Tony Cantwell @tonyhorror Twitter profile

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The Substitute Teacher

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Meanwhile at Clongowes

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What Disney Character Are You?

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Mi Wadi

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“and Tubs, one small thing. When you bring me out, can you introduce me as Ploon?”

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Your Ma’s Mate just found out the schools are closed.

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PLUNE (2021)

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I'll tell you who wrote it, I can remember his name. Rod Liddle. He's the guy who ran away and left his wife for

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Which Simpsons Are You?

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How old do I look?

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Still can’t believe I got to do this.

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“If it swims- We have it!!”

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All the lads who did ‘Dry Jan’ 🤣🤣🤣

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“What EVEN IS a SHROVE?!!”

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Hearing there’s a soft drink challenge in RuPaul this week.

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Maria Bailey's Mate

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Lad trying to start a sing song at 8:01pm.

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Your Ma’s Mate

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We Back Brave

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Toy Show's gonna be shite this year.

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Can’t wait for #TheToyShow . Hope Tubs goes off on one again.

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My #WildMountainThyme audition for the role of ‘best friend’.

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A Midweek Roast

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I didn’t get the points I wanted and turned out fine!

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Imagine having to suffer at the hands of an abuser just to get closer to your dream, then fulfilling it off your own back and then to risk losing it all by speaking up. I believe every single one of yous.

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The Messiah

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Dublin actor promoting his new film

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Why the #PassportExpress name change is actually a HUGE deal.🧵 1/69

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Great snap here of Micheál Martin and Eamon Ryan taken next year.

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3 years

JUST PUT A FUCKING BIN OUT. #portobello

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Looks pretty definitively closed. Photos just sent in to me there.

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That uncle who’s shite craic

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Some days I’m really critical of myself that I’m not putting enough out into the world. But then I think of @MichealMartinTD & @DonnellyStephen with the vaccine rollout and I feel like Pablo Picasso.

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Spot on! But guess what; you're getting sued.

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What day is it today?

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Me everytime Dublin is on the screen especially Rathmines #NormalPeople

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🇺🇸 Americans in Ireland 🇮🇪

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Watch me go full Jim Corr if you mess with the offo.

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4 years

'When you see slabs of cans being taken home you know that they are not being taken home for an after-dinner aperitif' - minister calls for review of off-licence opening hours

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My Ma every time snows ❄️

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‘Messiah’ spotted within 2km of my gaff!

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#BoycottSpaceJam21

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When you’re calling to see if a pub serves food.

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Your new flatmate.

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Bringing my great grandpa back 💕

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And after we just broke ground on Circle K-amala Service Station

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Batman and Robbin’ bastards. @WarnerBrosUK

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not wordle, more a riddle #TheBatman 🟩🟥🟥🟥🟩 🟩🟩🟩🟥🟩 🟩🟩🟥🟩🟩 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩 🟩🟩🟥🟩🟩

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You paddys talk so weird

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Joe Cockatoo with a message to the true lads out there. #InternationalMensDay

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@SeanBurkeShow Genuinely did a spit-take on this one. 👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻

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1 year

Ireland have not qualified for the Eurovision 11 out of the last 17 times. Two of the times we made it we came dead last. We fail to make it to the final 65% of the time. And if we do, we come last 40% of the time! #SACKSOMEONE

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When your date speaks a bit of Spanish 🇪🇸

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3 years

Gasbot420: Why did the chicken fillet roll leave the immersion on? It's son was sick, and 7up was in the immersion.

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@BigDirtyFry Whoah spoilers man. Still on season 1.

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Me at my son’s 21st.

Tony Cantwell Dancing

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Limp Bizkit - Break Stuff @tonyhorror (my personal favorite so far, Tony really went out of his way to make sure he was on beat here. Truly commendable.)

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Mr. Brennan

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Ever since I heard the word 'Fleecer' used as slang for a flat white I've been so into the evolution of language in South County Dublin. This is gold!

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4 years

I’ve been Jedified, given to seal to board the ark to @planetjedward . Thank you lads. Tell my wife I loved her very much.

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3 years

The role I was born to play. Mad chap from the estate.

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3 years

New series alert 🚨 🎃 Darren & Joe’s Free Gaff will be streaming from Wednesday 3rd of November over on @rteplayer with special guests @tonyhorror @killersundymann @Jen__Hatton & @JustineStafford 4 episodes, 12 sketches and lots of laughs 🙌 #FreeGaff

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Absolutely smashed the lads WhatsApp group with this one this morning: “Ole Gonner Solongskjær” 👋

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What a dangerously dumb man. Exact same energy as a middle-aged pedo rocker spouting 'philosophy' to pissed up teens at Central Bank.

bad_stats 🕜💵🖨️🕣

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Holy moly. I don't think I can do this. First words out of Peterson's mouth in the Joe Rogan interview are complete self parody. I can't even dunk on it.

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Taximan reviews.

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The DJ at the Confirmation afters

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The ‘let’s get back in touch’ voicenote. With @killersundymann

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When you try and fail your Irish oral.

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Riverdance.

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Can someone tell me (a millennial) how we overthrow the government?

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“I prefer to call them ‘cuckoo’ funds”. Micheál Martin (pictured)

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Flirting on St. Patrick’s Day

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I have never seen more big black dicks masquerading as legitimate news and it’s only day 2 of the lock-in.

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RIP Meat Loaf. Here’s my 30th birthday where I staged a Stars In Their Eyes competition so I could close the show and sing the 10 minute album version of Bat Out of Hell. I also bought myself a trophy 🏆

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Passive Aggressive Stepdad

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“Did she put up a fight?!” (Clip from today’s podcast)

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Crazy Frog soundcheck guy.

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Daryl in Dublin

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Haven't a notion where my passport is.

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Protect and serve?! This is a disgrace!

ᒍEᖇ ᗪI᙭Oᑎ 🎙🎤

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This is just what we need today 😂😂😂 I've watched it about 100 times 😂😂

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Oh FFS!

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⬜️⬜️🟩⬜️⬜️ ⬜️🟩⬜️🟩⬜️ ⬜️⬜️⬜️🟩⬜️ ⬜️⬜️🟩⬜️⬜️ ⬜️⬜️⬜️⬜️⬜️ ⬜️⬜️🟩⬜️⬜️ Not wordle, just a riddle …

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Football Chants Vol. 1

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Starting tomorrow 10am on my Youtube; my brand new LIVE Morning Chat Show. Link in the comments.

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“HE SAID, KEEP HIS WIFE’S NAME OUT YOUR FUCKIN MOUTH!”

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Y’lick

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When you’re so hungover you can only speak in the tune of Monster Mash.

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AIB spotting a sweet piece of brave.

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Fighting the urge to ‘solve’ your wife’s work problem even after she just asked that you listen.

EHA News

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🤖 A robot trying to replicate human emotions.

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Stephen Donnelly has changed parties more times in his career than I’ve changed underwear in 4 days.

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Reacting to banking news

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Mr Brightside didn't do it.

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Every week I’m gonna post an old video as I move my Facebook catalog over to Twitter. Kicking it off with the one that got the biggest response. A video that I genuinely believe is the funniest thing I’ve ever made and will ever make.

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I invented this method and not only that; I've had to endure years of abuse from uninitiated simpletons, shiting on: "Look at the angle Cantwell's pouring that 😂!!!" So please redirect your kudos this way más é do thoil é.