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@MayorWheat

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Joined April 2009
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@MayorWheat
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6 months
new pfp, me n my dawg
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@MayorWheat
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9 months
waking up with a hangover like ugh what was IN that beer and cocktail and hard seltzer and cigarette and shot and and joint and other beer
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5 months
Sorry to hear ur suicidal :( we'll miss ya!
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@MayorWheat
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3 years
just became a home owner at 22... thank you to everyone that believed in me 🤩
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@MayorWheat
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1 year
wow... nice abode. how humble is it?
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@MayorWheat
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4 years
@leftistthot420 Oh my god I thought this was a goof but you're fucking right
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@MayorWheat
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4 years
Asphalt is easily 150°F here during the summer, hot enough to cause 3rd degree burns within minutes. Ramon Timothy Lopez was cooked alive by the police, and they need to face consequences.
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Arizona authorities have released body camera video showing the arrest of a man who died in custody this month after he was held on asphalt for several minutes in 100-degree heat. Multiple investigations are underway into the death of Ramon Timothy Lopez.
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@MayorWheat
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2 years
are you mutuals with the muffin man
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@MayorWheat
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2 years
smoking with a Jedi til i get scared call that blunt force trauma
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@MayorWheat
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2 years
there should be a word for when you're drunk and high at the same time
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@MayorWheat
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2 years
just nutted in her now she's tweeting
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2 years
oh my god *checks my gf's pulse* she's sleepy
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@MayorWheat
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@MayorWheat
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2 years
pussy sparkles call that clitter
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@MayorWheat
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1 year
cross your clit and hope to die?
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@MayorWheat
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2 years
babe can I hold your clit when you pee
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@MayorWheat
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2 years
girlfriend won't let me pick up interesting trash I find in the street. why does she hate me
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@MayorWheat
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1 year
they should make a vape that tastes like pussy
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@MayorWheat
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7 months
God told me to make this
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1 year
wow. unbelievable. you really let the bed bugs bite? after I specifically asked you not to?
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2 years
Babe finish your Monster or we can't go to Hot Topic
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1 year
@youngtiddy "time to rizz some broads on Twitter!"
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@MayorWheat
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1 year
misogynists will go to the bar and order a margarito
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driving down the road. one hand on her thigh. the other hand on her thigh. penis is steering
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@MayorWheat
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@MayorWheat
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2 years
gonna smoke a long thick blunt with my tight little mouth
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2 years
at the antique shop, absorbing all the negative energy from the haunted items to use against my enemies at a later date
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1 year
(virgins when a sex scene comes on) what are they doing
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2 years
I wish today wasn't the lord's day so that I could think about boobs
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1 year
sorry I can't come into work today I have to scratch my girlfriends back
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1 year
I got skinamarinked when I was a kid and it honestly wasn't that big of a deal
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2 years
@youngtiddy my condolies bruh 🤝
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8 months
NOOOOOOOO
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1 year
he is parked there
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1 year
I wish it was still 4/20 so I could smoke weed
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@MayorWheat
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3 years
my girlfriend keeps asking me to "face time" with her?? Like sorry babe but I'm not going to jail for anyone
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2 years
italian subs be like mama mia peg me
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2 years
fucked a nerd and got a UTI-84
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1 year
@youngtiddy so I can mix it with rum
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1 year
pussy got me doing an Irish jig
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2 years
@daxquacks No that can't be it
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4 years
@GKuhlenschmidt Can't believe you waited til 4, I was inked up before I was circumcised
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@MayorWheat
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6 months
bird watchers be like there's one there's one there's one there's one
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2 years
sorry i can't come into work today my girlfriend wet the bed
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1 year
she's in her bag
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engineer bfs be like babe can I tinker with ur pussy tonight
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2 years
lots of people suggesting there is already a word for this. obviously there isn't or I wouldn't have made the tweet
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oh, twitters going down? does it swallow?
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4 months
don't forget to smoke green weed today
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@MayorWheat
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1 year
Congrats to Ramen for winning the soup bracket, thanks to everyone that helped me pick what to have for dinner. It was good.
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2 years
@youngtiddy it'll be here tomorrow
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1 year
happy women's history month check out all these cool film photos I've taken of my beautiful girlfriend
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@MayorWheat
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4 months
if your a stupid idiot then fuck u
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1 year
*taking a tequila shot* wait soo how far does the lime go up my ass
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@youngtiddy it's called saturday
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That didn't count my balls were crossed
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2 years
is the short urinal meant for people with small legs or people with big penises
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@gfrickinshields some mysteries not even science can solve
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roasted toatmoes
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i love when people are ugly... that's so brave
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@MayorWheat
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3 years
microdosing drugs by taking just a little bit of drugs
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3 years
pov you are a bird that flew too close to my head so i snatched u from the air with my razor sharp reflexes
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get some fresh air babe it's good for ur labia
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@youngtiddy like a battering ram
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pov you just caught us giving a cigarette to your crying baby
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damn girl I can't wait to get you out of those clothes... they look so ugly on you
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@youngtiddy skyler white core
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driving is awesome because it's nearly impossible to go anywhere without it and also at any time someone's paw paw could forget to check their blind spot on the highway and kill you fucking dead
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hitting the pen and going nonverbal
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your honor, my client is gay
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she's thrilled that this bar has family guy
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this bar has family guy
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They should invent a shower that doesn't get cigarettes wet
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Teryn, Smocking Da Goint (35mm Kodak T-Max P3200)
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I tapped that
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Have I already tweeted "squeezing his dick from the base like a gogurt" - teryn, 6:37pm
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the straw that sucked the camel's dick
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My days are numbered... My months too. I love my calendar! I am going to die in 6 days
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3 years
@ai_curio I've been able to get rid of them by using the name of a specific clown that is rarely seen with balloons, Ronald McDonald
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i love ice spice books
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someone at the bar just asked the bartender to make him what I was drinking. I'm going to beat the shit out of him
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give me jammies or give me death
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@OptimisticSatyr I'm soooo sleepy rn
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ate her pussy so good she started snoring
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@yeezyonhead @youngtiddy please circle the opinion in this picture
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happy birthday to my best friend and the love of my life, thanks for being the hottest and funniest person I know it's honestly really cool of you
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@mentholnewport I'm soooo menthol newport
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smoking clit
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My 70 year old Russian coworker: "vut, no overtime? guess I just kill my zelf den"
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twitter changing its name to X is the most nonbinary thing a website can do
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this is me btw. when ur being mean to me this is who ur being mean to
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@crispbajablast and I'd do it again
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(guy with a humiliation fetish) can I say something and have everyone get mad at me
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putting a cough drop in my stoner gfs bong water when she's sick
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Me: The Chicago rat hole will never listen to The Mountains Goat's album Tallahassee The Chicago rat hole:
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do you guys think there'll be another eclipse today or probably not
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trans eraserhead baby
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this lady just hustled me
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