
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There is nothing better than having good intentions with people hai matter if they will turn on you or be there for you in the future as long you did your part and felt happy at the end.
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@Mega_Trone_ke
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Kuwa big wig inakaa njaro bana. Unadisappear tu bila kusema "offline till further notice", kila mtu anafeel your absence ukirudi tu ni ma,.. "umekuwa wapi, uko sawa?" alafu kuna mimi.,, Mungu tubariki pia
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Get into quant finance, break into investment banking on the Quant side, work it for some years, get out if the industry and start your own private equity firm. Start your own offshore wind firm
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Good morning my minions?? Confirm your location minion....
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@Mega_Trone_ke
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Bro anakupiga banter kumbe Elon anaweka kwa "show probable spam" 😭😂
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@Mega_Trone_ke
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Sasa kununua cd kwa duka ya mama yake ni kitu ya kushuku mtu kweli,,, hadi amemchukulia simu... Msm!!!
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@Mega_Trone_ke
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@WaruiJohn2 Chunga Ombachi asione hii😂😂
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@Mega_Trone_ke
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Good morning my minions⚒️ What's your location minion...
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@Mega_Trone_ke
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Lakini mi huona tweep anaamka asabuhi na kusema "good morning talented tweeps" hukuwa low-key simp😂anyway... Good morning talented tweeps!
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@Mega_Trone_ke
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Me: ninunulie jersey ya the best team man united babe. Her : nitakununulie jersey lakini uprint my name hapo nyuma na capital letters.
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@Mega_Trone_ke
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Acha niingie Twitter (X)nione watu wanasema nini kuhusu Omanyala
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@Mega_Trone_ke
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Kienyeji will be the end of me... Thread >> 👇👇👇Part one.
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@Mega_Trone_ke
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Tell me the best football player line other than Zlatan's, "regulations are for the rugular players, i am Zlatan"
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@Mega_Trone_ke
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Unapea big wig ksh 150 yako ya supper wiki mzima akupee shout out alafu unauma 20 followers... Sirudii tena!!!
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@Mega_Trone_ke
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Njeri nimekutoa supermarket nkalipa shopping, nkakupeleka kwangu nkakupikia ukashiba alafu unaniambia tu chill tu😭nkt!!!
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@Mega_Trone_ke
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Hadi nkamuambia ukivaa high heels unatembea kama question mark, nilikosea wapi?
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@Mega_Trone_ke
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Siri ya ku grow TL ni ukuwe na loyals wenye hawaezi miss your posts.🔥🔥 Lunch time gains drop your handles and lets follow @MadoMado1518894 @mega_trone_ke @Mass_servant @Keymoney_K @kevohSM @iamstates7 @Bazengake77 @Tessmulki @Happieken @calvin_rutto Ukitaka nkuadd follow🔥
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Leo nacelebrate ban kuwa lifted nataka kutag watu randomly 🥳 Make sure unanifollow @mega_trone_ke 🔥then follow 1. @shawtywisha 2. @Ku_shite254 3. @sllofy 4. @JoashMuriu 5. @4RingsHunter 6. @Apostle_Kjna 7. @Psycho_Sins__ 8. @ajsharl47 9. @am_the_viper 10. @amTavo 11. @Jokash98 .
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@Mega_Trone_ke
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Na kuna tabia hii TL inafaa irudi facebook, unapata smart fella wa X, ako za "tweeting at 4M sojas na ako na4k sojas wake baridi... Alafu anaongezea 'Thank you' anyway small wigs tunakapitia🥲
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@Mega_Trone_ke
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Kama we ni small wig na unaspend most your time kwa home bar than notification bar uko na long way to lkn unaeza drop handle Na tuwashe hizo nots🔥🔥🔥🧯
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@Mega_Trone_ke
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Bro ako na ksh 100 pocket money alibakisha anajiona sahii millionaire kwa nyumba. Ati apewe list ya kila kitu hauko kwa nyumba aende anunue zote. Last borns mnakuanga aje lkn???
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@Mega_Trone_ke
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Good morning my minions.... Confirm your location minion??
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Good morning my minions Confirm your location minion. Please
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Ni mimi pekee huona Abuya angekuwa facebook angekuwa bigwig mwingine with lots of followers...
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@Mega_Trone_ke
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Tuko kwa matt na dereva ameweka ile nyimbo ya "am in the race moving to you Father" na speedometer iko 120km/h is what am thinking?
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@Mega_Trone_ke
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Huyu nimemwambia walk it like you talk it akasema, "aaauuuwhh😍" i think she is the one guys...
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Lkn mbona campus life hukuwa ngumu hivi? Unapata msee anafanya criminology anapigwa nyongolo na msee anafanya hospitality.
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The only place success comes before is in the dictionary.
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Let me try and pull that cliché in every tweeps TL ~~Goodmorning loyals of METRO what are your plans for today???
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@Mega_Trone_ke
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Unachekea omanyala na hata huwezi last more than 6 seconds
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@Mega_Trone_ke
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Nmempata akishave kwa keja na hatukuwa na any plans ya friendlies nkamuuliza akasema ati ni usafi kidogo hapa na pale. Kumbe he who cleans the house expect visitors. 😭
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@Mega_Trone_ke
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@omwambaKE There is a guy alikula viagra, unfortunately dem wake akushow up for the very anticipated match. The guy, being in real pain, silaha karibu kulipuka from the blood flow in the veins,decided to take a kuku and worked on it really hard. Whatever you do with this Info depends on you
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@Mega_Trone_ke
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Lakini single and ugly ninjas mboch will be the end of us. Huyu tume agree tumeet usiku kwa corridor after kila mtu ni asleep. Mtu ametokea nikaanza kumshika na kukiss nkashangaa mbona ni mascular.guess what hatujabonga na mzaee for almost 24 hours sahii.... 😭😭😂
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Huyu wa sahii ameniambia she will be a good goalkeeper, sijui what that means but venye nimeelewa she will never let my balls in, eeii!! 😂Nawaombea pia nyinyi. 😩
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Ndungu usiwahi tuma picha 😂kuna mwingine tulikuwa tumeet akaniambia nitume picha kwanza then akazima simu nikajiuliza kwani nafanana na bookten 😭sitasahu.
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A girl with many conditions during talking stage automatically qualities her to be a h*e.. "you must have this and this to be qualify" that some lame as's shit.
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@Mega_Trone_ke
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Maproso must be found and arrested immediately.
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I call her Robert cause she is Alai...
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@Mega_Trone_ke
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"To be successful, you have to have your heart in your own business and your business in your heart. " ~Thomas Watson, sr.
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Kuna mtu hii Kenya akipanda juu ya gari kwa hiyo kashimo na kushika mic unajua tu ni pure jaba loading,,, ni venye siezi mcontact ningedai anniconnect na pedi wake😂😂😂😵‍💫
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Leo nmechukua gazetti ya msee wa Kinyozi nkasoma, nafeel wise aje naeza advice kila mtu kwa shida anapitia
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Mtaka kusema kitu Tanzanians wanaeza fanya ni kutwerk, kuimba bongo na kuongea swahiri sanifu juu siwaoni kwa olympics...
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