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satirical muse account - troll by passion - bong maker by trade - endorsed by @statmuse - #mffl #straightuptx #wentandtookit

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Joined February 2024
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@KiddMuse_
KiddMuse
3 months
Dumb ass dog
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Corgi picks the Clippers to beat the Mavs in 7 👀
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Stephan a smith just said sga is his leading mvp candidate Sharpe replied with “thats like using your vote on a 3rd party president, your wasting your vote” Sharpe is full on luka for mvp
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We cut it to 8 and then 2 very questionable calls on lively to get him out of the game and then celtics go on a run… coincidence? Doubt it.
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“I love it here……I hope to get something going in the summer time so i can stay here long term” -DJJ
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#Mavs forward Derrick Jones Jr. joins @gavindawson , @BryanBroaddus , @EricChiofalo and @ZachWolchuk on the @gbagnation ! Listen: Watch:
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Yo…. Not many guys do this shit…. Yall read about randall being so shocked that kobe wanted to hit the gym at night after the flight This kind of mentality, work ethic and focus translates on the court…
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Wifey got me a @DereckLively jersey for my birthday
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5 months
Here ya go squad
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@dallasmavs @Chime HAND ON THAT BOOTY LESSGOO
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In Luka’s worst game he had more assists than Sga’s AND tabum’s career highs
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Uh oh… its getting away from you @okcthunder
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@CBAMavs @LukaUpdates2 Give them some leeway, this is their first year watching basketball.
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@30GotNext @OwnedByKyrie Tristan Thompson sittin there like
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@GrantAfseth Luka on monday when he see’s @MVPLuka77 and myself in the lower bowl
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4 months
Since people in denver like numbers so much Jokic minutes when his top 4 scorers are sitting 67 Luka minutes when his top 4 and 5 scorers are sitting 387 and 157 Is jokic and on/off merchant? He rarely ever plays without the top guys in too.
@KiddMuse_
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4 months
Numbers for ya Jokic has only played 100 minutes without his 4 other starters on the court. 27 minutes if you take away reggie jackson(who starts when murray is out) Luka has played 245 minutes without his starters(pj djj kyrie & Dlive) 236 minutes if you take out gaff
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@BronGotGame @PlayoffShai2 An okc talking shit? The only championship banner they have, has another city and team on it 😂😂😂
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Walk with me.
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@PlayoffShai2 @BronGotGame He’s gotta be there by the time djj starts his shot motion you fucking casual
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What @playoffcity does when he’s not tweeting about luka.
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@sixfivelando @Spir_Vel Tell cuban to shame people like okc does
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Luka and kai let this man down last night.
@NationMffl
MFFL NATION
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PJ WASHINGTON SAID “LIL ASS N**GA” 😳
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@Deybidd Key dont know ball at all.
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@MavsLad That poor man is gonna die on a broadcast booth one day cause they wont let him retire
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@RosayTheArtist_ Washed ass corgi
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@All_Things_Mavs He gonna put on the onefordallas shirt too
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@Quandrious3 @NBA_University I simply asked a question. Not sure why a Celtikkks fan would feel attacked.. That is, unless you know what the results will show.
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“I feel like everyone(on the team) be talking, the camera just dont be catching them talking” djj when asked if luka is the biggest trash talker
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@NarayanSomesh He will prolly put luka 4th and blame it on him not being a top 3 seed when 2 weeks ago it was that he was in the playin.
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Numbers for ya Jokic has only played 100 minutes without his 4 other starters on the court. 27 minutes if you take away reggie jackson(who starts when murray is out) Luka has played 245 minutes without his starters(pj djj kyrie & Dlive) 236 minutes if you take out gaff
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@noahweber00 @CundullahMk77 The media does not like white euros
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@ElGee35 Everyone watching this video
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How this man go 100% in practice but only hits the side of the backboard in a game?
@noahweber00
Noah Weber
3 months
A look at Mavs guard Tim Hardaway Jr. working on left corner threes
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@All_Things_Mavs He didnt vote luka all nba last season either. There is hate in his heart.
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@NBA_University Luka to these clowns
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@joeylinn_ Get packed and ready for
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We are inside of you okc @MVPLuka77
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@MavsMuse Exum lives to torment harden.
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@MavsFilmRoom Such a steal. And that first doesnt even matter cause if it all blows up we will get a haul of picks for players if we need to rebuild.
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Anyone else find it odd that espn has the most national mvp votes by a wide margin? National mvp voters Espn - 16 Ringer - 6 The athletic - 4 Sports illustrated - 1 Nba - 4
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@noahweber00 Does anyone really think he watches games he’s not paid to watch?
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@CBAMavs We need to eliminate conferences. One side should not have a cakewalk to the finals.
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@cookedbylukai He has that “fuck man i tried” cadence
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@statmuse Luka to the rest of the league
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@NBA_University Sorry i mean the worst percentages on the tough shots. Im tryna see something
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@Landof30 @Wizard11KAI Sga aint even clear brunson talks yet. Lets tone it down
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@NBA_University Dont apply to sga clearly
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@MavsFilmRoom Cook that fraud
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@LakeShowYo
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leaked audio of a FURIOUS LeBron yelling at the refs 👀 “WHY DIDN’T YOU CALL THE AND-1? WHY DIDN’T YOU CALL THAT SHIT? IT WAS RIGHT IN FRONT OF YOU!”
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Me walking out AAC mavs up 3-1
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@whristan1 Watching this happen and the pj hit the go ahead and me getting to laugh in the warriors fans face next to me was priceless
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@espn_macmahon Last time they played head to head 😂⚰️
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@squish41 And 2 back to back fouls on lively to get him out the game
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@AndrewLeezus We gotchu bruh
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“I love defense, i go out there and try to make it a nightmare for them”
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Someone tell him that he had the most shots of all players on either team last night.
@NoaDalzell
Noa Dalzell 🏀
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Jayson Tatum reflects on primarily being a playmaker during these Finals: “We’re so close to to what we’re trying to accomplish — why would I let my ego or need to score a lot of points get in the way of that?”
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@ChampagneWZRD Honestly. I wont be surprised, you can see it in his eyes. He knows his strengths and exactly where they fit in to the team. And the best part is him hitting 3s is a bonus, he makes such a drastic impact even when going 0/4 from 3
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@KiddMuse_
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We didnt need a guard….. we needed a fucking center you imbecile.
@neverbeenequal
👑 𝓝𝓲𝓬𝓴 👑
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THEY DIDN’T WANT YOU CASON
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@Quandrious3 @NBA_University Post that groups 3pt % and then Luka’s next to each other, im tryna see something.
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@noahweber00 He can play better than thj. Nepo baby doesnt deserve anymore playtime.
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@LegacyAnt Says the virgin 👍
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@statmuse I thought he doesnt pass?
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@CelticsUnite18 @TheDunkCentral Tatum aint even clear derrick white talks yet, simmer down sport.
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@MavsFilmRoom Scary part is lack of shooting in this rotation.
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@CurseMuse @missysinghsongs “Get that throat ready”
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Ratio’d off 3% exposure
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This might be the corniest thing i have ever seen. Mavs in 5
@TomerAzarly
Tomer Azarly
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The Clippers have Mavs jerseys here for practice/walkthrough.
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DOES KIDD GET A GOODMORNING AND FOREHEAD KISSES TOMORROW? @redditmavericks AND ALSO I WANT A POD
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@MavsFilmRoom Luka is gonna take this very personally
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@MugiHoops @basket6rings @The_BBall_Index Look at that. Kyrie is better than brunson.
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@SloHoopsFan @Hero_OfThe_Day “Murray” 🫨🫨🫨
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@MavsFilmRoom Words cant express how well he has fit on this team. Him and gaff saves the season.
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@UnCurseMuse @TruthBerner34 It looked worse in person too
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STAND ON FUCKING BUSINESS BITCH MADE ASS @TreyLyles
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@MavsStan41
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Dante Exum redemption. On three straight clutch possessions in last nights game, Dante Exum missed good looks, and on each one Trey Lyles on the Kings bench made a “stink” gesture. Here is how that played out
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@All_Things_Mavs Tyrell terry on my timeline
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@lamibackup Tatum is the 10th option
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Ben Simmons in april-june when his team is out of the playoffs
@TheDunkCentral
NBACentral
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Ben Simmons back on the comeback trail 🙏 (h/t @NetsKingdomAJ )
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The issue here is that shamgod should be tackling luka every shot to imitate what lu dort is going to do.
@GrantAfseth
Grant Afseth
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More of Luka Doncic getting ready for Game 3.
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Hey @Vengeancewood can you crop his dude in all sorts of fun places?
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@EmGoatFan @NBA_University @RealGM Small sample size cause he ducked half the season.
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Leaked image of sga and jdubb’s chairs after okc’s final timeout last night.
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@rangers__nation That poor guy thought he made a banger and everyone told him it sucks 😭😂
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Reff report with Kiddmuse Dal/okc playoff W/L records with each + home team win % Zarba mavs 8-3 Okc 5-8 71% Guthrie mavs 4-3 Okc 5-2 40% Blair mavs 2-3 Okc 0-0 60%
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@MavsFilmRoom How’d they manage to squeeze a finals segment in when its such an important time and day to talk about the lakers new head coach?!
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@NickyPickzz What? We made our run with him and maxi on the court? It was only after that last “foul” that he had to side and the Celtics went on a 9-0 run in a minute.
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