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Zomba malawi
Joined November 2022
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@Vendesambani
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7 months
If you're bringing one back,"who could that be?".
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@Vendesambani
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3 months
Ine nditha kukugulila dzino😂.
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@vah_valenciah
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3 months
Ubwino wake you said Malawi not me fukwa nditha kukudyesa 👋
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@Vendesambani
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3 months
Before Dorothy investing.
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2 months
Eeeh!! Temwa ndichindiwo chabwino 😊.
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@Vendesambani
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4 months
I met my ex kunyanja, ati iwe boxer ameneyo alipobe 😂😂
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@Vendesambani
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1 month
Musationesetu phwala.😂😂
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1 month
Thinking about whom to invite next on Truth or Drink episode.
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@Vendesambani
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3 months
Who told you Phwedo is our favourite actor??
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3 months
Coming tomorrow on Truth or Drink. Your favourite actor, Phwedo 🔥 🔥 🔥 akulu akulu m'mawa kuchema.
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22 days
Ku Sunbird mmene amandiuza kuti castel nd 7K nditamwa kale 10.😂
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5 months
Eeeh beans so clean😊😊
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2 months
Koma ife tizakhalako nd PlayStation?
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15 days
Me: sup bro Him: waziwa bwanj kuti ndikulemba supp?
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24 days
😂😂😂😂
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3 months
Him: Where do u stay shawty Her :Waziwa bwanj kuti ndine "short?"😂
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4 months
Beans so clean she deserve an award 🏆.
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1 month
Eeeeh uyuyu wapweteka gulu.beans mid clean.
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15 days
"I'm +1 today" Just turned 20. "Happy birthday, tweep Vende!".🎂
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2 months
Congratulations to wiza from W-twice, i was underestimating this guy😂.
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5 months
Mwaionela kale ya uyu??
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2 months
Model wa driemo kuzaonesa beans nthawi yabwino.
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17 days
😂😂😂😂
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5 months
Muli beans yabwinotu 😇😇
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2 months
Namaskin kumuza ndili nd 5pin ati "panga ndikupasa change".😂
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3 months
Now that you've seen the beans Would u ... Smash. Or. Pass?
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4 months
Which album from Crispy Malawi is a hit? Tape ll OR. DND??
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18 days
Broo tachokan pa room,"tikufuna tipakule beans"
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@Kenneth03Mw
Guy From Blantyre 🇲🇼🏀
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19 days
Anthu akuwala!!!
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29 days
Kale tili mafana timazaupanila kumbuyo nkumati "taona ndasanduka wankaz" 😂😂
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4 months
Ku Blantyre ukhoza kumaona ngat watchena till u meet someone selling Magede with your drip 😅😅😅.
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3 months
This nigga can stand independent without the other guy, adah awa amantha kuyimba osati masewera🤣
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2 months
Azungu: she is my x girl friend AMalawi :ndi mfana oti ndamudya nthawi yayitali sangandiyelekedwele.😂
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3 months
Jetu dissed Najele, but still gave her a sport in the video..😂😂😂
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5 months
Ukapita ku college ndipamene umaziwa kuti ndiwe okongola mbali zakwanu kokha.👌
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2 months
Anandisiya atangogula "Vibrator". 😂
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3 months
Ife timayuza Google pixel 7 koma sungandione ndikuwauza anthu.😂
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11 days
Basi munthu dzina lake kukhala "Bhongani". 😂
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16 days
If Diddy had come to Malawi, which artist would he sodomise?
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3 months
I dont have to buy pamtsese bundles anymore.🙈😅
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5 months
Koma mpaka 4hrs, nde u ain't got shit to do tu😂.
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4 months
"Buying AirPods for K230,000 only to have them stolen by thieves who then sell them for 10 pin. 😅😅"damn
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23 days
"Pena pake moyowu ukanayamba ndi ma trailer." Nyimbo iyi nde imandinyasa...
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4 months
More Respect to C.U this one is different eeh😂.
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2 months
Ati broo nkazi wathu akubwela ku unima konko muzizamuonako..ahhh 😂😂😂
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2 months
Who is leading dancehall?? Sean morgan. Or. Malinga.
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4 months
Prince chitz angowona kuchedwa kuti semester iyambe.😂😂
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5 months
Is this a valid reason to get blocked by your gf? Kapena zathapo.. 👀
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1 month
I told her "i love you" ati "ndamva"😂😭
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23 days
The news has circulated globally 😂😂
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2 months
We have to accept they aint no rapper like Martse. 💔🤒
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2 months
Phyzix trying to record music without features.😊
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1 month
Therapy session mpaka kundifusa kuti ndimadya mitanda ingati. 😂😂
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1 month
Mulomo umenewu bwanji??
@SeanMorganMw
SEAN MORGAN 25 👑
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1 month
Tizaifela Ghetto tinkatelo Tonse!!!
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3 months
Amangosowa ndi munthu omuwuza pop young kuti ku MW kuno munthu sumatchuka kawiri. I mean the guy had a chance to shine with a big brand koma ayi he signed out. This is why every song he does is a flop!!! Pop Youngs career inatha isanayambike. And you all mukungomupopa zabodza💔.
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4 months
A friend ena ake kuwauza kuti akatigulile 'zaza', pobwela ndikuwapatsila masten..💔🤒
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1 month
Restaurant owner watching you eat the chicken that dies on its on 😂😂.
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6 months
This guy punchlines are insane... "Why do u even underrate him?"
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2 months
Tattoo ngat analembela nd wire wamoto 😂😭.
@tunosiwe
💦❤WATERS💦
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2 months
Ipezeke., isangike money, funa money basi, bola money 🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥
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7 months
Spe is everywhere , "Asiyen abale alowe nkati'.
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5 months
"America ruined Viny Visuals' career."
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12 days
Bro to bro: i hope you winning those battles you don't talk about.
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2 months
😂😂
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@HassanPhokah
HASPER👑
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2 months
@Vendesambani @iamtkain01 Ngat akupopa magazi
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2 months
You will think she's innocent,until u see her videos.😂
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6 months
Someone from Bunda cross me this one i dey beg.
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2 months
In talking stage,she's like..."yama nails bwanji" 😂😂
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5 months
Ooooh!! So tidacase was there😅. why did they made him disappear?
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6 months
Utapeza ichi sungamapite ku vepi...😎
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2 months
Kodak black is better than Lil baby.👍
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1 month
Mutu wa nkhuku mpaka K700, uzipita ku saloon chan.😂
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18 days
Nyamata wabwino bwino bas kumamwa pomme-breeze 😂😂😂
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30 days
So, is Skeffa Chimoto really this stupid?? 😂😂
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6 months
Iwe chemicals ukuphwekesa this wakhuta ett..😅😅
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5 months
He couldn't resist...
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3 months
Koma Chakwera amadziwa kuti JB amamutukwana? 😂😂😂
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5 months
This or that😎
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6 months
@Kukwithu ♥
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25 days
She told me 'its over' i replied 'okay fine', osaziwa kuti ali serious.😭💔
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2 months
If u know Chudai there's no going back.😭😂
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15 days
This white girl is JB's girl friend. What will u say about this?
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5 months
Ukaledzela zithu zimatchipa...😎
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2 months
Ukakhala ulibe girlfriend ndalama yako umachita kuyiona ikutha bwinobwino.😂
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6 months
Osangosiya bwanji ndikuyamba kulima...it can be helpful 🤣
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7 months
Eeeeeh this got me fxcked up🤣🤣
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@Amthatguytyler
TYLER 🇲🇼🇬🇧
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7 months
Send this picture to your crush with the caption "You and me in the near future😁" then take a screenshot of their response and comment or quote it here>>>>
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3 months
U cant understand unless you're a bachelor. 😅😏
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4 months
"I've recently seen William last holding Chibuku in a few of his songs. Is this our locally made Chibuku, or is it produced in South Africa?"
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2 months
Kumpasa neck-kiss si sodium wakeyo🤒🤒.
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3 months
@vah_valenciah Comparing my pic ndili nd zaka 13 inu muli nd zaka 18 😂😂😂
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2 months
So we all agreed that Phyzix is better than Krazie g??
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3 months
Wallpaper ngati waigwila pakhosi😂😂
@Capitalbrokermw
a'ba.le'Dawud_Waka👑
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3 months
@Loki_Megaa
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3 months
"Would you marry Temwa Chawinga for 1 million USD?
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7 months
Men i want you to go far with english rapping....kuyimba sikumatengela kuti ukuyimba which language..
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3 months
Akazi aku Malawi kuno sangakuze kuti ndiwe handsome koma amadikila ulakwe nde umva "nyamata ooneka bwino uja mpaka kuba" 😅😅😅
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5 months
Chanco has the most beautiful baddies among all the colleges in Malawi.
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3 months
Pop young preparing for revenge😂.
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2 months
Ati mwini wake nd wa ma minibus uja.
@jocharle265
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2 months
Another Accident in Kasungu, 5 dead, oh! Lord💔
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1 month
She just dropped the best nudes ever 🙌
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2 months
"I find it weird to post a VN on my WhatsApp status".😂
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5 months
Uika bwanj mkono nthumba ...
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2 months
WTF!!😂😂😂😂.
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4 months
"They can never make me watch Anime"
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3 months
Do we have secret service in Malawi??
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Ma slime achilomwe umva "umatokwana Men". 😂😂
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