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@MaimunaB

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Muslim. Full time chaos agent. Aspiring rich aunty.

Joined March 2010
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@MaimunaB
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4 years
If this scene doesn't win an emmy then what is the point #IndianMatchmaking
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Phil finding out he has to pay child support for another child #Eastenders
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@MaimunaB
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The Omar Suleiman Why Me series showing the character's life from childhood to death in the space of one month is such an apt lesson on the shortness of life.
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@MaimunaB
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4 years
Triggered people are torn between supporting the rights of white people being mistreated on #NoughtsAndCrosses and realising it means supporting black people IRL
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@MaimunaB
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I am 100% sure that if that mobile phone clip of Chauvin committing murder was not available, he would still be at his desk today. Credit to every single person who gave evidence in that trial πŸ‘πŸΎπŸ‘πŸΎπŸ‘πŸΎ
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@MaimunaB
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10 months
Hijabi maths is spending hours and a fortune at the hairdresser only to put the hijab on and walk out.
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@MaimunaB
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3 years
Can we be a tad honest though? Malcolm X would not have been welcomed by many in the Muslim community today. Especially because he would have been brutally critical of anti-blackness and entirely unapologetic in calling it out. Especially to the "no racism in Islam" crew.
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@MaimunaB
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2 years
The good sis is letting you know to stop proposing to her in the comments. Happy for our sis πŸ₯°
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@MaimunaB
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2 years
Whenever I hear a person using the word impermissible I am 99.98% sure they are Muslim
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@MaimunaB
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3 years
For a country that's sick of hearing about Meghan and Harry you sure do commission alot of shows about them #HarryAndWilliam
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@Mihrimah_FS Tiffany looks like she regrets taking that paid propaganda flight
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@MaimunaB
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4 years
@Blk_Lion22 @mikes_e Imagine having the confidence to tell women the proper way to handle this is to force yourself to go out with someone you don't like. Is this 1950? That's a hard no and dreadful advice
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@MaimunaB
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3 years
You know its a Muslim GoFundMe when most of the donations are made by Anonymous
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@MaimunaB
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2 years
The end result of MT's obsession with romanticising acts of worship πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚
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Correction. Yesterday we posted this photo saying that it was her husband based on the photographer's caption. She has reached out to @Alhamdhulillaah saying that it was in fact her brother.
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@DailyMailUK How has this trash paper left this article up for 23 hours and *STILL* not censored the racial slur? Kmt
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@MaimunaB
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4 years
@TheDejaKing @kismetndreams Exactly, the way she's been outspoken in the past I doubt she'd be quiet if she wasn't happy with whatever happened in front of and behind the camera. Lets alsobe honest, it wasn't all down to him, she also had a part to play and accepted her shortcomings
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@MaimunaB
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2 years
@Haf_025 @BelieversHubb I find it very funny that people still haven't learned that life comes at you fast. One day you're acting all holier than thou and the next you're wondering how the heck you ended up where you are.
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@MaimunaB
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3 years
@gillian_rachel @bekkahsophiaa @NafisaBakkar This makes sense only because it makes absolute sense 😭
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@MaimunaB
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@mariaalcoptia I would say shame on the men in our community who embrace him but I don't think they feel shame. Muslim women are apparently are apparently cheap virgins for sale πŸ™ƒπŸ™ƒπŸ™ƒ
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@MaimunaB
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4 years
@h7ney I have been looking for this episode everywhere because I know it will be epic
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@MaimunaB
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2 years
Have mercy this is how MT will announce nikahs now
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So Twitter has a new collaboration tool called β€œCoTweet” which allows you to tweet with someone else. Testing it out on this tweet with my sister! Let’s see if it worked πŸ‘€
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@MaimunaB
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2 years
Women's wudu area larger than the UK's entire female prayer section combined
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@MaimunaB
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3 years
@voteforhani The 3rd party company who hold your deposit. Contact them and say there is a dispute and she shouldn't be allowed to deduct anything until it has been resolved. They should then tell you the process to follow.
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@MaimunaB
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2 years
@IbnuHichem @NotYourNiqabae @RM_Connoisseur You really typed this with your full chest. Without any semblance of sanity?
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@MaimunaB
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3 years
So apparently that guy who posted the billboard has had over 1000 'applications'. Lads, get to it.
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@MaimunaB
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4 years
I really hope I follow through with both @YasirQadhi and @yaqeeninstitute series on the Quran this year. Both on the same topic but got completely different lessons, just like @omarsuleiman504 said. May Allah reward all those behind and in front of the camera.
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@MaimunaB
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7 months
The UK and US seeing their own institutions used against them
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@MaimunaB
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3 years
What?? Not @GuzKhanOfficial in a Snyder film??! I love to see people winning 😭
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Check out the official teaser for ARMY OF THIEVES β€” the ARMY OF THE DEAD prequel directed by the one and only Matthias SchweighΓΆfer. #ArmyofThieves
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@MaimunaB
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3 years
Tawakkul and tying your camel
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idk who needs to hear this, but
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@jazzidly @YoungCurryPowda @iamlexstylz Lol not really. If that was the case then why do people get upset when people lie on them. You know something is not true and its being put out there, it will sometimes hurt even if you know its all bs
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@MaimunaB
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7 years
@Ljonter @Jackatie1972 @markbjardine @imraansiddiqi LOL you counting his tweets to gauge how he feels huh? So this Finsbury attack doesn't deserve talking about because he was quiet before?
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@MaimunaB
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5 months
Apropos nothing, am I the only loser who doesnt decorate my house like this for Ramadan?? Do people actually do this πŸ‘€
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3 years
@KristenleeT @KarenCambridge5 You are not ok πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚
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@MaimunaB
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11 months
I don't understand the level of stupid that leads you to record yourself AT THE SCENE OF THE CRIME 😭😭
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Oops πŸ™Š
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@MaimunaB
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@Bariiiiiq @DanielleDASH Lol as a black woman my objection has nothing to do with racism or misogynoir. This film is NOT the hill to die on, we got plenty to choose from. This is a disgusting portrayal of kids and if a white guy had done it someone would have called the police by now
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@MaimunaB
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2 years
Am I weird or is someone describing themselves as alpha a huge red flag??
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@MaimunaB
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Truly obsessed with this. May Allah preserve her πŸ₯°
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5yo: What if they all hate me because of my skin? Me: 😭 Why would they hate you, you have beautiful skin 5yo: Yeah I know. I literally have princess skin. That's why they might hate me
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@MaimunaB
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@kingjami_jt @danfrommontana @kbalde_ Lol what. So someone points out he actually killed someone and the response is "Drake raps about body bags". Does that make sense to you? Really and truly?
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@MaimunaB
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@HashashinTag So if you accept he's right by letting him do the dishes then technically you win cos you didn't do the dishes? Or is it reverse psychology cos he knows you won't agree in which case he wins because he didn't do the dishes?
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@MaimunaB
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7 years
I'm angry.Angry at psychopaths who target children at a concert.Angry at racists using this.Angry for the inevitable victims of Islamophobia
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@MaimunaB
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4 years
@GemmaCarter23 @nytopinion @nytimes You thinking you said something smart and/or relevant
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@MaimunaB
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2 years
Sorry why is Penny Appeal still in existence?? Have they wiped out their board of directors and rectified their questionable antics? The annoying youtube adverts and incessant emails is tew much.
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I'm sorry, can we just name this show "This is what we mean by micro-aggressions" #NoughtsAndCrosses
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@MaimunaB
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Muslim women waiting on MT bros wholesale condemnation of Mo Salah's GQ pic
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@summer62boomer @michael_epps @LozzaFox You and your gran sound like wonderful people. Calling someone you don't know a trollop. Lol Meghan is living her best life and your a bitter weirdo
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@internashunal @mindykaling Hope you streched before that stretch
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@MaimunaB
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FULL. STOP. I almost choked when I saw her stupid tweet that the brothers should do more to distance themselves and renounce their old ways. As if she wasnt their defender. They're all running away because of the messages that got released πŸ™ƒπŸ™ƒ
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@MaimunaB
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@AndyMcCall @DavidHO86666758 @BethRigby Whatever the family circumstances a public cheating scandal will hurt the kids.
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@MaimunaB
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2 years
Ramadan really came to show us how much time we waste out of it and its embarassing. May Allah allow us to rectify our affairs.
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@ashindestad A whole bus 😭😭 not even a simple fall down the stairs
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Not to be the hater on Eid BUT if you are a Muslim woman who finds herself posting thirst tweets in response to this poor guy's picture then you need to have a word with yourself because its giving real unseemly vibes. It's not right when men do it & its not right when you do it
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Eid Mubarak❀️
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@BeeBabs This rumuor will follow her to the grave πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ’€
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@TheDejaKing @kismetndreams Yep. That's what I appreciated. Both accepted they were wrong and both were willing to move forward. Love to see it. Its just really unfortunate the consequences were so much worse for her (which it usually is for black women) Jada is not going to forgive though πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚
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Anyone got good podcast recommendations?
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@MaimunaB
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@sunsetrises2 @amishhka @najmaaaay Lol you sound like you've personally been ditched for a white man. Your comment is dumb. We don't all "know" that at all.
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@MaimunaB
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I'm really sick of MT. We complain about the marriage crisis yet we amplify dangerous misogynists and we say 'ayn' whenever someone wants to actually share positive experiences. Must we all end up on prozac?
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@MaimunaB
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4 years
Meggie lost everyone #NoughtsAndCrosses
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@MaimunaB
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2 years
I think we as women can all agree that anything short of absolute disgust a disdain at this twat is a red flag right? I don't ever want to hear "he makes some good points".
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I’m glad for the transparency; but which of the good male masculinity ℒ️ will attempt to differentiate themselves from DH & his beliefs?
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@MaimunaB
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Ramadan 2021. For some reason this is the first year I have truly, honestly and wholeheartedly considered that we're lucky to make it.I always took it for granted that we'll be here because we're young but the sheer amount of death this last year hit hard & makes you appreciative
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@AbuMihawk Presumably this applies to Muhammad Ali and all the other males boxers who have died from injuries caused by these kinds of sports?
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@ZEAmorr @electron9_1 Nothing because he's probably an absolute loser who isn't married. He who shouts the loudest and all that
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Sorry but its not normal for MOST parts of the world. Even in your own example they have their own apartments. Its not the norm for MOST people to live in a house where you have to observe hijab if there are siblings. Living separately isn't a Western concept.
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@JacobLandley @coley_thornton She said let's have a baby in the apartment 😭😭😭
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Do I just have too much hater energy that I have enough hate for the West's hypocrisy and for Qatar's atrocious human rights record?
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No comment 🀭
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@3aayushhh And she keeps replaying and trolling them πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚
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Not the anti-feminists being confused amongst themselves
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@dvsurvivor1978 @AndyBurnhamGM @gmpolice Can you at least try and formulate a sentence that makes sense? πŸ˜‚
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She's here! So do we need to reapply post-fajr?
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@alankel89244102 Is this meant to be English?
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@stinanana @GNCordova And most crucially, how is dental hygiene school the same as medical school πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚
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@HashashinTag Now this is a level of obedience I feel I can muster.
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Me reading these QTs and responses
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What's the worst rishta/potential meeting you've had?
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Face cream bringing the downfall of productivity terrorist Shuayb was not on my bingo list 🀭
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@MaimunaB
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No shade but they can all go tbh
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Ok #RishiSunak spot the #xlbully . You foolish man. All these depicted in media as an #xlbully . Sunak such a knee jerk. Other ways to deal with this problem other than silly cosmetic vote grabbing.
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@Summerpixie3 @PriyamvadaGopal The fact that you don't see the irony of telling her to stop being hateful while also saying they deserve threats. Truly outstanding blindness πŸ˜‚
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@MaimunaB
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How many times does Farage think it's appropriate to keep threatening the MPs with "the people's anger" over Brexit? #bbcaq
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2 years
So who's leading the revolution against these energy companies because we arent actually going to pay are we
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3 years
What we're not going to do is this. We are not going to further erase the existence of women because of someone's definition of haya. We wre not going to insist that women only exist as extensions of men. We're not doing that but you go do you ma'am
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@davidjones4696 Her talking and him in his full suit wondering how come he didn't get the type of wife he could dominate. I would watch every episode πŸ˜‚
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Excuse me @SeekersGuidance but this is disgusting. Anyone can see the issue in this relationship isnt makeup, its coercive and controlling behaviour and abuse. Argue about makeup all you want but this woman is being abused. And the best you have is get essential oils?
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@winnie4prez @bengalsubahdar Nope. Alot of their answers for women are like this. This is one of manyπŸ˜ͺ
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Point. Blank. Period. Don't blame the Jewish community, we played ourselves
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@Disneyboy19 @LBC @mrjamesob Do you feel cool being this dumb?
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πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚ some Muslims really make me laugh. They can learn the hardest fiqh topic but understanding women might work because they want to and not because they have to is beyond comprehension. I just like my own money fam. And the ability to spend it as I wish.
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@handofayesha The hairdressers face every damn time
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@hannahr212 @babyygrill Yeah she's laughing isn't she? Doesn't take much intelligence to clearly see what she's saying unless you don't want to see it
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@yashar @KevinFrazier Wait till Amanda Seales sees this. Why would you tag her? She is not for this nonsense. She's gonna absolutely eat him alive πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚
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@Bushra1Shaikh To be fair, the response to the tweet has nothing to do with hating people who have money. Literally no one cares about the 0's in your account. It's the condescending tone you refer to people who don't have it. In this economy? Let's not.
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@MaimunaB
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A jobless member of the Fox acting dynasty talking about being privileged and failing. What is irony??
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Imagine being able to dine out on your HUGE privilege and a thunderous lack of talent. Your success is built on acceptance, tolerance and understanding. Which, by the way, are running thin.
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Saudis thanking Paul for evidence they can eat the meat
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Britain is a Christian nation, always has been ✝️
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@indigojo_uk Yeah it's riya and keeping your intentions pure isn't it. I think it's a good thing, for once I'm not bashing us πŸ˜‚ I was just noting how unique Muslim fundraisers are in that regard
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@sinai_hesa This is exactly what pisses me off about it. When I see the upper and middle class talking this way then maybe I'll believe its not a ploy to keep the rest of us in our place
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@meghanisloved @katnihar__ @kegeiger I know it's bad because I see it regularly but this level of hate is actual insanity. Makes me worried for any one who is close to these peopel
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If you think walking up to a woman and shouting go back to your country is tackling ISIS then you're the problem #Dispatches #RacistBritain
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@MaimunaB
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3 years
Growth is me scrolling right past the special case who thinks women were created to be wives and babies. Not today satan. Not today MT. I still have some Ramadan chill vibes
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@84jom @nytopinion Same energy for his brother and his wife who told us about their dead dog
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2 years
The way I will scream if Greta is the one to finally defeat the bald trafficker πŸ’€
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