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Katswiri🤴🏿

@Katswiri123

1 year

@MrBlackOG It's not the belly, but what lies beneath it. The texture of the skin beneath it. The fluidity of the body, how it easily shakes. That is what attracts some men. The thick. The meat. The softness. To some is so addictive.

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@Shadaya_Knight Relationships, marriages will make you or break you. A man who wants to marry must see beyond the fat ass, the round teats, the soft voice, the cute face, the amazing career, and see the heart. If the heart ain't right, then the rest ain't worth going for.

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@Katswiri123

2 years

"I f*cked the world and when I did, I practiced safe sex I pray more and said less, God did the rest" Lil Wayne, GOD DID Legendary bars, 12 bars of a legend. #GODDID

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@Katswiri123

1 year

My prayer is people like Onjezani Kenani shouldn't join politics. Experience has taught us that it destroys them. The man has a heart. He has managed to raise MK 20 MIL. for cyclone Freddy Response. He did the same during COVID19. Not a perfect human but a perfect citizen

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@Katswiri123

1 month

Times Group have done beyond expectation covering this tragedy. And this guy, Feston Malekezo, who is chief at Mzuzu Times Bureau, with others at Times need some special mention. They out did themselves! They deserve all the media awards! When I grow up, I want to be Feston!🙌

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Katswiri🤴🏿

@Katswiri123

1 year

Recent pics of Kanye. My guy looks happy.

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Katswiri🤴🏿

@Katswiri123

1 month

Someone said, "If it was the other way round, SKC would have gone into Chikangawa himself, searching the minute he would have heard it, tirelessly until they were found." It hurts that I think he is right. He had a sense of urgency!

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@Katswiri123

1 year

I love smart people who look so cool and so simple as if they aren't smart. Dr Com, the tiktok guy, had 6 points at, am told, Likangala Secondary, and now has finished his first degree with a distinction. Distinction in Pharmacy. Congratulations to the guy!

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Katswiri🤴🏿

@Katswiri123

1 year

Let's normalize this to avoid unnecessary debts. This is beautiful. Keep It Simple. A wedding. Done.

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Katswiri🤴🏿

@Katswiri123

2 months

I don't think there will be a man who will make me interested in Malawi politics as SKC did. He moved politics from being a discussion of old men to young boys in the streets, at Chiwaya. Most of us left politics to our parents. Until SKC showed up! My favourite politician. RIP👑

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Katswiri🤴🏿

@Katswiri123

2 months

Bingu bought this machine, what did we do? Came up with some interesting economics and sold it. The money? We don't where it did go. Now we have to pack our VVIP in parachute training plane.

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Katswiri🤴🏿

@Katswiri123

5 months

The fall of humanity in our era is speedy!

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@Katswiri123

1 year

A date like this, in 2012, we lost a leader. He had his flaws but he sure was a leader. Keep resting BINGU Feb 24, 1934 - Apr 05, 2012 (age 78)

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Katswiri🤴🏿

@Katswiri123

5 months

This girl stays in Area 47, sector 3. Her name is Tiffany. She runs a saloon and a boutique at Gateway mall. And from that saloon, she says, she bought a Mazda Cx-5, a house in Area 10, and she will soon move out of Area 47 to her new house, she also travels at least once a

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@Katswiri123

1 month

Perhaps, APM shall go down as the most democratic president Malawi ever had in this dispensation. What do you think?

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Katswiri🤴🏿

@Katswiri123

2 years

@BBCAfrica You were okay with this. You even celebrated this. When the son of African soil was butchered and his life taken from him, you celebrated and called it "the end of a tyrant". Wrote paragraphs about it. And, folks can't even tweet the same of yours?

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Katswiri🤴🏿

@Katswiri123

1 year

My guy has finally secured a job at diplomats car hire. His interview, so I have heard, was a success. Power of Social Media!

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Katswiri🤴🏿

@Katswiri123

1 year

When Your Loss was out, one of the marketers said, "It has come to replace Maury". I laughed. I waited for time. Your Loss with time has become a great song. Indeed. But, Maury is just a timeless song. Maury summarizes life, not just relationships. This song was made!

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Katswiri🤴🏿

@Katswiri123

6 months

I have finished the interview. And I am so sure few artists can handle an interview like that. And it is evident that Namadingo reads. He was talking real economics, business. Inspired to read even more, and more importantly learn more about media handling.

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Katswiri🤴🏿

@Katswiri123

2 years

I thought I was the only who noticed her powerful acting in that Sean Morgan song, Ndizagenda. Mwana phuliphuli acted very well in that song. You could think its her song. I have no doubt she can make a great movie actress.

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Katswiri🤴🏿

@Katswiri123

1 year

Sparc systems building, Lilongwe. Owned by our very own sons of this soil. I salute!

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Katswiri🤴🏿

@Katswiri123

1 month

"Ngati mkunyoza, munyoze ine. Ndipo ine ndichilandila." — Dr Chakwera, the President.

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Katswiri🤴🏿

@Katswiri123

1 month

Congratulations Mr Michael Usi, the new Vice President of Malawi.

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Katswiri🤴🏿

@Katswiri123

1 month

The Bishop has preached. "God was there, he saw it all. He is the number one witness of the accident. If you want someone to give you details of what happened, go and ask God."

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Katswiri🤴🏿

@Katswiri123

2 years

Reachout , or RT.

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Katswiri🤴🏿

@Katswiri123

1 year

I thought it was a joke [that Yamikani, the guy from the North, who was fooled that he finally arrived Joburg when he was only dropped in Blantyre, and his money hooked by the transporter]. Now, T&H coachline is to take him up to Joburg for free, & help him process passport too

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Katswiri🤴🏿

@Katswiri123

1 year

FDH BANK has donated MK 100 million towards cyclone Freddy assistance. Kudos! 🙌

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Katswiri🤴🏿

@Katswiri123

1 year

Bushiri has bailed out 65 students at Lilongwe University of Agriculture and Natural Resources (Luanar) by paying their accumulated fees totaling about K26 million which, if not settled, they could have been barred from sitting for their end of year examinations.

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Katswiri🤴🏿

@Katswiri123

3 months

Manners and boundaries.

Vende

@Vendesambani

3 months

Uika bwanj mkono nthumba ...

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@Katswiri123

2 years

Girlfriend salary: MK 100,000. Boyfriend salary: MK 150,000. Wedding Budget: MK 2,500,000. You guys don't have financial brain. Later, depressed with debts.

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Katswiri🤴🏿

@Katswiri123

1 year

Not all heroes wear hats. Jentala volunteered himself on a rescue mission with MDF. A moment after the boat left 'twas swayed by water, he managed to swim and let others about the missing 3 soldiers who were later found. Rumors: he is offered a post with MDF. A hero!

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Katswiri🤴🏿

@Katswiri123

1 year

"Great Expectations make frustrated men." Hama Tuma, The Case of the prison monger.

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Katswiri🤴🏿

@Katswiri123

9 months

Munthuyi anali olungama. Komanso anali owona zamtsogolo

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@Katswiri123

1 month

I hope it's a song, not a pic. Akatundu, sober, matured artists of our times.

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Katswiri🤴🏿

@Katswiri123

2 years

Still searching how I can forgive Onesimus for this crap. I mean😅

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Katswiri🤴🏿

@Katswiri123

5 months

@DailyLoud This was a beautiful woman.

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Katswiri🤴🏿

@Katswiri123

1 month

"As soon as we are born, we are old enough to die." — Martin Heidegger

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Katswiri🤴🏿

@Katswiri123

1 year

I don't think we needed a whole minister inspecting this. Not with our taxes.

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Katswiri🤴🏿

@Katswiri123

1 year

When it comes to suicide, no reason is small. Because what you can bear is not what others can. We cope differently. Understand this. RIP kiddo.

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Katswiri🤴🏿

@Katswiri123

13 days

What happened to Trump, surviving a fatal incident, is what most of us were wishing when we heard about SKC's plane crash. That he would just show up on TV, and say, "Osaopa!"

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Katswiri🤴🏿

@Katswiri123

1 year

This is the kind of privacy I would want to maintain for my family. It's easier to maintain a family when it is your personal institution than when it is a public institution - you don't answer to public opinion court. For this I like Namadingo, his chinkhoswe we only saw pics.

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Katswiri🤴🏿

@Katswiri123

5 months

Bingu had his flaws but calling a villain, in a country where leadership deficiency is a norm, is no just. After having the comedian in yellow, the lady in orange, the lawyer in blue, and now the pastor in three colors, who outrightly demonstrated serious leadership dysfunctions,

COLD PALMER 🥶 ™️

@RonnieCFC_

5 months

Post a villain who people treat like a hero:

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Katswiri🤴🏿

@Katswiri123

6 months

Y'all overrate this guy, so I think. He isn't even in top 10 Malawi (HipHop) artists, at least to me. He is good but, well, this is—just—a good promo.

Friend or Foe™

@FriendOrFoe0

6 months

Enough time has passed!🧎🏾🐐

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@Katswiri123

1 year

I don't understand why, in this world, when people get to the lime light, try so hard to create a "struggle narrative" just to validate their success. It's okay to say, "I had all I needed. I thank God."

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1 year

"I was homeless at some point" – Hilda Baci reflects on past struggles

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@Katswiri123

2 months

There is a serious financial literacy here that you won't hear most contemporary financial so-called gurus talk about.

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Katswiri🤴🏿

@Katswiri123

1 month

The man, SKC, had life! Sports, business, economics, politics, family, church, arts. Few are humans (or leaders) with such a life.

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Katswiri🤴🏿

@Katswiri123

1 year

Now I understand why Elon Musk said, "Kanye inspires me." More than 4 million people made unreleased Yeezy orders worth $565M, the biggest order Adidas has ever received.

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Katswiri🤴🏿

@Katswiri123

2 years

This is Kondwani Ngwira's free manufacturing training taking place at BICC. This pic was taken at 6 AM, today. Fully packed! What I see is the cry of many souls who have wasted their years in useless education, a system that never offered them any skill apart from grammar.

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Katswiri🤴🏿

@Katswiri123

4 months

One of the most underrated success factor is luck. People don't talk much about it. Mainly because it deflates their efforts. We love the pride of "I worked for this" that we don't want to say that we were just lucky. But luck, my friends, is a great part of success.

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@JAlfandika

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What hill are you willing to die on? Go:

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@Katswiri123

1 month

You must frequently listen to Billy Kaunda, Lucius Banda, Mlaka Maliro, Evison Matafale to understand clearly how the world you are living works. How the Malawian landscape works. These guys were prophets sent as artists. Everything is in there; their lyrics.

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Katswiri🤴🏿

@Katswiri123

1 year

A teacher celebrating the failure of his students—and proudly saying "No one exceeds 60% in my course,"—is the strangest behavior I saw at college. It made me ask, "why was this fellow hired?" Because the role of the teacher is to make students understand, and succeed

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Katswiri🤴🏿

@Katswiri123

5 months

My uncle, a drunkard, very experienced drunkard he is, told me, "Every drunk person who does or says stupid things about others. It's premeditated, planned. No way munthu osatukwana can tukwana because of alcohol." He said this because we had mkamwini otukwana pamudzi. This

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@tunosiwe

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Am honestly not proud of the drunk me, its a sign alcohol is not for me,, kutukwana kumene kuja ine ayiiiiii, nooo, of corse anandiputa, koma eish kutukwanako ndakutenga kuti???? Iyayi am not proud of that, being a parent and a God fearing woman. I AM NOT HAPPY

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Katswiri🤴🏿

@Katswiri123

5 months

It's so easy to find who to sleep with nowadays. And easier when you have money. Sex is just a click away, a text away, a taxi away. In advanced countries, you can sleep with top models just by a click on OF. But when getting sex is easier getting a lifetime partner becomes

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Katswiri🤴🏿

@Katswiri123

23 days

We need to be rich to speak against rich people? Damn, the cost of speech.

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@Yhugho01

24 days

Niggas telling changu guy akunama dzaka in there room😭

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Katswiri🤴🏿

@Katswiri123

2 years

Malawi K5000 note is the most beautiful currency in the world. Talking of beauty without value. Like some girl I know, suffering private resources.

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Katswiri🤴🏿

@Katswiri123

2 months

Gospel rapper wa serious ndi Suffix uja. And, frankly, with the reception of Gospel music in Malawi, and rap for that matter, maintaining relevance to date is no mean thing. Also, having one of the top ten HipHop classic albums — Before I Sleep — must take genius talent Suffie🙌

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Katswiri🤴🏿

@Katswiri123

10 months

Most of the times, it's women against women. A woman gets picked for a show, men: "Tiyeni tiyeni!", another woman: "this pick makes sense." Even if it were for social trends, y'all fight each other unnecessarily. What's hard supporting each other? All the best Tuno. Got this!

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@tunosiwe

10 months

@PriscillaKayira try and get busy too, we are tired of your bloated self. you're getting old

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Katswiri🤴🏿

@Katswiri123

27 days

Being broke should teach you the value of money. But that's not what I found out. It teaches you the value of people, & relationships. When you are unemployed and broke, you realize how naked your circle is. May the relationships we have built, help us in our dark days.

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@Katswiri123

2 years

@iam_sukez Bro, other people organize the same events without us adding any idea and it's all beautiful. What's wrong with accepting that the event was poorly organized. Does this explain why you wanted Malawians to vote for a movie they never watched?

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Katswiri🤴🏿

@Katswiri123

1 year

Not perfect humans, not perfect leaders but still leaders with traits worth emulating.

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Katswiri🤴🏿

@Katswiri123

6 months

Let him remain kidnapped

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Katswiri🤴🏿

@Katswiri123

3 months

This should be the biggest diss song ever! Ether had everyone sing along then.

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Katswiri🤴🏿

@Katswiri123

2 months

I have just seen folks say, Gattah can wash Krazie G. What an absurd take!!! You serious?

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Katswiri🤴🏿

@Katswiri123

1 year

Dorothy Shonga Wrote: "After years building my dream house, I am 90% done. One thing I have learnt from the whole process is patience and believing in God", showing off her house. --- Don't hate, take notes.

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Katswiri🤴🏿

@Katswiri123

1 year

Above all, I wish these guys the best.

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Katswiri🤴🏿

@Katswiri123

7 months

I have watched this. Episode by episode. I would say, it's an interesting documentary. Great in editing and storytelling. And I appreciate the BBC for their efforts. However, the documentary is lacking. It doesn't have the material to support the statements. It's more hearsay.

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Katswiri🤴🏿

@Katswiri123

2 years

Koma akulu awa😅

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Katswiri🤴🏿

@Katswiri123

3 months

Let's agree Fada Moti has the true Piano Keys in Malawi. Guy is in his level! Dolo

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Katswiri🤴🏿

@Katswiri123

1 month

UTM press The speaker [speaks passionately]: Tiyeni tikhale loyal ku mbendela imene Saulosi watisiyila! The journalist: Kodi nsima inayenda bwanji? Sinawonekeyi You see why we only need to Award Times? Of all things said, he prioritized mbamu ya nsima?

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Katswiri🤴🏿

@Katswiri123

3 months

I can sense that more than 60% of these said gists are lies.

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Katswiri🤴🏿

@Katswiri123

1 month

A little humor from KB is needed.😅

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Katswiri🤴🏿

@Katswiri123

1 year

For those who don't get it: 1. To Temwa: you said Zeze isn't your type, and left him 2. To Temwa: you said the song was low standard, never liked it (not sure though - lol) 3. To Temwa: Zeze has a woman better than you, that's me. To you brother Bernard (Zeze)😂

Mikozi Network

@MikoziNetwork

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Kuseliku

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@Katswiri123

1 year

Kalipano Resort, situated in Dowa, owned by Mr Napoleon Dzombe will be managed by Sunbird. Businesswise is a smart decision, Sunbird is the biggest brand in tourism and resorts, and has networks. The resort has 54 rooms, bar, dam (man-made, I am told), floating restaurant, etc

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Katswiri🤴🏿

@Katswiri123

5 months

Having an appetite for nice things without the muscle to individually provide those things for yourself is the necessary recipe for prostitution and "gold digging". Why do you want someone to provide for your executive appetites? I like women with high level appetites with a

Vanessa

@Vanessa11462686

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Some women are not gold diggers. They just like nice things. And nice things are costly. So they look for men that can provide such. Some get lucky & find young men that can provide such. Some don’t. So they find older men - who are stable financially.

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@Katswiri123

5 months

Let's not push every business success into national leadership success. This guy is a full-time capitalist. And I love capitalist, but for a country like Malawi, having a full time capitalist as a leader is not ideal. Folks who can corrupt the judiciary just to get more can

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@King4thNov

5 months

Do you think Mpinganjira can make a good president? Why? Retweet!

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@Katswiri123

2 years

@iamblackmyth ❤️

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@Katswiri123

18 days

Mulungu patsogolo. Angelo ku dhife.

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@Katswiri123

11 months

This boy lost it. He had a majority of people on his back. He lost them. He had a people who trusted him. He lost them. He wanted the money. He did trade: money and relevance. A good trade. He got the bag. And he got irrelevant. He must find other things to do.

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Katswiri🤴🏿

@Katswiri123

1 year

One of the great Christian ideas to ever emerge from this country. Free Worship Malawi. Malawi can sing! 🙌

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Katswiri🤴🏿

@Katswiri123

6 months

While Phwedo, Mphatso and Leticia are enjoying some money from making ads clips, the movie now has hit 1million views on YT. When they released for free some creatives said, "It was a bad decision." I said, "Not every revenue model is direct." Guys made names, are booked

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Katswiri🤴🏿

@Katswiri123

2 years

What is more powerful and more interesting in this is the clarity and directness of the goal: Duke. All savings must be goal-oriented, otherwise they end in things unintended. The journey to Juke has began here.

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@Katswiri123

7 months

Dausi always makes it hard for me to hate him. 😂

Malawi Elects 🇲🇼 | 🗳️

@MalawiElects

7 months

Some lighter moments from Dausi

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@Katswiri123

2 years

I voted for Tonse Alliance. Hey! A mistake that was. But DPP was no better, still isn't. So next time I won't vote. 'Cause ah!

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@Katswiri123

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How it started — kid, Driemo's top fan, from Mzimba singing Popo. Driemo travels to Mzimba to meet the kid. Well, the kid is talented. Has composure, voice, art. Promising talent, if nurtured.

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Katswiri🤴🏿

@Katswiri123

3 months

Most of us are "that nigga". Father Time, Kendrick Lamar.

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@Katswiri123

1 year

Ntchito zusowa magaye. Mukayipeza isamaleni.

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@Katswiri123

29 days

The court has said what the lower court was right, and it's judgment aligns with the constitution. And that same sex marriages are constitutionally prohibited in Malawi.

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@Katswiri123

1 year

In my view it would have been wise - as people see him - for Lulu to acknowledge JB, and he would have just said, "I know him, but we are not friends." But then saying, "Who is JB?" yet he himself posted posing with the man is useless pride which doesn't go well with his brand.

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Katswiri🤴🏿

@Katswiri123

5 months

Few days ago, the girls were against a 19 year old dating a 33-year-old. Women went on, calling the men who said "it's okay" rapists, groomers, wicked and all that. Today, it's fine, and very fine because the boys are playing? They are no longer zidyamakanda, no longer groomers,

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Katswiri🤴🏿

@Katswiri123

1 year

The past days my Team and I were busy and we have developed a Microsoft Word plug-in called WordRift. Instead of going to the site, or the WhatsApp platforms, you will just need to install this plug-in and there you go. Watch the video and see what it can do! #ChatGPT #Tech

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@Katswiri123

1 year

I am failing to comment on this because my belief about death rituals is abit controversial but if I was asked, the least we could do was burn the body and bring the ashes. Otherwise, it seems we are asking too much for a loss we can't replace. May His Soul Rest.

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Katswiri🤴🏿

@Katswiri123

1 year

In my view: this is Malawi's Greatest Album of All Times.

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Katswiri🤴🏿

@Katswiri123

2 years

Being broke is the root cause of most depression cases in Malawi.

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@Katswiri123

2 years

In which Episodes response to Riffle's diss. Yes, another beautiful diss song, not just noise but well cooked diss! What are your honest views:

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Katswiri🤴🏿

@Katswiri123

9 days

Send. Hope. Check. Hope. Check again. "Unsuccessful". Well, send another. Again. Repeat. Repeat. Repeat again. Once more. One day is one day. "We are pleased."

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Katswiri🤴🏿

@Katswiri123

1 year

Making money. Eating money.

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Katswiri🤴🏿

@Katswiri123

4 months

Martha Chizuma's three-year tenure as the Director General of the Anti-Corruption Bureau is reportedly coming to an end on May 31, 2024. In your views: did she deliver, or not. (And, maybe, why?)

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Katswiri🤴🏿

@Katswiri123

11 months

The tycoon, Mr Napoleon Dzombe, is launching his Kalipano Hotel Today. This is inspiring!

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Katswiri🤴🏿

@Katswiri123

1 year

Caswell Mapanje's demise is sad. The man moved from prison to MUST after scoring 14 points. And on 14th, so it is said, he found his girlfriend with another man. Mapanje, consequently, jumped from second floor at the campus. Now announced dead. He had an inspiring story.

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@Katswiri123

29 days

Today, the court will judge whether same sex marriages will be legal or not in Malawi. A landmarking judgement.

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