Kringle @MaleWaitress Twitter profile

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Kringle

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3 months

@DAVIDPLEASESTOP If you ain’t bust after 15 seconds it’s time to shift back into first gear bro you got more gas in the tank

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@ImNotOwned Thank you for defending chipotles honor O Brave One

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10 months

@squirtstain user squirtstain youve wasted your prime suffering years. you can only ruin yourself at 19 once

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5 months

Toast

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The way he ate her the hell up he look legit asf

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@nes_meshn0 the only thing that bulldozer crushed was that waist #snatched

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5 months

@vampiric_shirin Join my serfdom

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6 months

@squirtstain its the schematics at the end that ties it all together

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5 months

@ImNotOwned "harass" and its holding a phone in front of employees already working in full 360 CCTV

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11 months

game of the year #LethalCompany

🍵Yo Soy Elly🍵

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11 months

Im crying dawg this game really is just this meme

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@MixedmusicTrash @DAVIDPLEASESTOP Can you not feel when you’re about to cum? Have you had a death grip for so long there’s just no sensation? Embarrassing

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11 months

@areyoufuckingfr got nervous and fumbled. many such cases

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10 months

@AlexLikesShows im honestly disgusted and vaguely horrified by how well you drew the gang

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5 months

@ww1wigga This killin me 😭

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1 year

@greenTetra_ its becoming increasingly obvious that the average american holds beliefs simply out of what mildly inconveniences them

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3 months

@WeedMaxxer uglygaycel posting SLOP on the timeline the old fashioned way, goes triple platinum

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1 year

@waziot oh my fucking god COOOKED

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5 months

@BrosephSZN @ImNotOwned Yeah notice how that’s not what’s happening in the video

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6 months

@ayafuckwad its been 15 years and we still got homestuck fans who havent read homestuck

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4 months

@caulksleeve the liberal glow

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1 year

@yaqobhyndes I tried generating yakub prompts and it kept spitting out white scientists. Had me fuming. Show me my creator.

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11 months

@weeks____ firehouse subs save me. firehouse subs save me

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9 months

@CLOWNSKISS This is like seeing a buddy from your middle school working at a supermarket now as a grown man.

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4 months

@sosawagon I know they’re trying hard as hell not to laugh

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5 months

@waffloesH its actually insane how fast he gets up to complete the luigi pose

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6 months

@willsgardevoir why are we falling for bait

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6 months

@HStwtanonymous Do you guys even like the comic? Do you just click through looking at the pictures

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10 months

@squirtstain Never had an original feeling before

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4 months

@badnarrator_ Tweet so like I had to good twice

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10 months

@catinakimono666 @spamvilyaoi_ i can see why their relationship was strained their kid annoying asf 😭😭

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5 months

@BrosephSZN @ImNotOwned I work food industry I just don’t keel over at the sight of a phone

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2 months

@NextGenRed @oneunderscore__ the walz horse cum rumor is so weird like youll never be as funny as vance fucking a couch

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9 months

imagine someone QRTing you calling you ugly n it gets 200k likes oml

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9 months

y’all ugly af lmfaoo

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5 months

@brycecarringto5 When u get downed it tells “help me!”

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10 months

@swagboywife Omg Devon

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4 months

@hongebob its so funny Oceania servers have this crazy conduit meta even though its D tier at best everywhere else.

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1 year

@sexwithuruncle Frankie Macdonald if he was evil

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9 months

@CLOWNSKISS I’m sick to my fucking stomach. They’re so old now. The arrow of time fucking GOT them

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3 months

@SalamiiWas2ken Ywnbabb

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8 months

@DreadedJai oh my fucking god bruh

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7 months

@GeebMinister Literally the hardest part of this challenge is enduring 9 innings of baseball

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1 year

@phollowmeputa @ledumb_deep you weird as fuck

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5 months

@Mithra_Is_Fine @julesucks1 i like how its wildly successful wherever it's implemented but people hate it solely off vibes

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1 year

@I_Am_CyberSmith @SAMOYEDCORE blowing up a civilian hospital

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8 months

@TASPatriot @schizarella no community note! elon agrees LOTT is a traitor!

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1 year

@PhilipPearl1 @yaelbt he died instantly after doing nothing of value. Mashallah his life was a waste.

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2 months

@throwawaypt2 he had a real freak n blew it. hes gonna wake up in a cold sweat in about 15 years over this

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11 months

@hamsterluvr502 and he right

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6 months

@h3xenbrenner2 look how calm the crab his. doesnt panic. knows what 2 do. feel for the top lip. quick squeeze. escape. a man of action. someone who knows how to get shit done and not make it someone elses fucking problem

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4 months

@Drexxel1996 @sosawagon what if you whisper balls to the other guy beforehand tho ever consider that

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5 months

Toy Story is a classist tale that “punches down,” portraying Sid (rough childhood, definitely getting molested) as innately evil for his creative treatment of inanimate objects. Andy, meanwhile, is lauded for forming cherished memories around consumer brands

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@JubileeJune69 Let me know when you start reading the comic and not just jerking off to the pictures

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3 months

@nepetapiIIed It’s basically giving me a freaking bonor

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5 months

@countindraculas Literally all of hstwt😭

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11 months

@CauzHxvoc @AnimeSerbia blue checkmark falling for bait. like a moth to a flame

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11 months

@DevonSelfies worst part of this video is when you realize it probably wasnt even over a toilet

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3 months

@wromgycks so close! its spelt "davekat"!

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3 months

@Tsuchino2 @DAVIDPLEASESTOP dont tell me the limits of my own body. im a freak of nature

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11 months

@fractalcounty noooo but my heckin icebergarinos!!!! how will i get my slop without wendigoon??

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5 months

@DildoGaggins89 builds character (just not sheds)

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3 months

@WeedMaxxer i just got done with two semesters of french and youre the only crouton i know so im taking my rage out on you

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3 months

@Nemonemson um havent you heard? anything other than davekat is proship

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6 months

@ellie_elizabet this post sent womens rights back 15 years dawg 😭

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@percuxi0nz They’re gonna say vriska but it’s really about rose

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3 months

@newc0rpse you guys were getting paid?

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Kringle

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1 year

They say every scar tells a story. Unfortunately for my old chair each one of its scars represents a time I got really mad at overwatch and started attacking it with a knife

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@holycalamashit @JubileeJune69 "dave is a foil to john" has to be bottom 5 takes ever

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11 months

VERIFIED GOONER

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10 months

@offdensenwife oh my god the vivzie pop jokes wernt exaggerating she really cant go 3 lines without a 'fuckin'

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1 year

@PhilipPearl1 @yaelbt hey at least i didnt LARP as a militant for a genocidal apartheid and get my head blown off like a retard the SECOND i faced combat LOLLLLL.

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3 months

@Acheetooo hes italian actually

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@JubileeJune69

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8 months

@sajados2 @immovableAutism year of our lord 2024 and you aint done thats on u

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9 months

@I_Am_CyberSmith hm. Freudian slip methinks. the mask is falling

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10 months

@EpicMasterChief come on man

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11 months

"god i really wished i could have a transformative and life altering 39 seconds" - you, probably the reanimated Aqua Teen intro:

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@CLOWNSKISS many such cases

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7 months

@ghostopal_ any discussion of dave past 2016

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1 year

@catgirlTrick its been a while but wasnt he controlled by aranea? i thought he was going mad from lack of green slop and would only settle down when aranea mind controlled him

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9 months

@I_Am_CyberSmith you occasionally do heroin?

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8 months

@ChildoftheDorn @GeebMinister Why is Ian’s liver doing the Roblox face

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1 year

🧵thread of unclaimed usernames for really annoying people to use @/brapcel @/ogremaxxing @/boyfiecunt @/cunnywarrior1488 @/hitlerboysmell @/twinkrape @/loliguts will continue to update this

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Kringle

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3 months

@hal9000fanboy BGD IS A SPLINTER OF DIRK IN THE MAIN COMIC. HS2 BGD IS A MANIFESTATION OF JAKES HOPE POWERS

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@MaleWaitress

10 months

@PL4GU3D0CT0RR_ idk how to explain it but the vriska pesterquest sprites look really good in a vacuum but really bad as an 'official' rendition of the character also why r her horns doing the mickey mouse ears

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Tattooing a fake anus on my taint to confuse and bewilder would-be rapists giving me amble time to make my escape

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