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GluteActivator

@Glute_Activator

2 years

When you finally acquire all four railroads

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GluteActivator

@Glute_Activator

6 months

Every muni has this guy. He works in the service industry so can only get out Monday or Tuesday. Super chill hang who will offer you weed by the 3rd hole.

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GluteActivator

@Glute_Activator

1 year

Jay walks into players meeting to a chorus of boos, fumbles for 30 seconds trying to turn a projector on, clears throat and starts slide show: “So we will introduce the ball rollback in a series of phases…”

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GluteActivator

@Glute_Activator

3 years

Literally every plus handicap has had the thought cross their mind that they should “go pro” only to get waxed by some divorced 37 year old Dad with a Rocketballz 3 wood who stuffs a towel in his back pocket while he putts. God speed Johnny. Here’s to many more GHIN doxxings.

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@Glute_Activator

1 year

Hell yeah, was hoping JT would use the equipment line as a guy that uses... *checks notes* - A 1 of 1 set of Titleist irons - A 1 of 1 prototype Scotty Cameron putter with a custom hosel design - Custom grind wedges that were unavailable to the public for years until recently

Golf Digest

@GolfDigest

1 year

Listen to JT’s three-minute thoughts on the new golf ball rollback plans. 🔊

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@Glute_Activator

1 year

Redo the logo @NoLayingUp

LKD

@LukeKerrDineen

1 year

Scottie the last player on the range. Was testing a new driver head, which he ended up swapping in to replace the old one. This was the exact moment he made his decision (wait for it…)

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@Glute_Activator

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Mike McAllister

@thegolfeditor

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"I think the game is in a perfect spot. The professional game, maybe it's a little more separated, mostly because of the media, not so much because of the players. But I think the game itself is in a great spot. "I think that we have the most amount of people playing the game,

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@Glute_Activator

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GluteActivator

@Glute_Activator

1 year

Sweet golf league where you have to play two tournaments while your first child is in the NICU. So much more time with family.

TMZ Sports

@TMZ_Sports

1 year

Brooks Koepka And Wife, Jena Sims, Bring Baby Boy Home 20 Days After Birth

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@Glute_Activator

2 months

I don’t know how I wasn’t alerted of this Spieth moment from last week but I’ve been laughing for 20 minutes at his entire thought process. “Absolute worst case we are plugged in the bunker” /against all odds, he does something outside of his possible range of outcomes 🫠☠️

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@Glute_Activator

2 years

America:

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@Glute_Activator

2 years

@PhilMickelson

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GluteActivator

@Glute_Activator

3 years

Boycott Callaway

claire rogers

@kclairerogers

3 years

“This is so cute!” - Kim Kardashian describing the brand new Callaway clubs their entire family just got

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GluteActivator

@Glute_Activator

2 years

In more important golf news… Adam Scott is on Day 6 of the tan sweater

Will Knights

@willknightsTFE

2 years

From Adam Scott’s Instagram. We’re on Day 5 of the tan sweater

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GluteActivator

@Glute_Activator

1 month

Every Cam Young week.

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GluteActivator

@Glute_Activator

3 months

More pants getting damaged beyond repair on the LPGA

claire rogers

@kclairerogers

3 months

😭

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GluteActivator

@Glute_Activator

2 years

/starts “Always Sunny” theme

Darren Rovell

@darrenrovell

2 years

It’s time for the PGA Tour to stop playing nice. An internal and external smear campaign of the Saudis is the only solution.

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GluteActivator

@Glute_Activator

6 months

Someone tell Hideki he’s aiming too far right

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GluteActivator

@Glute_Activator

2 years

Proud owner of 24 of 100 free tickets to the LIV event next week under Reed’s code. Shockingly easy and they don’t verify anything. Would be a shame if, I dunno, people “bought up” all the free tickets and then just didn’t show up.

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@Glute_Activator

1 year

Mrs TC must be a literal saint cause fellas, honestly, how quickly would your wife shoot this idea down? “Hey, I know we have two young children but I think I’m going to book a flight across a literal ocean tomorrow because I had a dream he’s gonna win despite being down 7.”

Tron Carter

@TronCarterNLU

1 year

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GluteActivator

@Glute_Activator

2 years

When you realize it’s not carolers at your door on Christmas Eve

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@Glute_Activator

2 years

The entire table is now so confused, including the older gentleman, bc I've said words that mean nothing to them. I take a minute explaining the nickname, which of course didn't help matters, and my wife just sits there completely embarrassed by me. Thank you @TheShotgunStart

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@Glute_Activator

1 year

Oh God, Kokrak is gonna die at the next team workout cc: @AndyTFE @BrendanPorath

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@Glute_Activator

2 months

This is legitimately the worst golf thing I've seen in years. Bryson lost all the goodwill he'd built up over the past couple months because he shared this information. Reeks of trying too hard to come across smart and different. "Mr. Ward" "Herman Keiser" Get fucked pal

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@Glute_Activator

11 months

Erica, once again, needing to quickly get Rory in a courtesy car. smh

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GluteActivator

@Glute_Activator

3 years

CBS loves nothing more than cutting to 16 to show boring ass tap-in putts from people obscenely out of contention.

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GluteActivator

@Glute_Activator

7 months

He’s got flow, no beard, and is curving the hat bill. Buddy took missing the Ryder Cup hard.

Underdog Golf

@Underdog__Golf

7 months

Cameron Young spotted with Wayne De Haas caddying for him during Tuesday's practice round at Kapalua.

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GluteActivator

@Glute_Activator

8 months

People should remember that while Charlie is bunting it around the PNC, George Gankas has an entire stable of 14 year olds getting gucci and scoobie ripping limited flight range balls onto the 101.

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GluteActivator

@Glute_Activator

3 years

Little known fact: You don’t have to tweet through this. You can just sit quietly with your thoughts.

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GluteActivator

@Glute_Activator

2 months

Perfect. Right where we want 'em.

Golf Digest

@GolfDigest

2 months

Jordan Spieth appeared to be searching in a range session at Muirfield Village. Read more:

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GluteActivator

@Glute_Activator

2 years

Imagine getting paid $200 million and you still give a shit about the dress code at your former employer.

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GluteActivator

@Glute_Activator

5 months

What if I told you all Bryson is lying and didn’t actually hit it off the heel cause it’s nearly impossible to hit a draw like that with a heel strike? Also people need to learn what gear effect is…

Brian Kirschner

@BrianKirschner_

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Brysons reaction to hitting a rolled back golf ball is truly amazing

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GluteActivator

@Glute_Activator

2 years

🚨 BREAKING NEWS 🚨 Drinking 8 Orgain shakes/day and gaining 30 lbs is actually not good for you.

Golfweek

@golfweek

2 years

Bryson DeChambeau dishes on his diet and why 'the Incredible Bulk' is no more

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@Glute_Activator

1 year

One of my favorite dumb Golf Twitter bits was rekindled this evening. John Peterson loves to tell us about what his ex-Navy Seal buddy says, although the details may change from time-to-time.

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GluteActivator

@Glute_Activator

2 years

Can someone please loan Andy a level?

Andy Johnson

@AndyTFE

2 years

I found someone with worse internet than @BrendanPorath

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GluteActivator

@Glute_Activator

3 years

@BarstoolBigCat There is a version of this that goes out over a pool which is a wonderful twist. Fail and potentially slap face first into water from 40 ft up. IOC whiffed here.

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GluteActivator

@Glute_Activator

1 year

@NoLayingUp @OmahaProd Plot twist: It's actually just 3 hrs of TC going down the leaderboard.

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GluteActivator

@Glute_Activator

5 months

Some poor soul watched Full Swing today, decided to add @TheShotgunStart to their podcast rota, and are getting baptized with a Puerto Rico In/Out/Alternate from an airport lounge.

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GluteActivator

@Glute_Activator

12 days

Maybe we shouldn’t have been so eager to get this guy back in our lives #girldad #mentalhealth

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GluteActivator

@Glute_Activator

2 years

Fellas, I have some news…

THE PLAYERS

@THEPLAYERS

2 years

THE PLAYERS remains a desired addition to @DJohnsonPGA 's resume. 🎟️

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GluteActivator

@Glute_Activator

3 years

Damn Few #RollPReedRoll

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GluteActivator

@Glute_Activator

9 months

Wow. I’m reading online that people may consider not playing golf because of the ball rollback. Is this true? Someone please advise? I would not want it to be too easy to book tee times in the future.

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GluteActivator

@Glute_Activator

9 months

The Iceland team in Mighty Ducks 2 was more likable

Atlanta Drive GC

@atlantadrivegc

9 months

The team is complete. And we got a 𝐒𝐐𝐔𝐀𝐃.

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GluteActivator

@Glute_Activator

2 years

Expenses: Player Contracts: $700 million+ Prize Money: $255 million Revenues: Sponsors: $0 TV Contract: $0 Tickets: $0 someone who is good at the economy please help me budget this. the Tour is hurting my league

Golf Digest

@GolfDigest

2 years

“The Tour has damaged LIV’s brand, driven up its costs by hundreds of millions of dollars, and driven down revenues to virtually zero." 👀

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GluteActivator

@Glute_Activator

2 years

Congrats to Greg and the LIV boys for finally getting on TV alongside Rory. Huge get.

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@Glute_Activator

7 months

Is it possible Anthony Kim is just a guy? He existed in a dark era of US golf talent. Beating up on Vaughn Taylor, Ben Curtis, Sean O’Hair, things of that nature.

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GluteActivator

@Glute_Activator

3 years

@BrendanPorath Smart move by Bryson having the Tour fight his battle for him. I'm sure it will all go smoothly from here.

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GluteActivator

@Glute_Activator

2 years

To which he corrects us and says "No, no. Sabbatini." Now I'm a little drunk and as disappointment falls on the faces of other guests who don't recognize this other Rory, I get even more excited by this news, loudly yelling "The Boy from Bratislava! That's incredible!"

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@Glute_Activator

3 years

Friendly reminder that the @USGA will schedule a U.S. Open 30 years out but apparently won't take it back to Chambers Bay, which is truly the greatest crime.

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@Glute_Activator

2 years

Last night I went to a dinner and sat at a table with an older gentleman who eventually mentions he used to play in PGA pro-ams. Someone else asks who his favorite partner was and he proudly exclaims "Rory! He's just a great guy!" So I say "You've played with Rory McIlroy?!"

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GluteActivator

@Glute_Activator

2 years

Not gonna give an opinion on Tour changes until James Hahn shares his thoughts.

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@Glute_Activator

7 months

Skip Bayless

@RealSkipBayless

7 months

NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!

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GluteActivator

@Glute_Activator

6 months

Who does Anthony Kim think his haters are? The whole reason any of this is possible is because he's quite beloved! Golf Twitter spent a decade talking about this guy and he thinks it's all haters?!

bunkered

@bunkeredgolf

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"Hello, haters. I'm back." -- Anthony Kim 👀🍿 (IG: anthonykimofficial)

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GluteActivator

@Glute_Activator

2 years

You can't just have a bunch of cameras in the room, call it "Full Swing" and somehow not have these two involved.

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@Glute_Activator

1 year

It’s February 2011. Riding a 4 game win streak and having just dropped 38 against the Lakers (outscoring Kobe), Jeremy Lin goes on the “Ripper Magoo” podcast and proclaims the only thing preventing him from being a future HOFer is not having LeBron James vertical jump.

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GluteActivator

@Glute_Activator

3 years

Death, taxes, not getting Masters tickets

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@Glute_Activator

3 months

Spieth: "The board is balanced. It's not player-driven." Glover: "We have no business having the majority." Rory: "The Tour is in a worse place... my confidence is low" Rahm : "I'm actually on both sides" Homa: "It's actually the internet making things seem worse than they are."

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@Glute_Activator

3 years

Your current leader in Strokes Gained: Tossing Clubs Into The Sun

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@Glute_Activator

27 days

Is JT the new Charley Hoffman? First round leader that is definitely not going to win.

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@Glute_Activator

9 months

@MitchSchwartz71 “THIS” Bama team needed a miracle play to beat a 6-6 Auburn team just last week. What are we talking about?

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@Glute_Activator

2 months

Fuck it. He’s winning The Open.

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@Glute_Activator

3 years

Armlock putting should be banned for anyone under 30.

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@Glute_Activator

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@NoLayingUp "I will begin an internship in private equity."

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@Glute_Activator

3 years

Aloha Golf Twitter, we need to talk. While we can agree the PGA Tour should be a more rigorous test in many ways, keep your outrage for the mainland pillow fights. Hawaii is for chill island vibes, whale watching, and untucked button down shirts. (1/2)

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@Glute_Activator

3 months

The biggest golf Tour in the world is going to get driven into the ground by a bunch of idiot golfers who are constantly told they are “very smart boys” because they’ve never had an authentic conversation since they were in high school. Truly insane times.

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@Glute_Activator

8 months

@NoLayingUp I am throwing up, Soly. Literally shaking and throwing up everywhere because of this.

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@Glute_Activator

5 months

I completely forgot this happened but I’m sure glad it’s back in my brain. Just an absurd moment.

Tour Pro 🏌️‍♂️

@OfficialTourPro

5 months

Vijay Singh stopping his practice session to watch Bryson Dechambeau do speed training on the driving range is still one of my favorite Masters moments.

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@Glute_Activator

2 years

Brad Henson Productions

@BradHensonPro

2 years

Trevor Lawrence said: "I can't imagine Arrowhead Stadium will be much louder than Jacksonville last Saturday" 🤔

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@Glute_Activator

8 months

I'm obsessed with this list of players and because I'm a sicko, I've unfortunately heard of all of them. Except for one... Incredible stones to stand up and make demands with this resume.

Tron Carter

@TronCarterNLU

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Ladies and Gentlemennnnnnnn…presenting the 2023 Mule Hall of Fame Class. 👏👏👏

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@Glute_Activator

2 years

@useGolfFACTS Why do you hate America?

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@Glute_Activator

1 year

v1.0 of the "Full Swing Target Audience Flow Chart" is LIVE. Feel free to refer to this handy guide when you watch the episodes.

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@Glute_Activator

1 year

This is the most Florida ass golf course I’ve ever seen

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@Glute_Activator

4 months

Bryson tipping his hat walking up 18 is such an insane move that I respect him even more now.

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@Glute_Activator

11 months

Fuck it, drinking straight into foursomes

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@Glute_Activator

4 months

Anyone who buys Masters merch and immediately puts it on eBay should be banned for life. ANGC already goes to great lengths to protect their brand so this should be a no brainer. Free those tickets up for anonymous Twitter accounts that just want to walk the grounds.

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@Glute_Activator

3 years

You gotta be a certified psycho to hit a low screaming duck hook towards a hazard while leading by 1 on the 72nd hole.

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@Glute_Activator

1 year

Another Mercedes Brooks can’t take out

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@Glute_Activator

2 months

My 2 year old mentally preparing herself to jump into the pool

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@Glute_Activator

5 months

Holy fuck. Live From has Johnson Wagner straight chucking fastballs at the Rory hill. Incredible content.

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@Glute_Activator

2 years

@KylePorterCBS Only guy ever who has had to decide between the birth of a child and an important career moment. Very brave.

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@Glute_Activator

2 years

@NoLayingUp Need someone to go out and remove guys in the middle of their round for no reason other than it would be extremely entertaining.

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@Glute_Activator

2 years

@peterjkostis Goddammit Peter, I just watched a livestream of a satellite crashing into a meteor this week. Let’s not pretend these are remotely similar eras technology-wise.

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@Glute_Activator

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@KylePorterCBS I’m embarrassed by how many @ngschuNLU -isms have taken over my brain but the “cop ball” never fails to make me laugh.

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@Glute_Activator

8 months

The 6 independent directors:

Tron Carter

@TronCarterNLU

8 months

Ladies and Gentlemennnnnnnn…presenting the 2023 Mule Hall of Fame Class. 👏👏👏

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@Glute_Activator

3 years

@NoLayingUp Let’s just get weird and reckless and guess the vaccination status of every potential Ryder Cup player.

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@Glute_Activator

2 years

@TronCarterNLU The NUCLR disarmament. What a historic day.

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@Glute_Activator

1 year

Hilarious visual to see paint residue from an oil protestor get blown away by a badass, gas-powered, backpack blower

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@Glute_Activator

3 years

The PIP was a mistake and this content is bad.

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@Glute_Activator

3 years

Fencing needs to get back to basics. Bigger swords and less protection.

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@Glute_Activator

4 months

@KylePorterCBS First child, no prior Masters win? Stay. First child, prior Masters win? WD. 2nd+ child? Stay.

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@Glute_Activator

1 year

Friendly reminder to thank a troop today. #MemorialDay

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@Glute_Activator

3 years

Hypothetically, is one allowed to have hot takes on a certain media company capitalizing on the NCAA’s fuckups to grow their brand? Hypothetically, of course.

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1 year

Getting hit by a falling tree on Augusta National property is literally my retirement plan. Can’t believe I missed it.

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@Glute_Activator

1 year

What in the hell is this? @AndyTFE @BrendanPorath

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@Glute_Activator

2 years

@Graeme_McDowell @TheOpen For sure. All shotgun starts have great pace of play in my experience.

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@Glute_Activator

2 years

Danny Hartigan

@imdannyhartigan

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World #1 showing World #2 what he thinks about his move to LIV. G’bye Mate! @NUCLRGOLF @PGATOUR

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@Glute_Activator

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What?

Brandel Chamblee

@chambleebrandel

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@KVanValkenburg You had one subject to cover for two hours and still felt the need to run a commercial… having to offset production costs of what, maybe 10,000$ at most? Now imagine having to pay a billion dollars for a product, pay a million a week to produce it, while covering upwards of

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