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@SalamiiWas2ken

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she/they/it | i made that one webcomic @HEMOSWAPPED | programmer, animator, writer, and occasionally a musician | derse dreaming, mindbound

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Joined March 2024
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follow me by the way
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tiktok cannot be a real app
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not much more to say on the matter
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this panel pisses me off
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this panel pisses me off
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jamie salamii (hemo SWAPPED💜)
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i think everyone in the homestuck fandom should be classpected in according to the one classpecting doc instead of shitty quizzes or rough estimations i guarantee you the number of time players will drop to like 8
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no further comment
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@MaleWaitress insane levels of hemophobia
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no further comment
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why does diane in bojack season 6 look like aranea
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i feel like a fucking fantroll because of my desktop
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jamie salamii (hemo SWAPPED💜)
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i spent three hours on this.
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@stridersword
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yeah stuffs just been a little odd latelyHOLY SHIT IS THAT GOKU CEREAL?????
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i used to run a parody account with 1k followers
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YUP THIS IS HIS PARODOX CLONE !!!!!
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@anonstuck STRAIGHT HARRY ANDERSON EGBERT IM HOWLING LOOK AT HIM 😭😭😭👵😭😭
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can u fucking cut that out........
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@brostinker
Bro ★. ٭
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@anonstuck Why no one hating? Your oc is ugly as hell.
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THIS GUY GOT A HEMOSWAPPED APP 😭😭😭😭😭
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jamie salamii (hemo SWAPPED💜)
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@Inked_Wing @kelina1080 they didn't even trace.....? they also weren't harassing you, they just told you that they didn't copy. this feels like blatant abuse of art fight systems. even the art fight moderators said that it wasn't breaking rules.
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in all honesty i can't remember what prompted me to make this one
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jamie salamii (hemo SWAPPED💜)
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@chudinflation this is only semi-related, but i swear that he was trying to like climb the hstwt ladder. he only cared about people when they were famous or talented, for example, he only started talking to me when troll pilgrim started blowing up, and he only talked to moss when she was on
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hairo every other episode in saiki k season 1:
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i have to come out about my classpect i'm not a prince of heart i'm a green of heart
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check this shit
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fun trainwreck fact: jamlar was right behind the door and no-one knew
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@TRAINWRECKCOOL
TRAINWRECK
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Hello! Our official announcement for this anniversary is: An official Trainwreck Epilogue coming to an MSPFA near you very soon! Starring (at first) never-before seen unused pages written by Casey, Nick and Lily!
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they're saying this as if i'm not outspoken about the genocide i retweet things about it and you can see that if you scroll down on my profile literally like three times you're just using that for your own benefit to attempt to paint me as a shitty person get off the internet
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hit xeet
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DUDE THE PORN BOTS ARE FUCKING JUMPING ME RN
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dude 😭😭😭😭😭😭
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SO MANY PEOPLE FELL FOR THIS I SHOULDVE MADE IT MORE OBVIOUS THAT IT WAS FAKE 😭😭😭😭😭💔
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check this shit
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reupload on the thread of siri because rainbowbutters got sussed and siri is trying to come back @/streetarts1r1 (plus some new stuff) (1/12)
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here's a little version of myself. i want you to have this.
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@nocontexthousem is that elon musk 😭😭😭😭😭
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@ihearttoadette mixels are the worst thing literally ever
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YES IT FUCKING DOES DUDE EVERY TIME I SEE A FANTROLL IT TELLS ME "change the blood color" THAT IS GENUINELY ALWAYS MY FIRST THOUGHT WHEN I SEE FANTROLLS NOW
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noncon incest and porn of minors is bad and if you like that don't interact with me thanx
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ugh i dont like arguing with these people because its literally talking to a brick wall but >"how is pav a proshipper" >presented with evidence of them being a proshipper >"erm actually it doesnt affect anyone and its just a drawing!!!!!!!!"
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jamie salamii (hemo SWAPPED💜)
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dear "dual dreamers" if youre a dual dreamer then explain why sollux and mitunas sign is linked to derse lunar sway and why they act like dersites and why there is nothing about dual dreamers in the entire extended zodiac checkmate liberals
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hstwt: hey guys incest noncon and porn of kids is bad Those twitter users: YOU'RE A TRANSPHOBE YOU'RE A TRANSMISOGYNIST GRRRR YOU'RE TARGETING EXCLUSIVELY TRANS WOMEN YOU'RE EVIL EVIL EVIL (that being said doxxing pavizi BAD, do not dox people ever. it is also highly illegal)
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homestuck twitter is so much more enjoyable when i ignore drama and just live in my own little world yall gotta try this sometime
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@anonstuck
Homestuck Anonymous
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Guys you need to hear me out. I need to know if I'm cooking. Prospit dreamers are puppyboys/girls/theythems Derse dreamers are catboys/girls/theythems and both (ej sollux) are bunnyboys/girls/theythems..
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Are You Kidding
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oh that's a jane crocker daily account posting the art of someone who draws noncon incest and porn of underaged characters
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been watching bojack horseman for the first time what the fuck goes on
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here's something i was literlaly just about to post last night before i got sussed
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do not interact ever dni goes both ways and if being a normal person who doesn't like incest and pedophilia (fictional or otherwise) then i am the biggest anti ever go away
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iii see yσu gσt the extra whiiiped cream iiin there, huh? yeah.. yummers. guess yσu wanted to cram iiin as much fat fuck as pσssiiible huh. .. d¡d ¡ do soMeth¡ng wrong??
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HOW DOES RAY GET IN CONTACT WITH ALL OF THESE PEOPLE. HOW DOES EVERYONE ON THE INTERNET HATE HIM. HE IS **IP BANNED** FROM PESTERCHUM AND HE'S THE REASON PESTERCHUM DOESN'T ALLOW VPNS ANYMORE. HOW DOES HE DO IT. I DON'T GET THIS
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Ray Is Anti LGBT And Proud THERE I DID IT NOW SHUT UP YOU STUPID JEW UGH!!!!! 😡😡😡😡
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i just realized that i do not owe anyone anything and i can just go private and ignore all of the proshippers and live in my own little buble
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i learned to flicker goon
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you guys think theyre gonna believe this?
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@chudinflation trying to all apologetic and shit when hes saying this behind closed doors rn😭😭😭😭😭
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@exotic12Flowers
ive bid farewell.
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hometuck fandom so small anyone with more than 100 twitter followers knows everyone else its insane
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these people think i'm a fuckin genie or somethin 😭😭😭😭😭
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if you're arguing with someone and the only response they can mutter is "womp womp" you won
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you guys like my sbahj fantrolls their names are sweeet berooo and hellaa jeifff
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a plague is spreading around hstwt because everyone here is a moron 😭😭😭😭😭
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IRFAN IS ACTUALLY SO TINY WHAT THE FUCK 😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭
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homestuck is so nice i love that the writers made aranea and meenah get together and left vriska out of the picture and left her quadrants empty
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i block freely
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interesting...
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if someone doesn't like you i don't think you should go into their dms and pester them going "WHY DONT YOU LIKE ME YOU HAVE NO VALID REASON NOT TO LIKE ME YOU SHOULD LIKE ME I NEVER DID ANYTHING WRONG TO YOU"
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did anyone else notice this?
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am i the only one who thinks "normal4normal" is kinda weird like i get that it's dogging on incest weirdos, but like. 'normal4normal' as if t4t is inherently abnormal?
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i'm in vc and two of my friends are getting together and one of them keeps going "wait wait wait she doesn't like me..." AFTER SHE KEEPS SAYING THAT SHE LIKES HIM ROMANTICALLY THESE PEOPLE ARE MORONSSSS
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my favorite house md / mean girls headcanon is that regina george moved to new jersey after the events of mean girls, became a doctor, and transitioned to become dr gregory house
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does anyone remember this panel where doc scratch freaked the fuck out and caused a random explosion
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awesome fanart by cejjy
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hstwt fun as hell when i ignore everyone else you guys fw this shirt i wore to the mall
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i walked into a store with it on and one of the employees was like "so is that like..... a homestuck shirt?" and i got so embarrassed that i just scurried out of the store 😭😭😭😭😭 i can never return
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hstwt fun as hell when i ignore everyone else you guys fw this shirt i wore to the mall
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dam there are like 200 ppl who fw me outside of troll pilgrim hi guys
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orthward jambob and camrick
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this guy just HAS newspapers from 9/11
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you guys ever heard of this webcomic called homestuck
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My Response (🧵)
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i still see fantrolls on my timeline and think "damn i kinda wanna hemoswap that" and i use the 8x punctuation still like running troll pilgrim has permanently altered my brain
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homestuck twitter upon discovering that adoptive incest IS STILL INCEST
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green sandwich
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@Rainebowdrinks the whole thing is incredibly and inherently racist and ableist and not to mention that it's just Super Fucking Unfunny to anyone above the age of eight
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by the way hemoswapped comes out this week
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jamie salamii (hemo SWAPPED💜)
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just saw someone who used to be in my friend group on hstwt saying that they just "finished a college lecture" buddy you told us that you were fourteen in august 2023........
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4 months
i am not in vc with a real fucking person @wowzersreal
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@Rainebowdrinks sml makes me so fucking mad and i am so glad that someone was courageous enough to say it thank you raine
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look at this art i spent two hours on
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am i talking to an ai chatbot or the dumbest moron in history poll in replies
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ectobiology stuff
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been seeing too many fantrolls lately
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@GalliumReal im gonna keep it 100 the hiveswap quiz (and really any quiz relating to classpecting) sucks and is inaccurate
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i'm in vc with this mspaintchef guy and he sounds genuinely distressed while trying to solve this
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am i fucking dreaming
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you're a fan buddy
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jamie salamii (hemo SWAPPED💜)
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he maddddddd trollvlonepredator was better
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jamie salamii (hemo SWAPPED💜)
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>hemoswapped is made by tpilgrim bootlickers i hate to break this to you but i am tpilgrim
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@glorger77674
schizomaniac slop lover
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@fantasiesTwins Your edit sucks and dirkjake sucks. Hemoswapped is made by tpilgrim bootlickers. We are siri. We are legion.
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