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@notwashedcnu
𝐔𝐍𝐂
3 years
Β· Yonko despite losing an arm Β· Ran the fade with Whitebeard Β· Ran the fade with Kaido Β· Punked Akainu and Blackbeard Β· Stopped the war just by being there My goat. Respect him.
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"Wemby's offense sucks but his passing/defense is great!" I didn't come to see Draymond Green bru
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2 months
Am I trippin for thinking Bron still better than Tatum in July 2024 lol
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β€œBronHistory” β€œMy son”
@bronhistory
LeBron History πŸ€
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Me in 2040 when I hear my son in his room say β€œRings are team accomplishments. If it was about rings then Bill Russell would be the GOAT.”
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2 years
He wants an iconic celebration so bad. It hurts to watch.
@NBCSWarriors
Warriors on NBCS
2 years
Steph said β€œnight night” from Lake Tahoe πŸŒ™πŸ˜‚
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3 years
If you falling for a Russell Westbrook pump fake from 3 in 2021 you deserve the foul
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Hoop Central
3 years
Refs still not calling it (h/t @_Talkin_NBA )
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4 months
3 MVPs and B2B chips in 4 seasons
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1 year
If she was attractive I wouldn't have done anything
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1 year
Female co-worker kept playfully touching me. Told her stop, she wouldn't. Reported her. She got written up and suspended. Win.
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3 years
Kyrie fans will have their work cut out for them because holy fucking shit
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3 years
@MUGIW4RAA High school bball culture is some of the nastiest forms of munching you'll find
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5 months
I heard β€œauthorities” mentioned over speaker phoneπŸ•ŠοΈπŸ•ŠοΈπŸ•ŠοΈ
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5 months
We been in her office for an hour cuz I gave her a fraudulent social security number and I’m in here acting fake shocked
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@notwashedcnu
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6 months
Is it too late to take this back? Please?
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6 months
So this is the guy who gave Guts the mamba mentality…I like him.
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Reporter: Kobe would you consider that encounter to be consensual? Kobe:
@deelandd
Darren.
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Fuckin loser don’t ever add my goat in yo shenanigans again lol
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@notwashedcnu
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3 years
You say this like you know the guy personally and saw him undergo a major change. You just watch him dribble a ball.
@ThePettiestLA
The Pettiest Laker Fan 🀫
3 years
I miss the old Kyrie
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3 years
Steph Curry fans have lost all right to make any Delonte West jokes about LeBron
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@Carroll_NIR @IngramAlerts You’d be hard pressed to find a guy who looks like this in his late 20s lol
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3 years
90% of Steph Curry fans are just white teenage nerds
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4 months
A chip, a FMVP, 2 MVPs, and a DPOY in 3 seasons…it was supposed to be our era. I’ll never forget you for as long as I live.
@NBA_University
NBA University
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Giannis Antetokounmpo game 6 of the 2021 NBA Finals: 50 PTS 74.9 TS% 16/25 FG 17/19 FT 14 RBS 5 BLK Arguably the greatest Finals closeout performance in NBA history. Three 40+ point games in the Finals coming off injury. Superhuman effort that should never be forgotten.
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Need I say more? I’m the strongest.
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𝐔𝐍𝐂
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I heard β€œauthorities” mentioned over speaker phoneπŸ•ŠοΈπŸ•ŠοΈπŸ•ŠοΈ
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5 months
We been in her office for an hour cuz I gave her a fraudulent social security number and I’m in here acting fake shocked
@notwashedcnu
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5 months
Interview went well, was asked an insulting question though. β€œWhat are your weaknesses?” None.
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Female co-worker kept playfully touching me. Told her stop, she wouldn't. Reported her. She got written up and suspended. Win.
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2 years
You were crying tears of pain because Jordan Poole slightly touched your knee.
@JaMorant
Ja Morant
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3 years
As opposed to having to scrubs like Kevin Durant, Paul George, James Harden, and Bradley Beal, right?
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@G4SZN3 God have mercy on us all
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1 year
Tryna make Canada sound hard lmfao
Random - The way Americans and Canadians view brown folks is different. Over here you mess with the wrong Brown person your house getting sprayed with bullets…The guys up here don’t mess around.
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1 year
Boss caught me on camera making prank calls with the store phone.
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2 years
@Precision80 @TheNBACentral @pointforward Ain't nobody thinkin bout Dame or the Blazers at all in 2023 lmfao
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@MorganTracyTLS @WhoElseButRami @TheHoopCentral @NBATV They're just mad he ain't crying bout it lmao
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3 years
@tinaagain I promise, humans having normal reactions to things like this does not make them insecure
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𝐔𝐍𝐂
2 years
I wanna reach a level of delusion in my life where winning a series in 7 is considered dominance.
@TatumMuse
JT Muse
2 years
β€œBarely lost”
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@dremoeh You are so unbelievably unfunny it almost hurts
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@WeksteinNoah @D0z_M4n_D4rk 1. He'll be guarding Brook on the 3PT line. 2. It's Kristaps PorzingisπŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚
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1 year
@fionerss @__kaiden__ @unbrelieveable Because not everyone is omniscient like you, sometimes people have to learn things through others.
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𝐔𝐍𝐂
2 years
Imu just dropped a 60-point triple-double from halfway around the world and you're doing more Zoro/Sanji posts btw
@sanjibodo1
Magura πŸŽ―πŸŽ™οΈ
2 years
#ONEPIECE1060 Oda making a very clear point here sanji is the right hand man of luffy
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@punk_juju @Geo_AW3 Katakuri after one ifrit jambe combo
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@oneinterlude @CarlosBerkley Bro what else would people be comparing them to besides them at their very best
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Them β€œLMFAOOO”s from JAYZOVRRTED, 312DARIUS, and killmeslime had him thinking he was blackπŸ•ŠοΈπŸ•ŠοΈπŸ•ŠοΈ
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@Fckit880167 @sf5556712 @DontworryMayne @MyAlmightyHero @Andr0idpers0na7 He seems the most gentlemanly and chivalrous out of any of the sorcerers lmao
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3 years
Randle peak season: 24-10-6 on 57% TS Garnett peak season: 24-14-5 on 55% TS Now hear me out...
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1 year
Giannis legacy saved if Boston goes out sad too
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4 months
@30problemz @TheHoopCentral What does this even mean lol? You think Wemby deserved it so why do you think Chet deserved votes over him
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3 years
@NBA_Police_ @PlayoffHuskies Oh, that ain't what OP means, brother
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Jrue: Man, Jimmy is tough to guard! Giannis, can you switch onto him? Giannis in the corner:
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2 months
Nuggets window closed no more Molly Smith on my timeline
@wojespn
Adrian Wojnarowski
2 months
Finalizing three-years, $66 million for Caldwell-Pope in Orlando, sources tell ESPN.
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@Nate_Rothchild @LorHolyKaron @Blackmillions_ You just said taking the $2 million upfront would've been the smarter choice so uh...
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11 months
That "basketball is boring, I like horses" gimmick ain't as funny when it cuts into that media attention y’all pretend not to care about huh lmfao
@VicLombardi
Vic Lombardi
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Oh, and the NBA champs. They’re playing too.
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2 years
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2 years
Deuce's father vs. Giannis without screens #DontDoRunning
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1 year
Wolves: No McDaniels/Reid Suns: No Ayton/CP3 LA: Bron/AD need off-season surgery
@njokicfanclub
Nikola Jokić Fan Club
1 year
Giannis had to beat Trae Young to get to the Finals. Jokić just beat two NBA75 players. Never compare the two again.
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@banfruitsnacks How I look at Wemby is how I looked at young KD
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@BallLikeImKobe_ @katakurance @easymoneyhesi @TatumOwnsYou_ Horford, Brown, Smart, Morris, and Rozier send their regards too.
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@yannyboipr @Ballislife You def white lmao
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@farmIandsaga Franky and Zoro finally have some interactions
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1 year
The Pistons were NBA champs when these 3 last shared a panel but good troll.
@BIGGZKK
✝️ Sword Saint ✝️
1 year
Simply the best trio ever. Their personalities play so well off of eachother & it’s never so overplayed to the point where their differences & similarities make their interactions cringe. Perfectly balanced
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2 years
It sounds like you and him got something in common.
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10 months
Only one Giannis stopper, meanwhile anyone over 6'5 is a Tatum stopper😭😭😭😭😭😭
@MikeAdxx
Mike
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Only 1 Giannis stopper in this league
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3 years
Retire my jersey already
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You were magnificent, β€œCeltics have 1 ring in 37 years” jokes. I’ll never forget you for as long as I live.
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All Statsexuals are either 16, Indian, or Canadian.
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MVP? 😯
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Giannis MVP and DPOY looking more attainable by the day. Join me in prayer brothers.
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AD is having 38 y/o Bron with 1 foot guard Jokić and I'm seeing 0 slander about it lmao
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1 year
Jokic vs LeBron last night: - 0-6 FG, 0 FTA - 2 AST, 3 TOV - blocked twice - 0 shooting fouls drawn Jokic vs everyone else: - 9-15 FG, 6 FTA - 10 AST, 2 TOV - blocked once - 4 shooting fouls drawn
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2 years
@LJC_III @thisisdman Yeah, I'm sure that's going well
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Interview went well, was asked an insulting question though. β€œWhat are your weaknesses?” None.
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1 hour of unemployment left.
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@Shisui4MVP @prinxeisdark What the hell are you on about
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@PrimeM00se @HoodieMaybin There’s something wrong with having one at all.
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@OffTheGrxd @NBARiser 16 years old finding Pewdiepie entertaining tryna clown other people's taste in entertainment lol
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@notwashedcnu
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StatMuse wack but this was funny and y'all gravity merchant were crying cuz you bit on the pump fake
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1 year
ReggiSaxx calling out someone else on their bigotry?
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@ReggiSaxx
Reggie Saxx
1 year
BUT WAIT THERES MORE PMFAOO
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1 year
My grandmother wasn't allowed inside restaurants when 11 of these championships were won.
@BenjayCreates
Benjay πŸ–Œ
1 year
how many championships y’all got?
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@tedcruzmilfporn @M1cTheMiracle Um, that's not actually not true lol find a better insult
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@KeithGrant09 You "not being worried" is of little importance considering he's won 5 straight playoff series against Boston lmao
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@SJW_Hoe @DukeOfZamunda Y'all are grown crying because ppl have responsibilities as parents btw
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1 year
Truth on DurMommasBoy...
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2 years
Guards scoring against the Denver Nuggets in the playoffs: Mitchell: 36 PPG on 53-52-95 shooting Lillard: 34 PPG on 46-45-94 shooting Booker: 25 PPG on 49-31-88 shooting Poole: 21 PPG on 55-48-81 shooting #NoticeATrend ?
@SwipaCam
Swipa
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JOKIC SOMBOR SHUFFLE ON GIANNIS’ HEAD!!!!!!
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1 year
I was previously on the fence about this guy until now, someone really ought to stop him.
@CitizenNill
Tribune of the Plebs
1 year
Hitler was, quite literally, a groomer lol
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@YoNipplesSoft We did all we could. He’s too strong.
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I'm convinced that Warriors fans are sexually attracted to Steph on top of being raging colorists.
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3 years
Son holding up his @ like anyone would wanna embarrass themselves and pretend to be him
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3 years
He didn't want to take a knee under his own will so God took it himself. Mashallah.
@TeflonRique900
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3 years
Johnathon issac tore his ACL 18 months ago and he’s not even walking without a cane yet
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2 years
From where?
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2 years
Kobe Bryant dropping down from heaven to slap Jayson Tatum after he dropped 13 points in an NBA Finals elimination game
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@Nightmare7379 @RiezOuais @phillymikann Championship level lead playmakers/wings aren’t easy to come by.
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5 months
He a 6’6 JJ Redick, what superstar did he ever shut down lol
@ClaytonCrowley
Clayton Crowley
5 months
Me in 2037 when my children tell me Klay was just a 3&D guy
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@TdStromanIII @HalliebethLane We get it dawg he wasn't good them series. Is that suddenly gonna erase everything that happened after?
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𝐔𝐍𝐂
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It wasn't supposed to be this way...why couldn't you just stop shooting? Thank you for 2021, you wonderful fool.
@ScottGrodsky
Scott Grodsky
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Jrue Holiday posts a thank you to Milwaukee on IG. β€œWe will forever be champions together, and me and my family will forever be grateful and thankful.”
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Ominous ass sentence ending. Boy boutta drop Ted Bundy numbers soon.
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2 years
I dare you to tell me with a straight face these guys' minds and bodies were more united than an emperor of the seas'.
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@TypicalJAnt
Three Skulls Theories Archive
2 years
πŸ—Ώ A prime example of some fans not being able to process information unless its framed explicitly Kaido says it is when 'power syncs with body and mind'. We know he has poor control over his mind. So it is indirectly applied that he has been unable to achieve this
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2 years
Crocodile wasn't hyped up for a decade as the strongest character in the verse with fake deep goals/motivationsπŸ‘
@peacewillfndyou
trip 9.9 | FUCK ZIONIST
2 years
Crocodile - has no backstory - kills no significant characters - gets defeated by a strong punch after beating luffy multiple times But somehow doesn’t get the hate that a more recent goated Villain gets
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Giannis "help defense" in the corner while wings are torching Grayson Allen
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@CallingGlass @ElGee35 Except Beverley sees Thanasis trailing, veers off the straight path, and stops in front of Thanasis so he can get the call.
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2 years
You said Nikola Jokić was a victim of racial bias and discrimination in America.
@SwipaCam
Swipa
2 years
You are such a lame, man. Across the board. You are beyond lame for these continual Jokic-hate tweets. Do some research on some playoff counting stats.
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@Sageof6turtles He’s good but tier 1 is like Giannis, Ja, Zion, LeBron, etc. His first step and vertical athleticism ain’t good enough to be tier 1.
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3 years
@CurryMV3 @obi_chukwura Lmfao you dorks are not real
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2 years
Hope y'all know isn't bait. I peeped the Warriors subreddit. They genuinely believe this.
@OnBallSteph
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If Steph wins this title, it’s him and Jordan.
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@notwashedcnu
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@LBJamesHarden @KGsGOAT James Harden is having career worsts in efficiency, turnovers, and rim scoring lolz
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