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@OptimisticSatyr

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𝕁𝕒𝕤𝕠𝕟 🧸

@OptimisticSatyr

3 years

@bigestaban yes you did. know your worth, king.

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𝕁𝕒𝕤𝕠𝕟 🧸

@OptimisticSatyr

1 year

somebody at amazon fucked up and listed this $1,000 couch for $50 instead of $500 … let’s hope it goes through. I’ll keep you posted.

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i mean… i got charged $50… let’s see if they ship it

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4 years

@tbcstan

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@OptimisticSatyr

2 years

@MayorWheat i think it’s called sleepy

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1 year

@BigKidDinner

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@OptimisticSatyr

5 years

@CaucasianJames kinda finally did it!

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@OptimisticSatyr

4 years

@YahBoyJiraiya my boi Matt

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𝕁𝕒𝕤𝕠𝕟 🧸

@OptimisticSatyr

2 years

yooo my first modeling pictures came back

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𝕁𝕒𝕤𝕠𝕟 🧸

@OptimisticSatyr

5 years

🙅‍♂️🙅‍♂️🙅‍♂️

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@OptimisticSatyr

1 year

@jacklilassassin it’s already fixed :(

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@OptimisticSatyr

4 years

@FlimfloomVEVO sorry it had to be this way, bud. the heart wants what the heart wants 🤷‍♂️

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@OptimisticSatyr

5 years

hitted da pen too hard 😪

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@OptimisticSatyr

1 year

@valkalrie my fingers are crossed but i’m not expecting it to ship

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𝕁𝕒𝕤𝕠𝕟 🧸

@OptimisticSatyr

5 months

can i come over and stare at you like this

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𝕁𝕒𝕤𝕠𝕟 🧸

@OptimisticSatyr

4 months

spot the difference

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@OptimisticSatyr

3 years

@kittynouveau all fun and games until he outsourced the work onto their little sibling like real capitalism

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𝕁𝕒𝕤𝕠𝕟 🧸

@OptimisticSatyr

1 year

god damn i’m so lucky to have this woman in my life

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𝕁𝕒𝕤𝕠𝕟 🧸

@OptimisticSatyr

2 years

who’s your hottest mutual, tag them below

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𝕁𝕒𝕤𝕠𝕟 🧸

@OptimisticSatyr

2 years

how to tell if you’re in a bad relationship: 1) he’s not forklift certified

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𝕁𝕒𝕤𝕠𝕟 🧸

@OptimisticSatyr

3 years

don't get lost in your consciousness

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𝕁𝕒𝕤𝕠𝕟 🧸

@OptimisticSatyr

4 years

twitter really do b a dating site

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𝕁𝕒𝕤𝕠𝕟 🧸

@OptimisticSatyr

5 years

@sharkgirli i could put some taste buds on your tiddies 😳😳

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𝕁𝕒𝕤𝕠𝕟 🧸

@OptimisticSatyr

5 years

short hair 𝓳𝓪𝓼𝓸𝓷 kinda a model tho

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𝕁𝕒𝕤𝕠𝕟 🧸

@OptimisticSatyr

4 months

can i come over and stare at you like this

𝕁𝕒𝕤𝕠𝕟 🧸

@OptimisticSatyr

5 months

can i come over and stare at you like this

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𝕁𝕒𝕤𝕠𝕟 🧸

@OptimisticSatyr

3 years

my christmas present to myself this year. thank you @arrogantkei

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𝕁𝕒𝕤𝕠𝕟 🧸

@OptimisticSatyr

3 years

@bigestaban didn’t get invited to the positivity gc so gotta spread it on the tl

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𝕁𝕒𝕤𝕠𝕟 🧸

@OptimisticSatyr

7 months

in case you were wondering

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𝕁𝕒𝕤𝕠𝕟 🧸

@OptimisticSatyr

2 years

if it’s so wrong (drinking before noon) why does it feel so right??

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𝕁𝕒𝕤𝕠𝕟 🧸

@OptimisticSatyr

4 years

drop a selfie, i wanna see your faces :)

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𝕁𝕒𝕤𝕠𝕟 🧸

@OptimisticSatyr

4 years

how do i get this fucker off my tl

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𝕁𝕒𝕤𝕠𝕟 🧸

@OptimisticSatyr

2 years

@nicolejusttweet not the picture of a cat in their fridge

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𝕁𝕒𝕤𝕠𝕟 🧸

@OptimisticSatyr

2 years

#NewProfilePic

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𝕁𝕒𝕤𝕠𝕟 🧸

@OptimisticSatyr

2 years

i wish girls were real 💔

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@OptimisticSatyr

2 years

gm

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@OptimisticSatyr

5 years

@imjustinrandall @yashar *me whenever i see a dog anywhere ever*

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𝕁𝕒𝕤𝕠𝕟 🧸

@OptimisticSatyr

3 years

just poured the largest bowl of cereal in my life and i’m not even high wtf

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𝕁𝕒𝕤𝕠𝕟 🧸

@OptimisticSatyr

2 years

mustache reveal

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𝕁𝕒𝕤𝕠𝕟 🧸

@OptimisticSatyr

2 years

the tweets i send her vs the tweets she sends me

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𝕁𝕒𝕤𝕠𝕟 🧸

@OptimisticSatyr

3 years

*me, depressed out of my fucking mind* why doesn’t anybody want to be friends with me?

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𝕁𝕒𝕤𝕠𝕟 🧸

@OptimisticSatyr

5 years

@IvyKungu @StnbrkerMly got my nose pierced

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𝕁𝕒𝕤𝕠𝕟 🧸

@OptimisticSatyr

6 months

dadcore

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@IsheyBishy

6 months

let's see a pic of you wearing a hat

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𝕁𝕒𝕤𝕠𝕟 🧸

@OptimisticSatyr

1 year

haircut szn

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@OptimisticSatyr

4 years

@YahBoyJiraiya @ my boi @FlimfloomVEVO

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@OptimisticSatyr

4 years

just a couple of goofy goobers

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@OptimisticSatyr

3 years

it’s been a long lonely december

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@OptimisticSatyr

3 years

@arrogantkei

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𝕁𝕒𝕤𝕠𝕟 🧸

@OptimisticSatyr

7 months

you've heard of shower beer, now get ready for work beer

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𝕁𝕒𝕤𝕠𝕟 🧸

@OptimisticSatyr

2 years

tell my why my friend uses a pack of american spirits as his wallet

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@OptimisticSatyr

5 years

horny for genuine connection

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@OptimisticSatyr

5 years

painted my middle and thumb black because fuck you that’s why

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𝕁𝕒𝕤𝕠𝕟 🧸

@OptimisticSatyr

3 years

happy late birthday to me

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𝕁𝕒𝕤𝕠𝕟 🧸

@OptimisticSatyr

5 years

pussy hairs stuck in my teeth like corn, call that husking her cobb

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@OptimisticSatyr

4 years

:))

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𝕁𝕒𝕤𝕠𝕟 🧸

@OptimisticSatyr

2 years

first date ideas, a thread 🥰

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@OptimisticSatyr

2 years

@kloogans soup is spelled closer to the way soap is pronounced than soap is

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𝕁𝕒𝕤𝕠𝕟 🧸

@OptimisticSatyr

4 years

you told me think about it, well i did

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𝕁𝕒𝕤𝕠𝕟 🧸

@OptimisticSatyr

3 years

thinking ab the time my ranger

𝕁𝕒𝕤𝕠𝕟 🧸

@OptimisticSatyr

3 years

kerchew 👉👉

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𝕁𝕒𝕤𝕠𝕟 🧸

@OptimisticSatyr

5 years

maybe today’s the day?

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2 years

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@OptimisticSatyr

5 years

late night selfie, cause i’m kinda cute 🤷‍♂️

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𝕁𝕒𝕤𝕠𝕟 🧸

@OptimisticSatyr

3 years

@nathanielknows somewhere between ♥️🖤 but it would be immature of me to push my sadness and feelings on everybody else that loves me, so I will just let it resonate

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𝕁𝕒𝕤𝕠𝕟 🧸

@OptimisticSatyr

2 years

need me an ex that will subtweet me so i know she still thinks ab me

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@OptimisticSatyr

1 year

@SpasticTastic13 @justky1018 bros mad bcs he’s ugly lmfao

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𝕁𝕒𝕤𝕠𝕟 🧸

@OptimisticSatyr

3 years

damn why costar gotta say that

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𝕁𝕒𝕤𝕠𝕟 🧸

@OptimisticSatyr

2 years

i am hot why am i single

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@OptimisticSatyr

3 years

@Seanhawk23 @Skweezy

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𝕁𝕒𝕤𝕠𝕟 🧸

@OptimisticSatyr

5 years

@hannaemilyy i care u

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𝕁𝕒𝕤𝕠𝕟 🧸

@OptimisticSatyr

5 years

the face // the dm’s

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𝕁𝕒𝕤𝕠𝕟 🧸

@OptimisticSatyr

5 years

when da squad at the bar without you. no, my invite must have gotten lost in the mail or something, right hah ha

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@OptimisticSatyr

5 years

@FlimfloomVEVO pain city 🌃 population matt 🧑🏼

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@OptimisticSatyr

3 years

posted up on a roof top in down town wby

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𝕁𝕒𝕤𝕠𝕟 🧸

@OptimisticSatyr

2 years

i’d k*ll for this woman

fka TiffanyTrumpVEVO

@Johnatron4000

2 years

Happy Pride to this queen

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@OptimisticSatyr

2 years

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𝕁𝕒𝕤𝕠𝕟 🧸

@OptimisticSatyr

5 years

like this if u want me to give you a cute nickname ☺️

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𝕁𝕒𝕤𝕠𝕟 🧸

@OptimisticSatyr

3 years

😘🥰 i love this woman so much

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𝕁𝕒𝕤𝕠𝕟 🧸

@OptimisticSatyr

2 years

#NewProfilePic

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𝕁𝕒𝕤𝕠𝕟 🧸

@OptimisticSatyr

3 years

idk they all look pretty cool ngl

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𝕁𝕒𝕤𝕠𝕟 🧸

@OptimisticSatyr

4 years

just a couple of goofs bein balls

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𝕁𝕒𝕤𝕠𝕟 🧸

@OptimisticSatyr

2 years

rest easy king. i’ll miss you dad.

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𝕁𝕒𝕤𝕠𝕟 🧸

@OptimisticSatyr

2 years

idk who needs to hear this (me) but don’t go shopping while you’re hungry applies to dating too

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𝕁𝕒𝕤𝕠𝕟 🧸

@OptimisticSatyr

5 years

bed head

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𝕁𝕒𝕤𝕠𝕟 🧸

@OptimisticSatyr

4 years

5 years or whatever

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@OptimisticSatyr

5 months

i don't but here's two costco hot dogs

KC ♛

@nigerianprynce

5 months

ight if you got a pretty face post it

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𝕁𝕒𝕤𝕠𝕟 🧸

@OptimisticSatyr

2 years

idk if i feel better or worse about the fact that my ex left me for somebody that looks like they’d ask you to solve their riddles three

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𝕁𝕒𝕤𝕠𝕟 🧸

@OptimisticSatyr

2 years

visiting my dad in jail

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𝕁𝕒𝕤𝕠𝕟 🧸

@OptimisticSatyr

4 years

🎃 i love you 🎃

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𝕁𝕒𝕤𝕠𝕟 🧸

@OptimisticSatyr

5 years

in case you forgot how fucking cute i am

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𝕁𝕒𝕤𝕠𝕟 🧸

@OptimisticSatyr

2 years

smoking weed and taking an adderal and having them fight to the death inside my body

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𝕁𝕒𝕤𝕠𝕟 🧸

@OptimisticSatyr

2 years

… i’m sorry to inform you…the silly goose allegations are true

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𝕁𝕒𝕤𝕠𝕟 🧸

@OptimisticSatyr

3 years

man, i’ve seen some of ur bf’s…. how tf am i single ???

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𝕁𝕒𝕤𝕠𝕟 🧸

@OptimisticSatyr

3 years

nvm she unfollowed

𝕁𝕒𝕤𝕠𝕟 🧸

@OptimisticSatyr

3 years

if she still follows u after u post ur spotify wrapped… maybe there is a chance

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𝕁𝕒𝕤𝕠𝕟 🧸

@OptimisticSatyr

2 years

who up who wanna cuddle and steal from target w me

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𝕁𝕒𝕤𝕠𝕟 🧸

@OptimisticSatyr

4 years

a year ago today, who want me

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𝕁𝕒𝕤𝕠𝕟 🧸

@OptimisticSatyr

5 years

tried to smile ¯\_(ツ)_/¯ oh well gm

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𝕁𝕒𝕤𝕠𝕟 🧸

@OptimisticSatyr

2 years

she took 5 hours to reply. you best believe i’m going to wait 36 seconds before reply

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𝕁𝕒𝕤𝕠𝕟 🧸

@OptimisticSatyr

5 years

hm... thinkin ab how this could be you.

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