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Spicy takes you didn’t ask for. CEO of Mandalore. Offensive guy

Tennessee, USA
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@arabatman_ Introducing fentanyl to a third world country via the water supply
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@babishaaq @Sprinter99800 I see 0 countries of significance
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@ChamBoxing Equal rights equal lefts
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@AbuHafsah1 That’s a terrorist buddy
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@ATGcast @elonmusk please get this garbage and all sequel related trash off my feed thank u sir
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@WookOfficial Somehow Palpatine is alive
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@picotop i will not tell you how much i make that is rude. however there will be signs
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@magnum_lol The tagged insta pics is where the truth always hides
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@CramerTracker whoever bookmarked this i will sue you
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@thedownliner @jacksonhinklle North Korea has elections too. Kim wins 100% of the vote every cycle.
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@CramerTracker This has been a startup idea of mine for years. A job search engine for companies likely to offer severance packages
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@HarrisonKrank @ScottMGreer American exceptionalism.
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@brdwchisbldeagl @_Gnarsenic Because the guy is a G
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@SWCozyCoffee Straight forward? No. Over Rey? Yes.
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@picotop Damn i ain’t Michelin star rich
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@MarioNawfal Couple of passes by an A-10 would brrrrttt this problem away
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@RyanMorse33 @RampCapitalLLC Volume-Weighted “On god fr” Price
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@hegelenjoyer @EndWokeness What’s your point here? Whites are around 75% of the US population. According to your chart, ~50% of mass shootings in the US are perpetrated by Whites. In other words, every other race disproportionately commits more mass shootings “per capita” than Whites.
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@JoshuaPHilll Dude that’s like 45k gross. Absolutely nothing.
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@GrahamAllen_1 There is absolutely no way even an accounting major would substitute replacement cost for net book value. Wow the blatant lies
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@corey_lanum @AlecStapp Tourism as the main source of income. Gotta keep the tourists safe
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@XDarthThunderX @BobaFettLEGEND @ComCodyCC2224 @MariamSkywalker @MentorSkywalker @PadawanOfChrist @Plokool811 @ElsaCristinaC @DarthHamill @QuiGonJenna @Mikolaj_JK With the above scenario it’s obviously KOTOR, but you can make the decision much more difficult. Add Bane, Revan (full story), pick your Mara Jade & Talon Karrde storylines, Starkiller, and it gets dicey.
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@unusual_whales Yeah every inch of that place is recorded and analyzed 24/7. Honestly not finding a culprit is wayyyy worse for PR. Because now it was Hunter
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@DailyLoud this is gonna be a wild comments section
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@SBA_Matthias @sweatystartup @amazon @patagonia if i was paid 60k i’d do the exact same thing…
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@Coliseum1722 @sfchronicle This is the only instance where I support cancel culture. Find her @Vindog56
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@sunny051488 @USTechWorkers i do something similar and literally taught myself everything i know from google. now one of 4 big firms can’t believe those clowns have degrees in this. i guess they’re all back office off-shored crap anyways
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@TimThorson2 @JonSchweppe @JackPosobiec If anyone in history has the following to launch a successful 3rd party, it’s trump
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@unusual_whales 32 ACT 2.2 GPA squad rise up!!!
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@bradiscus Nashville edition: Biggest risk I’ve ever taken.. moving to nashville! (literally the least risky thing you can do) Favorite drink.. espresso martinis!!! You should *not* go out with me if.. you hate dogs 🤢 (has a golden doodle that shits everywhere)
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@PeteTheGreek13 @stoolpresidente I do and I’ve never heard of her
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@ColeWedell @ChamBoxing My father’s net worth is higher than all of your ancestors’ wealth combined & adjusted for inflation
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@EvilVizier which one is battle seasoned?
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@rebel_faithful They just played golf lol of course they’re wearing hats. Someone didn’t get a bid
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@SWCozyCoffee Nah probably that dude selling death sticks
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@greg_price11 @ComfortablySmug I’m savoring the absolute bliss off all these woke & tech layoffs. No I don’t care about their families
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@SWCozyCoffee Only two there are. No more, no less.
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@Rpeters75 @man7186 @rezaaslan umm.. most normal people do not have this fantasy
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@3YearLetterman @danushman @piersmorgan @Adele This man had obviously never been to the catfish buffet in Shellman, GA.
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@michelle_crypto @elonmusk Yeah lady, wait until quantum computing enters the chat in about 5 years
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@NickAdamsinUSA Travis Kelce literally made Taylor Swift
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@trevjev Bro I’ve lived in Nashville for 4 years it’s nauseating how much ppl worship him
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@Culture_Crit Ahem. How was THIS built???
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@shoe0nhead We need the asteroid I mean Jesus Christ
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@mugshawtys I’m not sure what the problem is
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@GoodGoodJudy_ @HotFreestyle @IAMATHLETEpod A Ford Taurus. Greatest model Gerald Ford ever invented
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Finally out of the hospital. That was one hell of a way for my dad to make me quit smoking cigs. Be back in the braj soon
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@charliekirk11 It’s 2023 bro everyone is high
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@o2bnobx @GOP Even the Kurds have jobs. Great job @realDonaldTrump !
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Starting a fund for online gambling. 2-20 fees. Looking for angel investors. IPO date scheduled for June @RampCapitalLLC
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@Pouyalilpou Elon Pupsk
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@mike27356894 @InternetH0F Everyone gets one epic revenge in their life. It feels so good
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@phlezk @Bitboy_Crypto He didn’t. Bitboy won’t post proof. Plus real estate transactions are public info
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@jesuschrista__ turn the AC on
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@mattxiv Buddy I thought we were past judging appearances in like 2012
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@sw_holocron i was hoping for george lopez
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@Val_Voshchevska I reckon they made em
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Great insight Ashton @ash_shelby
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@Imlaurencompton “I’ll take things that didn’t happen for $1,000”
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@RAMCYZKMYSELF @TrackInflation I have a good friend who literally did this, but to 20mm. Then down to 4mm and quit.
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@AnnoriTaroki @JackPosobiec my vote is for firing squad. much cheaper
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@aj_scifi @onewiththegif Nah it’s the Mustafar duel if not solely due to subtleties. Anakin tries to use the same strike he used to beat Dooku, but Obi-Wan blocks it. Obi-Wan then defeats Anakin because of the parallels to the Maul fight. Except Obi-Wan had the high ground and had devised a counter
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@Saucychain @litcapital espresso martinis and cocaine?
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Not really sure what happened last night
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@ColeWedell @The_lnitiative @ChamBoxing Walter Jr Breaking Broke lookin ass
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@CovidNoGood @unusual_whales They’re the Speaker of the House
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@sxvixn @DailyLoud i mean facts but they’ll say destruction of public property
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@SebGorka Eric Charmander!
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Mom is trying to cut me off after 3 mimosas and I'm like yo I haven't even started pre gaming yet
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Gonna miss you brother. L&R
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@The__Ria I mean look at their first lineup. Everyone thought it was a scam because of how absurd it was
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@GeebMinister @skidy_jay if we can use the retard word again then we’re so back
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@BlackZues79 @hegelenjoyer @EndWokeness I’m sorry do you know how math works?
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@stoolpresidente Layups appear to be the most difficult shot in women’s basketball
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@ashenky0 @arabatman_ Is up. It’s Gucci Mane the G
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@bostonchips @unusual_whales You aren’t valuable to society if you’re from Boston bud
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@SWCozyCoffee Thrawn oh wait he’s was so sick he became canon
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@rohitt4ever @babishaaq @Sprinter99800 It ain’t significant either
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@MarioNawfal WHERES HUNTER
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@leadlagreport @GRDecter My CFA, CAIA buddy has this to say about your QE call
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@maisysredarmy @3YearLetterman @elonmusk America is the oldest world in the country. Look it up
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It's called "Gorilla Glue" because Harambe was the glue that held this country together
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