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Winning Life 👸🏻 SORRY..... Winging Life 😇

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@CelticFC @GIPHY 😳☺️😚🥰
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@LoveIsland Send him a postcard so he can stop lying already
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Dickhead here went to drop the car for a service, went inside gave my details to the receptionist and left. Then got in the car to drive home, guy had to follow me out and tell me I should probably leave the car 😭😭😭😭
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@skinnylilbih He reminds me of this guy if he cuts the hair...
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@jenjentee1 @Loxamillion @aliciaycollins @BeeBabs And then the papers will judge and ridicule how you look and what you wear. Fucking crazy.
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@jasebyjason Me too. I'm beginning to think alot of his previous behaviour was to impress the guys. Deep down hes a good guy and sanam aids that xx
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@septimusajprime I dont understand why they got up off the sofa to go sit on another sofa and stare lol
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@LoveIsland Stop trying to make on job happen, it's not going to happen
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@ask_aubry At 20.... I had absolutely nothing in common with a 46 year old man. Being closer in age with your 5 year old than the boyfriend is a no go. Weirdo he is.
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@Kathbum It was uncomfortable to watch. You may have responded as a Comic, but he was definitely speaking to you as a woman. He was not joking. That is the difference between your reply and his words. Sorry katherine, cant defend this man with you x
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@xZahida If this was a male to a female it would be abuse. Sorry he deserves much better. X
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@StrictlySparks Even if this is true. It's unprofessional and uncomfortable for the viewers.
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@notgwendalupe Tom Felton in The borrowers
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@LoveIsland Game playing. He knows he could win with ella.... but the red flags creep up constantly. He cant help it, is why he is enticing sammy to treat the new girls like shite.
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@LoveIsland Why is Olivia in every shot and why is she doing the commentary for every dance 😂 pack it in love island you are showing your favouritism!!
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When my sons dad passed away the nurses gave me a print of his hand. I thought I'd lost it during in a house move, just found it and I'm sat crying like a baby. 😪
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@Sayers33 She could say .... You can spend the night on the sofa alone with your twittahhh
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@vloneshaz Is why she is defending them as liking each other .... clarifies her own 😂😂
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@fesshole Shes probably happy you're banging the husband so she doesnt have to 😂😂
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I Have a guilty pleasure of listening to a glaswegian accent 😂😬
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Not with that voice shes not lol #LoveIsland
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@cutieekarinaa @stevienicks420 Half the fucking internet it seems.....
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@LoveIsland Can we have whitney island until the end please......
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@LoveIsland Sammy looked like he was held at gun point to say he liked jess.
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I think ron means he hasn't been himself here because of how the boys have treated him... i expect in the real world hed tell them to fuck off lol #loveisland
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fyi I said I like glasgow accent, do not send me pictures of your 🍆 especially if you didnt clean up before hand 😂 makes me want to clean your house not bounce on your peen sorry! 🙈
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@imacelebrity Jamie lynn spears best known for being Britney Spears sister more like 😂
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I follow alot of people's weight loss journeys on here. I often forget my own. 6lbs more and I've lost 7 stone. And I can't quite believe it 😆
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@narcography_ Exactly..... out of 100 bodies, not one relationship. Thats on him. Lol
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@sarahdestinyx Sexism is live and well. Men think they own sex 😂
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@KwajoHousing Wouldnt piss on you if you were on fire .... is one of my faves 😂
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@bmstores These..... or frosties sweets or echo bars. Mmmm mmm m mmm mmm
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#cbb sorry but telling someone to chnge their 'indian' name is fucking disgusting. Why is paul danan still there?
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@AJ_CELTIC Giakoumakis should have got a better deal
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@Beno_ldn Scaffolders? 🤣
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@OfficialPLT Ew. Why you promoting toxic relationships?
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@lookingforlewys Omg reminds me of earlier when at my appointment today the dr asked if I was Mrs or Miss. I said I no I'm not Mrs Ormiz have I come in for the wrong appointment 🤣
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@OfficialPLT Indiyah ..... ekin and tasha.... And Danica needs a eye shadow lol
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Found this at the carvoot for £4 🤩😍🤩
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@PhoenixSoarin @jiggyjayy2 Of course it is, if you value your sexual health or not wanting a child. If you consent to sex with protection and they remove it, it is no longer the same arrangement.
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@LoveIsland Andrew standing up to Luca is the best thing.
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@LoveIsland Medhi....... medbye dont let the door hit ya in the ass on the way out pal
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Sat waiting for Gary Barlow and Ronan Keating to come out and call louis walsh a prick on twitter 😂😂 #cbbuk
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@uncletypewriter Literally named posh and becks Not the other way around 😂. She had a massive presence in the 90s and 00s. WAG, fashion and that 1 great song with dane Bowers 😄
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@Obiwansinobi @21metgala Gee, why is he wearing blue?..... Look at the background behind him, barbie owns sky blue 🙄
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@ask_aubry Personally wouldnt sleep with him and I'd take pictures and send to his mum 😂
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@LoveIsland Nicole anytime ciaran breathes next to another woman.....
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@vampire_fairyy @canyabalism Literally sell them in every supermarket in the UK
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@yorkshirepud118 @trickybroon @MartinSLewis This literally happened to our family. I had 3 children under 4 and partner drown at 28. Can happen to anyone of us.
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@LoveIsland Unnecessary Would rather shit in my hands and clap than watch these two
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@BRATTYBARBl For me she was just as bad and anything now is false. Accountability and all that cant just blame the boys.
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@ShaniaJacko That dress looks awful on jess
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@fesshole How big is the fucking stocking
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@nortyneil @fesshole If the nails arent clean the ass isnt. There is a method in the madness lol
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@jasebyjason I think he likes her. Shes funny and beautiful. I just cant help think case amor will be his down fall but think he will regret anything he does x
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@LBC My partner died 9 years ago. The grief has consumed me for many years. I'm glad he has found someone to love, and love him back. Jo would be very happy for them both xx
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@jaycesongbyrd @Tallulah_Chanel Sure they think it happens overnight and people shouldnt come out in public until they meet the bmi standards.
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@MikeCur10692402 @EmmaKennedy @QBradders Check for a gas leak maybe. My bill is 260 for a 3 bed house 4 people x
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@LoveIsland Mehdi is mehdiocre without whitney thoughhhh
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#cbb is like a high school playground. U have your popular arseholes and your quirky dont conform 'geeks'
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@harrisonjbrock That dont impress you much then ? 😂😂
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@septimusajprime Turkey Teef are her type.... 😂
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@netflix Do people think they have to watch this? If you dont like it keep reading the tripe in the papers.
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@elusiveraf He needed Ngannou to win so he didnt look like a fanny in his own match lol
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@barbieonmywrist @fancylovess He wasn't in a committed relationship... Clearly.
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@bilzyb Unless they are Holly and Phil 🤣
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@NetflixUK You literally just showed everyone the end lol
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@LoveIsland Has olivia got shares in ITV or something?. Y'all obsessed!
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@heyyarnolddd She thinks him running rings around her is a chase 😂 dude been playing duck duck goose haha
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@Swift1989AGAIN @notgwendalupe The film is 20 years old. Camera phones with a flash didnt exist and camera phone cameras were shit 😂
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#cbb fuck off jemma... Only thing that jumps down your throat is Dick!! ...
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@ewwannm Agreed gahah
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@LoveIsland He looks at the camera with the same intensity.....
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@RoyleFamilyShow I love watching royle family when I'm feeling down. Still breaks my heart she died so young. Such an amazing contribution to humor.
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@NaomiLWood @BrugesGroup It's not that he shouldn't have been tested. But so should others!
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@EnClaudeNeuf Except shaq and tanya I agree
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@LillyImaan She doesnt even leave when he leaves 😂😂
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@LoveIsland Whole conversation gave me the ick 🤢🤮
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Taken on a potato 🥔 xxx
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Just wanna say there's so many lovely folk on here. I don't know majority off here but I love seeing your posts and chatting with yas 😁
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@LoveIsland Can you tell Will to stop dry humping thin air... thanks.
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@CelticFC 😂😂😳😂😂😂
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@NetflixUK Glenn hoddle did throw him under the bus. Imagine having all that on your shoulders.
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@user123123234 @chiefyams @axhleighlouise @CNSG35 Statistically he is the best manager. However, you factor into this groups, qualifiers, players etc. Had england had a better group they wouldn't have made the knock outs with the performance in the tournament.
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@chattyreality Can almost taste the filler 😂😂😂
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@CelticFC Immediately 😂😂 hes too kind 😂😂🥰
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@ATRightMovies Point break.... hands down phenomenal
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@LoveIsland Shouldnt even be reposted. Disgusting.
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@jonoread I think it always had a set character list -someone posh -someone laid back - someone really young -someone older -a mouth -a shit stirrer - an eccentric -a hottie or 2 lol Not changed much just different kind of characters.
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@LoveIsland Lucie & anton ❤️
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@coccinellanovem @IndiaWilloughby @GetTheLOutUK So we want progress by putting women into the stereotype of wearing dresses and sporting make up. 🤦🏻‍♀️
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@Kathbum @QueenJenbo It's totally not fine, he didnt speak to you like that because of who you are or what you do. If the presenter was another female I'm sure it would have still happened. He was clearly off his face!!
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@fnarpus @fesshole I think he meant the basis of a shag. ...
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@daemonnoire @ask_aubry 37 friends .... I dont even like more than 5 people 😂😂😭😭😭
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@piper4missouri I was put next to a boy who struggled in the class. Helped him to get his ICT GCSE. The guy ended up becoming a teacher. He was written off by too many of his own. I remember he bought me a Mars bar for helping him complete the tasks.
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@RealEmirHan Emma Thompson I think shes stunning
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