Klaus @Martoh__ Twitter profile

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Klaus

@Martoh__

1 month

Kucollect signatures kwa clubs usiku ndio mrecall a member of parliament is the kind of hatred i love to see and respect #RejectFinanceBill2024

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Huwa inafika point unawacha kufuatilia new music unafocus na the old songs that kept you sane over the years

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1 year

I present to you Pastor Nganga

Fact

@Fact

1 year

The most influential guitarist of all time, according to Rolling Stone magazine, is Jimi Hendrix.

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Ukiwacha kufikiria about better days na uanze kuishi a day at a time utapunguza stress mingi sana ju ata kuna chances you might have lived your better days already

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2 months

Incase the unfortunate happens unaweza fanya hivi upate kazi. It works

Gabby

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2 months

I still can’t believe I voted for William Samoei Ruto. My job is at risk because our company is an international company and the owners are leaving because of taxes 😭😭😭😭

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2 years

42 year old me when my nephew tries to grab the remote

Ochieng🦈

@fanuel__ochieng

2 years

But at 25 haufai kuwa kwa nyumba ya babako

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4 months

Leo ndio mara yangu ya kwanza kuona ngombe imebebwa na farasi

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4 months

1999😂😂. Nkiwa innocent af.

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6 days

Ikifika turn yetu to make a life for ourselves ndio maisha inakuwa ngumu

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@Martoh__

9 months

ᵥₗₐDᵢₘᵢᵣ Bᵢₙ ₗₐDₑₙ

@AndyMaina_

9 months

Wait? They are opening up another Quiver Lounge?

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@Martoh__

3 years

"Buda uski magufuli alimadwa na walami"

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2 years

Career ya Kahush ilianza na ikaisha kama bado tunavaa mask

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@Martoh__

2 months

Watoto wako sai wanatumwa sigara na mwanaume mwingine na uko hapa ukitafuta attention?

@RamzZy’s parody 🐐

@RaMbuzZy_

2 months

You can only say someone died fighting for freedom if freedom is achieved after their death. If it isn’t, call a spade a spade… they were shot by the police and we need to find the cop.

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@Martoh__

9 months

Nimepitia hapo stage ya Kiambu nikaona Kiambu niggas wakinyeshewa wakingoja mat and all i could think of ni venye wanaenda kulishwa ugali cabbage na kisirani by their bitter women. I smiled

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9 months

Nimepitia hapo Odeon nikakumbuka tukinunua chipo 30 bob

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@Martoh__

3 years

Bei ya gas imepanda ukaamua kuunda yako

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3 years

Mko?

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9 months

*receives dm from a woman* Carlton:

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6 months

Haha nilikushow utakuwa guided na meno ikifika 2027 but ni kama i spoke too soon

Kimuzi

@Kimuzi_

6 months

Why are people silent on this? But ikipanda mnaongelea. Kenyans are funny, tunapenda complains tu. Saizi watasema Chinese holiday. Wacha tungoje next week. Nko rada ya dollar ajab.

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Losie 🌹

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1 year

Natalie Tewa aka Wanjiru Githinji ametoka soko 😍😍😍

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9 months

Haha kikuyu women wanablame pombe na ni their bad cooking na toxic behaviours hutuma watu wao kwa ulevi

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@citizentvkenya

9 months

“Hatuna mabwana kwa sababu ya hii pombe,” Irate residents torch four houses belonging to illicit brewers in Molo

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2 years

Central niggas huenda ushago hio siku ya holiday asubuhi

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2 months

Hapo kwa quarter kufika 800 bob ndio wameharibu kila kitu

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2 months

Ujue watu hujua kenye wanafanya. Usibebwe ufala

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@Martoh__

9 months

Nutmeg haikuangi chobo?

little drama boy

@ojimmycee

9 months

Btw why is nutmeg that expensive? I just use it in my sweet dishes, savoury ones, not so much.

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4 months

Haha dem kusema you waited for 2 yrs to get her na wengine walikuwa wanamteka na illicits na bangi is something i wouldn't wish on anyone

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@bhadgurlrih

4 months

My current man started hitting on me in August 2022😭he finally got me in 2024😭lmao good things take time 😂

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@Martoh__

2 years

Haha ni ngumu sana take yourself as an example unakuanga tribal na umesoma

Kimuzi

@Kimuzi_

2 years

Waafrika tukifunguka akili proper wazungu wataona dust. Sisi ni mabeast but hatujui

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6 months

Opening up huwa pointless ju ata after doing so bado ni wewe tu utasolve shida zako. Wouldn't recommend

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4 years

Unafungua baze ya supu unaiita Soupreme Court. A concept

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@Martoh__

5 months

Haha Kiambu niggas lazima mpitie kwa hoteli mkule vizuri kabla muende nyumbani kulishwa vibaya

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@DanSuperdan2

5 months

Nimepata hidden gem ya Kiambu..... hii matumbo yao inaslap

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5 months

Dem kukuwacha ju umesota ni favor anakufanyia

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16 days

Pilau njeri, chapati kurasa and no meat in sight. Definitely a gikuyu wedding

drey

@Dreymwangi

16 days

Marafiki zangu mzidi kuoa ndio sisi drunk uncles tukue tunaget free lunch

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Kiki

@Njoki_Njanja

1 year

Haha..naachwa season ya baridi ikianza... This is cinema 😭😭😭

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@Martoh__

2 years

Mwanaume ukishame mwanaume mwenzako over things they can't control ujue wewe ni mtiaji sana and you belong in the kitchen like your fellow women

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@Martoh__

1 month

Msisahau Catholic leaders walienda state house kwanza before condemning police brutality and visiting those affected by it

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@Martoh__

8 months

Haha baddies hutaka kila kitu isound cool sasa huyu anaita virenje chicken nuggets

Aúdrey🖤🇰🇪

@luckyaudreyy

8 months

Hidden gem chicken nuggets 20 bob each na viazi Karai 5 bob each, Nitasota vibaya sana hii mtaa.

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8 months

Haha kuwa fed na bibi yako cabbage almost a year na bado upatane nayo ushago is the kind of misery i wouldn't wish on anyone. I weep for Kiambu niggas

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8 months

Happy holidays. Mhenga amesema…

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Klaus

@Martoh__

1 month

Ukiangalia hio clique yote wamekuwa offline tangu that treacherous space haha

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@Martoh__

1 year

"Never Date unambitious Man 🤧🤧🤧 mtakula Ugali mayai mpaka mpate malnutrition"

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@Martoh__

4 years

"Kazi ni kuuliza form na ata formula hushiki, kneel down young man"

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@QueenGathoni

4 years

Do you think teachers are giving Trio Mio a hard time in school for being a star?

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1 year

Ule muthoni irregular shaped naona ameni unblock wacha nirudishe ile picha yake flani anirudishe Mexico

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1 year

Kiambu niggas after kuwa na a shitty day na kunyeshewa wanaelekea nyumbani kulishwa ugali cabbage by their toxic assless women. I wouldn't wish such life on anyone

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Klaus

@Martoh__

3 months

Kuna time Ombachi alifanya mpost ugali mayai sana alafu venye alianza challenge ya ugali beef mkaingia mitini

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@Martoh__

7 months

Nimeona Kiambu niggas wanangangania matatu nikacheka sana ju wanaharakisha wakalishwe ugali cabbage na kisirani by their toxic assless women. I wouldn't wish that kind of stockholm syndrome on anyone

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2 years

Mnasema super metro niggas wanashangaa mbona mnateta kuhusu line ya kuregister sim cards

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3 months

Anyways kama wewe ni wa 8-5 na unaishi Thika Rd anza kutoka sai ndio jam ya asubuhi ikupate Ngara

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6 months

Naona secure men mnaambiwa it's okay for your woman to dry hump celebrities na other niggas in the club so long as she goes back home with you. Y'all are better men than me

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@Martoh__

8 days

Hope this helps

Rosalyn🥀

@JustRosalyn

8 days

Men, its okay to open up and talk about your mental health.

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@Martoh__

13 days

Haha hao online protesters unadharau ndio wanafanya nyinyi mko grao mnapatikana haraka kitu ikiwafanyikia by creating awareness

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@Primeandeka

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Hao watu wanabonga mlikua maandamano?

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Klaus

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3 years

The Murayas The Marayas

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4 months

Ukifikiwa na shada haimaanishi ni yako. Hope this helps bruddah

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Klaus

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8 months

Haha ni kitambo nione mtu amevaa corduroy mahn you're really from uthiru

dennis

@AkainuBerbaric

8 months

What's on your feet?

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5 months

Vitu ziko beyond my control siwezi kubali zinisumbue akili

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4 months

Nakuanga ready kujitoa mahali naona ni kama I'm not wanted. Siwezi force

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Klaus

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27 days

Hahaha mmenotice hawa abductees wa gig wamerudi wote time moja?

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Mkubwa ashabonga

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1 year

Hahaha wamerushwa kwa gari moja wasikae na elites

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1 year

Can you Spot @Kotsocha_ke ?

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Klaus

@Martoh__

6 months

Female rizz ni hao kusema uwadinye. No romance no jokes ni kutu tu

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@Martoh__

8 months

Uzuri ulikuwa umewaonea mbali

Kiki

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8 months

Karibu mshukishe self esteem 😭😭😭

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@Martoh__

5 months

Nikiwa mless nilikuwa nalazimishwa na mzazi kudishi kunde, i think hapo ndio nilijulia kuunda taxin ju hio kitu haikuwa inamezeka

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Klaus

@Martoh__

9 months

Haha kama your friends wanaweza influence how you make life changing choices you have some growing up to do

Ritaliciousss🧸🍭

@bhadgurlrih

9 months

Ukieza pata a good paying job out of Nairobi na ni promising with good job security unaeza acha your friends and the city to chase the money!

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1 year

To whom it may concern

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2 years

Heheheh

liz ♡

@__mras

2 years

kikuyu men>>

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4 months

Huyo jamaa amekuja kwa mtandao kuhard launch malaya akidhani ni hidden gem. Nimecheka vibaya sana hahaha

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1 year

Kumbe pia Osama alipikiwa

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5 months

Alafu usiwai sahau you're always on your own

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5 months

Anyway usiwai sahau the only person who gives a damn about you is you. You're always on your own

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Usiwai kubali kukosewa heshima ata kama huna pesa. Kiburi muhimu

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29 days

Hahaha naisha

Davji Bhimji Atellah

@Davji

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Dear Kenyans, Reports circulating to the effect that #OccupyMoH has been suspended is false. The union handle has been compromised and we are trying our best to gain control of it and clean. We must overhaul the system including those that have hacked the union handles. We

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9 months

Hope this helps

mokorino

@kimondio_

9 months

Mlisema ikifika hapa ni semis?

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@Martoh__

8 months

Haha dem anakuwacha anaendea mtu ako na generational wealth na wewe unadhani she'll come back to you because you had something "special"

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@Martoh__

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Hao watu wamezoea kupea mamorio wao gigs hadi siku ya abductions ni mamorio wao tu walipewa gig ya kupotea

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@Martoh__

7 months

Kupata nimesafishwa electronics, lappy na gas is not how i expected my day to end. I hate this year already

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@Martoh__

2 years

Haha amedelete. I wouldn't wish this on anyone

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@Martoh__

1 month

Kitu inaudhi hawa watu ni venye wamejaribu all types of methods ya kudivide youth na imekataa #RutoMustGo

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@Martoh__

4 months

Nikianza kushika pesa vizuri lazima nilipishe the suffering I've had

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@Martoh__

3 years

Hii record imekuwa achieved na watu wengi masaa ya curfew

Ezra

@EZRAwaCHELSKI

3 years

Wait, Omanyala managed to do 100 meters in under 10 seconds? For a Kenyan athlete that's truly special.

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@Martoh__

3 years

He crawled so that mianooooo and shirleen would walk nothing but leadership🐐🐐🐐

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@Martoh__

1 month

Msisahau church leaders walikaa meza moja na huyu jamaa to agree whatever he says after ametuma polisi waue watu

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@Martoh__

3 years

Kimuzi kabla atoke kwa nyumba huwa anaangalia picha ya ruto anatoa meno zote nje akismile alafu anatoka

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koki🫧

@mianomag

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Never met a kikuyu man w Rizz😭😭 like ??

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@Martoh__

3 years

Wambui

@Wambui_Okhalo

3 years

@YouLoveLeona Broke men after saving for centuries 😂😂😂😂

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@Martoh__

1 year

Hope this helps

 Gee Kadere 🇰🇪

@Gee_Muri

1 year

@edgarobare Upuzi!

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@Martoh__

1 year

Hope this helps

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@Martoh__

9 months

Haha unakaa female kuwamocho

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Klaus

@Martoh__

7 months

Haha mnaambiwa msicompare your lives na your peers like you're supposed to ignore watu mligrow nao pamoja wakianza kuendesha magari na wewe unapiga seti kwa nganya ukiwa jaba. Lmao sio rahisi

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6 months

Mtaona bad gurl ruiru akisema "i didn't even know i was a squirter" ndio amalize koigi wa nginyo

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@Martoh__

3 years

*Hi my name is Kilundeezy from twitter i came to see Rodgers Kipembe*

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@Martoh__

3 years

Hahahaha wewe uliandika poem

SHANKI👑

@ShankiAustine

3 years

Huyo jamaa wa kuandikiana ngoma is a disgrace to his clan. What an embarrassment

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@Martoh__

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Huyo jamaa anapeana kazi kama gig za tl

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@Martoh__

2 months

Zakayo ameharibu economy hadi Sueh akaanza kuSew #RejectFinanceBill2024

Owino Sueh

@OwinoSueh

2 months

I hope my husband likes it 🤞🏾

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@Martoh__

1 year

Kitu gym niggas hawasemangi ni how much you'll be eating ukianza kuwa serious na zoezi

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@Martoh__

3 months

We understand

Ezra

@EZRAwaCHELSKI

3 months

So because Kimani Mbugua has a photo with Mollage it means they slept together? Have u slept with every woman u took a pic with? Besides, Kimani is mentally disturbed & under the influence, he can't even be tried in a court of law. Anything he says should be treated as gibberish.

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