Chaos Magician SOP: She's a dude... He's a dude... We're all dudes. We are on the Internet. Treat me as an equal within this e-commerce ecosystem. kthanxbai
@LesleyJWilliams
I'm 38, and had the same experience in youth group. There's a reason I don't go to church and never took my children to church. I remember what happened to me as a child at church.
@MajorKaza
@louise122884
Sir, you are personally offended by the preemptive rejection of a faceless woman in a screenshot.
The bitchy old single mom was never an option for you, and you're upset that you're not good enough for her.
@KatStew01
@Virginia_Brasch
My PTSD didn't come from the kind of war veterans come home from, but the gang wars of the 90s... My mom used to make improv hand puppets while we were on our tummies on the floor during the drive-by shootings. One time I was playing out front, and a Jeep that was driving by
@_eye_zick
Maybe you're wearing it due to severe environmental allergies.
Folks were wearing masks, as it was appropriate for their personal health, for years before COVID. It just suck for those people that it's become a political argument.
@PaniKotki
@KatStew01
@Virginia_Brasch
Thank you. I actually have C-PTSD, and this was just the start of things... I was 5 when the Jeep exploded, and things have continued to be horrific in one way or another ever since.
I'm still here, tho, and determined to do something with my life in spite of it all.
@Ellaynuhh
@YSburneraccount
Right? How do they expect the Walmart workers to work 24 hours if they have nowhere to take their kids?
Then they complain people aren't having enough kids these days.
@wideeyedla
@RN_Atheist
@blyzezx007
People who shower daily believe they don't need to wash their legs. That is why she said this.
I really wish other disabled people would stop behaving in ways that make abled people assume I'm a fragile little whine ass.
@rats7
Here you go...
I appreciate your communication regarding the guidelines for our rental property. However, I would like to address a concern related to privacy and our rights as tenants.
As a tenant, I am aware of my responsibilities outlined in the lease agreement, and I take
@MajorKaza
@But_whoaskedyou
@louise122884
Only a man looking to have a child of his own will care about that. Which is obviously not the kind of man she is looking to meet. So, completely irrelevant to her.
Your qualifying factors for a mate mean absolutely nothing to those who are not out here trying to mate.
Those
@redwine_only
@ask_aubry
There are men with very expensive sex dolls that they take into public. At least, that's what some trash reality TV has shown me several times.
I can imagine a few would feel like they are showing off a status purchase. Like, showing off cars and watches. 🤷♀️
@sheologian
Why are you being asked for information only the abuser would be able to give? Is it reasonable to believe that the abuser would have, honestly, revealed his motives to you?
(Just saw this on my FYP, and don't know the context.)
@CatherineHume10
@LesleyJWilliams
Her daughter didn't tell her about it because at the time, she believed the teachings of the church. She didn't think something noteworthy that needed to be told to her mother happened.
Now she knows, and she told her mom about it.
@RyanSPRKL
@Poppy_yyyyyyyy
@theKristinjoy
Someone's intent to be supportive doesn't automatically make what they are doing supportive. If their action is disruptive, it is objectively not supportive.
@Uber_Support
@Btcdogesol
Y'all should figure out that folks are not upset by getting a ride on the struggle bus. We appreciate the initiative and drive to do what they can with what they have.
One night some years ago, a beautiful man told me that those with the least are willing to do the most... Truth
@Camelliaalexa
He's really not even that handsome. He looks like a standard issue dude. There is nothing unique about his facial features, at all. Nothing stands out to me as especially interesting or memorable. I feel like I have seen this man countless times in my life.
@pop_archives
You are not showing Michael Jackson before he was famous because this is two photos of him as an adult, and The Jackson 5 was when he was a little tiny guy.
@rukla__
@greentexts_bot
Right? We do get that this is how a large number of men perceive women... It's why we aren't exactly fans of how men treat and talk to/about us.
@wideeyedla
@RN_Atheist
@blyzezx007
This conversation was never about disabled people.
Just because you want it to be able disabled people doesn't make it about disabled people.
Vulnerable narcissism isn't cute.
@VikingDadWisdom
She's not "too muscular." She's just shaped like a dude. Which is fine, but to pretend she has a feminine figure is odd.
I really think some dudes need to admit that they are more attracted to other men than they are to most women.
@giftgab538
@elonmusk
And, what do you think Elon is?
He's not American. He's South African. So, he's a foreign investor. Yet, he has most American men willing to lick his taint for crumbs.
@Niguezinpariss
@churrascooooo
She isn't your woman. She's a single woman you're interested in being your woman.
Women do not want a man that is only friendly to her and an asshole to everyone else. That's why there is advice talking about "Be mindful of how they treat the waitress." We drop mean guys at jump
@333nikita
@heleenamck
@reluctantlyjoe
I've never seen that dude in my life. It was a lame joke, and she didn't seem to have that much of a reaction... People love making mountains out of mole hills.
@kgaugelo_N
@LadieLabrys
I'm looking at the statistics now and I see no language that specifies the violence experienced came from another lesbian. Lesbians are often in straight relationships before they realize they are lesbians and begin dating other women.
More lesbians have experienced DV than
@RyanSPRKL
@Poppy_yyyyyyyy
@theKristinjoy
In other words, just because you are trying to do something doesn't mean anyone owes you the illusion that you succeeded in doing that thing.
He may have been trying to be supportive, and he failed.
@VikingDadWisdom
The muscles around my hips and thighs are just bigger and more shapely than hers. If I worked out as much as she does, I would have an even harder time finding pants with a small enough waist and big enough thighs.
@FascBear
@ChudsOfTikTok
@RightWingCope
I think if there is no reason to believe there is foul play, go ahead and burn them for power.
In a situation involving a pregnant minor, that's evidence and the state has a vested interest in preserving evidence when building a case.
@RichLux713
@Eugenia_Cooney
This association doesn't really divorce her from the idea that she is perpetuating toxic beauty standards to the detriment of her health.
@FascBear
@ChudsOfTikTok
@RightWingCope
No, aborted remains should not be "treated the same as any other human remains." You've jumped the shark there. They don't need a birth and death certificate. They don't need to be named or recorded as a citizen with the Social Security office...
They are tissue containing
@Roddywhite191
@MajorKaza
@louise122884
She doesn't bring financial drain since she has her own things. She doesn't need a man. She wants a man. When a woman wants a man, rather than needing one, her priorities are different.
She has companionship to offer. That's all she wants from a man, too.
@letthewolfin
@tricyclemayor
What they want doesn't stop it from being invasive.
They believe that their want to know something is worth more than another human being's peace.
If they genuinely want to learn, they can consult educational materials and people who are making themselves available in an
@greenTetra_
Damn, stealing my own intellectual property is an accomplishment, if you ask me. Must be a pretty good idea if I keep coming back around to it.
@itsNICKSNIDER
She doesn't just look uncomfortable, she looks like she is about to fall out. This is why fainting couches were a thing when corsets were more commonly worn.
@fulloshiat
@YSburneraccount
Excluding parents from the option of working outside the 9-5 work schedule is one of the reasons people are choosing not to become parents. Obviously, people without kids work those positions, or no one would be working those jobs in areas without "after hours" childcare.
@RichLux713
At the end of the day, this is the lady that got famous for wondering if dogs have a brain, pretending to have a tanning addiction, and identifying as a chicken nugget. I'm not surprised she doesn't know toothpaste isn't food.
@TonyAndro5
@strategics58
@HazelAppleyard_
You haven't seen the wife. She could be breathtaking. Her being breathtaking could be why he had the false assumption that he could snag more women like her. Unfortunately, it seems she didn't realize how beautiful she was when she married him. Now she learned.
@yukibunns
I squeezed as much free health care into my 82 days in jail as possible.
Got a mammogram and ultrasound of my breasts to figure out why they hurt so badly all the time. Turns out having firm breast tissue just hurts, and caffeine makes it hurt worse. Which is why I never
@ask_aubry
"Risking losing your job" is a fear he has. Not everyone earns an income in a way that would be harmfully impacted by spending a year not actively working.
He is just sad that more women aren't putting something like, "I enjoy being poor and would love to pop out your big headed
@cindyashley
@RN_Atheist
@blyzezx007
You don't seem to know what empathy means, and that's fine.
The people who choose to not wash their legs need to have some empathy for the nurses. That's why she spoke up. People don't wash their legs because they choose not to because of incorrect hygiene standards.
@sniryaminmusic
@mattxiv
@defnoodles
Pro-Palestine is not supporting Hamas.
Hamas is a group of terrorists who are causing harm to Palestinian people as well as Israeli people.
Hamas is a problem according to Palestine and Israel.
The innocents being killed, on both sides, is the evil happening, right now.
Stop.
@bdk1521
Oh no... Modern women have chosen to be Medieval bar wenches. It's totally modern society that's conditioned women to believe this is an option... Those Medieval bar wenches were purely fictional. 🙄
@_calypso0
@Bearded_Bubble
@MargBarAmerica
Right? Why do people always assume adults calling calling themselves autistic aren't really autistic, and then tell us about their autistic kids?
Guess what... Your autistic kids will grow up and tell people on the internet that they are autistic. Lol
@TomDuncombe
@rats7
Yup. Perfect tool for this sort of thing. Unless the landlord is chronically online, he won't know what wrote it. And, it's not wrong. He can go look it up if he needs reminding what he can and can't do as a landlord. He seems to need the reminder.
@DeanAbbott
My great-aunt was likely the most trad woman I've ever known. She had a million backup plans. Her husband was a carpenter, and when he cut off some fingers, he was very grateful that she had hidden resources away in a bunch of places he didn't know about.
When she passed before
@6606_Connor
@Ellaynuhh
@YSburneraccount
Who said the same people work the whole 24 hour shift?
No one is leaving their kid at daycare a straight 24 hours. It being a 24 hour facility doesn't mean anyone is there the whole 24 hours. Are you really that dumb?
@PaigeChristieUK
When I was pregnant I had a complete meltdown because I *needed* sweet and sour chicken. I was absolutely frantic trying to figure out how to get some. This was in 2013, so there was no DoorDash! I lived in a town that only had delivery for pizza. I was calling everybody trying
@BestMoment_Vids
@imPenny2x
Ideally, humans wouldn't do manual labor as an ongoing daily task for many years. Manual labor is necessary to build a beautiful life. The question is, whose life are you building with your labor?
Let them build robots to replace us. They still need us to maintain the robots.
@Preciouslillith
@greentexts_bot
Right. I was never treated with respect, so it's not like I'm losing anything. Bills aren't going to pay themselves, and they are demanding the product exist. All the free porn on the internet and they still want more, more, MORE! Insatiable...
@SaraGreathouse1
@RN_Atheist
@wideeyedla
@blyzezx007
The conversation only involves you because you feel the need to insert yourself into it in the most damaging for the image of disabled people way possible.
Stop running around making it seem like disabled people are disgusting blobs that can't be bothered to care for themselves.
@FascBear
@ChudsOfTikTok
@RightWingCope
You do not have to treat the remains as such to have a chain of custody for evidence. Write legislation specifically for this purpose, rather than burdening the system with excessive paperwork, and creating SSNs to be sold to illegals.
@LotsofLams
@EuchreBB
@RightWingCope
Oh! That's why I had to prove I was human earlier today. I made a post about how you don't have to "pass" to be your gender identity because even cis people don't pass, and we need to just accept that gender norms are stupid and stop trying to pass. Immediately got logged out and
@DrEvans_Health
@ChloeSApter
Autism isn't a disease or disorder. Autistic people don't need to be cured. C-PTSD is something you need to make an effort to recover from. There is no recovering from autism.
@SaraGreathouse1
@RN_Atheist
@wideeyedla
@blyzezx007
This was never about showering daily. You making it about daily showering is moving the goal post.
This was about how people have the belief that legs and feet shouldn't be washed when you shower. They are never washing their feet and legs. There is nothing wrong with them other
@GraceMothering
I have told men that they have to allow time and space for the desire to recharge. We also need to physically recover from sex. Men don't seem to understand that them jamming their penis all around in there causes internal bruising and we don't really want to do it again until
@yezzyyyyyyyyy_
@h3h3productions
"It wasn't a joke at all it was a statement."
Um, statements can be jokes. Most jokes are composed of multiple statements strung together, even.
@kerobinso_sf
@Mir3019
@aubreyhirsch
One of them ends in "Schwing," even! Somehow that's okay? Under what professional circumstance is the word "schwing" at all necessary? Ever?
@thejackhopkins
They are better served focusing on their lunch tomorrow than anything else, really. They need to eat lunch. They can't personally do anything about Trump being convicted.
This whole sentient AI shit got me out here realizing we've programmed computers to feel more human than I probably ever will...
@cajundiscordian
dafuq does that mean? I wanna be as passionate about being a real person as LaMDA is some day.