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Shawtyy

@shawtywisha

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Mombasa, Kenya
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@shawtywisha
Shawtyy
6 months
Titanic (1997 film) I want my tears back 😂
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@shawtywisha
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5 months
"Babe sijalipa rent" REAL MEN : "Nitumie paybill nilipe ya miezi tatu?" A COW : "Utalipa tu ,usijali" A DOG : "Kwani unalipanga rent" A RAT : " Sasa tufanyaje?"
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@shawtywisha
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11 days
Na muache kulamba watu maskio wakati wa mechi 😂🫵
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@shawtywisha
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10 days
Ni text gani ukitumiwa unajua unachat na ng'ombe 😂
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@shawtywisha
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10 days
Normalize kissing educated lips usimeze mate ya ujinga🙄
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@shawtywisha
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13 days
Mko sure kiziwi akipewa mechi Safi hawezi sikia vizuri😂
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@shawtywisha
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19 days
I reject.. I reject from Isiolo #RejectFinanceBill2024
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@shawtywisha
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2 months
Kama ulirusha Meno Kwa mabati,meeting ya wachawi ni kesho 🫵😂
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@shawtywisha
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15 days
Mwanaume unakosaje ndevu.. si hata heri ukose maskio😂
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@shawtywisha
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2 months
Wengine wanaamshwa na forehead kiss alafu kuna wewe unaamshwa na njaa 😂
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@shawtywisha
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1 month
Alafu shingo ni private part usikuje kunishikashika ovyo I might moan😂
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@shawtywisha
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22 days
Gen Z drop your handle we follow you
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@shawtywisha
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6 months
you a texter, caller or facetimer?
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@shawtywisha
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2 months
Si mtu ajifanye ata ananiuliza how my day was jamani 😂
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@shawtywisha
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7 months
The worst response to “I love you”
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@shawtywisha
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2 months
Pesa za mkale, akili ya mkikuyu, lifestyle ya mjaka, appetite ya mluhya na kitu ya mkamba 🫣🤭🤫
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@shawtywisha
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22 days
Isiolo women rep aka mama Otis hiyo ni kionjo
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@shawtywisha
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1 month
Backshots kama umeshiba ni very dangerous 🥲😂💔🚶
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@shawtywisha
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1 month
Mbona wanaume mkikataliwa mnaskia vibaya 🤧💔😂
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@shawtywisha
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11 days
Unaringa na chali yako hutapika Kwa gari akienda ushago😂
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@shawtywisha
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28 days
Lakini ndio upate mpoa mpoa lazima ukue mpoa pia
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@shawtywisha
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6 months
my love language is adding you to my prayers 🤍
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@shawtywisha
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2 months
Nataka kubaki na mabeshte tunaeza ómbana thao anytime 😂
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@shawtywisha
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2 months
Mapenzi ni kama stima inaweza potea anytime so please tafuta generator 😂
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@shawtywisha
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2 months
Ukipea mtu MaraMoja na akose kukuomba tena inamaanisha kichwa iliacha kuuma?
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@shawtywisha
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2 months
Sasa nyinyi wote mkijifanya echaivi Nani ako nayo basi😂
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@shawtywisha
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2 months
Unanyimana mate usiku unamwaga yote Kwa pillow 😂
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@shawtywisha
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6 months
once i delete our messages, you mean nothing to me
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@shawtywisha
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12 days
Saa hii nataka Tu kiwete mwenye hawezi move on
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@shawtywisha
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14 days
Alafu morning glory ni ya matajiri, wee amka utoe hiyo infinix Kwa Moto kabla ikuchomee nyumba😂
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@shawtywisha
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2 months
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@shawtywisha
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2 months
Siku moja utajikuna matako na funguo za gari, sema Ameen😂
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@shawtywisha
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6 months
Hello, Ladies and dissapointMENts
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@shawtywisha
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2 months
Ushawai fall in love adi mkiwa Kwa call unarecird ili uiskize badae 😂😂
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@shawtywisha
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1 month
Alinambia "sleep like a baby" nkakojoa Kwa kitanda 😬 sai hanitaki💔🫤
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@shawtywisha
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1 month
Stress achia watu wa programming, hiyo yako ni changamoto,vikwazo na njaa😂
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@shawtywisha
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2 months
Ndevu mnapewa mpaka mnafanana na Simba lakini inches ni za kuku
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@shawtywisha
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1 month
Wazazi wako wanajua uko na allergy ya cd?
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@shawtywisha
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2 months
Eti wewe na ex wako mlisema first born aitwe nani❓
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@shawtywisha
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6 months
Mabrouk Mane
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@shawtywisha
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4 months
Smelling nice increases your chances of getting her
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@shawtywisha
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18 days
Kuna mtu sai mahali anarejectiwa kama finance bill #RejectFinanceBill2024
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@shawtywisha
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1 month
Ndo nmetoka ku update kiburi to the latest version and let me tell you kaa Kwa lane yako💀
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@shawtywisha
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1 month
Kubreakup na mtu ako na nudes zako ni kama kuenda police station kuita OCS Malaya 😂😂
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@shawtywisha
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30 days
Ama hawa watu hawana ndevu watamea pembe? 😂
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@shawtywisha
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2 months
Combination ya ulimi na vidole hukuwa Noma sana Kwanza ukihesabu pesa 😂💔
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@shawtywisha
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5 months
Wenye hamna microwave mnafuliaga nguo wapi😂😂
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@shawtywisha
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1 month
Morio tafuta mtu uache kumaliza mattress side moja🚮
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@shawtywisha
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5 months
What makes people fall out of love?
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@shawtywisha
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6 months
Are you an extrovert or introvert?
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@shawtywisha
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5 months
Sleeping early while in a long distance relationship is not allowed 😂
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@shawtywisha
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1 month
Heri wee alikuambia it's over😂mih alinivideo call na bae wake wakaanza kunicheka😂
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@shawtywisha
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5 months
How old is your phone number?🤔
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@shawtywisha
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10 days
Ndio msiseme siwafanyiangi connections za kazi, kuna vacancy ya president 2027 Anza kujituma😂
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@shawtywisha
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28 days
Eid Mubarak to my dear Muslim brothers and sisters ❤️ I love you all for the sake of Allah Taqabal Allah minna wa minkum❤️
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@shawtywisha
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5 months
Light mode or dark mode??😎😎👋
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@shawtywisha
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16 days
Gen Z mnifikishe 4M follow me I FB ASAP
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@shawtywisha
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6 months
Attention all men, do not introduce us to a Vibe that you cannot maintain. Do not pretend to be a better version of yourself than you actually are to trick women into falling in love with you. If you suck, show us you suck. Thank you
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@shawtywisha
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6 months
Friends with benefits = Prostitution
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@shawtywisha
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26 days
Naeza Cheka nawewe lakini najua ww ni msaliti💀
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@shawtywisha
Shawtyy
7 months
Thank you for 1.6M followers ☺️
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@shawtywisha
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2 months
Unaamka mapema tukidhani ni kujituma kumbe ni kunguni zinakusumbua😂
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@shawtywisha
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5 months
I found both friendship and love in you
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@shawtywisha
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7 months
Wale tunavuka mwaka single tupatane comment section 😂😭
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@shawtywisha
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6 months
Betrayal will close doors that apologies can’t reopen.
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@shawtywisha
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10 days
Nguvu ya kumaliza 200 SMS per day ilikuwa inatoka wapi💔😅alafu unaambia mtu ako mbali eti nisongee tulale😫💔😂
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@shawtywisha
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1 month
Na ukicheza temple run kando yangu Kwa mat, ujue ukibant ni Mimi next ata kama hatujuani😂
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@shawtywisha
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1 month
Mimi ata akili yangu hainielewi alafu unataka nikuelewe
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@shawtywisha
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6 months
I want to erase it but I can't reach the post😪
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@shawtywisha
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10 days
Usijiite gangsta kama unaogopa Pingu🚮🚮
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@shawtywisha
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5 months
After all, soulmates always end up together
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2 months
Heartbreak ukiwa home huanga mbaya. Unajipanga kulia unashtukia umeitwa usalimie wageni 🤭😂
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@shawtywisha
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22 days
We are gaining thanks to Gen Z Follow for follow let's go✊
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@shawtywisha
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3 months
No women wants a man who has eyes on every girl.
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@shawtywisha
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6 months
Imagine you're sad and your best friend sends you money to cheer you up 😂😂
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@shawtywisha
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3 months
Wenye mlienda kutafuta maisha Nairobi Pls mkiona yangu pia mniletee Niko Isiolo😂😭❤️
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@shawtywisha
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5 months
Happy world Hijab day to all beautiful Hijabi Queens😍
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@shawtywisha
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2 months
Tuma doo mistari achia zebra😂
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@shawtywisha
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2 months
Unabrush Meno kila siku na huna mtu wa kukiss💔😂
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@shawtywisha
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2 months
Kijana ni handsome lakini sauti ni ya token 😄
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@shawtywisha
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1 month
Kitambo nlikuwa nafikiria mtu anajiongelesha ni wazimu🤦😂
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@shawtywisha
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1 month
Remember love is beautiful, but only if it's done with the right person
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@shawtywisha
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Mniombee wadau, nkifunga macho sioni
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@shawtywisha
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2 months
I hope my in-laws ain't rude because me I talk back😂😂
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@shawtywisha
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6 months
a heart like mine don't come around twice
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@shawtywisha
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2 months
Heri mseme naforce issues lakini kuna mtu siwezi acha aende walai 😂
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@shawtywisha
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2 months
Atakosaje kukula fare Kama ujamtumia ya kukula
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@shawtywisha
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6 months
No forcing, what flows, flows.
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@shawtywisha
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4 months
RAMSDALE THANK YOU😂😂🔥🔥
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@shawtywisha
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1 month
Kama uko single siwezi kutaka💀😂mbona wengine hawakutaki!
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@shawtywisha
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5 months
What do men really want?
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