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I identify as a threat. My pronouns are try/me.

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1 year

My two bodies of work are ready. I have one titled “ 50 Women” and the other “ Controlla”. My best work so far. “ 50 Women” is modern writing. “ Controlla” is so good that someone wants to turn into a mini web series. Be on the look out! The roll out is gonna be crazy!

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3 years

I feel for @NICKIMINAJ . All those years of dominance in the rap game. All those lusciously crafted music videos . Anthem after anthem. And no Grammy award at all. Must be sad watching the likes of @iamcardib and @theestallion win Grammys for doing exactly what she did half baked

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3 months

I got a new job today. An international job. Excited is an understatement!

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3 months

If SKC’s death hasn’t affected you in the slightest- it’s fine. It’s all you. Let those who feel the pain - express it. If you are a decent human being - you will let them have their moment . It’s fine !

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@Chokwawa You can tell that these two didn’t go far with their education.

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3 years

Today is my birthday and Twitter has decorated my wall with these soft balloons. I turn 28. I hope the new age comes with more money, happiness and mind blowing orgasms. Wish me well !

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My small Dimba looking pretty

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My baby 💕

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4 years

A girl unceremoniously dumped me after going through my Facebook inbox. She found all the compliments I was dropping on girls’ pictures. She said what really pissed her off was that none of those girls responded to my texts . I still don’t understand such reasoning.

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8 months

I went to the Eli Njuchi show. Here are my key takeaways.

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2 years

Just got an email that my application for a Masters degree in one of Europe's countries has been accepted. I am so happy. I have always wanted to study in Europe. I pray for heaven's grace as I finalize most of the processes. Thanks.

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Seen someone named Mark Phanga post these. This is good work!

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“ Looks ndi Namiwawa , Khalidwe ndi Ndirande” ~Spe

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I grew up in a loving home. Stable. Present father. Present mother. Tightly -knit family. My relationship with siblings is wholesome. There’s love. Expressive. Thoughtful. Helpful. I couldn’t ask for more. I don’t carry no hate because I know love !

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Road trip views !

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4 months

Some people don’t post their partners online because it’s not safe for them & their partners . Sometimes when you post your partner- it’s like you are inviting online strangers into your lives. Strangers with agendas. Some not smart. Some mean. It’s not even about cheating!

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2 years

I add a new year today. Happy birthday to me.

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3 years

I hope you choke on them cupcakes

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Glad you have given up!

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If such light-skinned boys with pink lips .Buff with an infectious smile. Tattooed. Talented .Gymer. If such fine specimen can be cheated on,what of us? What of us ,whose looks are questionable? What of us who women take one look and go like like “ ugh, hideous!”There’s no hope!

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My woman crush today is ⁦ @TapsyTipsy ⁩ . I have sent her a poem and some flowers. I have a helpless crush on her. Wether she rebuffs me or not; I shall not suffer in silence!

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Good morning. Hi.

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After college graduation; I was unemployed. One of my friends/classmates found a six month long survey. Every month he would send me pocket money. I never expected that from him. I understood the depth of our friendship in that moment. Our lowest points show us who’s who!

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That lil nigga Kenneth learning the game the hard way. He was busy dishing out compliments, bragging bout having calls with the dime & shid. Dimes be keeping funny niggas around to cure boredom but the kitty be for niggas with that paper! Welcome to Game 101 youngin

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I went on Instagram to see women dangle their buttocks on camera only to be greeted by a Rastaman. I am livid with anger.

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Today , I miss my late father greatly. This guy died and left me with his kids. We didn’t discuss on the wheelings & dealings of parenting . Now , here I am - suffering . Carrying heavy loads . Lord have mercy !

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8 months

I like Crispy MW’s music. I like it because the guy raps about my most intrusive thoughts. For instance, in Steppin; his first bar was about booty.Booty wrapped in a Chitenje with no underwear. Let me tell you; I like that shid. And to see someone put that shid in a song ? Lovely

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it’s an incontestable fact that I am ugly.There is no hope for me. I came to peace with that. I won’t make fun of your looks. You and I are brothers in this deficiency. I spend a grip on bunnies but they ain’t leaving me for auto tune niggas mayne. Ugly with game -namsayin mayne?

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8 months

Every time I bump into my former classmates - I avoid asking them what they are up to. Where they are working. And I don’t share what I am up to . Unless they ask me. Probe me. Life’s hard out there.

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5 months

The Relatives figured this out - that’s why they just be having fun with it.

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Malawian artists should stop chasing hits man. Pena we just need nyimbo zapa easy

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You are busy posting pictures of you & your man balling - drinking & eating and then you text me -asking for 10 K? Make it make sense !

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10 months

So , I come from a month-long survey. I am loaded. I link up with this guy. He’s a student at some frivolous institution in Lilongwe. We go out for drinks. He’s with him two guys. I see that the guys are kinda of shy. They are very economical with the sips. I break the ice-I tell

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My mum calls me frequently. We most gossip about my siblings. And I also know that she calls them & gossips about me. She also knows that I gossip about her with my siblings. We are all gossipers 😂🙌

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I asked out this girl . She rebuffed me. Told me that she liked me but couldn’t date me. She said she has multiple sponsors . She would waste my time . I thanked her so much for her honesty. We are good friends now. She sometimes sends me money. I love honest people.

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3 years

With these cheap internet bundles; my resolution to quit porn and serial masturbation is in jeorpady.

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Some people are just your drinking buddies- they are not your friends!

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Learn to let people go without resentment. Let them go- you will find them later. Or you will find better. For as long as the wheel spins - there will be other roads!

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9 months

My fried just flew in and am here checking out the shoes he bought me

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You know Fada Moti is so good at this music thing that one can’t fully put a face to his name ! Just his music - that’s all!

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Grief

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Truth Malawi 🇲🇼🇲🇿🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿

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What’s something that people don’t understand until they experience it themselves?

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@KimKardashian I know you hurting but know that you have been there for me in my masturbation days

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4 months

Most niggas overrate themselves. They think they smarter. Richer. More charming . More exposed. Thus they wallow in arrogance. Take things for granted. Put in less work in their relationships. They get shocked when women leave them for what they deem as less!

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11 months

I went to the much anticipated Kell Kay Show . And here’s my quick review. Raw, unbiased. A thread 🧵…

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4 years

Have you ever lost a parent? I lost a parent some years ago. Sometimes , I wake up and cry at night. Sometimes I listen to some music and then it reminds me of them. Sometimes you see someone with their parents and you get sad. Healing is a process but the pain never goes away.

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4 years

I am going to my home district, Likoma today.

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3 years

And I saw so many Twitter girls. I am glad I did. You guys do have nice cameras.

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Impromptu flights, off to some island in about 30 minutes.I will be offline for a couple of days. See you! Thanks.

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5 months

I don’t know Krazie G personally but I think he’s a very intelligent person. He’s very witty with his raps. He says very catchy things mayne!🙌

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7 months

For some ; success won’t come in an instant. You won’t win millions in gambling or a billion dollar tender. It will come in baby steps. Slowly & delicate. Patience is key. Look at where you were three years ago. Look at you now. Things may not be rosy but there’s progress.

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I wouldn’t post my partner on Twitter.There are very strange people here. They would dissect my partner & magnify any slight flaw. And you would think that they are a Disney-sight themselves- but no.Just regular ass niggas too. Ashy. Penniless. Januses(remove the J).

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2 years

These are hard times-economically. And hard times require hard decisions. Here are my random thoughts

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3 months

So we have no choppers for rescue and search? We are indeed the poorest nation in the World . Sad times !

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8 months

One should not be surprised with kids acting like kids. 🤝

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@Hyperloll4 Some are drug dealers. Some have rich parents . Some are into money laundering . Some are politically connected - get tenders etc. Some have given up their assholes. Some tickle goats for charms and the like - it’s wild . Some are farmers

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8 months

Always remember that you are not special. Everything that you have or know can be lost in a flash . Seasons change drastically & sometimes you may find yourself with the wrong clothing . Always be grounded. You are not special!

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5 months

Adulting needs one to have reliable friends. Friends that you can randomly hit up for help, guidance and assistance in any shape or form. Friends that have the willingness to support & guide you. It’s very important. One’s friendship shouldn’t just be about Liqour & hoes!

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Grew some Irish - we digging now . Will be selling soon. Buy from me.

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My life became better the day I stopped thinking that I am special!

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I know a niggas handwriting from a distance

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Sindinangolawila ku blockedwa this morning andisiilaso phuzo 💔☹️matani zikatele? @legend_ispa @RNB_GOD @aubette_ @DhummieCarter

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You ever stopped liking someone cuz they got too many problems ?

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@burnaboy Burna aren’t you 46 ?

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Some failed talking stages can lead to good friendships !

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11 months

I have to say that our country’s weather team has been very good recently . Accurate weather forecasts . Very reliable . Kudos!

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2 months

Those that can easily make your day - can easily ruin your day as well

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1 year

When you pray, pray for luck. Pray for luck to grease your path. Pray for luck to whisper in the stubborn ears of fate . Pray for luck always ! You may be brilliant but unlucky. Talented but unlucky. Pray for luck!

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Imagine not enjoying this guy’s music just because doing so would offend some goons. H for hectic

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2 years

Rich niggas trap women systemically. They introduce a woman to a lavish lifestyle without giving her any means of sustaining herself. The woman then cannot do without them. And women usually dont date backwards in 'lifestyle'.

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Temwa might not be a bright fellow but she surely is good at making simple songs. Love this !

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If you have a beautiful woman- it’s inevitable that there will be a long string of men trying to get her . All types.Some - libidinous to the third power. Richer than you.Better looking. It’s the price you pay for bagging a beauty. Worse- they are some men that like “taken’ women

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3 years

Malawian celebrities never cease to amaze me. This other “celebrity “ tried to mock and embarrass me in front of my female friend... A thread

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3 years

I looked like this last year. I am glad that I have lost some weight since.

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8 months

Those that have been loved before,know what reciprocity is.When the feelings are mutual,you don’t even try.Everything flows naturally.They don’t hate texting or calls. They don’t just like you.They aren’t very busy . They don’t just have time for you.Rejection is subtle at times

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3 years

Most Malawian businesses are terrible at customer care. Most act as if they are doing you a favor by selling you their goods and services. As if they are giving you for free. As if you are inconveniencing them for wanting to purchase their goods. It’s debilitating.

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@directorz15 Thought you was ligskinned

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4 years

For those of you whose parent(s) are still alive; I urge you to spend lots of time with them. Take as many pictures as you can with them. Even videos. Those of you who are not in good terms with your parents,mend your relationships. Treasure them whilst you can. Good night!

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I broke up with someone who I believe had(has) Obssesive Compulsive Disorder(OCD)....I might be wrong! Let me break it down to you! A thread...

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This guy has nice concepts 🙌😂

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International Spe. 🌎🇲🇼

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Crispy Malawi - UZITHAMANGA ( Official Visualizer ) via @YouTube

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A happy person makes a happy partner! Can’t be miserable & expect to make others happy!

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Some men are vile towards beautiful women because they know that they can’t have them. So , what do they do? Mock, degrade them. It’s like they disqualify themselves before they are rejected !

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Maybe we should start asking each other some questions before engaging each other here. Questions like; 1~ How old are you? 2~ How far did you go with your education?

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4 years

My ex girlfriend posted a picture of noodles and captioned it as 'Free from Slavery' 2 hours after our break-up.

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4 years

My last girlfriend started seeing another man after 2 weeks I have zero faith in women

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If someone liked you in 2020- that was then. This 2024. Time flies. Things change. Feelings die. People elevate. Tastes morph. Be guided!

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Life is funny. A couple of years ago- my life was rosy. I had a stable job. Stable relationship. Genuinely, I was a happy bloke. But life ? Life has its own plans. Everything went left! I lost everything in a flash. I am slowly getting back on my feet. Still I rise, still I rise

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2 years

This is hilarious. I know my brother 'there are there' wants to laugh but risks his monthly supply of airtime

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@GwambaOfficial Nde mufunsa ife ngat ndife a satanic azanu

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Knowing that your girlfriend has a blesser but you cant break up with her because she pays all your bills is quite understandable. Times are hard!

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What’s with women and allergies? How is , a person that grew up in Area 25, Nsungwi ; allergic to dust?🙌

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You have to protect your partner from your family & friends. You are the only one who has front row seats to your lover.Some see things from their own lens. Lens that have suffered betrayal. Lens that have been laced with distrust & pessimism.Speak well of your partners to them.

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Never judge a relationship based on pictures you see on the internet. You don’t know what goes behind the scenes. Also be wary of women who have chameleon-like eyes- Those ones are deadly. They camouflage!

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4 years

I got a new hair cut today.

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You are afraid of hurting the feelings of people that don’t really care about you

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4 years

You have to understand that you don’t live in a vacuum. You are someone’s daughter. You are someone’s son. You are someone’s wife. You are someone’s husband.Your actions do not just end at you.

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I have thick lips. I have a deep forehead. I am very dark. My head size is undefined. So when you tell me these things, you are simply reminding me . It isn't insult. That's how I look & there is nothing that I can do about it. Try something else if you want to insult me. Thanks

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Most Malawian men’s idea of fun is drinking gallons of Liqour!

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4 years

This is the thinking that usually comes from people that have been impoverished for a good chunk of their lives and have suddenly found a little bit of coins .

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Don’t tell me you watching series😏, unless you’re watching it from Netflix 😁🤝

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Good women are rare!

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Sometimes niggas just be saying things cuz they is a little drunk. Don’t take people seriously

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Malawian music videos and their zero replay value 🤝Watch it once ; and you never watch it again!

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Every time I see this nigga’s posts about his daughters- I get dreamy. I start fantasizing of getting myself a wife someday . And have daughters & nigglets. And just enjoy & capture every moment. Sigh- wholesome. Beautiful! Sabaweli

@KhwimaMchizi

Rebel With A Cause

7 months

When you see your aunt on TV.

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@Vanessa11462686

2 years

"When you accept your flaws no one can use them against you…”

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@Vanessa11462686

8 months

I don’t know who introduced my little brother to these so called “mindfulness” journeys.Ever since he started doing these things; nigga has been weird. Firstly, he asked me to buy him a Yoga mat. Thought it was jokes- ignored him.But he kept on pestering me until I bought him one

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@Vanessa11462686

4 years

To all the sidedicks and sidechicks; I hope today serves as a reminder that you settle for half-baked, mundane , uninspired and mediocre arrangements masquerading as romance. I hope you see that you are not that important. I hope you see that you are an afterthought. Thanks.

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