Shumba✝️ @AstroShumba Twitter profile

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Shumba✝️

20 days

🚨 200K Views Thanks so much y'all for your unwavering support, keep enjoying this masterpiece by my wife😂😭 #Simple @Aika_Artiste Watch:

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Shumba✝️

@AstroShumba

2 months

Mwa wanthu waku Mzuzu watching people arguing about KFC🤣, they have no idea.

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Shumba✝️

@AstroShumba

9 months

Spe: ndikugwira mwendo, ndikufinya thako Cosoma:

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Shumba✝️

@AstroShumba

3 months

I just met this other guy, Pa Twitter pano i once told him that i can take care of him and his family. As i'm saying wandidyesa lift anandiyimira chapa Crossroads atandiona ndikuyenda wa pansi😂 nde he has a beautiful daughter, anyway apologies my gee inali njala that day 🤣

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Shumba✝️

@AstroShumba

2 months

Congratulations my love, I pray you keep on winning and attaining more in your life. With you i'm of value and honour, to me this is not just a land but also a place where we will raise our kids and manifest our love. God bless you by the way nice curves.

Lady Aika 🇲🇼

@Aika_Artiste

2 months

Life may be hard but congratulations to me… Landlady wachichepere😩🙏

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Shumba✝️

@AstroShumba

9 months

Iwe wakuliramu mpaka "Amen" pa pic ya mkazi chifukwa waona ntchafu? ndiwe wachimaso maso et?

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Shumba✝️

@AstroShumba

4 months

Me receiving promotion contracts from Lady Aika instead of love😔💔

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Shumba✝️

@AstroShumba

4 months

Month end nde ndi imeneyi, ena tikudikira salary, ena akudikira period, aliyese pachake.

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Shumba✝️

@AstroShumba

20 days

A failed stunt which is not being talked about 😭😂

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Shumba✝️

@AstroShumba

5 months

Today Shumba was born🤝😂All thanks to God, I'm ageing gat to find myself a soulmate 😂

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Shumba✝️

@AstroShumba

5 months

Today i told @Aika_Artiste to do any song with her guitar and she brought me this Zambian 2009 masterpiece 🚨🇿🇲🔥 Her voice eh🙌🔥 #Zambia 🇿🇲 #Malawi 🇲🇼 #LadyAika 🇲🇼🇿🇲 🇲🇼🇿🇲🔥 Watch her latest single here:

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Shumba✝️

@AstroShumba

8 months

Kupangira kwa amene tagona kale😂💔simene kuliri kuno🤝

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Shumba✝️

@AstroShumba

5 months

My pleasure Mrs Shumba🙂

Lady Aika 🇲🇼

@Aika_Artiste

5 months

Congratulations Mr @AstroShumba …🎉

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Shumba✝️

@AstroShumba

4 months

Tecno naye pokati uyatse data, uyo wayatsa torch, anthu kukulusira kuyesa ngati umawajambura inali flash light,pokati ufotokoze uyo wayatsa Bluetooth 😂🙌

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Shumba✝️

@AstroShumba

1 month

Uhule pang'ono, kwinaku u Nail Tech, chete.🤝

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Shumba✝️

@AstroShumba

3 months

She loves it raw, such a raw talent, no stu.. just her and a guitar. She was like Shumba i have done this for you😭 @Aika_Artiste this is just too cute for me.

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Shumba✝️

@AstroShumba

9 months

Tsano iwe mdakuona pa mdipiti wama demo a Winiko umafuna nichoke pampando wau president, tere tsono chimangachi suchinyantha ayi. Usati mwee apa nichokere.

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Shumba✝️

@AstroShumba

4 months

iyi si humble beginning, uwu ndi umphawi ndithu, bwelerani m'makwanu ikuphani njala.

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Shumba✝️

@AstroShumba

3 months

"Chondiwawa ine ndima memories akale"

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Shumba✝️

@AstroShumba

8 months

Kumachita kusilira azimzako akujamburisa ali ku ntchito 😭💔Ambuye when???When??

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Shumba✝️

@AstroShumba

6 months

Anthu ambiri ku Malawi amaona ngati vacation ndi kunyanja.

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Shumba✝️

@AstroShumba

5 months

Ngati bodzatu, i really stopped masturbating 😭🙌

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Shumba✝️

@AstroShumba

10 months

Ambuye chabwino opanda thako yekha patseni🙌

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Shumba✝️

@AstroShumba

22 days

Akakhara ma internship a boma nde atisiyaso💔😂koma moyo abale.

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Shumba✝️

@AstroShumba

5 months

@Aika_Artiste Don't act as if you had plans to make it work with me. Anyway thank you so much.

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Shumba✝️

@AstroShumba

3 months

Ukakhara kuti unakura movutika amzako akamacheza m'chizungu umaona ngati matama.

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Shumba✝️

@AstroShumba

8 months

Ma baddie nonse pamsana panu.

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Shumba✝️

@AstroShumba

10 months

Ambuye chonde chaka chino musalore satana andinyenge mpaka ndifike poonera maporno.

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Shumba✝️

@AstroShumba

10 days

Ma intern please kumadyeratu m'makwanumo, zomavesa chisoni nthawi ya lunch ayi, timilomo mbuu ngati tukukakamiza ntchito.

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Shumba✝️

@AstroShumba

2 months

Me: She has a plot Dad Me and my family the next day.

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Shumba✝️

@AstroShumba

4 months

Tecno friends when you're the only one having an iPhone during functions.

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Shumba✝️

@AstroShumba

4 months

I had my first sleepover yesterday, maliseche kuchita kuwawa😫🙌

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Shumba✝️

@AstroShumba

10 months

Kendall uja ndi dolo kwambiri 🙌 he gave the movie a different taste... I really like how he expressed himself the whole movie. Guy knew what he was doing.... receive your flowers bruh🤝

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Shumba✝️

@AstroShumba

4 months

Ukakhara osauka chanzeru amakuwuza anthu ndichoti umatha kucheza.

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Shumba✝️

@AstroShumba

8 months

I stole about 15 packets of sugar then i sold them all. Ena ataona ndalemera mosadziwika bwino, they reported me kwa Head. Later was given 6 weeks suspension. After 6 weeks anandisayinisa form kuti sazapalamureso, the same day usiku anandipeza ndikugwira bere la mwana wa Deputy.

YESU 🇲🇼🇸🇩🇪🇹🇿🇦

@tiidrotafrikka2

8 months

Any secondary school suspension interesting stories y’all can share? I’m feeling down

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Shumba✝️

@AstroShumba

3 months

💀

Lady Aika 🇲🇼

@Aika_Artiste

3 months

Atayamba kunditenga for granted nangoganiza kuti Ndilembe nyimboyi I healed Immediately 😭😹 #Tanena #LadyAika

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Shumba✝️

@AstroShumba

2 months

Missing those days whereby mkazi ndikamuwuza secondary school imene ndimaphunzira ndimakhara ndili mkati.

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Shumba✝️

@AstroShumba

5 months

Ku Malawi kuno zamabanjazi ayi, tiyeni tizingovurana basi.

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Shumba✝️

@AstroShumba

5 months

Morning sex sitipanga ndi munthu wa asthma please 🙌

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Shumba✝️

@AstroShumba

4 months

@Aika_Artiste Ndigura bwanji ma spare parts a galimoto yoti sinakwereko?

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Shumba✝️

@AstroShumba

28 days

Basitu kuperekeza alamu anu akale atisiya, anali munthu okonda dama akapume.

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Shumba✝️

@AstroShumba

5 months

Vuto anthu ambiri amaona ngati kukhara osamwa mowa ndiyekuti ndiwe wakhalidwe labwino.

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Shumba✝️

@AstroShumba

9 months

Tima baddie taku CU kuma inbox kwa ma lecturer today.

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Shumba✝️

@AstroShumba

10 months

Ambuye mtsikanayu ayambe period please ndikunenesa sidzapangaso😭

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Shumba✝️

@AstroShumba

4 months

Sad how many of you want only the VP to be found alive. Every life is important pray for them all.

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Shumba✝️

@AstroShumba

7 months

For 4 years in Secondary School, i survived this meal and it used to be my favorite dish. It still remains undefeated.

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Shumba✝️

@AstroShumba

13 days

Nayo assurance-yi kumangovera poti Kell Kay ndi nzake wa Kenneth.

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Shumba✝️

@AstroShumba

4 months

Anon mkazi wako sindimufuna ine

Athoke

@Sibweni265

4 months

Kwali 😬 @AstroShumba zikuti bwa? 😂

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Shumba✝️

@AstroShumba

9 months

Ma internship mufunaso munthu oti ali ndi njinga ya moto sopano ineyo ndiyitenga kuti?

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Shumba✝️

@AstroShumba

3 months

Please girls mukati mubwera muzibweradi aah😔😒

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Shumba✝️

@AstroShumba

5 months

Tima accounts ta Joined May 2024🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩

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Shumba✝️

@AstroShumba

4 months

Age is just a number sitipanga ndi kholo la mzako.

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Shumba✝️

@AstroShumba

3 months

Make a room for dating, mzimu oyera sungakukwatireni.

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Shumba✝️

@AstroShumba

9 months

Please normalize buying your girlfriends period hampers, ma menstrual cramps aja amafunika tima favorite food.

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Shumba✝️

@AstroShumba

3 months

This is boring now, ineyo ndikhalire izizi?

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Shumba✝️

@AstroShumba

2 months

This is nonsense

MALAWIAN CHILD🇲🇼

@JulioMulenga

2 months

Kuchita kundipeza kuxul kuti ndipezeke in her music video😂🙌🔥 Thank you, @Aika_Artiste , for believing in me Check this out, guys Retweet!!!

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Shumba✝️

@AstroShumba

10 months

@AlipoAndrewsII ❤️

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Shumba✝️

@AstroShumba

3 months

Mene ukukomera mpiramu moti chimamuna china chopusa chili busy kuchezesa mkazi panopa?

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Shumba✝️

@AstroShumba

2 months

Damn, that's my girl♥️😭

Lady Aika 🇲🇼

@Aika_Artiste

2 months

Maso tawadyetseleni ndi zinthu zabwino🥹 watch Simple mukapeza mpata..

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Shumba✝️

@AstroShumba

23 days

Ndi nkhope zathu zopindikazi tukanika kuchita nawo za 2020 vs 2024, nkhope zokana madzi.

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Shumba✝️

@AstroShumba

4 months

Nanga maliro a m'Malawi momuno mpaka kupita pandege?

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Shumba✝️

@AstroShumba

3 months

"Amene mukumudziwa bwino bwino @Aika_Artiste , samaoneka mene akuonekeramu, I invested in her" just practicing tsikulo likazafika😂

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Shumba✝️

@AstroShumba

5 months

@Aika_Artiste I respect your music journey, this is not the right time and place to host the date, i'm sorry.

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Shumba✝️

@AstroShumba

2 months

Pa profile yanu ku Email munayikapo chimkunda cha Gin, kenako akamakusiyani muziona ngati minyama😂💔

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Shumba✝️

@AstroShumba

28 days

Pemphero la namwali opusa.

Lady Aika 🇲🇼

@Aika_Artiste

28 days

Mamuna omangoposter atsikana daily pa status pake ati Happy birthday couz Ambuye ameneyo ine ayi

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Shumba✝️

@AstroShumba

5 months

Spe is just in his own league, guy is still cooking wonders🙌🔥

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Shumba✝️

@AstroShumba

5 months

It's always very important to make time for a prayer, I am a living witness. My life changed since i started to value my time with God. May y'all have a blessed Sunday.

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Shumba✝️

@AstroShumba

9 months

@Loki_Megaa ❤️

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Shumba✝️

@AstroShumba

2 months

Umapezeka ukupanga slide through ma WhatsApp status then boom you send a love emoji kwa mamuna nzako💔😂

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Shumba✝️

@AstroShumba

4 months

This is of public concern sinkhani yomaoneka ngati iweyo zakukhudza kwambiri.

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Shumba✝️

@AstroShumba

5 months

Meet my friend @tsotsinado , unfortunately he doesn't have a degree. He got me feeling bored so much.😂💔

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Shumba✝️

@AstroShumba

3 months

Pokati uchiteko romance kuzagwira kumsana kwa soulmate kumangogwira matuza a nyemba💀😫

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Shumba✝️

@AstroShumba

3 months

Bringing in Abiti Najere in this Jetu's new release got me smiling 😂🔥

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Shumba✝️

@AstroShumba

9 months

Galu iwe umauza anthu kuti ineyo ndili mchipatala ndadwara matenda akayakaya zoona?

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Shumba✝️

@AstroShumba

5 months

Ndimene ilili weather-yi chisankho chili ndi iwe kukweza body count kapena GPA.

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Shumba✝️

@AstroShumba

3 months

You have 5 minutes delete this or i bring a screenshot here.💀😂

Lady Aika 🇲🇼

@Aika_Artiste

3 months

@AstroShumba Iwe ukapyele zina… Ndinanenako za I have done this for you ine?

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Shumba✝️

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9 months

@AlipoAndrewsII ❤️

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Shumba✝️

@AstroShumba

3 months

M'mene anthu akupangira spoil zibwezi zawo utati uzitengere kwambiri utha kuona ngati chibwezi chako ukuchizuza.

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Shumba✝️

@AstroShumba

5 months

She motivates me so much ♥️🙏

Lady Aika 🇲🇼

@Aika_Artiste

5 months

Bunda Happened… I might post highlights tomorrow 😩

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Shumba✝️

@AstroShumba

9 months

Koma ndi degree-di anandipasayi?

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Shumba✝️

@AstroShumba

5 months

Komanso iwe @JaakevMadness zomayika Lady Aika mu segment ya smash, kill or marry nde zachibwana, i understand it's a game koma ulemu ndiofunika.

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Shumba✝️

@AstroShumba

4 months

Don't get too attached to me, i literally don't possess anything, i will just undress you.

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Shumba✝️

@AstroShumba

7 months

Chilichonse ukungoti pardon, koma umavadi chizungu galu iwe?

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Shumba✝️

@AstroShumba

4 months

Normalize distancing yourself from horny people.

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Shumba✝️

@AstroShumba

2 months

Demure this, demure that. Zachimidzi basi, zaku mchinji zeni zeni.

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Shumba✝️

@AstroShumba

3 months

"Chondiwawa ine ndachoka nanu kutali hane, ena ambiri ndidawasiya kusankha iwe"

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Shumba✝️

@AstroShumba

4 months

Ma baddie aku CU even ma sex toys amabwerekana, vibrator mpaka threesome, uku chalowa , uku chalowa.

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Shumba✝️

@AstroShumba

3 months

Imagine your girlfriend posting that Tonderai Speech, what a shame.😂

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Shumba✝️

@AstroShumba

4 months

Mukuona ngati ndikuyankhani zopusa zanuzo?

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Shumba✝️

@AstroShumba

9 months

Me in my room on my phone: I can feed you and your whole family usamayankhure mopusa broke ass niggah.

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Shumba✝️

@AstroShumba

2 months

Rumours says she is from Kasungu kwa Gundani😂 #Simple #LadyAika Watch:

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Shumba✝️

@AstroShumba

2 months

Kudzamuvungira baddie "What's up" iye amvekere "inetu pa WhatsApp it's been two days now ndili offline, bundle ndilibe"🤣💔

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Shumba✝️

@AstroShumba

3 months

Anthu ambiri ndalama tilibe.

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Shumba✝️

@AstroShumba

5 months

Pa birthday kumangouzidwa send your pictures, or m'modzi okuwuzako send your account details. Koma ma circle enawa😂💔

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Shumba✝️

@AstroShumba

19 days

Madam Mayor anali macheza chabetu please 🤣😂

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Shumba✝️

@AstroShumba

10 months

@iamblackmyth ❤️

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Shumba✝️

@AstroShumba

7 months

Mesa umati ndiwe dolo wama withdraw iwe?

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Shumba✝️

@AstroShumba

2 months

"Lord your daughter is grateful"

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Shumba✝️

@AstroShumba

10 months

@AlipoAndrewsII ❤️

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Shumba✝️

@AstroShumba

4 months

I have always had a negative thought for female musicians. May God forgive me, some of these female musicians are just too good😭 Oh Jesus of Nazareth!!

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