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Mtu anakwambia alcohol won't take you anywhere as if I drink it as a mode of transport. Mea buana 😂

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@LeinzKe

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@eduardomenoni Suena lindo y bello. Pero emitir una orden de arresto sin policías que arresten es como un tener un acta de matrimonio sin esposa ¿Quien le pone el cascabel al gato?

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@eduardomenoni Le dolió más que lo bañaran..

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@UTDTrey The only thing Nigerians are good at is corruption That's where they only win 💯

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@eduardomenoni Ya lo dijo en la elección en q ganó Trump y no se fue 🤨

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@eduardomenoni No creo que esa gente se llamen todos hermanos y no digan ni una grosería

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Wakuu mi si Kasmuel eti ni unfollow watu wote 😭😂💀 Hiyo ni kazi ya Elon bana naona mnauliza sana 😂

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@eduardomenoni @nayibbukele Bukele está haciendo todo lo que está en su mano por el pueblo venezolano;a la vez que dando una lección magistral al resto del mundo. P.D: Siento vergüenza de todos esos territorios de la Hispanidad que siguen dando la espalda a los hermanos venezolanos.

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Unaamua kuweka kitu pahali pazuri ndo kisipotee halafu unasahau penye uliweka 🙃😂

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Sitawaisahau Ile siku ya kwanza kupewa kinembe, buana karibu nipige vigelegele Kijiji mzima 😂😂

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Ukiamua kuenda kuishi Kileleshwa huwa inabidi umetulia hata kama we ni mkisii ju vile kumetulia

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2 months

"Majamaa nimekujiwa 3:00am " Nikikumbuka hii statement huwa naisha bana 😂😂💀

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@LeinzKe

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Msichana analipiwa fees asomee catering lakini bado anaweka royco kwa nyama 🚮 What a wasted sperm 💀🚮😂

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Tangu nijue watu huwa wanaangalia tu simu ikiring na baadae wanasema walikuwa busy niliachana na maisha ya watu 💯

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Kama bado huwa unaangalia kwa jirani kuconfirm kama kweli stima imepotea sahau kutoka block 😂

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@moneyacademyKE I don't know where Africans got this habit of believing that whatever the white people or Americans support is good for them. I don't always buy their ideas especially when it comes to human health.

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Lakini kuambiwa "uko tu sawa vile uko" huwa matusi ingne mbaya sana bana

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Shida ya hawa wasichana warembo ni kufkria kuna wanaume watawaoa tofauti na sisi 😂

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@LeinzKe

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Na tukipanga safari na wewe na uskie nikikuuliza "bado tunaenda"? We jua tu siendi bana 😂😂

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Nikikumbuka ni mm familia mzima itakuwa inategemea kufukuza nyoka kwa nyumba nasema tu Tano Tena 😂🙌

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Ukishampea mimba na humpendi hata ufanye nn hiyo mimba haitawaitoka💯💯😤

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@LeinzKe

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Kwa mbogi nayo kunakuwanga na jamaa mmoja mwenye huwa anasema peng' fulani ni wake na kumbe ni salamu tu huwa anapeana ka mluhya😂😂

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Long distance relationship is for pretty people, imagine waiting for years only to meet someone like a fellow man

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Matako mzuri kwa mwanamke ndio mwisho wa mwanaume

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Power depends on the ability to fill a void, to occupy a field that has been cleared of the dead weight of the past. Only after the father figure has been properly done away with will you have the necessary space to create and establish a new order.

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Mi nami nikishaingia kwa relationship kitu ya kwanza kujiuliza ni "nitapewa lini 🤔 niachane na yeye" 😂😂💀

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Lakini kutafuta content ya kupost huku kila time si rahisi bana 😂💔

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Lakini Mungu nae hucheza rough sometimes man, mbona uninyime pesa na inches at the same time 🤔🥱😤

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Sisi majamaa hatunanga luku kama si madem kutuhurumia hatungewaiona kinembe bana 😂

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People be like, "you're my world" and then keep changing their world every week as if they're making the solar system 😂

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@LeinzKe

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Kama bado huwa unadate madem warembo we na vitu tight huwezirelate😂😂

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Kutembea na mzazi nayo huwa inakulimit vitu mingi sio eti nn 🙃😅

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@moneyacademyKE Another day to remind you that this loan is not going to revive any project as they claim.

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Ukiambiwa "enda ufunge mlango kwanza ndo ukuje unitoe" huwa unaskia ni kama umeshinda jackpot pale sportpesa bana 😂

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Msichana akipata mimba huwa anaanza kupost picha za kitambo 💯

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Ladies tend to know everything but when it comes to what to eat they be like "babe I don't know what to eat" and I be like "You wanna eat me now right?" 😂

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Pesa nayo ingekuwa mzuri ingekuwa inajileta yenyewe sio eti lazima tuitafute bana 😂🚮

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What's the worst thing have you ever done for money 🤔

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Hii Kenya nayo ukiona umeachwa jua ni committee imeamua😂😂

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Sisi wanaume wafupi kama si kusimp tungekuwa tunaonea kinembe kwa site btw 🙃😂

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Ukiskia mwanamke anasema "we have to talk" hapa huwa inabidi ukumbuke makosa ulifanya hata kabla ya hiyo meeting yake 😂🙃

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Mi nami nikianza kutype pale green app na nione pia unatype lazima ningoje nione unataka kusema nn 😂😂

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Another sign of madness is hiding the face of your partner we didn't tell you to post 💯

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@AfricaFactsZone Nigerians are blessed with beautiful women damn 😍

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@eduardomenoni Soy Peruana pero me da mucha alegría pensar que por fin Venezuela sería un País diferente, libre🙏

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Kama umejaribu njia zote na hajafika hadi sai, mtumie barua ju yeye mwenyewe ataji-letter😎

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Shout out to all ladies who rejected wrong guys and still chose a wrong guy, you deserve a wrong choice medal 🏅

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Some men never work out but look physical, they just run from one lady to another

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Mtu akianza kupata pesa huwa anatoa wapi kiburi 🤔🤔

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Ukiwa last we ndo huwa slave kwa hiyo boma ju kila mtu anataka akutume 😂😂

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@Casemiro @ManUtd This is the Casemiro we always wanted The Casemiro who can run 90 minutes 😎

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Kwa waluhya hata mtu akufe akiwa na 100 years huwa wanasema kuna mtu amehusika kwa kifo chake

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@AfricaFactsZone South Africa owning Nigeria again 💯👏👏

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Ikishaanguka ndo huwa unajiuliza mbona ulikuwa unaitisha mechi 🙃😂

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Ambieni Diamond sai tuko na uwezo na tunakunywa hiyo pombe 😂

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Kama si hii mat kusimama hapa Naks watu wajisaidie singeona thuruali huu mwezi 🥱😂💀

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While waiting for the right person, just have fun with the wrong one, tomorrow is never promised.

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Kama kuna watu wakora hii Kenya ni mafundi wa nguo, unampelekea nguo hadi anaacha yenye alikuwa anashona anaanza yako ukirudi kumbe hata hakushona 😂

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Liking someone who rarely comes online is a different type of pain mehn

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When you're sad and lonely don't also forget you're poor and ugly 😤

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Mi nami nikitaka ku-cut off a lady huwa namuomba ndo akasirike urafiki iishe😂😂

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Ukishika mtoto na aanze kulia huwa anarudisha self esteem yako chini vibaya sana 🙃🥱😅

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Kunyima mtu anatoka kwa humble background inaezafanya ukose kwenda mbinguni btw 🙃Mpee tu pia afurahie maisha.

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Nilikuwa nataka kushuka kwa mat kidogo kuna mumama ameingia na kuna vile ako promising, sioni nikishuka sai watu wangu 😂😂💔

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Mapenzi nayo inakuanga ngumu kushinda mjengo sio eti nn 😂💀 mnalala na mtu usiku wote anaamka kukuomba pesa asubuhi, kwani wanapeana pesa kwa usingizi 🚮😂

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The great man who is a miser is a great fool, and a man in high places can have no vice so harmful as avarice. A miserly man can conquer neither lands nor lordships, for he does not have a plentiful supply of friends with whom he may work his will.

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Sasa mkizika mlemavu bila wheelchair mnataka atumie nn kutembea akifika mbinguni 🤔

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Nitengeneze group ingne ya frauds ama huko nyuma mnasemaje 🤔😁😁

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Whoever said "out of mind out of sight" hakuwaiona nyoka na ikapotea kwa nyumba bana 🚮😂

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Kuna izo maswali ulikuwa unaruka (a) unaenda (b) unapatana na based on your answer in (a) above Dark days those ones 😂

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Unangoja umuoe ndo umuite jiko , wao wanamueka kuni 😎🥱

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Lakini mwanaume kuambiwa uko na mdomo kama mumama huwa inakurudisha default mehn 🥲🥱

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Unaingia TikTok ukiwa kwa matatu matako inakuchanganya hadi unambao na gari imefika stage inafaa ushuke mangai 🥲😂

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Lakini kuwa na iPhone halafu udinyiwe na jamaa wa Mkopa huwa traumatizing ajabu

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Kupata hizo 5M impressions si rahisi bana 🙃😤 Yaani hakuna mwenye anagive up? 🤔😂

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Ukikosa pesa kwa relationship nayo itabidi umekuwa motivational speaker sio eti nn 😂💀

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Ukiwa mwanaume na uanze kuconfess kwa mwanamke eti ju unampenda jua umeanza kuwa fala

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Continue falling in love with that photo, siku mtapatana utashangaa sana 😂🙌

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Hawa wanaume huenda photoshoot is everything ok with you guys 🤔🤔💀

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Arrogant wives are always humble in churches but they're very uncontrollable in their homes , they honor and respect pastors than their husbands.

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Ukiona mumama mrembo ako na katoi we anza tu kucheza nako, hizo ndo pick up lines kwao 🥱😂 sitawafunza kila siku btw 💯😎

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Mlisema ugonjwa vijana tunafaa kuogopa ni malaria na gani ingine 🤔🤔

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The smarter a woman is, the difficult it is for her to find the right man 💯

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Dem ameiva hakuna siku atarelate na mechi hatari ju majamaa wote huwa wanamwaga hata kabla wafike Kapenguria😂😂

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Unaamua kuulizia jamaa kwa exam room majibu, anakwambia kitu hujawaisikia 😂💀hata kama ni wewe utaandika kweli 🤔😂

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Huwa mnakunywa Keg mkitaka ama ni kukosa otherwise 🤔🙃

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Ukianza kuvaa masuti nunua tu gari lako si kuanza kusukumana na watu kwa matatu bana 😂🚮🥱

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Ushawaifuatwa na mtu hadi ukaamua kusimama apite ama ni mm nakuanga muoga 😅💔

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Ukiwa na plans mzuri mzuri sahau kuomoka bana 😂💔 heri useme ukipata pesa utakuwa unashinda na milayas ndo shetani aachane na wewe 😂😂

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Nimekuwa bafu content fulani ikaload ikabidi nikimbie kuandika nitakuja kuwaekea nikimaliza kuoga😂😂😎

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Ukibeba wamama wa kanisa kwa gari halafu ijidunde kwa shimo huwa wanaonaa ni kama umetumwa kuwamalisaa😂😂😂🚮

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Na kama kiatu hakikutoshi achia wenyewe, hamna haja ya kuzamia ndani

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Can't believe nilitumia chumvi ya sigisti the whole of my time pale campus 😭😭💀

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@Osamaootero @LeinzOngacho

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Mi si mganga lakini najua ukipata pesa utaachana na huyo mtu wako 😂😂🥱

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2 months

Omwamba is the only tweep mwenye huwa hatafuti content bana, anaenda kwa trends and be like "what's that am hearing about"? 😂💀

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Nikiwa na deni lako si lazima unisalimie kila siku, huwa najikumbusha mwenyewe

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@LeinzKe

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Pesa ya mzinga nayo huwa inapatikana haraka sana kuliko pesa ya kununua unga 😂😂 The choice is yours between kulewa na kushiba😂

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@LeinzKe

29 days

That pain ya kuniattack kwa status zako pale green app na inajiview pekee yake nikiwa naosha vyombo 😂

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@LeinzKe

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Mi nami mtoto wangu itabidi azaliwe akijua hakuna mtu atamsaidia hesabu kwa hiyo nyumba 😂😂ama labda kama mama yake atakuwa na hiyo akili ni sawaa 😂

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@LeinzKe

22 days

Oldest sisters always think they're the family managers and can order anyone 🚮🥱

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