Maoilscheachlainn MacÍomhar @MalachyMcKeever Twitter profile

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Maoilscheachlainn MacÍomhar

4 years

Bit of an auld yarn 4 yiz... The fella 2nd from the right, back row, is my Great Granda Patrick Hughes. This was taken in Dundalk jail durin the Civil War a few weeks before he made his escape!

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Maoilscheachlainn MacÍomhar

@MalachyMcKeever

5 months

"... I spent the next three years in a POW camp, forced to subsist on a thin stew of fish, vegetables, prawns, coconut milk, and four kinds of rice. I came close to madness trying to find it here in the States, but they just can't get the spices right!"

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3 years

Gun to to your head, what is the *best* Simpsons joke? However you wanna define it; pics, GIFs, clips, and overwrought explanations welcome.

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@MalachyMcKeever

3 years

Blatantly stolen from reddit, it's too good not to share...

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@MalachyMcKeever

5 months

All things aside, big respect for Daniel O'Donnell respectin Bambi Thug's pronouns here. His fanbase would be littered with the type of people who would deride them, and he didn't have to post this...

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@MalachyMcKeever

5 months

Replies having to be turned off for an Irish Athletics legend in the making due to the colour of her skin. What the hell have we become???

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@irishathletics

5 months

10:84 (+3.5 wind) for Rhasidat Adeleke over 100m at the Texas Invitational tonight 🤯🔥🔥🔥 Sarah Lavin's National 100m record 11:27🤩 #IrishAthletics

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@MalachyMcKeever

2 years

Normalise booing cars driving down South William Street!!

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@MalachyMcKeever

3 years

@90sfootball I am of the STRONG opinion that there should be a massive museum dedicated to JUST 90s goalkeepers' jerseys! That one is absolutely incredible!!!

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@MalachyMcKeever

1 year

@EGTVEgal First line is "We conquered all of Europe" there lads... oh no, wait...

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@MalachyMcKeever

2 years

A 2-bed apartment in Cavan Town... 2 grand... and it's not a fancy apartment, it just has a new kitchen... 2 grand... a month...

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@MalachyMcKeever

2 years

@darrenkeo Probably about 11 Leaving Cert points between them...

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@MalachyMcKeever

1 year

@incelReplies I can't lie... "slaps you with dick and runs away laughing" got a giggle!!

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@MalachyMcKeever

3 years

@JULIEMANNWINE @StevieVanZandt I'd say you're great craic on the piss Julie???

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@MalachyMcKeever

4 years

@parkthebus8989 @BBCMOTD Exactly! If anything he stays on his feet TOO much!!!

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@MalachyMcKeever

4 years

@DaraghCassidy @IrishRail 'Am I being arrested?' 'Yes!' ABSOLUTE GOLD!!!

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@MalachyMcKeever

4 years

@DoubleZCreative Working on tills in Penneys, O' Connell St, a cockney woman struggling with the currency: "I can't get my head around these euros at all, it feels like I'm abroad or something!?!"

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@MalachyMcKeever

2 months

I got married!! ❤️❤️❤️

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@MalachyMcKeever

3 years

@HumanBeingBros The stare of death...

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@MalachyMcKeever

3 years

@SpillerOfTea She was also, like, 11 when she got that job?? She was hardly runnin background checks like...

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@MalachyMcKeever

10 months

@TrendingEx Gettin into a car unassisted at 86? He's grand...

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@MalachyMcKeever

1 year

@gavreilly "Sorry about that, I'll be sure to bury the evidence deeper next time."

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@MalachyMcKeever

2 years

@sarah_mandroiu You must be one of the Leitrim "Mandroiu" family, are ye?? 🤣

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@MalachyMcKeever

1 year

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@MalachyMcKeever

3 years

@IrishTimes @endajodowd "Are you afraid I'll get elected??" She has a better chance of gettin trials for Inter Milan!!

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@MalachyMcKeever

1 year

Ryan Tubridy invented children and books - at least they can never take that away from him!!

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@MalachyMcKeever

2 years

@IrishPropaganda Then the Guards went in and kicked the absolute shite out of them. Fair play!

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@MalachyMcKeever

1 year

@IrishRainforest I grew up mostly in the country in Cavan. When I moved to Dublin, people were always amazed to see how blown away I was by the volume and diversity of wildlife in the city. They always presumed the countryside would be teeming with wildlife, and so did I... but it's really not...

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@MalachyMcKeever

9 months

@KeithMillsD7 @TheNewReview2 @_SomeDad I'm no coffee connoisseur and will drink instant if needs be, but I can't drink Starbucks. It's just pure and utter dirt...

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@MalachyMcKeever

1 year

She DID write an op-ed suggesting we put Muslims in camps though...

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@nnibhraonain

1 year

Vogue Williams presents two of the most popular podcasts in the UK and Ireland. The persistent whinging about her from the same people (mostly men) is so tiresome. *Not everything is for you.* Leave her off. #latelate

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@MalachyMcKeever

7 months

@imshanereaction I've been on set with Jedward, and they are a pair of consumate gentlemen. Time for absolutely everyone and a credit to their mother!!

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@MalachyMcKeever

4 months

It is absolutely zero exaggeration to say that CMAT in Fairview Park will go down in history of great gigs to happen in Ireland...

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@MalachyMcKeever

1 year

@eireguide Best performance I've ever seen in an Irish shirt. Walked past him in town last year. If ye went up for an aerial challenge with the guy, you'd wake up on the fucking moon, no question...

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@MalachyMcKeever

2 years

@IanBegley_ "We're not racist"... proceeds to lead the crowd in screaming about "children not being safe" and needing to "get them out"... Definitely NOT racist though...

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@MalachyMcKeever

1 year

@RTEArena @RHAGallery What on earth is going on in your mind right now??

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@MalachyMcKeever

6 years

@PackieChan @Rubberbandits @RichardDawkins Well no, he's saying that one religion is aggressive sounding but that the other isn't, having made a career out of appearing to mock them both equally. So it's just a bit silly on his part imo

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@MalachyMcKeever

1 year

@blacklionking73 @RoadLife2022 @MichaelsTwittin @LuckyFox1056 @BigRedCeltTT @Timcast "Stephen King has entered the chat..."

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@MalachyMcKeever

4 years

@saoirse_mchugh By the time Cavan are finished with them they'll be fuckin QUARTERED HIY!!!

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@MalachyMcKeever

3 years

@newschambers @bfcdublin

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@MalachyMcKeever

1 year

@ImpressionistAL That is horrible. If that had happened ye meeting yer team like that at that age, that's scarred-for-life territory. Absolutely no regard or manners. And I don't care if they're "focussed on the game" or "this is every 10 mins for them". It's once-in-a-lifetime for that wee girl!

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@MalachyMcKeever

4 years

@Jackie68247955 @olivercallan I can't stand people who make my great-grandchildren pay for their fucking greed and corruption!

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@MalachyMcKeever

1 year

@lukeming Catherine Connolly should go for it!!

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@MalachyMcKeever

2 years

@kevinmcgahern "What did the horse say to the one-legged jockey?" "HOW ARE YE GETTIN ON??" I can't wait to be a real Dad, then I can do this all day long...

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@MalachyMcKeever

3 months

@lukeming @vonderleyen @fiannafailparty @ciaranmullooly @AodhanORiordain Credit where it's due...

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@MalachyMcKeever

3 years

A doc-series I cut set in the Phoenix Park features the lodge where @bfcdublin was founded in 1890! Featuring a run down of their early history by historian @gerrytastic along with the 92 Cup Final It's called It's a Park's Life. Goes out tomorrow (Thurs), 8.30pm on @RTEOne

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@MalachyMcKeever

1 year

I'm no expert, but maybe it's time this Serge Kelly fella went to jail for a while?

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@MalachyMcKeever

8 months

@bbboatclub N17 is a beautiful, beautiful song...

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@MalachyMcKeever

2 years

@daraobriain @Jon_Williamso Ach nach mbraitheann sé ar an gcéist like? Más é gurb í an cheist ná: "An raibh scór ann?" Ba cheart go ndeirfeadh sé "bhí" nó "ní raibh"? Chibé bhealach tá sé mícheart mar atá sé. Tá siad ag caint san aimsir laithreach faoi rud atá TAR ÉIS tarlú...

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@MalachyMcKeever

2 years

@crehan_brian @olivercallan @electionlit He never said he was anti-lockdown? He simply said that we had the longest lockdown due to having an under-resourced health system?

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@MalachyMcKeever

8 months

Hell has officially frozen over... I am one year sober today.

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@MalachyMcKeever

5 years

@TheRedmenTV This needs to be giffed or something immediately!!

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@MalachyMcKeever

1 month

@SHANEPATRICKMU4 @MaiaDunphy I just can't get enough of this tweet...

Stef. 👨🏾‍💻

@STEFisDOPE

1 month

We were never supposed to have this much access to stupid people’s thoughts, beliefs, and opinions.

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@MalachyMcKeever

5 years

@saoirse_mchugh And I'm sure every one of them protestin (with their faux concern) has an ancestor that fled Ireland at some point...

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@MalachyMcKeever

5 years

@Rubberbandits Pale's gonna Pale...

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@MalachyMcKeever

5 years

@tonyhorror @shaunoboyle Tony Cascarino, in fairness!!

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@MalachyMcKeever

11 months

@bbuk That score for Yinrun is 🤯🤯 The bookies made a fortune there for sure...

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@MalachyMcKeever

1 year

@shockproofbeats It looks like if Van Morrison dressed up as Van Morrison!

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@MalachyMcKeever

2 years

€4.80 pint of Guinness in the Harold House... great shop... @dublinbypub

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@MalachyMcKeever

1 year

@rtenews Does... does this mean it's gonna be warm???

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@MalachyMcKeever

5 years

@bignicnergy @newsworthy_ie STEPS!!

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@MalachyMcKeever

10 months

@SpillerOfTea I'll be invoking this sentiment a plenty...

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@Satyrane

10 months

We should collectively mourn Shane McGowan’s death by calling out herrenvolk shite everywhere.

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@MalachyMcKeever

2 years

@kevinmcgahern What does the Cavan paedo say?? "Go easy on dem sweets!!"

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@MalachyMcKeever

6 years

@MCATEER4 He clearly didn't google: "Jason McAteer putting-the-ball-into-the-fucking-Dutch-net" before writing that man!! #COYBIG #YNWA

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@MalachyMcKeever

6 months

@IrishPropaganda I think he'd be a great appointment...

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@MalachyMcKeever

11 months

Absolute scumbags is all these people are. Head into town any of the last 5 or 6 weekends to any of the "extreme far left" demonstrations and you'd see why you should never ever "both sides" a debate when these dickheads have any part in it...

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@MalachyMcKeever

1 year

@peterjmcgann

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@MalachyMcKeever

5 months

@planetjedward @Bambiethug This isn't it, lads... #FreePalestine

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@MalachyMcKeever

8 months

@Watch_LFC He's a great coach for sure, but he's too low profile. It'd be Rodgers all over again. Good coach, but not able to attract the players. I know Xabi is a young coach, but he's much more used operating at a higher level of club than de Zerbi is, and is a huge name.

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@MalachyMcKeever

8 months

@bbboatclub He must be a veteran of the Koh Samui Cup!??

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@MalachyMcKeever

5 months

@RTEUpfront "Poor me. We're not those bad racists... We're the good racists!!"

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@MalachyMcKeever

2 years

@corelliLAUREN They're singing "ooh ahh up VERA", their manager.

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@MalachyMcKeever

4 years

LinceCraic sketches (5) featuring him have been taken down permanently on all platforms. We won't platform abusers and put his long line of victims through having to see his face on our channel. We believe every single word you say! #Ibelieveher #timesup

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@MalachyMcKeever

4 months

@RTEsport Rhasidat Adeleke has more Irishness in her little finger than they'll have had in their whole lifetime. They represent absolutely nothing that is Irish at all. Yet she has to put up with all this abuse just because they never got a hug from their parents...

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@MalachyMcKeever

1 year

@darachos Would never have been able to empathise until we had to get the dog put to sleep in January... it hit me like a tonne of bricks... absolutely distraught...

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@MalachyMcKeever

1 year

@Rubberbandits @graeme_farrow Cross-community in Donegal but, like any decent cake - have their origins in Protestantism. Leave out the cherries and you are firmly on the road to world peace!! This truly is Champions League bakegoods.

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@MalachyMcKeever

4 years

@irishhistory Miley and Fidelma!! Nothin was the same after that!!

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@MalachyMcKeever

5 years

@angus_brown93 @nicolacoughlan Jedward mainly!

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@MalachyMcKeever

5 months

@mytains Born and reared in Dublin. She's Irish.

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@MalachyMcKeever

5 years

@tclansee @KCsixtyseven No. They're just asking that he doesn't rape people!!

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@MalachyMcKeever

4 years

@robbiecoombes1 @Shut_Yer_Bake @12345lf1 @ConorMallon10 @MT_Futbol You do realise that this proves that it ISN'T Irish???

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@MalachyMcKeever

4 years

@EamonMcGee It would be great! Imagine the options available when trying to lure players!? A.) Get big local builder to give him a car. B.) Get big local builder to give him a job/car. C.) Get big local builder to give him a job/car and house.

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@MalachyMcKeever

5 months

@r3laxthec4x Take a look on FB. The vast majority of his followers would have zero respect for people's pronouns, and he'll have known that. So fair play to him

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@MalachyMcKeever

5 years

@Daveofavfc @piarais91 Only cuz the Queen's happy to take his country in fairness??

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@MalachyMcKeever

5 years

@AodhanORiordain GET AWAY WITH YER OCTOBER!! IT'S STILL SEPTEMBER OK???

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@MalachyMcKeever

1 year

@dlLambo Not that it makes any great difference, but that's not a currach... It's just a rowin boat!

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@MalachyMcKeever

2 years

@FrankGreaney The only phone he has is the direct line to God!

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@MalachyMcKeever

2 months

@PantiBliss He's like a father-in-law's cunty friend that only yer father-in-law likes...

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@MalachyMcKeever

2 years

@rtenews Absolute legends! I hope they asked him for his bank account number???

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@MalachyMcKeever

4 years

@SeanDefoe @williamhboney1 Also, Micheál Martin's been in Fair City all this time... who knew?

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@MalachyMcKeever

2 years

@Ciara87C I am Pool fan, but I wouldn't for one second claim that the people of Liverpool can't lay some claim to that song. Something like 400,000 famine immigrants arrived in Liverpool in 1847 alone in fairness? Anyway...

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@MalachyMcKeever

1 year

@Luiseach Public proposals are so weird in general!!

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@MalachyMcKeever

5 years

@sam_vallely @TheNotoriousMMA Careful ye don't get arrested for urinatin in public there man!

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@MalachyMcKeever

4 years

@guardian As Liverpool fan, I can concur that this is utter bollox. It's completely incomparible with the Suarez situation, and anyone claiming otherwise is just stirrin... That said, how is it not a given now, when you sign a Uruguayan player, to warn them against using that word?

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@MalachyMcKeever

1 year

@HenryRiley1 I don't think I've ever witnessed anyone with less of a spine in my life...

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@MalachyMcKeever

1 year

"Horrible to hear the way I was being spoken about... the way people talked about me!!". So Al Porter is the victim?? @MiriamOCal you should be ashamed of yourself for platforming this serial sex abuser

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@MalachyMcKeever

3 years

@Karen31_x Where are all those "loyal" fans these days I wonder????? Half of them are either nowhere to be seen or "really getting into the NFL these days, man!"

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@MalachyMcKeever

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@cronos1 I'd say she's fuckin quicker than you anyway!!

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@MalachyMcKeever

9 months

@mark_vipey7 @johncusack But you're on the side that's murdering thousands of innocent children?

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@MalachyMcKeever

3 years

@richardz86 She might not be the only extra person yer puttin in the census HEEYOOOOOO

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@MalachyMcKeever

5 years

@jamiela122 @KenlfcTO @AnfieldRd96 @AdriSanMiguel Well he's already proven himself able to play in the premiership with West Ham. I was very surprised when he was let go. He's a great lad to have as back up. Mig would've let in 3 or 4 goals last night and that is a fact!

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@MalachyMcKeever

1 year

@TonightVMTV @McConnellDaniel I walked over Grattan Bridge (Capel/Parliament St) this evenin... I could've been in Cherbobyl for the weeds and rubbish on it? Somebody needs to light a fire under @DubCityCouncil . Either that or there needs to be more funding, cuz it's money well spent if it's done right...

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