A THREAD
When Northerners scream tribalism it’s not because of so and so made Soya Pieces jokes on social media or because so and so said we can’t pronounce Hubble-Bubble
‘Don't take me off the deluxe album that no one gives a fuck about
Take me off the original too
'Cause when I'm scrollin' through the Spotify playlist and I see my name both in y'all Top Five pages
It just feels a little insincere’
Tory Lanez - Bittersweet
Come on, good song but doesn't even make top 50, matter of fact, for every like this tweet gets I'll name a Malawian song that is greater than Two Two.
The toughest part about living outside Malawi is the loneliness. While it may all seem like smooth sailing it is really mentally taxing. You can make friends but the fact that you grew up in a different socioeconomic setting fields a gap. Social media feels like a link to home.
My fellow Tumbukas let’s camp here, like and retweet so that I can follow y’all and we can follow each other, tili bamodza, nkha mwahuno bamanya kuti tili na mazgo nase!
Gents here is a DON’T YOU DARE list for you. Stay clear please.
1. Marymount Girls
2. CU Girls
3. Poly Girls
4. Taking Orders women
5. Area 47 Girls
6. Chigumula Girls
7. Machinjiri Girls
8. Area 25 Girls
9. MAGU Girls
10. DMI Girls
❤️ Congrats baby, I know how much this means to you and I hope this chapter of your life will be filled with happiness and love ❤️❤️❤️❤️ So proud of you ❤️❤️
Kodi a Malawi we are still laughing at each other about R/L while speaking the colonizers language? Kukuuzani mulembe mayeso a Chichewa olo muyankhule chakwanu nde kukamwa kakasi.... abulutu
Every time I go through Kim Kardashian’s comments I realize that people hate the rich rich people for doing things they themselves would have done if they were rich. It usually stems from a mixture of jealousy and longing. It’s just the broke in them speaking.
Beyoncé, Rihanna, Drake, Katy Perry, Jay Z, Kanye, Lil Wayne, Chris Brown, Ariana, Justin Bieber, Cardi B, Migos, Nelly
If all these people didn’t get that woman a number one hit y’all think the person to do it is Doja Cat? 😂😂😂💀💀💀💀
Z
Zitaye
Zitatu
Zilu
Zisunge
Zitheke
Phone
Ma Ine
Illuminati
Naomi
Duwa
Nyimbo
Kumpanje
Confess
Bodza
Gugugu
4Hrs
Ululu
Count Your Blessings
Why
This is 20 songs WITHOUT features, Kell Kay is big and talented but he would never go song for song with Chifuniro.
Ndabwera ndi nkhani yokha had 11 number 1 hits, 1 album imeneyo tu
Lobola
Tabwela
One day
Katatu
In love
Basi
Tender love
Munakabwela
I will be there
Chonchi
Corolla
I’m not a Cardi stan and ASTROWORLD is brilliant but Cardi deserved it, Bodak Yellow is bigger than any song Travis ever had and Invasion Of Privacy broke a lot of records and shit... Invasion Of Privacy was monumental.
KFC, there's no splitting bill. Either way everyone's covering their own, or one of you is paying. Splitting bill dunked wings? Inu kumakhala serious penapake.
Broke bitches complain about broke niggas the most ..... but again it’s understandable, munthu oti anakulira kudya chisoso amakhala ndi nkhwidzi akaona nyama
Since it’s a stadium concert, we will have 11 Malawian artists to perform. I’m calling it Malawi’s 1st 11. So far, we only have WIKISE. The rest of the team will be selected by YOU, the PUBLIC, the FANS, the LISTENERS. Fill up that team with artists of your choice and we will
Date of birth: September 1983
Why are you all over the TL acting like mwana wa 2013? Ndinu aakulu koma come on, you're not even pushing 40, you're past 40, zinazi kumangozisiya.
@BibakumanaJado
Let me tell you my brother. Swed won’t even have an idea about this issue because the time we brought in the system he may not have been around Malawi. I was privileged to design and make the number plates and even make my own drivers licences and tweak the designs to make them
I want to create a Twitter account where we share and bring exposure to Malawian art, from poetry, to painters, musicians and eventually maybe work around getting Malawians on major streaming sights as well, all for free. And try to buy all Malawian art we come across...Thoughts?
Funny how I joined car owners twitter today with my second hand Toyota Camry 🥺 it’s not much but the fact that I worked for that baby makes me love her so much.... Uber prices were draining... but I’ve been having such a sad day I couldn’t celebrate my win. We move.
As a country, why have we normalized drinking and driving so much.? To the point that we hate breathalyzers as if they are not there to safeguard people's lives. Why is being fined for risking yourself and other people seem as a big problem.
People are afraid of tweeting their thoughts in fear of upsetting 'baddies' ... tamakulani madolo, simudya kwawo, simudya iyeyo, munthu oti sumamuziwa asamakupase pressure.
They invested money? Lol how much has Malawi invested, how much tax money has Malawi lost, how much precious time have people walked in the streets and graced the cold to vote for change... and you expect them not to speak out on that Zikomo zikomo cabinet? Agalu
Komatu when she had her episode she made those implications yekha so threatening to sue someone over them seems inayake, and she won't even sue. She was probably just trying to intimidate her koma wakumana ndi Nanyoni oti anagulisapo Kachaso and anafa bulu kalekale.
They want the hype that comes with it, spending it ku Lilongwe achina Dennis, Griffin and others will kneel at his feet and sing his praises, ku Bahamas he'll just be another nigga 😂
Tumbukas get a little recognition and some people are already screaming tribalism, but same people be so quiet when Tumbukas are in the mud.... Same energy with the all lives matter clan imo
Koma ana a dzaka 21 si mmene akudyesera kwa midhala. Kenako they'll turn 30, join RFP and hop around trying to guilt trip their age mates into marrying them. Azakukwatilani azinganga anu omwewo.
𝑾𝒆𝒍𝒄𝒐𝒎𝒆 𝒕𝒐 𝑴𝒂𝒖𝒍𝒂, the movie from the creators of 𝑺𝒄𝒉𝒐𝒐𝒍 𝑫𝒂𝒚𝒔, has a budget of K32 million. The producers are looking for financial support to bring the project to life.
“All this talk about the flames is reminding me about how fire our relationship was and I low key hate myself for messing up such a beautiful thing. I hope you know that I still think about you though. Goodnight. You don’t have to respond..”
Kunena chilungamo, that song has all the indications that the streams were bought or bots were working overtime, to be the biggest Malawian song on Spotify and 95 percent of the population don't even know it. The fact that they now removed it is even funnier.