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@NoponDigi It’s like they think no one played the game Chiefs emotions are quite apparent throughout and you don’t see his face once This is just lazy and an excuse for poor acting and writing

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@DSP4150 “Aim for the bushes?” Later* “There wasn’t even an awning in their direction, just jumped twenty stories…”

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@mojishakenbake The true answer is that they are *never* shredded (Dwayne Johnson bring the exception) Polynesians are boat faring people that evolved to store large fat deposits to deal with long trips at sea with no food. So, relative to basically everyone else, they get fat very easily. But

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@growing_daniel I’ve theorized for a while now that with how crazy inflation (particularly food costs) has gotten, tipping culture will resort to set dollar figure suggestions instead of percentages

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@dieworkwear Pretty wild how Barron is by far the best dressed/fitted of the five

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@mycoliza That line made me crack up and I was surprised no one else in the theater laughed

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@TitleTalkTCL It’s wild how incredibly obvious it is that he was a professional QB. You only need to see one throw 😂

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10 months

@barstoolsports “I’m little out here but not always…” Man I love Minshew

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@Tanner_Slavin People (most) don’t see movies for cool camera work and stylized editing

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@BroDreadMaestro @ShitpostRock Unironically might be the only answer that works

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10 months

@metakuna This analogy would make more sense with birds, who achieve way higher speeds flying than fish do swimming

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@mags_mclaugh Nahh. Getting the actors to break is what puts the L in SNL Why do it live if you think them never breaking is better?

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6 months

@Skoog I told a lady we didn’t allow dogs in the restaurant so she proceeded to pick it up off the floor and hold it. I told I was serious. She replies, “what?? I can’t hold him while walking around??” No. It’s a health code violation and you would be walking your fur covered dog over

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@FOOLNOTCOOL Oh my god he got me

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@RAZ0RFIST He would love this joke

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@Rssthr5 @themarvelking7 I mean I thought the reason was that you could make an entire new series around the first avatar, so why burn the concept with a few episodes… Surprised you just hate the concept altogether

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@EvanMcM They want you to leave so they can seat the next table

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@Porter97977215 Have you ever seen a full-blooded Incan or Mayan? The experience is surreal The first time I met a couple I couldn’t believe my eyes. Under 5ft but had perfect proportionality (not dwarfism). It would stand to reason that they aren’t the most athletic bunch to have existed

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@OTCellyy Lmao when he heard “Toronto” he definitely thought he was getting traded

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@m_booker1 I’m still taking Deandre Hopkins over him every day though no disrespect

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@LozzaFox He got them when he said his pronouns are He/They with a straight face I couldn’t have made it through that part

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@Bevans65 @FBGreatMoments This was my first thought too. He didn’t even “tell him” what to run. He basically said I think we should run and then saw Kyle’s face and deferred almost immediately

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10 months

@MiddleearthMixr C.S Lewis scholar and “feminist” in the same bio Not to be trusted

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1 year

@TellYourSonThis This actually explains how women can cheat on their partners and still act like they’re the victim. It’s one thing to cheat (men do it often) it’s another to feel completely justified in it and blame your spouse for your abhorrent behavior

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@APhilosophae He said on his pod with Cam Hanes a few days ago that he’d be open to having him on. Fake news here

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@Crimbo113466694 @mojishakenbake This is the dumbest shit I’ve ever heard

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10 months

@eigenrobot He tries. For hours. He can’t get through the metal. Sawing through flesh is much easier by comparison

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11 months

@eyeslasho @JoeMcEntire2 This is the second time this week that you’ve relayed a story from another individual and it seemed to have glaring holes in terms of accuracy. “Just relaying his story” is cope. Why do you push anecdotes for this issue, when you push data for all others?

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@vomitex I think you answered your question with the “only live for a year” part

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@elitetakes_ Backup QB’s in the NFL have the best job in the world, only the dudes with crazy egos don’t realize it They get paid to do film study and basically never get hit. If they do go in the game there’s almost never any expectations. So if they suck no one cares

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@willsgardevoir Hey don’t erase my existence

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@joshscorcher If it was on the battlefield it might be the MOST HONORABLE thing one can do. I didn’t like the scene in the movie because it was during a training exercise (Which they obviously train for) and he either forgot or misunderstood his orders He also needlessly attempted to

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@eyeslasho Can we recognize that the spirit of giving to charity is great, but the actual reality of charities means 3/4 of every dollar you donate goes to admins who do nothing

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@wanyeburkett I feel like this is a false equivalence You’re kinda just conflating “settling down” with “settling” Those things aren’t the same

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@Porter97977215 It sounds insulting but I genuinely don’t mean it as one… it felt like interacting with a different species of human. They didn’t speak Spanish but ancient Mayan. My boss (fluent in Spanish and Portuguese) was initially freaked out when he heard them talk because he didn’t

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@big_business_ Is it just me or is Alan Ritchson a gigachad version of Chris Pratt?

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@shreyabasu003 Joe Rogan

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@NonyaBeesneess @lporiginalg Pretty hard to bring people to Jesus when you have hypocrites who have no love for the Lord in the church This woman was using the church for her own validation. Her behavior makes that clear

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@Timcast I don’t think I’ve ever been more wrong about a politician Fetterman is unbelievably based

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@BadFilmTakes1 Because if a studio does that too much they cease to exist I’m with you in spirit but in reality we just won’t get Scorsese movies as often as we want

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@PFF_Steve The farther we get from Brady’s playing days, the more I fear we’re going to forget just how great he was

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@Glute_Activator Someone hasn’t hit on a trackman very often!!! This literally happens at least once a day for me. A baby draw hit off the heel that would’ve been a snap hook if it had been hit square. Saying it’s impossible is fucking hilarious

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@ATRightMovies This has better animation than any Disney movie in the last 5 years at least

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@coldhealing Not quite. Being Ozempic “skinny” means you still have higher than avg body fat but your muscle tissue and organs have been withered away like a dying cat

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@realEstateTrent @Johnsmi27733857 High social trust combined with absolutely brutal enforcement of law

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@doriecp I think 9 is old enough to tell him Santa’s not real. In fact 9 might be too old, especially if he’s asking for evidence

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@eyeslasho I don’t think you’re in the minority on this Everyone I follow on here is sort of begrudgingly accepting of the change of tune Better than them not realizing at all, but an understandable perspective

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@realEstateTrent This is why there won’t be a crash. Too many people like this, on the sidelines, just waiting to buy

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@mattufford Nice Guys is maybe the best comedy movie of the century so far, right up there with Tropic Thunder it’s crazy underrated

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@wil_da_beast630 I don’t think this is the dilemma. I think the issue has always stemmed from mandatory vaccination requirements. If I’m at virtually no risk for Covid, why should I take something for which there is any risk to me? Keep in mind that we know vaxx’s don’t prevent spread

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@telmudic Saying it “causes cancer” is technically accurate but misleading. A better way to understand it is “greatly increases the risk of developing cancer”

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@the_transit_guy Most land zoned for single family housing in west coast cities like LA, SF, SEA. SF and SEA in particular don’t have enough land to support their populations in SFHs

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@RobProvince *acorn falls on police car* Cops:

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@GadenKerensky @NoponDigi For sure, but body language can convey quite a lot

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@ProfJoshuaA You just called yourself a “lefty professor” unironically Everything you teach is inherently laden with ideology. Your claim of ideological neutrality is laughable

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@Cernovich This! No one should ever be ashamed of having a house like that. Simply owning your own property is a major accomplishment. That’s a nice looking house and depending on the inside could be a very nice house

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@CPat11 Pete Carrol to UW would be the only thing that could make DeBoer leaving ok

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@madsagascar Also what kinda tip are you getting if you bring them Bud Light? Some people

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@andy_buckler @The3rdWGI That’s why “kinda worked out” is actually the perfect phrasing. Julio was one of the greatest receivers ever but they still didn’t win a SuperBowl

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@wanyeburkett Nah. The buck has to stop somewhere. It just has to apply consistently from here

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8 months

@MaxBrowne4 Everyone knows Larry Scott killed the pack we won’t forget

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@JoshRainerGold All the Ozempic pushers mysteriously silent…

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@realgirl_fieri It sounds bad out of context like this, but if you never cook too much food you simply never have leftovers and you can eat freshly cooked meals every night. I hate leftover food so I just never make too much of anything

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@TZSA_ You really don’t need to go that deep. Disney has hired exclusively sjw college graduates for at least the last decade, maybe more. When woke people get in charge of shit, they ruin it. It really is that easy. They double down because they disdain their audience.

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@jduchd @dieworkwear Touché

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@Viathanlol The scary part is I don’t think he’s saying this to be disparaging or for clicks, it’s his honest assessment

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2 years

@Cernovich Anyone who has spent more than a few weeks in a fraternity knows this

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10 months

@IcyVert Tell me you haven’t watched the Seahawks without telling me you haven’t watched the Seahawks lmao

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8 months

@idavidrein @mslkmp I’m not sure what the “do science!!” part is about but the purpose of criticizing a particular test (even if there isn’t a better one available) is to remind everyone what the point of science is… to approximate reality. If the statistical test isn’t good enough in your

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@TaylorJacobs @SeattleSports If we could all just act a little more like Pete Carroll the world would be a better place

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@superstackff The benched him to save $37 million in guarantees but go off

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1 year

@Indian_Bronson Why would anyone fight/die for an Economic Zone?

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@Porter97977215 I’m not super familiar with the nuances of Mexican culture but as far as I’m aware it is not common for the average Mexican to know any Mayan

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@CFBRep Definitely McCaffrey but Penix was a close 2nd today

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@pope_head Is it bad that servers on Twitter have made me want to max my tip at 10%? I used to be a 15% min guy. Now it’s a 0 min with a 10% max.

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@emmma_camp_ It’s zoomers that are terrified of committing, but want what commitment entails, using the manipulation of language as a workaround to get exactly what they want

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@ASKFORMEDA @dawg206 @PeteCarroll @UW_Football Pls be serious

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@DinosaurDenier @Porter97977215 Hell yeah. They’re an incredibly sturdy and durable people. Capable of surviving in brutal conditions. Just not super conducive to modern athletics in the form of the Olympics

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@AlexGodofsky What’s hilarious is that the same people upset that they have to pay these loans back would be furious at any policy out in place that would have prevented them from taking out the predatory loans in the first place

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@DyFrex___ @I_Said_Meh_ @Milkczar @duganist @realNateRybner @hannahpiranha_ @user84829272 People who live together before marriage actually have significantly higher rates of divorce than those who do not live together before marriage

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@TheReturn2005 Calvin Johnson? There’s an argument that he was better than Randy but I can respect the idea that Randy was better

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@SashoTodorov1 Because DiCaprio wanted $40M. Literally 20% of the budget to one dude

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@sendinthecowz @Porter97977215 Lmao exactly! It’s hard to describe in words but you did a great job here

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@uncledoomer His show is like Mythbusters on crack

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@FischerKing64 Why does everyone obsess on the student, when the true victim in this scenario is so clearly the husband/children? I’m honestly fine with her going to prison because I despise cheaters so much, but that’s just me

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@lndian_Bronson Ok I’ve always been a CRA proponent until just now. If the CRA is interpreted as not allowing any discrepancy between racial groups then it’s no longer good and should be repealed

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@wasphyxiation Cavill is the rare actor that might actually be “too handsome”. He gets boxed out of some roles because the every day man can’t identify with him (which is why he was the perfect Superman, ironically). They can identify with Pratt easily

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@kylejmcdeezy @barstoolsports Damar Hamlin only has to play a snap to win that award so I would advise against this bet

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1 year

@RichardHanania The man is a standup comedian. This is better comedy than most standup’s out there today

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@cfbfrenzy22 That man right there along with the dude who threw to him

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@upstatefederlst This one killed me. A guy saying he doesn’t know how he feels about a divorce doesn’t actually not know how he feels. Men aren’t that fuckin dumb. They just don’t want to talk about it because it makes them feel like shit. Or you make them feel like shit. It’s one of the two

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I mostly just pity men at "not sure how I feel about my divorce" levels of emotional intelligence. they're not dumb, they're confused. they lack the tools to introspect. they were never taught. the emotions are just gonna sit in the pressure cooker in their heart, maybe forever

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@Babygravy9 @heyChrisBoyle The story of the Bison is one of the first times I was ever truly enraged at the actions of my former countrymen

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@whstancil Today Will Stancil learns that most progressives are selfish liars that hate the rich more than they love the poor More, at 11

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@Puzzledbyadream Or, hear me out, we send all of our centenarians to war!

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@SwannMarcus89 Nah. Ozempic will actively make the heart disease worse, without question. It will also result in damage to the liver, kidneys, and other vital organs. For someone who’s 400+lbs it might be worth it. For someone who’s 50lbs overweight it will do way more harm

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@goofxist This phenomena is what took the joy out of watching the Godfather for me. I had seen all of the tropes so many times in other movies it felt cliche and overwrought. Then I reminded myself that it was the first movie that ever did any of the things it did, and I appreciated it

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@SwannMarcus89 I still can’t get over how bad this show looks Not just not entertaining, but aesthetically repulsive

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@wanyeburkett I don’t consider myself an environmentalist at all but am surprisingly sympathetic to this guy’s thread here. Legit question, why does removing the leaves ever even cross your mind? I lived in the PNW for 20 years and never once even thought to leaf blow

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@gbbkk4 @Porter97977215 Powerlifting and some Track and Field events like Shot-put, for sure. Problem is that they are way overpowered by Scandinavian/Viking genetics that have the same power abilities but in a 6’8 frame

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@ConceptualJames What still gets me about this is not that they continue to lie, but that the majority of Americans still believe them. Most won’t even watch the full video if you put it in front of them. They can’t fathom that they’ve been lied to so aggressively. They start hurling insults…

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