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Zahida Allen

6 years

I can't say "disgusting" without shouting it in a Scottish accent like that woman screaming at her kids, for not flushing a shit down the toilet lmao. DISGUSTEN

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Zahida Allen

@xZahida

5 years

Or she's been sat in the sun, every day, for hours on end.. for over a week lol

Hannah Esmeralda

@EsmeraldaHannah

5 years

Molly-Mae deffo been in the tanners 💉 #loveisland

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Zahida Allen

@xZahida

5 years

Michael: I walk past her and say hi Joanna: "well don't" Hmmm who's the immature one now Michael CHILDISH EHH y aren't u preaching those words #LoveIsland

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Zahida Allen

@xZahida

4 years

If the virus is so deadly, why do we always wait till Monday or 4am for the new rules to apply? Surely they should be applied IMMEDIATELY. What is COVID doing in the meantime? Having a quick holiday? Sleeping? Fuck off lol

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Zahida Allen

@xZahida

5 years

Imagine if we saw these bits in actual episodes; instead of them all talking about how much they have a connection and "it is what it is" - which has been the majority of #LoveIsland so far. Would be so much better to see them genuinely having fun

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@LoveIsland

5 years

UNSEEN BITS: Couple up with a boxer they said... It will be fun they said... #LoveIsland

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Zahida Allen

@xZahida

6 years

Next squad pic. I won't accept anything less

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Zahida Allen

@xZahida

5 years

@ASOS_HeretoHelp @xronnieanna Or can you stop adding clips because it's misleading when the product arrives and is completely different in real life? Show us how it really fits

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Zahida Allen

@xZahida

5 years

I'm so happy Tommy picked Molly-Mae!!!! That's the best decision, don't throw away something real for a one night flinggg 💃🏽. #LoveIsland

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Zahida Allen

@xZahida

7 years

Wouldn't it be gr8 if you could lose weight as easily as you lose your temper lmao

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Zahida Allen

@xZahida

5 years

I mean I most definitely am not.. can we be happy for Tommy & Molly without feeling sorry for Lucie?!

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@LoveIsland

5 years

We're not crying, you are. 😭 #LoveIsland

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Zahida Allen

@xZahida

3 years

If someone confided in you and told you personal things at a time you were friends or together, and then you fall out and reveal those things that they told you in confidence.. it’s the lowest of low and it says a lot more about you than it does them. Vile behaviour

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Zahida Allen

@xZahida

5 years

Feel really uncomfortable watching this situation with Lucie :/ I know the girls are trying to be nice but it's coming across patronising. She doesn't need to be like everybody else, it's okay to want to do your own thing and have alone time, she so harmless ❤️ #LoveIsland

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Zahida Allen

@xZahida

4 years

Am I just old or is this just not funny ? Don’t think this is my sense of humour don’t come for me, feel like she was doing it a bit too hard haha

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Zahida Allen

@xZahida

7 years

Need a tiny waist, flat stomach n a massive arse.. But also need pizza, Indian and Chinese 🙂

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Zahida Allen

@xZahida

4 years

2 types of people: My BF: gets into bed, asleep within mins Me: itchy foot, back starts itching, too hot, too cold, 1 leg out 1 leg in, need to turn on the side, think about what I could have said in an argument 7 years ago, overthink, insomnia, am I hungry? Should I eat???

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Zahida Allen

@xZahida

4 years

Just coz you knew me at one point of life, doesn’t mean you know me now

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Zahida Allen

@xZahida

2 years

I have 3 speeds of responding: 26 seconds 3 business days The point where it’s too disrespectful to acknowledge

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Zahida Allen

@xZahida

5 years

What did we do to deserve dogs 😭 best video ever

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Zahida Allen

@xZahida

7 years

This is pretty important. Please take a look x #staysafe

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Zahida Allen

@xZahida

4 years

I love complaining about my double chin, then cheering myself up with a pizza

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Zahida Allen

@xZahida

7 years

This campaign is genius. It got built up while everyone mocked/made assumptions but you had to wait to find out what this really is 🌍

Chris Hughes

@chrishughes_22

7 years

L'Eau de Chris? No, ludicrous. However you open up, just #DontBottleItUp . RT my campaign w/ @thecalmzone & @topman

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Zahida Allen

@xZahida

7 years

Does anyone else get really angry when they are starving n just need to eat to calm down lmao

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Zahida Allen

@xZahida

6 years

This is not cute. It's actually embarassing. Act your age you mess nooooo one is this thick

Carl

@CarlcsSmith

6 years

I literally can’t deal with this..... #loveisland

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Zahida Allen

@xZahida

6 years

Holding ya tits when you run down the stairs is an absolute essential on no bra days

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Zahida Allen

@xZahida

5 years

Devastating news about Caroline Flack. Newspapers and reporters need to take some fucking responsibility!! Ambushing someone’s life like that and driving hateful comments everyday towards her with biased headlines and staged photos!! How alone she must have been feeling. #rip

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Zahida Allen

@xZahida

7 years

Nobody wants to be around someone who is constantly negative. Brings everyone down with them. Surround yourself with happiness 🤗

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Zahida Allen

@xZahida

7 years

Don't be so silly. I'm the kinda gal who would be disguised as a seat in the back of the car. #fuckthegps

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@kedy21

7 years

@xZahida Your the kinda girl who puts a gps tracker in your boyfriends car 🚗

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Zahida Allen

@xZahida

7 years

How disappointing is it when u see a nice big warm jumper ruined with "SQUAD GOALS" on it? No the only goal for u is the bin daft cunt x

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Zahida Allen

@xZahida

5 years

@brookehouts There's no "true animal abuse" about it you braindead idiot. You spat on your dog, pushed him and beat him. That's ABUSE. You hurt an innocent animal

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Zahida Allen

@xZahida

6 years

Gin drunk = psychopath drunk. r u ready for my multiple personalities and for me to have 0 recollection of the night before when I wake up??

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Zahida Allen

@xZahida

6 years

Sad times, thought Dr Alex was a nice guy, but turns out he's like the majority of boys. What is it with the boys on this series with "I'm happy but could be happier". They're never gonna be satisfied n always wantin something new.. feel sorry for the gals. I love yas tho huns❤

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Zahida Allen

@xZahida

5 years

This is why clothes fit on the models and in real life I look like a sack 🙃😂

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Zahida Allen

@xZahida

7 years

How does Liv have the audacity to say "u don't like that I'm loud" when she tells him off every time he's having fun! SHE'S suppressing him!

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Zahida Allen

@xZahida

4 years

I could eat crisps and dip every single day mmmmmm

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Zahida Allen

@xZahida

5 years

Mad how lasses are kickin off at PLT, ASOS etc for writin a statement about chemicals that can cause cancer & other problems yet will sniff packets on end n go for a sunbed LOL🤦🏽‍♀️ (ps this statement is a legal requirement, bed covers, curtains etc can contact these same chemicals)

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Zahida Allen

@xZahida

5 years

Can't be arsed for Jet 2 to state they're the "first airline to sell Nando's on board".. you're selling crisps and hummus settle urself down will u, behave urself 😂😂😭😭

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Zahida Allen

@xZahida

5 years

Amy is breaking my heart, you can see the pain and sadness in her eyes and she is still trying to smile. Bless her 😭 Please @LoveIsland give that girl all the help and support she needs that was so brave #LoveIsland

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Zahida Allen

@xZahida

7 years

I wish I loved the gym as much as I love eating everything in sight

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Zahida Allen

@xZahida

5 years

I really like Yewande but she's getting on my nerves a little bit, she always seems down and it's always a pity party. Bad things have happened to everyone but you can't let past experiences define your future forever 😩 #LoveIsland

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Zahida Allen

@xZahida

5 years

Lucie keeps going on about nice hair, mate ur barnet hasn't been brushed since 2003 pls sort that the fk out #LoveIsland

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Zahida Allen

@xZahida

5 years

Rather be known for saying the word cunt all the time than a sexual predator tho lol 🤷🏽‍♀️

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Zahida Allen

@xZahida

5 years

I’m sorry I can’t back Leanne anymore, she was horrible about Mike, she CHOSE to endit with him and then expected him to do her a favour just coz it’s convenient for her. If it was the other way round she wouldn’t have picked Mike. #loveisland

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Zahida Allen

@xZahida

6 years

"How am I not the loyal one?" Just coz 95% of your vocabulary is the word "loyal".. doesn't mean you are lol #loveisland

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Zahida Allen

@xZahida

7 years

Me & Sean are going in the bath. You may see us splashing about but no meet & greets planned tho x

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Zahida Allen

@xZahida

6 years

Literally left the sunbed shop 10 mins ago and the girl behind the desk has already GUSHED over me lad n followed him on insta. Obv looked at the sheet for his name and she didn't even follow me the cheeky cunt 😂 well how about a follow yee to ya fkn house how bout that x

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Zahida Allen

@xZahida

6 years

Stay away from those people who don't seem to have a single genuine friend that they've known a long time and seem to have a new group of "friends" every week lol. There's a reason why they have no real mates #nottobetrusted

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Zahida Allen

@xZahida

7 years

Wouldn't it be nice if ur boyfriend could take pics of you from FLATTERING ANGLES fuck me watch me chinz I look like a pure potato

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Zahida Allen

@xZahida

5 years

It's so nice when you haven't had a drink in a while and then you have your first glass of proseccs n it goes straight to your heed and speaks to the psycho devil that lives inside u x

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Zahida Allen

@xZahida

7 years

Aw nah I hate when you buy something in a shop n they go "do u have a email address for a receipt?" Honestly no thanks ad rather lose the paper receipt than give u my email address have a nice day xx

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Zahida Allen

@xZahida

5 years

Can't believe I told me lad I'm starving from this diet and he goes "well just have a vitamin C tablet" oh yes thank u James why didn't I think of this appetising meal myself, I'm sure that's gonna fill my fat greedy gob

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Zahida Allen

@xZahida

7 years

How hard is it when you're trying to remain calm, but can feel satan coming down from hell to enter your soul and make you go psycho level 100 lmaoooo my life just put me in the blender

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Zahida Allen

@xZahida

5 years

How is Ovie smiling like that for Jordan and Anna? He is the definition of an absolute GENT, please @LoveIsland chuck in someone special for him! 😭♥️

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Zahida Allen

@xZahida

5 years

My problem is that someone can wrong me and can hurt me but somehow coz my heart is so big I just end up feeling sorry for them & forgive way too easily 😂

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Zahida Allen

@xZahida

5 years

What the actual fuxk Jordan JUST asked Anna to be his girlfriend YESTERDAY?!!! 🤦🏽‍♀️🤦🏽‍♀️🤦🏽‍♀️🤦🏽‍♀️ these people man. #LoveIsland

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Zahida Allen

@xZahida

3 years

Losing toxic people is a WIN 😁🙌🏽

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Zahida Allen

@xZahida

5 years

People from my school are onto baby number 2 and here I am onto day 2 of my hangover 🙃

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Zahida Allen

@xZahida

4 years

It’s so nice when your friends get in relationships & they’re happy but when they make the SHITTEST excuses to never see their friends, when you barely see eachother anymore it’s frustrating. I’m glad I’m not that person & my closest gals are the same & able to balance both

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Zahida Allen

@xZahida

7 years

Can we put some of Chris's farm animals in to cheer him up

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Zahida Allen

@xZahida

5 years

Well she looks beautiful in both pictures and your constant racism is revolting. Please place yourself in hell you won't be missed

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Zahida Allen

@xZahida

6 years

I'd rather get buried alive

Adam Collard

@theadamcollard

6 years

If I can recommend you ever meet one person in your life it’s Hayley Hughes 😂

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Zahida Allen

@xZahida

7 years

Did anyone else used to pretend to fall asleep on the sofa so your parents would carry you upstairs to bed lmao 😂😂

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Zahida Allen

@xZahida

7 years

My favourite memory with Sean is when he came to my door at 7.30am, 1 week after ex & said "I'm in love with u I should have told u sooner"❤

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Zahida Allen

@xZahida

7 years

Some girls bf is on the train with the girl he's been seeing, saying she's better than his gf. Am fuckin fuming I wanna sacrifice them both

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Zahida Allen

@xZahida

5 years

What the actual fuck catching up on #LoveIsland . And I've defended Lucie in the past but not any more how dare she throw the word "friend" around that much! "Don't tell molly she's my good friend" no sorry hun that is NOT how a friend behaves you're trying to sit on her man😐

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Zahida Allen

@xZahida

7 years

Imagine being 1 of those lush girls with a nice arse who walk around on hols with no make-up on lookin FIT. N there u are lookin like Golum🙂

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Zahida Allen

@xZahida

6 years

No better feeling than being in bed with the person you love, watching shit tv together and constantly laughing not worrying or stressing about a single thing ♥️ 🌎

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Zahida Allen

@xZahida

7 years

GIRLS! how annoying is ya lads irritating voice in the background sarcastically saying "are you ready?" every 2 mins. Well no am fuckin not and for asking again am gonna take another 10 mins n every time u ask, il take longer. so shut ya mouth how bout that??? Lmao

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Zahida Allen

@xZahida

6 years

Eyals begging it n begging it soooo much it's so difficult to watch. Who else is cringing ?? #loveisland

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Zahida Allen

@xZahida

7 years

Why do people say shit like "you never bother with me anymore" Effort comes from both sides can it isn't one way, if you're that arsed you should have text me first. Doesn't always need to me be! So. Shut. Up. Bye

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Zahida Allen

@xZahida

7 years

Ok. When someone calls you fake for wearing make up coz that's not "what you really look like" ..why don't u piss off hun and call someone fake for wearing heels ? That's not their real height? Get in the bin ya goblin

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Zahida Allen

@xZahida

7 years

What kind of immature species is Liv? Just coz ya argue with someone for a DAY, doesn't make you fall out of love with them in seconds? CUNT

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Zahida Allen

@xZahida

6 years

More heart breaking news 😭 No one deserves to feel alone. RIP Aaron, I hope you and Sophie can be together now😞♥️

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Zahida Allen

@xZahida

6 years

So funny the person who used to call me a paki in school every single day, now sends me messages saying "ur stunning", "ur legit the best looking lass av eva seen" aye right fuck off u will never get dis lalaalalaaaa

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Zahida Allen

@xZahida

5 years

So upsetting. As annoying as she has been a few times (everyone is annoying sometimes) no one deserves to feel this way, like they aren't good enough and compare themselves to competition that's the complete opposite. Makes you question yourself. We love you Amy!

Love Island

@LoveIsland

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💥FIRST LOOK 💥 Amy's heart breaks as Curtis tells her the truth about Jourdan, and the villa erupts as Michael and Amber come face-to-face. Tonight, 9pm on @itv2 . #LoveIsland

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Zahida Allen

@xZahida

5 years

If a girl has a new best mate or a new circle of girls every 3 months SHE IS NOT TO BE TRUSTED 😊 defo wants to suck ya mans shlong

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Zahida Allen

@xZahida

5 years

She reminds me of them creeps that hang around outside toilet clubs who you don't wanna talk too, yet they grab you anyways 🤢 Full on predator.. how is she allowed to get away with this behaviour just coz she's a girl?

Ell Fowler💁🏼‍♀️

@EllieFowler19

5 years

I don’t tink he wants to kiss ya luv #loveisland

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Zahida Allen

@xZahida

5 years

It's a "personalised" suitcase you idiot. If your 3 brain cells were able to navigate your way round clicking the link then you'd know. It's not merchandise with ZA on it. It has ZA on it because those are my initials for my personal use u brain dead wank stain

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Zahida Allen

@xZahida

7 years

Love Montana loads, but are we seeing a really bitchy side to her :( feels like she's too confident that she's gonna win so being nasty😕

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Zahida Allen

@xZahida

6 years

How devastating is it when your pet isn't feeling well and they can't even talk to you, to tell you what's wrong?? 😭😭 my heart

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Zahida Allen

@xZahida

7 years

Shoutout to Sean's little STAG WEEKEND friends. What a weekend eh boys, well done to my EX lad for turning out to be the biggest lying bullshitter in the world. To the point he can't even keep up with his rehearsed lies LOL. I am a million times better.

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Zahida Allen

@xZahida

6 years

As lovely as it is for it to be so sunny and hot in the UK in February.. it's also scary that the planet is heating up. I'm scared 😳 it's WINTER it should not be 20 degrees

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Zahida Allen

@xZahida

6 years

Megan: "I want to ask Wes to be my boyfriend" Translation: I want to get to the final and win 50K We see through your bullshit hoe x

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Zahida Allen

@xZahida

5 years

Tommy to Molly: "you're my exact type" Tommy to the new girl: "I don't really have a type" Lmao been 3 mins and he's forgot who he's coupled up with 😂

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Zahida Allen

@xZahida

5 years

The long hairs gone goodbye 💇🏼💇🏼 hello to an extension free zee x

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Zahida Allen

@xZahida

5 years

So what you're saying is you only abuse your pet when ur having a bad day?🤦🏽‍♀️ @brookehouts Someone take this cunts dog away from her, she does not deserve a pet. Can we all report this girls YouTube channel aswell? Thanks for accidentally showing the world you're an animal abuser

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Zahida Allen

@xZahida

7 years

Imagine if you could watch a trailer to YOUR 2018, to see a preview of what's to come 😱

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Zahida Allen

@xZahida

7 years

Gabby a don't mean 2 alarm u but that lie detector has just cost you 50k lol

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Zahida Allen

@xZahida

7 years

Just seen this at the airport .. but I didn't see Dom & Jess tho lmao #loveisland

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Zahida Allen

@xZahida

5 years

Imagine a skank has just liked my friends boyfriends photos and then followed him, but ignored all the photos of my friend & her bf together 😂 you've been posted in the group chat.. we see you 👀 Get your own man, u thirsty hoe 🤢

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Zahida Allen

@xZahida

6 years

Catching up on Love Island n for me this is the SHITTEST series ever. I've heard Sam say he just "needs to get to know someone" about 100 times, no one cares about love, everyone's clinging on to anyone's actual arse hairs for the endorsements after the show n the final. Bye

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@xZahida

7 years

Right sorry but wtaF are them vids where girls play music, video themselves just posing n touching they're faces 😂 it's not sexy ya weirdo

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@xZahida

7 years

Whoever laughed at @marcel_rockyb at the beginning (including me) we should all be ashamed of ourselves. What a diamond he is #LoveIsland

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Zahida Allen

@xZahida

6 years

I know everyone's into series like Peaky Blinders, Power, Breaking Bad etc but can we take a moment to appreciate Desperate Houswives?? I used to fucking love that show n I wanna re watch it again 😂♥️

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Zahida Allen

@xZahida

5 years

I adore Ovie, he has such a pure heart 😢 I hope he finds what he is looking for. Anna ripping his heart out twice #LoveIsland

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Zahida Allen

@xZahida

5 years

It’s nearly 2020, Hopefully we leave that big denim jacket with the white puffy fur sleeves and hood in 2019 amen

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@xZahida

6 years

This gal from Newcastle who actually tries to be my friend and arse licks the fuck out of me, is now onto number 3 of my ex's lmao. What is actually wrong w u ya big weirdo, do u wanna climb into my actual arse hole and start a family ??? x

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Zahida Allen

@xZahida

7 years

Need to get this of my chest lmao. When girls comment on Sean's photo tryin to give him shit & he rinses them, they quote "your mum didn't raise u right to speak to a woman like that" listen Hun if u dish it out ..EXPECT it back - man or woman! 😂 fuck off before u gan in me oven

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Zahida Allen

@xZahida

7 years

THIS IS PINK AND WHITE!! Why am I seeing people say otherwise? What does everyone see?!

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Zahida Allen

@xZahida

7 years

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Zahida Allen

@xZahida

5 years

Very shocked and saddened to hear about the news about @MikeThalassitis ! So young 😪 My heart goes out to his family and friends at this difficult time. Read in peace Mike ❤️

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