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taylor

@crispbajablast

2 years

its been a while

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taylor

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spotify wrapped reveal

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No smoothie should ever be $23 have yall lost ur damn minds

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Sabrina Carpenter has collaborated with Erewhon on the Short n’ Sweet Smoothie! ($23)

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Im convinced erewhon is a social experiment to see how much people are willing to pay for something hip/trendy bc there is nothing u can say to me that will convince me that a smoothie should be the same or even more than the price of a full meal at other places

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PRO TIP: if ur schedule is super busy with classes, just dont go! hope this helps <3

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@crispbajablast

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AN AGGIE SPIRIT BUS JUST HIT ME OUTSIDE OF THE MSC OH YMGFOHD

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real.

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just witnessed a murder on the tl

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friends w benefits except the benefits are being deeply in love

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ur soulmate is NOT in college station. grow up

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she always tweetin bangers but whos gonna bang… her </3

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taylor

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are u rlly the “main character” or are u just another stressed college student with stomach problems that goes to coffee shops and has a superiority complex

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dipping my gumbys pizza roll in lake bryan

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Went to Roatan to dip my mango in the ocean like Rihanna! And it’s so good!!! 😩

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a dude slid up on my story saying “u think ur too good for me or something” and i said yeah i am. & he responded with “ok true. give me a chance tho”

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hey! casual reminder that if people are that they when you feel like its there to them… ask the one! theres nothing wrong with which one that we dont know… we are only there :) hope this helps!!!

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getting some bitches 💯

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(manipulatively) *likes tweets*

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if ur parents packed ur lunch for school everyday when u were younger ur a nepo baby to me

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YALLLL IM SHAKING AND CRYING I JUST WENT ON THE BEST DATE OF MY LIFE 😭😭😭😭😭 IM LITERALLY SO HAPPY I HAVENT FELT LIKE THIS IN SO LONG WORDS CANT EXPLAIN HOW MUCH IM FUCKING LYING ❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️

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this dude told me ab his 3 cats and how he named one of them rock when he was little so i joked that he should name the other two paper and scissors right before he hit send on a text about how the other two died

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sister cindy has been defeated.

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pussy from a girl w tweets that shouldve stayed in the drafts

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taylor

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1 year

“im just a girl” is actually a perfectly normal and justified response to anything ever

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having a wild friday night

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what are we saving the daylight from. im a little worried

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applying for FAFSA (the Foundation Advocating for Fuckin n Suckin All the time)

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gonna “omggg can u help me find my class im so lost lol” into some dick

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straight men flirt by asking u to be their beer pong partner

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1st base: sex 2nd base: becoming twitter mutuals

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rebrand

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horny for being deeply in love

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maybe if i dress up as a $10 disposable vape he’d finally put his mouth on me

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ur crush is smiling at texts from another person while ur scrolling thru twitter in a messy room. go to sleep

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omg :((( i have so many heavy :( things to move into my place at cstat :((( if only there was a big strong man (preferably an engineering major) :((( that could help me :(

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tamu ‘25 advice: its a tradition to always offer ur meal swipes and dining dollars to older classes, so dont forget to do this bc reveille is trained to hunt down the freshman who forget. u can run but u cant hide

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hey haha… i just got my second shot of the vaccine and it got me thinking about how i never got a second shot with u….. how are u? i hope u’ve been alright u dont have to reply… tell ur mom i said hi

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having college withdrawals. its boring not being in a constant state of panic

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like this tweet if u like mac n cheese or committing federal crimes <3

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Logged into google on a new device and literally got shot directly in the chest seconds later

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w h e r e s t h e b o o b

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mfs say theyre fighting demons and its just a pile of unfolded laundry

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moving back to packing up college everything u own

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@seaworldh8r02 why the fuck would u say this rn

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tip for incoming college freshman: i have absolutely no idea actually i spent my freshman year on zoom someone pls help me

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heres a reminder

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horny for a healthy & stable relationship

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dont get into a relationship. ppl stop liking ur tweets

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when a girl turns 15 shes in her quinceañ era

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yall better be telling ur man ur proud of him bc i can be Real Encouraging and Supportive

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isnt it crazy how we all sleep different? i toss and turn every night and the person who ruined my perception of love sleeps just fine

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before this year gets going: there will be ppl posting their 4.0s at the end of the semester & there will be a good amount of ppl who will question why the same ppl said they were struggling. pls dont do that, u dont know what ppl went through. just be supportive, not bitter

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did it hurt? when u said that joke out loud n no one heard it so u repeat it and no one heard it again so u repeat it and

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downloaded tinder again n the first dude that messaged me asked if i was crispbajablast on twitter. deleting tinder

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rent getting expensive so i put my cat to work.

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first date idea: we both sit on our phones scrolling thru twitter in silence

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u guys are all allowed to be in love w me btw i just wont reciprocate

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This is not up for discussion

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gamer bf and gf who cheers him on

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yeah im a SIMP (Suffering. In so Much Pain)

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what do u mean its not normal to create sexual tension w everyone u ever meet

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if thats ur man why is he under my discussion post saying he “completely agrees” w everything i said

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yea sex is cool but have u ever shuffled a playlist and the exact song u were thinking of plays first

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pee after sex or u’ll get an NFT

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PLS GET FUCKKG VACCINATED IM SOF UCKNG TIRED OF THESE FUCKING ANTIVAXXERS YALL ALREADY HAVE ZERO BRAIN CELLS JUST GET THE STUPIF SHOT

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taylor

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oh yeah, i dyed my hair

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shawty bad, academically

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i dont wanna be horny anymore i wanna be happy

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rate my setup

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ah yes, look what time it is

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“im not getting the vaccine. the government is microchipping us to track our location” ok if ur so worried ab that then why ur bitmoji on snap maps hittin the nae nae rn

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me with a pumpkin lol