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@Kwa_Manje

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Joined November 2017
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@Kwa_Manje
Lady_in_Red
9 days
Them: how rich are you? Him: your inside house expensive furniture is my outside veranda furniture🤣🤣🤣
@HatsaVii
Nohaata
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Monday
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@Kwa_Manje
Lady_in_Red
1 month
The reserve bank of Malawi furiously watching Tonderai kufupa ma dollars ku ukwati
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@Kwa_Manje
Lady_in_Red
1 month
If i send you this picture, just know that: you are one person who doesn’t let emotions interfere with your business😅
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@Kwa_Manje
Lady_in_Red
2 months
The disrespect on Zeze is uncalled for. This guy is mad talented. Are you telling me you can’t praise Fada Moti without degrading Zeze? These two can co-exist in the industry without any of this bullshit. To hell with your weak comparisons. Nincompoops!!!
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@Kwa_Manje
Lady_in_Red
2 months
With all due respect, why would one think she is not from Malawi?
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@Kwa_Manje
Lady_in_Red
2 months
A Malinga sibasi pano ayambiranso kudya nkhumba yoletsedwa ija?🤣🤣🤣 Eehh koma chikondi penapake
@widowakanda
jordan daddy 🐐
2 months
zikuti bwaaa 🙄
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@Kwa_Manje
Lady_in_Red
1 month
This is the kind of tolerance that every business owner needs to have 😅
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@Kwa_Manje
Lady_in_Red
1 month
Doc at every function 🤣🤣🤣
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@Kwa_Manje
Lady_in_Red
8 days
Laz after seeing this tweet:
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@MosesMthawanji
Anointed
8 days
Ndalama sitipepha muchizungu
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@Kwa_Manje
Lady_in_Red
13 days
Me listening to people on Gossip Corner saying ufiti kulibe when i recently witnessed pregnancy being transferred from a girl to a man chifukwa the man said mimba si yake, when infact it is his
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@Kwa_Manje
Lady_in_Red
11 days
Nobody: Absolutely nobody: Gwamba: Hey guys, as you can see, this is a buy one and get one for free sale😅. Come buy yours.
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@Kwa_Manje
Lady_in_Red
20 days
Do we all agree that the malawian artist anomaly is Lawi?😅
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@Kwa_Manje
Lady_in_Red
22 days
Them: Name the title of this Malawian song Me: M’malere by Teddy Makadi😅
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@Kwa_Manje
Lady_in_Red
3 months
Onesimus wationa kale iti koma?😅
@Brave_adz
dziwitsani
3 months
K25,000
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@Kwa_Manje
Lady_in_Red
19 days
Apaseni mtedza adye amenewo, mwina angapangeko nut lero
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@Kwa_Manje
Lady_in_Red
3 months
Area 49 is beverly hills of Malawi😂. Which side of the USA are you coming from in Malawi?
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@Kwa_Manje
Lady_in_Red
3 months
SDA members are the sneakiest people i know on earth😂
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@Kwa_Manje
Lady_in_Red
20 days
To die is one thing. But to die and not be recognizable by your loved ones is despicable. How will one even begin to mourn such death? Wouldn’t wish it on anybody. MTSRIP 😢
@iam_samjuma
Lil Sam
20 days
Mpaka anthu onse kupsera mommo😭
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@Kwa_Manje
Lady_in_Red
2 months
Them: show me perfection Me:
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@Kwa_Manje
Lady_in_Red
6 days
Mwandiwelengesa ngati ndili ndi Chimfinetu Faith😂😂😂
@FaithEmmanuelah
Faith~Emmanuelah 🦋
7 days
Kumabweza gogole ehh!!!!!!
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@Kwa_Manje
Lady_in_Red
17 days
No one: Absolutely no one: Men every morning😂:
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@Kwa_Manje
Lady_in_Red
3 months
This Spe guy is Vanessa in lyrical terms. The way he uses sexual metaphors in his songs, you would think they are both cut from the same cloth You can tell the guy is smart as he doesn’t just throw in words. His use of literary devices are top level That Chibompi song though🔥
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@Kwa_Manje
Lady_in_Red
20 days
If you have beautiful, white and aligned teeth, you are already in my top list of good-looking people in the world ☺️☺️☺️🔥🔥
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@Kwa_Manje
Lady_in_Red
2 months
Tuno is one of the best vocalists in Malawi. Don’t confuse her extroverted behavior with her talent. Give credit where it’s due If Tuno was given the best resources and support one needs, she would cook Malawi magic that it has never heard☺️. That lady is audacious please!
@RonnieCFC_
COLD PALMER 🥶 ™️
2 months
Who is the best female singer in Malawi? Like actual vocals osati za achina Tuno.
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@Kwa_Manje
Lady_in_Red
1 month
I think it all depends with the level one is in life. I dig your perspective, however, to lower & some middle class people, these places are more than date worthy. If you have been exposed to gud life and in high income bracket, then yes, these places myt seem not date worthy😊
@fortunatamk
Thokozani Fortunata Mkawa
1 month
As a person who was once taken to KFC for a date and almost taken to SANA food court, i think it’s important to ask beforehand where you are going to avoid unnecessary surprises 😂 …. There’s nothing wrong with KFC and Sana food court, I just don’t think they are date worthy.
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@Kwa_Manje
Lady_in_Red
2 months
Zeze: Tiyeni, Tiyeni, Tiyine! Fada Moti: Tivaya ku, Tivaya ku, Tivaya ku?
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@Kwa_Manje
Lady_in_Red
5 days
That indeed bible stories can happen in our real time and space😂. Watching these two Davids effortlessly defeating some Goliaths on this platform, has been the highlight of this week🤣
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@YOVEE___
Amuna YO😁🇲🇼
5 days
What have you learnt in this week⁉️
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@Kwa_Manje
Lady_in_Red
3 months
Si aliyense amene angasiyire school panjira ndikukhala Napoleon Dzombe. Tazingolimbikirani school apa
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@Kwa_Manje
Lady_in_Red
3 months
Anthu ku Blantyre kuno mukupuma mpweya wabwinotu. So clean and serene. Ngati kuti ndili ku Scotland. Koma ayi ndithu, ku Malawi kwenikweni 😅
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@Kwa_Manje
Lady_in_Red
3 months
Ma celeb musicians odziwa ku dresser ku Malawi kuno ndi awa Zeze Onesimus Saint Aidfest Ngati muli ndi vuto ndi list yangayi lembani yanu😎😎😎
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@Kwa_Manje
Lady_in_Red
13 days
Him: mamie palibetu amene amandifuna or kundikhumbira ku ncthito. Ndiye osamadandaula. Meanwhile him at work:
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@Kwa_Manje
Lady_in_Red
2 months
Ife tinayamba takunenaniko condom itakhwepa kuti ma condom siovala aliyense?
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@YOVEE___
Amuna YO😁🇲🇼
2 months
Ma G - string siovala aliyese
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@Kwa_Manje
Lady_in_Red
19 days
No one: Absolutely no one: Yesu today😂:
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@Kwa_Manje
Lady_in_Red
25 days
Utha kumayesa ngati ulibe foot fetish meanwhile sunakumaneko chabe ndi nkazi waphanzi lokongola loti ungasope or kuyamwa
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@Kwa_Manje
Lady_in_Red
2 months
Ndiye timve ziti ifeyo?😂😂😂
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@Kwa_Manje
Lady_in_Red
1 month
Gossip corner: Mwamuna sachedwa kuthira umuna nkazi akakhala okoma. It only takes 5 to 10 minutes😂🤣. Girls on Gossip corner:
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@Kwa_Manje
Lady_in_Red
3 months
Patukani! Patukani! Lady in Red is in the building 🔥🔥🔥🔥 Komanso Xandria receive your flowers, you gorgeous, talented and generous queen 👸
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@Kwa_Manje
Lady_in_Red
24 days
Misephayo yangondikumbutsa chida cha alamu anu tikangophana maso🤣
@Vendesambani
Vende
24 days
How I hold my phone, "when i walk past Anamaskin"😂
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@Kwa_Manje
Lady_in_Red
2 months
Pemphero Mphande anapephera Pemphero lenileni🔥
@Keturah_musicMw
Keturah
2 months
Hello 29! ❣️🎉🌼
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@Kwa_Manje
Lady_in_Red
1 month
Yes you built me brick by brick. But do you have to broadcast that on one of my fucken big days??????????????🥹🥹🥹🥹
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@Kwa_Manje
Lady_in_Red
11 days
Me to mahopu after listening to Ukununkhila by Spe: ndikuuze kangati, kuti ndimakufila, ndingofuna tizitchila😭
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@Kwa_Manje
Lady_in_Red
9 days
Sizoti mukagula perfume/cologne odula ndiye kuti automatically mununkhira bwino. Tamasambani bwinobwino apa.
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@Kwa_Manje
Lady_in_Red
1 month
Komanso behind mwamuna aliyense ovala bwino, kuli nkazi amene the guy asks if he is looking fire or he needs to change, before kutuluka mnyumba.
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@Kwa_Manje
Lady_in_Red
11 days
Perhaps the church gets such a flood coz they are non judgemental 😅😅😂😂😵‍💫😵‍💫😵‍💫
@Tchekela
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Nde Pali church inayake mu lilongwemu kumangozaza mahule ndima blesser🙌🏻😅😅
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@Kwa_Manje
Lady_in_Red
2 months
Chabwino ku area 49 kuno ndi kwafumbi komanso misewu ndiyopoila. But, you can’t deny the fact that area 49 exudes an immense vibe that can’t be found anywhere here in Lilongwe. Kuno ndi kuchimake kwa moyo wabwino, moyo wambiri😇😇😇
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@Kwa_Manje
Lady_in_Red
2 months
Ma gaye, smelling nice is a must!
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@Kwa_Manje
Lady_in_Red
3 months
Chithu chako chomwe chikati chikutembenukire😂
@itsDarkish
Mrs Marcus Rashford ☺️❤️
3 months
How do you deal with ma heartburns caused by nyemba, anyone? 🥹
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@Kwa_Manje
Lady_in_Red
9 days
Mmene kukuziziliramu, odi ndionjezere zofunda ine since kulibe ma kadozi🥹🥹🥹
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@Kwa_Manje
Lady_in_Red
10 days
🎶Step by step tikukwera wekha ukuona tikupanga elevate🎶
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@Kwa_Manje
Lady_in_Red
2 months
Mpaka kuthetsa chibwezi chifukwa nkazi ali ndi bass? Aahh ma gaye😂😂😂😂😂
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@Kwa_Manje
Lady_in_Red
3 days
Point me to or show me a better Sunday Soirée outfit than this one🔥🔥🔥
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@Kwa_Manje
Lady_in_Red
1 month
Olo kuchi rider ichichi munthu utha kuzipweteka. Kutalika kwa bwanji uku. Ngozi yeniyeni🤣. The driver must be an expert😂
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@Kwa_Manje
Lady_in_Red
2 months
Mushroom shade, mukachoka ku cinema ko, mutipeza pa YouTube. We are very patient people 😂😂😂😂
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@Kwa_Manje
Lady_in_Red
6 days
This is how people who only like but not repost look like. Hiding behind the like button so the bullet goes first to the Joeboys, who reposts😂.
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@Kwa_Manje
Lady_in_Red
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@AstroShumba
Shumba✝️
4 months
Ubwino wake yanga ndiyodura😂
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@Kwa_Manje
Lady_in_Red
3 days
Phee mutakazinga chips chanu mu madzi🤣🤣🤣🤣
@TibrahMw
Tibrah🇲🇼🇹🇿
3 days
Komatu when I cook I make sure!!!😂😂😂😂🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣.
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@Kwa_Manje
Lady_in_Red
17 days
Everyone who listens to Spe smokes😅. However, not everyone who smokes listens to Spe🤓
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@Kwa_Manje
Lady_in_Red
2 months
Them: Mwatchena komanso mukununkhira bwinotu adona Me:
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@Kwa_Manje
Lady_in_Red
2 months
Tilengezako ma hit songs for the first half of the year: Chakwaza M’malere Mukadalitsa Controller Testimony Tempolale Mumapephero Yekha Chibompi Bana Pwanya Fragile Tayiwala ina ngati?😅
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@Kwa_Manje
Lady_in_Red
20 days
Not thirsty koma ndufuna madzi😎
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@Kwa_Manje
Lady_in_Red
2 months
Utha kumayesa ngati ndi Malaria, koma ayi ndithu, thupi lufuna kusamba.
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@Kwa_Manje
Lady_in_Red
2 months
For the same rent amount, would you rather live in a BQ in area 10 or live in a mansion in Kawale?
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@Kwa_Manje
Lady_in_Red
19 days
Those that did not skip this stage will be alright 😂😂😂
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@kissa_loti
Sweet One💓🇵🇸🇸🇸🇾🇪🇪🇹🇨🇩
19 days
For a country that has a terrible health care system , there’s no way we are going to manage the mpox epidemic if it gets here 😂
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@Kwa_Manje
Lady_in_Red
3 months
Komanso mutha kukhala kuti you are downplaying Malinga. Atha kukhala kuti waswa mtima wamnzake ndi Malingayu😅
@slicemagazine
The Slice Magazine
3 months
Malinga is officially in album mode. According to the musician, his new album, which he says is ready, features artists from Malawi 🇲🇼 Jamaica 🇯🇲 Zimbabwe 🇿🇼 Zambia 🇿🇲& Ghana 🇬🇭
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@Kwa_Manje
Lady_in_Red
26 days
Eehhh what a capital city of Malawi! Fumbi paliponse, then madzi nawo kumasiya daily. Ndiye fumbi tizipita nalo kutiko ifeyo? Mxiewww!
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@Kwa_Manje
Lady_in_Red
1 month
Them: Tea or Coffee? Me: Tea Them: Are you British? Me: Yes, by colonization!
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@Kwa_Manje
Lady_in_Red
12 days
The green and the blue colours are so dominant on this calendar 🤣🤣🤣🤣
@merv_inn
M E R V I N 
12 days
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@Kwa_Manje
Lady_in_Red
1 month
Komanso dzina loti ‘zibwente’ lukundimvekera motukwanatukwana choncho
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@Kwa_Manje
Lady_in_Red
10 days
🔥🔥Zaza, zaza, tikungosuta zaza, zaza, chimwemwe chango(zaza). Ndili ndi ma shasha, ina ili m’manja ina mu bag nangoshava🔥🔥. Tikungosuta zaza, zaza🔥🔥😂
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@Kwa_Manje
Lady_in_Red
23 days
Him: Chonde tilembenikoni nchito iliyonse ndizipeza ndalama. Anthu akuti andituluka chifukwa choti ndinavala wedding gown pa stage during this show🥹
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@Kwa_Manje
Lady_in_Red
4 months
And the tweets are not even funny This boy does nothing but appreciate beauty and make money here
@JulioMulenga
MALAWIAN CHILD🇲🇼
4 months
Koma ladies, Mwaiwala it's the same hyper who raised your confidence ndima 10 ake, pano mukumunyoza?? Fine
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@Kwa_Manje
Lady_in_Red
1 month
Nohaata:
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@MichaelKawere
BlaKmaN
1 month
Y'all turning this app to LinkedIn? Smh
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@Kwa_Manje
Lady_in_Red
5 months
Experience what? An illusion? No please.
@OpticalPhotogr1
Optical Photography
5 months
Come by the studio and experience the experience with Optical Photography
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@Kwa_Manje
Lady_in_Red
1 month
Kunyada as if phone yanu ikagwera m’madzi simuyika mu mpunga bwanji.
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@Kwa_Manje
Lady_in_Red
2 months
This exam is easy
@Untouched260
UNTOUCHED
2 months
The Exam will be easy The Exam : chose between A or B
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@Kwa_Manje
Lady_in_Red
3 months
Mphepo yake yimeneyi nde wina azikulanda ma hoodie in the name of love. Muferadi Chikondi ndithu
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@Kwa_Manje
Lady_in_Red
1 month
Let’s work hard, so that ana anthu will have to get into relationships because of love, and not as a means of survival.
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@Kwa_Manje
Lady_in_Red
1 month
🎶inde mwavala Jordan koma ndi wa fake taonani, inde bwelerani🎶 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣ndiye wina atulutse Jordan wake wa fake mu nthawi yinoyi🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣uzibwezedwa ku Tiyeni🤣🤣🤣🔥🔥🔥🤣🤣🔥 Jetu is back with another banger titled ‘Simunatchene’. Go watch on YouTube!
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@Kwa_Manje
Lady_in_Red
10 days
Me right now☺️:
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@UrgirlOnicah
Dicia 🐞🦋🖇️'blà.çk gïrl🖤
10 days
Mmoyo mwanga mungofunika Zi achina Kwa manje zambiri mbiri 🥹
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@Kwa_Manje
Lady_in_Red
17 days
Kaya mukudya chani kumeneko Sunday lino? Ife kuno ndiye nsima ichepe, ndiwo zichuluke☺️
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@Kwa_Manje
Lady_in_Red
7 days
Me right now:
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@tunosiwe
💦❤WATERS💦
7 days
Anthu onyozawotu amakhala awawa🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣.. ahh 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
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@Kwa_Manje
Lady_in_Red
1 month
Kodi nditha kugula liquid hand wash soap ndikukagwiritsa ntchito muthupi as shower gel right?
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@Kwa_Manje
Lady_in_Red
5 months
Mwamuna mmodzi wa neat, odziwa kuvala ndi kununkhira bwino, who can handle intellectual conversations, komanso odziwa kuholder chiuno bhobho ndiwokwanira☺️
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@Kwa_Manje
Lady_in_Red
13 days
Mpakana Jetu, Lady in Red, wavala Wig ine ndisanavaleko olo imodzi😭😭😭😭😭😭.
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@Kwa_Manje
Lady_in_Red
2 months
I have decided to be waking up between 4am and 4:30am. This allows me the chance to be able to grasp the beautiful fresh air in Lilongwe before the day brightens for the city to continue with their industrialization actions.
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@Kwa_Manje
Lady_in_Red
15 days
Amatuluka thukuta pafupipafupi
@FaijoProsper
FAIJO PROSPER 🇲🇼
16 days
Kodi Mmadziwila chani kut Nkaziyi ndi othamangathamanga?
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@Kwa_Manje
Lady_in_Red
26 days
Aliyesedi amafuna kukhala “beauty with brains” yah😅
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@Kwa_Manje
Lady_in_Red
1 month
This picture depicts the obvious “yes, awa ndi ma celeb anu komano kwa ine ndi ana anga. These are my sons. If i say Doc jump, he will. If i say Onesi cheer me up, he will’🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣 The thing about a picture is that we can all interpret it differently.
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@Kwa_Manje
Lady_in_Red
1 month
Them: Nkazi okumwa special sanditsangalasa. Ngati umamwa special si iwe nkazi. Komanso ma beers sakuyenera kumwedwa ndi nkazi. Unfazed Me:
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@Kwa_Manje
Lady_in_Red
4 months
Mwala okanidwa tsiku lina umazakhala pa ngodya Goodnight 😎
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@Kwa_Manje
Lady_in_Red
4 months
Lady in Red tsopano🔥🔥🔥. Drip drip drip from head to toe😅
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@Kwa_Manje
Lady_in_Red
23 days
Anthu aku mzuzu ndiye anangowapakatu za show ya Kell Kay and Yo Maps Malawi tour🤣🤣🤣🤣 But anyways, cheers to inclusivity. Coz what else 😅
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@Kwa_Manje
Lady_in_Red
1 month
Eya, chifukwa Zebra amadana ndi kukweredwa chisawawa. Kukongolala konse kuja basi athere servicing people?Aaahh no!
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@Ghizo721
GHIZO🇲🇼
1 month
"Pakati pa Horse ndi Zebra yokongola ndi Zebra right? Koma anthu amasankha kukwera Horse, Zebra kuyisiya ku mkhalango"
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@Kwa_Manje
Lady_in_Red
1 month
Kumavula bwinobwino ma eye-glasses wo popanga chigololo. Afunikanso chigololocho mukamaliza. Sichichiza maso, musamayiwale!
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@Kwa_Manje
Lady_in_Red
26 days
Odi nzipita ku Bling_MW. Mwina nkukamuonera graduate pafupi akupanga celebrate. Sinanga anthuwa ndi ma friends😊
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@Kwa_Manje
Lady_in_Red
4 months
Pena vuto sizovala
@Loki_Megaa
Awideee⚔️
4 months
Koma Gwamba watchena😂🙌🔥 Paja Anthu muli ndi kuyankhula apapa yankhulaniso
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@Kwa_Manje
Lady_in_Red
1 month
Ati afuna kuthetsa chibwenzi chifukwa babes ali ndi mutu waukulu. Tiziti mutuwo unayamba kukula ali pa chibwenzipo?🤣🤣🤣
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@Kwa_Manje
Lady_in_Red
1 month
Sizoti mukandigulira chocolate muziti mwapanga invest apa. Ndibulumunya zintha🤣🤣🤣🤣
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@Kwa_Manje
Lady_in_Red
3 months
As a substance of curiosity i wanna know who came up with the phrase “bakha sadya ndi mutu omwe”. Coz ndiye eehh anapha mwambi umenewu
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@Kwa_Manje
Lady_in_Red
2 months
Koma ku marymount secondary school chinali chani chimene chija. Kumachita kumenyana pa queue chifukwa cha piece imodzi ya nkhuku zoona?
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