Ive actually always wanted to gush about how dirk and jakes designs down to their hair compliments/is an inverse of eachother if u wana make this point Jake is a WAAAY stronger case in literally every other aspect design wise. Almost like they were designed w the other in mind 🤔
Building off of that dirkjake au inspired by lupin. Can we get Roxy thief, Calliope damsel, Jane inspector AU like the Yuri potential rn. omg. Zenigata and lupin janeroxy, then Roxy being the unlikely rogue to save calliope from a dire situation. DUDE.
I WANA YAP ABOUT IT but i think it really really strengthens dirk and roxys themes of not being able to achieve the ideals of masculinity and femininity they subscribe themselves to by having their bodies themselves be at odds with those ideals. (my awesome chart for later)
We all know jake goes crazy with the ridiculous obscure petnames for dirk but. I think dirk should call jake babe and baby. Very sparingly. When hes feeling really sappy. Dirk instantly feels so cringe for it but jakes beyond overjoyed It gives him gender euphoria
We all know jake goes crazy with the ridiculous obscure petnames for dirk but. I think dirk should call jake babe and baby. Very sparingly. When hes feeling really sappy. Dirk instantly feels so cringe for it but jakes beyond overjoyed It gives him gender euphoria
Its so funny how dirk and jake respectively talk about their relationship dirk thinks he Irrevocably Ruined Jakes Life by existing and jake is so. Normal about it like Sigh i shouldve said something :( i feel so bad
I wish homestuck post canon didnt come back😭 i wish i didnt need to see people saying misogynistic things about jane and ableist shit about jake. Or sexually objectifying them. Its so tiring
Ah yes dirk actually is just stone cold hard as hell emotionless dude and sees all his friends as idiots he has to guide. Jake is a complete moron who cares about nothing and is worlds manliest man.
Im so tired of the term toxic yaoi it makes me want to kms i cannot . its so annyoing. it actually means Fucking Nothing. Dirkjake ARENT TOXIC YAOI OH MY GOD . Come back to me with like. legarde and ragnavalder or something thats actual toxic yaoi. Dirkjake can fix eachother
You know how anime dudes feel about rei evangelion like how they wana protect her at all costs type shit. thats a big part of how dirk feels about jake. but jakes simultaneously a visage of masculinity dirk doesnt think he personally can reach. Walking gender contradiction
Never finished the page for this but there was gona be a jake followup with some robin outfits. jake bikini top youll happen one day.. just not this day..
Jane is sooo normal just a normal girl with no issues whatsoever shes got it under control. And roxy also totally doesnt deep emotional issues going on surrounding her gender either. These kids all totally dont put up fronts to mask how insecure and anxious they are no no
The thing is. You also couldve had dirk and callie have their own NEW art styles. They couldve experimented? You couldve watched their art grow as the comic went on, thatd explain the inconsistencies and make it easier on the art team if u had a consistent direction
Homestuck has its own visual lexicon, Hussie was just kind of fuckin around but homestuck is over. All of those styles and quirks are tied to specific ideas and themes now, so you can totally utilise that in your story telling and a work being MADE BY THE CHARACTERS would be
I DREW IT LIKE 2 YEARS AGO BUT I FEEL CRAZY AGAIN. teen titans specific starfire and robin are LITERALLY DIRKJAKE ITS THEM . the emotional constipation. The yearning. The one million side stepping of feelings. The deep mutual trust. Ill draw it again i stg i need ppl to see
I WANA YAP ABOUT IT but i think it really really strengthens dirk and roxys themes of not being able to achieve the ideals of masculinity and femininity they subscribe themselves to by having their bodies themselves be at odds with those ideals. (my awesome chart for later)
Its literally what inhibited them THE WHOLE TIME in the comic from sharing their real feelings to eachother or their friends. These expectations of masculinity nobody can fucking reach obv wouldnt allow for an emotionally honest romance to bloom💔
STOP IT THE WAY PEOPLE TALK ABOUT JAKE IS THE EXACT SAME WAY CALIBORN DOES FHJNVK not a good look when you guys Literally sound just like the comically misogynistic ableist and homophobic parody of annoying bigoted fans Villain of the whole comic Verbatim. LIKE LMFAONFDJ
Guys go reread caliborns sections if youre feeling dissapointed by post canon its sosososo funny just how accurate it is to this day. People are still just like him a decade later its so fucking funny
We all know jake goes crazy with the ridiculous obscure petnames for dirk but. I think dirk should call jake babe and baby. Very sparingly. When hes feeling really sappy. Dirk instantly feels so cringe for it but jakes beyond overjoyed It gives him gender euphoria
I need to draw their younger selves more often i can only imagine how funny their time dating in the game was. trainwrecks. (Also surprised more people havent drawn dirk giving jake his tattoo 😭)
SAW SOMEONE CALL MY DIRK A TWUNK NOT LONG AGO I MUST DISPEL SUCH RUMOURS. he is too skinny he does Not have that much muscle. he does not have a six pack either. he might want you to think hes more muscular but THAT MAN IS A TWINK. jake can grab his waist with both hands
Jake being the faggy autistic transfem gay sa victim character is actually the ultimate litmus test for someones empathy levels towards gnc disabled people HRGHJD
Jake is genuinely on a level you guys cant even begin to unravel. Theres so many layers of facades and lies and personas across both universes its like its a sport and hes trying to Win. None of the strilondes even get close bro
i’ve said it before i’ll say it again. the ancient texts. the harleyberts are 100 times better at emotional repression than the strilondes because people dont think they even do it
I CANT STOP DRAWING THIS AU HSDJK. my lore. jake realised he had shit eyesight on earth Simon the chipmunk style and dirk made him his glasses. how romantic 💗
Theres a fanart i got that kinda confused me im . Do people.. think my jake is also transmasc..? I feel like im pretty vocal and pointed about him being transfeminine nonbinary 😭just. Scratching my chin
Something that makes me sad is that jake is like. One of the most visibly autistic main characters in any media ive come across that gets to have that much screen time and be That crucial to the whole plot; but ppl just kind of brush past/ignore him
Always thinking about this. “He should hate me and never speak to me again” and then them as soon as they get to spend time together again like Okay. Happiest we ever see jake in the whole comic Okay.
Something i find funny with people shipping dirk with any other character besides jake is that they literally end up jake-ifying the other character to make dirk interested in them💀dirks love for jake is built into his existence you cant escape it even if you try😭(& vice versa)
I think its rlly hilarious how homestuck sets up roxy aesthetically to be like. the catwoman to dirks batman. (more act 6 heteronormative setup jakejane have this too) But then actually Jake is the catwoman to Dirks batman and is also simultaneously his superman.
Its so funny how dirk was throwing all his splinters at jake intentionally or not and jakes climbing out of the pile stamping his foot wanting to talk to THE REAL GUY he doesnt gaf about those splinters then he gets to be with Real dirk and hes doing emotional repression olympics
@3ch1nod3rm
IT LITERALLY IS. IT BECAME THE COREOF THE COMIC BY THE END. its so hilarious because the characters are all children. theyre really obvious about their anxieties and how they cover them up i mean. look at dave. his mask came down by the end but even then ppl still didnt get that?
I dont dog on dirkjohn or dirkroxy out of nowhere likr idgaf about crackshipping do whatever you want But when people start talking about The Text thats when i take issue bc people so often Dismiss or Actively try to downplay the REAL QUEER writing between dirk and jake
ENGLISHISTA????? okay now i know what to call myself. BUT SHES RIGHT I AM EATING THIS UP FINALLY IVE SCOURED SO FAR FOR HUSSIE JAKE COMMENTARY ILL TAKE IT. from the hussie dms. in the GENDER CHANNEL!!!!
Jake talks about their relationship like he just made a huge blunder and knows dirk did wrong too but dirk thinks Everything was his fault somehow even Jakes missteps like jake couldnt have made mistakes w/o it being dirks fault😭 bro calm down.. both of you are responsible okay
People complain about him not being able to do “simple things” and its just. Wow. Do you realise what youre saying right now. Guys its almost like disability means youre unable to do things able minded people can. Or something. Hm.
Shout out to my favourite panel in this log btw. Why are you kicking your feet, hand on your cheek while talking to a boy like that huh? 🤨🤨🤨kinda gay..
DO YOURSELF A FAVOUR JUST REREAD THIS WHOLE LOG its golden like actually some of the best comedic banter in homestuck. Also theyre just so cute 🥲🥲🥲 i love them
@insanenredacted
PLS OMG 😭😭😭😭 his stupid web comic ocs are Permanently Branded on his brotherfather and jades grandpa and its in a GAY WAY. How does this weigh on daves psyche
You cant mention the parallels between dirk and egbert without bringing up the fact that dirk and jake were designed After egbert and dave, their visual similarities are on purpose and are a play ON june and dave, the inversions w BOTH dirk and jake are bc of dave and june
Btw the white here is meant to be hope. (Also white bc jake is a prospit dreamer and black bc dirks a derse dreamer but) The white dirk walks on is jakes foundational hope in him that keeps him grounded to his humanity no matter how hard he tries to escape it 😍
Anyone who characterizes dirk or rose as like. master manipulators with 1000 iq who are above all their peers. YOU FELL FOR THEIR RUSE. YOU GOT BAMBOOZLED BY TWO 16 YEAR OLDS🤣🤣 if a 16 year old spoke with perfect syntax and Told you they were smart would you believe them?
This is actually making me so bummed out like. Jake exhibits all the exact same symptoms i do. He gets treated how i did as a kid. And so many people Despise him for that. Somebody like me gets the spotlight in such a big story and gets such a reception :(
Something that makes me sad is that jake is like. One of the most visibly autistic main characters in any media ive come across that gets to have that much screen time and be That crucial to the whole plot; but ppl just kind of brush past/ignore him
I dont know what else to say about people ever constantly dogging on jake and saying hes useless and stupid when his entire thing is hes just disabled and didnt have someone to help him as kid in his development. He is mentally disabled thats just a fact
I am so wholeheartedly convinced dirkjake was a response to johndaves popularity Thus they visually parallel them too . ignoring that context is kind of dumb because homestuck was so influenced by its fanbase
Anyone who comes away reading homestuck thinking jakes just a selfish idiot who speaks funny with no further depth. You fool. He tricked you, he wanted you to think that. He wants you to hate him bc he hates himself😭😭
Jake is genuinely on a level you guys cant even begin to unravel. Theres so many layers of facades and lies and personas across both universes its like its a sport and hes trying to Win. None of the strilondes even get close bro
And then people turning around to say they despise him but think hes hot. You guys literally sound like crockertier jane oh my god 😭this all sounds so ableist “ohh hes such a fucking idiot who cant even do this one thing he can barely think for himself but his body though ooh”
Always dirkroxy fans man... genuinely always worlds most shallow reads of both characters and ignoring their piles and piles of text with jake and callie. I cannot escape. Being an alpha kids fans is like worlds hardest fandom challenge.
I dont wana be too mean and im saving all my criticisms for a video essay But. Sigh. Homestuck post canon always proving it has no identity. And not in a purposeful way it just doesnt know what it is while trying to hobble along in a pretty dress suit to distract from that
Homestuck has its own visual lexicon, Hussie was just kind of fuckin around but homestuck is over. All of those styles and quirks are tied to specific ideas and themes now, so you can totally utilise that in your story telling and a work being MADE BY THE CHARACTERS would be
Building off of that dirkjake au inspired by lupin. Can we get Roxy thief, Calliope damsel, Jane inspector AU like the Yuri potential rn. omg. Zenigata and lupin janeroxy, then Roxy being the unlikely rogue to save calliope from a dire situation. DUDE.
@karkquette
@couch_cheesy
Checkmate WOKESTUCK CHUDS your homo dirk strider dreams CRUSHED BY HARD FACTS. Facts dont care about your feelings😏 i thought you cared about equality. Quit erasing straight representation? What happened to the so called tolerant left? The rampant heterophobia is disgusting
Everyday i go on the internet and people say stupid things about the media i like. My autism. Sigh. I wish people would Read The Comic or something but even then people say that so much nowadays and dont even understand what theyre saying either
I am feeling so. So frustrated at how people go about the alpha kids right now my autism demons urgjd sjfksjfn sobbing and crying id treat them right ☹️ why do people always claim to like them and then disregard the majority of their text besides the palatable parts
There was this dirk drawing in an old dirkjake yaoi video i watched today with cy and he was posed so hilariously i didnt know how to find it again but i had to draw it. Why are you standing like that bro
Everythign i see dirkroxy fans say about roxy and why dirk would like roxy is just reasons he loves jake and youre just forcing roxy to fufill jakes role in dirks life 😐total disservice to roxy and all the important connections roxy has if were talking epilogues (COUGH ROSE)
Always dirkroxy fans man... genuinely always worlds most shallow reads of both characters and ignoring their piles and piles of text with jake and callie. I cannot escape. Being an alpha kids fans is like worlds hardest fandom challenge.
I dont come at dirkroxy from a place of transphobia or getting icked out by gnc trans people. Im a fem/androgynous presenting transmasc who doesnt bind with long hair😭 It just disappoints me that ppl are so quick to disregard jake and his canon gnc-ity & his importance to dirk
Everythign i see dirkroxy fans say about roxy and why dirk would like roxy is just reasons he loves jake and youre just forcing roxy to fufill jakes role in dirks life 😐total disservice to roxy and all the important connections roxy has if were talking epilogues (COUGH ROSE)