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@joshscorcher

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Christian, Husband and Father of twins, Gamer, TTRPG dealer, Cheesemonger, KH-Lover/Mocker, and Fire Enthusiast.

Imagination Land
Joined October 2010
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1 year
Our official birth announcement! Val is on the left and Vel is on the right!
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I have no respect for anyone who mocks this scene. Many soldiers were posthumously awarded medals of honor doing this exact thing.
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4 months
What are your thoughts on this scene?
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Arven from Scarlet and Violet
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4 months
So wait, the game is harder if you play for horny reasons? ... That's f**king hilarious.
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4 months
You know the Stellar Blade skin suit everyone has been gooning over? Well I just realized a lot of people are in for a shock lmao. If you look at the description (which most won't) it turns out this suit activates hard mode by disabling your shields so you die super easy. Lmao
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4 months
I cannot fathom how this guy used an example that actually contradicts the arguments he made in the thread. Jocat literally just expressed his tastes in women, yet this guy whines about men not being allowed to exist as sexual beings? This guy is part of the problem he bemoans.
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Today, men are socially not allowed to exist as sexual beings. The bizarre result is this form of Reddit sexuality, in which guys try to make themselves as non-threatening as possible in order to express “permitted” sexual energy This falls into a few main pathologies:
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Look, I don't have a horse in this race, but this attitude of needing people to constantly engage is a reason why we have so much AAA live service crap. Playing a game then moving onto another one doesn't mean it's bad.
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Just a reminder, Palworld died a month ago. Also Pokémon day was only just a month ago…😭
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2 years
Hellena Taylor's situation has me conflicted because it doesn't feel black and white. Yes, she absolutely deserved better compensation than what she was offered. However, telling your fans "if you care about people you will boycott this game" is emotional manipulation.
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Hot Take: This moment honestly annoyed me. It felt like the forced-loss battle cliche with a new coat of paint. It took away my agency as a player. As the first fight it communicated to me that at any point I could be at the mercy of what "cool" thing the game wanted to do.
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“Oh, no… *I* say when we’re done!” gotta be one of the coldest moments in a video game
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@RetroLogicGames
Dan 🍌 Retrologic
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I literally can't deal with this shit today.
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5 years
What timeline are we living in where DORA and ANGRY BIRDS 2 are great films and the LION KING and ALADDIN are garbage?
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#ThankYouSakurai This was the best possible way this could have ended; you absolutely stuck the landing. We don't deserve you. NOW GO AND REST YOU BEAUTIFUL GENIUS YOU #SmashBrosUltimate #Sora #masahirosakurai
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...I'm a dad...
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Games need to be games. Not movies.
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4 months
What video game opinions get you this reaction?
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@Sorry_Tag @SuperMessi10i They take themselves seriously despite pretending not to as a shield from criticism. Good ol' Schrodinger's critic.
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The whole reason Flash gets brainwashed in the first place is because he nearly fails trying to stop a bullet from killing Harley. He literally died trying to save them... And their response is to pee on him and make a d**k joke. Will not be picking this up.
@TrueCulture7
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5 months
They Pissed On Flashes Corpse... No it's not a joke or a figure of speech. Just because it's in character for Boomerang to do. Doesn't mean you should actually do this in your story...
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I just threw up in my mouth a little. Using AI to "fix" art that doesn't need to be fixed and sucked all the identity out of it and made it look generic. The arrogance of this guy is on another level.
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Don't worry, fellas! I had AI fix it! Now we're talkin'! Someone should send this to the folks at Nintendo and show them how to do the art next time.
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2 years
EVERYONE SHUT UP I'M AN UNCLE NOW
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6 years
Engagement photos that we love from the bunch! Still deciding!
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@epicdndmemes We've had to roleplay Devils with absurdly long contracts. Some of us be method actors~
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1 year
ONE OF EACH BAYBEEEEEEEEE
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5 years
I'm getting married tomorrow. This is so surreal. 1 #daysuntilkaboom
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4 months
It seems Puss in Boots: The Last Wish was a fluke. Disappointing.
@DiscussingFilm
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4 months
DreamWorks is going to make significant cuts to their staff over the next few months. “Many departments are being cut in half, and the creative staff on movies could be reduced by as much as, if not more than, 40-50%” (Source: )
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So.... we gave our kids a toy shaped like a game controller. And they're playing with it together. THEY ARE OUR CHILDREN! THE GAMER GENE HAS BEEN PASSED DOWN LET'S GOOOOOOOOOOOO *not showing faces for sake of privacy*
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My mom, whom I love very dearly: "I just saw the new Indiana Jones. It was pretty good. Don't know why people are so mad." My sister, who woke up today and chose violence: "Yeah, but you liked the live-action Mulan."
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What people were expecting: Pokémon Legends Celebi or Kyurem! What people got: Pokémon Legends Zygarde How we reacted: #PokemonPresents #PokemonDay2024
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6 months
Very well. We'll won't own Ubisoft games. BECAUSE WE'LL STOP BUYING THEM FROM YOU. On the list.
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6 months
Ubisoft exec needs to get comfortable with people not buying their games. This is anti-consumer propaganda and a way to milk gamers generation after generation.
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4 years
Mmmmm.... Tastes salty........
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1 year
Hear me out... WEIRD AL AS KING BOO. runner up Mark Hamill
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Charlie Day wants a Luigi's Mansion movie
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I support the protesters, which includes innocent persecuted African-Americans, cops calling for reform, and all those trying to help and encourage positive change. I do not support d**kheads, the ones looting/burning, disproportionately brutal cops, or people egging it all on.
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9 months
It's expensive, smells awful, and you can get better tastes from soda.
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9 months
What opinion about alcohol will have you like this?
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The only- THE ONLY- THE ONLY BAD MOVIE ILLUMINATION HAS MADE ARE YOU KIDDING ME
@Manga_Kamen
MangaKamen - On the Road to 200k!!!
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So, the critic reviews for the Mario Movie are out... "The only bad movie that Illumination ever made" Yeah, I don't think I'll trust the top critics Look, I've long been a critic of critics, and I've always found sites like RT to be a poor measuring stick of a film's quality
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Oh look. Little Mermaid and Mulan remakes. ... *Goes back to watch animated versions and pretends the new ones don't exist*
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Val is the easy child. The only thing is he's a slow eater. Vel... is not. She is a grouchy, wriggly sleeper, burps up a lot, cries without a pacifier, and fights me during swaddling. Love them both so much. 💕
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5 years
Guess what we got!
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5 months
"What about our stockholders?! Who's helping THEM out, huh?!" On the list.
@gamedevdotcom
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5 months
Embracer says it's looking out for shareholders after cutting almost 1,400 jobs "Our overruling principle is to always maximize shareholder value in any given situation"
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MY BABY SISTER IS MARRIED NOW IM NOT OKAY AAAAAAAAAAHHHHHH 😭😭😭
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5 years
There are no words to describe what I'm feeling other than "I literally can't even right now."
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They're here!
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1 year
Ari's in the OR now. The operation is gonna be around an hour. Luckily...
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...guys. Hell froze over. Unless something really crazy happens in the next month... EA won't make the Fails list this year.
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Overwatch 2 cancels PvE Marvel:
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@DiscussingFilm
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First trailer for ‘MARVEL RIVALS’, a free to play 6v6 team-based PVP hero shooter Coming soon to Steam and Epic Games Store.
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DON'T. EVEN.
@ACriticalHuman
CriticallyThinkOutsideTheCube #ReleaseCoyoteVsACME
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The live-action Cat in the Hat movie was a comedy masterpiece.
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4 months
Vel is standing now!
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Vel climbed out of the walker. We're so screwed.
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2 years
Disapprove =/= Hate Permit =/= Condone Forgive =/= Absolve Disagree =/= Oppose Learn nuance.
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3 months
Am I this easily influenced? Yes. Yes I am. Honey, we're going to IHOP. Bring the kids.
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IHOP soon offering a Sonic the Hedgehog collab
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Being a father of twins has given me so much more respect for Donald Duck. He literally raised three kids from birth BY HIMSELF.
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Ummm... Huh? Ozai praising Zuko while dissing Azula? I feel like they have this backwards.
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People are actually trying to justify pirating #MetroidDread on the basis that because it's 2D it's not worth $60 lol Screw good and fun games that actually work on launch and aren't riddled with bugs and scummy dlc practices, amirite? If it's 3D and "pretty" it's all okay.
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PLEASE LET THIS GO SOMEWHERE
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EA is reportedly under criminal investigation after refusing to modify loot boxes in FIFA 18 to comply with Belgian gambling laws.
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-looks at Kingdom Hearts II Atlantica-
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8 months
Guys. I caved. I held on for as long as I could, but I can't do so anymore. ... I'm drinking coffee now.
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Something becomes Public Domain and they make it a horror game. Wow.
@JoshuaTookes
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6 months
ARE YOU F*CKING KIDDING ME?
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What are you TALKING about?? I and my audience of mostly 20-30 males have been complaining about predatory monetization for YEARS. The second they complain about an additional thing, suddenly it's something they "complain more about??" Get outta your echo chamber.
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You know we’re so cooked as a society when grown men complain more about the sex appeal and looks of a fictional character rather than the game having predatory pricing and locking single player content behind paid DLC’s and a season pass model
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5 years
This sticky note has saved me several times. I recommend everyone get these.
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4 years
Don't be afraid to create sympathetic AND unsympathetic villains. Thanos AND Frollo are both great.
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I really hope there's no big abuse or bigotry scandal this year for 2022 Fails. 1. Most importantly, because abuse and bigotry are awful and no one should suffer it. 2. I REALLY want to put NFT's at number 1. YES I AM PETTY.
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Got my Switch back from Nintendo and... all my save data is gone. Nearly 1000 hours of Three Houses/Hopes, all my progress in dozens of other games from launch day... and yes, even my save of Pokémon Scarlet RIGHT before the endgame. I'm going to go lie down.
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I am finally free from ZoominTV.
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8 months
I've seen a growing amount of people use the term "media literacy" or even "themes" as a mask to justify bad writing and storytelling. It reeks of "YOU JUST DON'T GET IT MAAAAAAAAAN."
@CentralScruty
Nick #EldenSweep
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Apparently people still need to hear this: Ellie let Abby go because she finally forgave Joel and herself. Not because "revenge bad" You have 0 sense of media literacy if you think otherwise. I thought we were past this but apparently it's June 2020 again.
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After watching Bill Cipher vs Discord... Cons: Disagree with the result. Pros: EVERYTHING ELSE HOLY S^&T DEATH BATTLE YOU POPPED OFF
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1 year
Welp. Kids wanted out. Val and Vel impending in T-minus 3 hours.
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4 months
Legitimately concerned about what's going to happen with RoosterTeeth considering what Warner Bros. did to Coyote vs Acme.
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4 years
Nintendo is your old-fashioned father. Despite how much you love him and how much he made your childhood magical, he's always been stiflingly strict with who you hang out with and he's extremely out of touch, especially with modern technology and trends.
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5 months
Bro, that's a Wile E. Coyote crash waiting to happen.
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Maraya is the largest mirror-covered building in the world.
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It'll be a while before we get an announcement picture. Both babies are fine, but Vel is gonna be in the NICU for a few days just to be safe. Super jazzed!
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...I have seen... ZERO marketing for this game.
@IGN
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The Will Smith-fronted zombie survival video game Undawn has bombed, according to a new report.
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1 year
You fired someone for just following right-wingers on Twitter prompted by a pedo-apologist and anti-religious bigoted Karen. You say you respect opinions and care about inclusivity, but your actions speak otherwise. You're going on the list.
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LRG respects all personal opinions, however we remain committed to supporting an inclusive culture. Upon investigating a situation, an employee was terminated. Our goal as a company is to continue to foster a positive and safe environment for everyone.
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Ya boi's eyesight finally deteriorated to the point where he needs glasses.
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I HEARD THEM I SWEAR
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5 years
Don't let anyone shame you for enjoying your Thanksgiving. Holidays are whatever we make them, and let yours be filled with happiness, togetherness, gratefulness, and humility rather than anger, division, envy, or haughtiness.
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Spoke too soon; losing mine too. This is kinda the final nail in the coffin that YouTube no longer belongs to YouTubers. It belongs to corporations.
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It's especially tacky that she's comparing herself to healthcare professionals who have worked 100 hour weeks since March 2020. And also, referring to Jennifer Hale as a "girl" and saying that "she is not Bayonetta and has no right to sign merch as her" is inarguably entitled.
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8 months
Wait... Is that ME at the end there?! Yeah, that's from Scariest Nostalgic Moments!
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3 years
They literally said she needs to smile more I CAN'T BREATHE
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3 years
Dear Metroid Dread: Samus doesn’t need to be an emotionless robot to be badass:
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5 years
Tonight....
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3 years
Thank you everyone. I'm overwhelmed by your positivity and support. Kori is doing much better.
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1 year
Val and Vel are doing okay. Ari is recovering from the surgery.
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1 year
They're here!
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We have been discharged from the hospital! We are home and settling in!
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The kids are coming in a month, and I can't wait to start being a dad!
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I'm so overwhelmed by everyone's love and support. I have a blessed existence and I'm incredibly thankful to everyone who not only showed up, but supported us from far away.
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6 months
DO I HEAR FIVE?!
@DiscussingFilm
DiscussingFilm
6 months
First look at another ‘STEAMBOAT WILLIE’ horror movie, which begins filming in Spring. The film will follow a sadistic mouse who torments a group of unsuspecting ferry passengers.
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Characters from different universes that would be besties.
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Characters from different universes that would be besties
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....no. I'm watching the Rittenhouse trial right now, and prosecution just tried to blame video games like Call of Duty. OH MY GOSH ITS NEVER GOING TO STOP.
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2 years
...one week. Couldn't even make one WEEK into 2022 without something making a guaranteed spot on the yearly fails list.
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iT's sUbVeRsIvE wE'rE uPdAtInG iT fOr gEnErAl aUdIeNcEs iT's nOt fOr yOu tHe oRiGiNaL iS oUtdAtEd aNyWaY
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There are also many other factors that are missing context. We know how much the franchise has made, but we don't know where all that money is going like other projects, what the budget for the game actually is, non-actor staff, marketing, etc.
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@joshscorcher
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5 years
Me and @FieryAramau at @Atary77 and @Eliyora 's wedding!!!
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It took 29 weeks, but my very pregnant wife has finally pulled the "you did this to me" card. That is some self-control lol
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