Lol kuna beste yangu he went to bail his girl out, she said alishikwa akikunywa late hours.
Kufika stenje the cops ask him, if he really wants to bail her out. He asks why?...
They tell him she was arrested for having sex with another man in public kwa gari๐คฃ๐คฃ๐คฃ๐คฃ
Weh I'm about to do a thread of how bolt drivers are getting hacked , then unakuta you have been robbed. It was about to happen to me again today . The driver nimepata ndo ameniambia what exactly happens.
At least Willis admitted to Gastric Bypass ๐๐๐
Annerlisa made us believe she lost this weight in 6 months. And came back selling a diet App ๐ ๐ ๐ ๐
Progress. Do what makes you happy. Invest in yourself more and more. You are worth it. You suffer alone and so you are the only one who knows. Celebrate yourself and take care of yourself. You only have one you.
R.I.P ๐
Thanks for the RTs, we tried our level best ๐๐๐๐๐
He was an Uber driver huku Salem, people posing as clients murdered him this week, wakarusha mwili huku Fedha ๐๐๐ The car is yet to be traced ๐๐๐
Maybe I'm being harsh, but anyone who can allegedly afford a land rover discovery, shouldn't be online begging their followers to part ways with the small small money they have....
Huwa mnabebwa ufala sana na Instagram influencers!!!
And the man was also arrested but he paid his own bail, and refused to pay her and left her there ๐คฃ๐คฃ๐คฃ
My pal just left her huko and broke up with her...
Lol hamtaki wamama wapate family planning
Hamtaki pia kulea watoto when they get pregnant
Hamtaki pia kutumia condoms when fucking
In conclusion men should just date each other ๐คทโโ๏ธ๐คทโโ๏ธ๐คทโโ๏ธ๐คทโโ๏ธ๐คทโโ๏ธ๐คทโโ๏ธ
Nick ako na type kweli??? Kiguta, Naima na Wanjeri are all extremely different.
Mmoja ni matiti kubwa, mwingine ni giraffe huyo mwingine amestunya... Rada???๐ญ๐ญ๐ญ๐ญ๐ญ
I'm job hunting, any leads on anything Marketing please let me know, I've reached a point asking for help is no shame. Just send me job openings I will apply. And leave the rest to God.
Atleast I tried. Hopefully the coffee kicks in before reality does.
#IkokaziKE
Mlisema uptown Mtu Pombe- With a Mwanya, is allowed to be rude na kuwabongesha shonde, coz he doesn't drink keg nor tweet in kiswahili? ๐คฃ๐คฃ๐คฃ๐คฃ
Just from an interview whereby I got head hunted from LinkedIn lol.
I just changed my profile by watching enough videos on YouTube on how to reach potential recruiters, tweaked alot of keywords and it worked.
Anyway whether I get it or not, I got a lot of psyche to keep trying
Weh kuna blogger ameendewa na karau hadi Nakuru to be arrested coz he went on Tiktok to slut shame Azziad then he leaked her phone number ๐โโ๏ธ๐โโ๏ธ๐โโ๏ธ๐โโ๏ธ๐โโ๏ธ๐โโ๏ธ๐โโ๏ธ๐โโ๏ธ๐โโ๏ธ๐โโ๏ธ๐โโ๏ธ
On Twitter spaces you always continually embarrass kamba men by being 50yr old and sounding like a 3yr old toddler, Juu hujavunja sauti. You constantly insult darkskin women, I'm sure coz they remind you of your mother. No wonder you abuse women young enough to be your daughters.
Out of curiosity: Why was Eric Omondi recording his girlfriend having a miscarriage for Instagram Content Creation??
Kuna vitu so traumatising & private I wouldn't like to keep coming online to rewatch tbh ๐คทโโ๏ธ๐คทโโ๏ธ๐คทโโ๏ธ๐คทโโ๏ธ๐คทโโ๏ธ๐คทโโ๏ธ
Red flag ni wewe;
1. Wewe ni mlevi
2. Uko round kama kahippo
Kusettiwa standards na anatumika Nairobi kusample changaa for a living is nasty business. Ni kama Malaya wa Luthuli kukuambiwa yeye hudinywa kempinski. Enda gym akili ifunguke kidogo, imejaa mafuta.
Difference yako na DCI Juja, is that you can afford a 4 burner cooker and non-stick pans while he cannot.
Otherwise chasing clout with horrible food you are both runners up.
Watu wa UDA as long as ulijaza Google docs ilisema submit your government name, phone number and account link . Account yako ilisonga but wadosi wetu nothing happened ๐ญ๐ญ๐ญ๐ญ๐ญ๐ญ๐ญ๐ญ๐ญ๐ญ๐ญ
0743309244 is the number calling me, threatening me to delete this tweet or he will not pay me...
I told you it's chess not checkers, game on Solomon!!!!!!
If you know the owners of Cocorico Night club in Mirema Drive, tell them to pay me money I spent in November 2022.
I'm tired of being ignored yet I have invoices proving they owe me money for work done !!!!
Lol 5people made my day today ๐น๐น๐น๐น
Ati aki lala anakumbuka account iko suspended ana amka ku tuma another appeal ๐น๐น๐น๐น๐น๐น๐น๐น
I told y'all Sakaja wasn't telling the truth.
Bidii Primary school, is yet to get those 5 bob lunches. A parent told me yesterday hata waliiambiwa it should be 20 bob per day plus 10bob ya break.
Mind you Bidii was to provide lunch for 7 more primary schools huku Eastlands.
Lol never seen you tweet anything positive about a woman you like. Always dislikes.
Naona Mungu akupatie clay, you just mold your ideal woman ๐น๐น๐น Tumechoka kusoma hizi tweets aise ๐ ๐ ๐ ๐
So usiku be careful don't use bolt app, it's been compromised. Your request is being seen by various drivers . Uber is the best option juu atleast hutaskia kesi kama hizi
8 suspensions: I doubt I'll remember all
Locking students in a class usiku, leading a strike, lesbianism, stealing food kwa staffroom, hitting a teacher, lateness ... Can't recall the rest
I'm never one to advise men, but if you are fucking a woman who is obsessed with watching couples vlogs on YouTube and following couples on Instagram and TikTok, know your relationship is already doomed.
In her own head she's already crafted this idea of how you should treat her
lol yaani i have been phoneless for 2 months ๐คฃ๐คฃ๐คฃ๐คฃ๐คฃ
And to make matters worse i know the thief. The same man who has been stealing my phones (plural) since last year, my ex.
That man, ile karma inamngoja ,inafanya burpees huko mbuinguni. Anyway good fuckin riddance .
Peddling your pal around to your other pal's boyfriend soliciting for a threesome but we should believe that all you are looking for is a sushi eating buddy. Cool
Kumbe since last year , there has been a hacking, two people can access the same bolt account. So if you aren't careful or drinking, you'll go with the guy who wasn't requested by the bolt app.
That's how they Rob you. He has warned me bolt app is extremely unsafe to use uber
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So juzi I lost my phone, wallet and power bank in a bolt cab. I was with my boy . We called the driver akatupea number ya next passenger ati he found my things ni yeye ako nazo. Which was weird why would a passenger take my things and not give the driver ?
This coming from a man who DMs ma dem under 18 and pays those over to come see him ๐น๐น๐น๐น๐น
Alafu begs for hand jobs ๐ญ๐ญ๐ญ๐ญ Naisha ๐น๐น๐น๐น๐น๐น