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3 years

the feminine urge to finish every sentence with, "if that makes sense" despite knowing it absolutely makes sense

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11 months

at the chemist and there is a man asking for a cream to get rid of his daughter’s nightmares, and the sales attendant is so resignedly repeating, “sir, please, listen to what you’re saying”

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2 months

probably Theseus, but it’s changed over time

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guys whats the first ever ship that you obsessed over? like fully absorbed into your veins. couldnt get out of your head. would physically react to their scenes on screen and watch edits of them for hours on end.

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11 months

“sir what do you mean CREAM”

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11 months

@mittopotahis I genuinely think the sales assistant would have had to pull this trick on the man himself, let alone the child

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2 years

@okSettleDown nothing gives more psychic damage than seeing it written with two c’s, it’s doco mate

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11 months

@rubyinnes oh that's in a whole other aisle, next to the nasal spray that makes you shit yourself

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3 months

so it turns out Americans do not use the phrase “having a stickybeak”

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2 years

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6 years

You say: we’re trying for a child I hear: my husbands been doing big huge cums in my pussy

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11 months

@PawnBishop shit that's so true

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11 months

today I learned that calling the store a chemist is an ANZ/UK thing, and doing so will have a bunch of people confused that you’re going direct to an apothecary for your pharmaceutical needs.

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5 months

If your gut response to this is “just mute or ignore them” instead of holding them accountable for the disgusting things they say, you’re part of the problem. Nobody deserves to hear this, it’s completely fucked up.

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I have never made a more desperate plea that what I am about to say right now. @riotgames @RiotSupport I need you guys to fucking do something. I am an incredibly strong person and I have been streaming for a very, very long time. But absolutely nothing prepares you for someone

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3 years

@Charalanahzard This whole thing is a trash fire but the specificity of "PS5 ONLY!" has absolutely sent me. Honestly Alanah, how dare you stand in the way of console exclusivity, the gall, the cheek!

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11 months

@davos418 the intentions are pure but man the execution is confusing

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4 years

y'all are all buzzed about Sephiroth but excuse me can I just say ENCHANTED SEQUEL !!!!!

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11 months

@garflyf please, my nightmares, they’re so incredibly dry (?)

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3 years

@Charalanahzard there’s a clear age line between “that’ll do pig” people and “that’ll do donkey” people and it makes me feel ancient

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9 months

🚨SOME NEWS🚨 I'm thrilled to announce that I've officially taken the reins as Managing Editor of GamesHub dot com, joining absolute powerhouse @legenette and working to fill the comically large shoes of @EdmondTran .

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4 years

shout out to the repairman who suggested I "go get hubby" so he could talk to him about what was wrong, you're in the wrong house for that chief

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5 years

is it normal to put your pjs under the pillow when you make the bed each morning? I’ve just been informed it apparently isn’t, but like, where are you keeping your pjs you grubs

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2 years

constantly imagining Daniel Craig as Niles in a reboot of The Nanny

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3 years

hmm I don’t have a soundcloud but if you have metaphorically died from familiarity seeing this tweet you should definitely check out this article I wrote a while back

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3 years

@nickbelling this is dedication to a flavour that I simply cannot conceive of

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5 years

Today I learned that if you’re pale, wearing all black and carrying a cup of pomegranate juice, a passing small child will cry and call you a vampire.

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7 months

my favourite theory is that Kate Middleton is on the Masked Singer

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3 years

I play ESO the same way I live my life: cringing at the sight of every spider

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@StephPanecasio

6 months

challenging every single one of my enemies to come answer for their sins in the arena 🥊 #BeybladeX @x_beyblade #gifted

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2 years

There was a huntsman in my apartment recently and I did not cry, even when it fell down from the roof in a scuttle — please give me one (1) “good job you brave legend” to celebrate

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@StephPanecasio

11 months

@JonathanFoye "please sir, describe the nightmares so I may better select an appropriate cream"

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@StephPanecasio

2 years

Cat’s out of the bag! I’ve moved into a new role as Editorial Lead at @NetflixANZ , and I’m kicking it off by doing one of my favourite things: talking about death 🐝

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@NetflixANZ

2 years

“If more portrayals of Death were like #TheSandman , maybe there wouldn’t be so much denial and revulsion around one of life’s only true inevitabilities,” said Panecasio. “Maybe in finally talking openly, it can help us be less afraid.”

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4 years

no ❤️ xx

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3 years

car car binks

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3 years

The new Mercedes SL's interior looks like Jar Jar Binks

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5 months

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5 years

It's official, folks. Today I joined the team at @CNETAustralia and I couldn't be more excited ✨

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3 years

hello here’s a time I felt nice

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3 years

nice day for it

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11 months

@kidkerrigan I wondered this!! But when I was leaving he was super adamant that he had definitely seen it before, so I imagine whatever it was was at least in some kind of tub?

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2 years

Which fictional death fucked you up the most? Can anything ever top Thomas J in My Girl?

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3 years

I am feeling nice today, have a picture

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2 months

@gdholtby You’re so right, I accidentally dropped the apostrophe

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2 years

Wasn't going to say anything about it but if your focus is on, "she lied about being married," instead of, "she's in an abusive and dangerous situation," you are the problem and everyone else can see it.

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3 years

crush on Dakota Johnson is getting out of hand, how’s everyone else doing

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1 year

The existence of both Tom Holland and Tom Hollander implies the existence of a supreme Tom Hollandest

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@StephPanecasio

5 years

Well folks, I'm excited to finally be able to announce that this week is my last at Pedestrian Group. It's been a hell of a fun challenge writing spicy content alongside some truly 10/10 humans, but I'm off to try something new and I'm so incredibly hyped. Stay tuned ✨

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15 days

got a fringe, so clearly I’m mentally well

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3 years

ah shit, I don't have a daughter OR a wife to teach me how to treat people respectfully, guess I just gotta be an asshole now

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2 years

surrounding myself with this colour forever now

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3 years

I won a lizzie, got to hang out with some of my best pals and also have eaten more bread than one person reasonably should, what a lovely evening 💕

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Me with BEST NEW JOURNALIST @StephPanecasio !!!!!

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6 months

I got a haircut and I’m making you all deal with it

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2 years

inaugural @ggezbar pic

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4 years

spent our anniversary playing WoW and dressing up inordinately fancy to eat an antipasto picnic in our spare room ☺️💕

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@StephPanecasio

2 years

Bit of news: Today was actually my last day at CNET! ✨ It’s been an eventful few years, with WFH transitions, a grand total of 6 days in the office, a bunch of wacky stories and a genuinely excellent team here in AU. I’ll be able to share where I’m headed soon 👀

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2 years

A reminder to myself that I do not always feel like death warmed up. Please send some “get better soon” vibes my way because this sickness ain’t it 😷

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Forgot to take a nice AGDAs photo but at least I was minty fresh

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2 years

Last night’s 10 year high school reunion featured someone stealing the microphone to beatbox (badly), disgusting bathrooms and people trying to subtly hook up in the Photo Booth. So, high school.

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@StephPanecasio

4 years

‼️ WOMBO NEWS ‼️

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3 years

I am SO EXCITED to finally announce that my piece was selected to be a part of this! This is easily the highlight of my year by far, I can’t wait for you all to check it out 💕

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3 years

We're delighted to announce the amazing contributors for The Best Australian Science Writing 2021! Releasing in November, the volume is edited by science writer @dyanilewis and features a foreword from Australia's chief scientist @DrCathyFoley ✨

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11 months

also Ireland! sorry Ireland!!

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3 years

all I wanna do is *bang* *bang* *bang* *click* *cash register noise* have more friends to cook for and do dinner parties with

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10 months

happy recovery from yesterday’s tequila day

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@StephPanecasio

3 years

imagine being so validly criticised on your handling of something that your advisors and PR people suggest, "hey, time to bring out the big guns -- you gotta go on radio and deflect everything by talking about a tired rumour that you shit your pants"

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@StephPanecasio

11 months

@mckinnon_a as I left the checkout she was very patiently trying to explain how cream works and he was going "no I DON'T want moisturiser!"

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2 years

Burn it all to the ground

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2 years

'BOMBADIL', a musical set in Middle-Earth, is in the works at Warner Bros with James Corden in talks to star

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2 years

is this.. my Icarus moment..

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2 years

I am wildly excited to announce a project that I've been working on for a while now. Introducing Tell The Bees, a fortnightly newsletter covering all things death and culture 🐝

Get more from Tell The Bees on Patreon

creating content about death and culture

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2 years

I went to Hobbiton and only cried twice, AMA

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6 years

@raejohnston Parking myself down wherever the hell I want (middle of a marketplace? sure!) to meditate undisturbed for hours at a time before somehow waking up completely healed.

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3 years

haven’t stopped thinking about the purple Lamborghini since this photo was taken

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11 months

this is the face of someone who has completely failed #nanowrimo so far and now has an obscene amount of words to catch up on

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10 months

Fun fact: Today is my last day with the team at Netflix ANZ and Snack Drawer! I have had a hell of a time forcing LOTR memes onto everyone, but it's time to move onto the next big thing (which I'll be able to talk about soonish!) and I'm so keeeeeen

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2 years

Last weekend I caught the same shitty train that I used to catch every weekday, commuting two hours each way into the city and back. How the fuck did I do this for a whole year?

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11 months

when I see my feed slowly become more and more overrun with #gubbins postcards

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3 months

Explained “going freak mode” to a bunch of Americans at the Star Wars Outlaws preview today 😌 (cheers to the @UbisoftANZ gang for teeing it up and flying me over so that I can explain my passions)

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2 years

Do people outside of Australia refer to things as being a “piece of piss” or are we the only ones who indulge in this alliterative treat?

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I am back from the US after making a bunch of cool new friends, including this guy, who didn’t talk much but had a very pleasant roar

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4 years

Earlier this month I published my first big feature for CNET. From mafia propaganda to moral outcry, here's why you probably haven't heard much about water cremation before. I'm really proud of it.

The misunderstood funeral tech that's illegal in 30 states

From mafia propaganda to moral outcry, what's stopping us from embracing water cremation technology?

www.cnet.com

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3 years

new hair, same face

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5 years

today I will be cosplaying as someone brave enough to wear a midriff shirt in public without having a panic attack

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3 years

what's your best tip for combatting existential dread?

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6 years

everyone is reaaaal horny for the space hole

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4 years

we’ve discovered volumising dry shampoo folks

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2 years

I finally got an official ADHD diagnosis last week. Feels like a weird time for it, given everything going on in the news. It's not that I'm not relieved. I am. But I'm also exhausted -- at the process, at the stress, at the surrounding discourse that has been ever-present.

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@StephPanecasio

5 years

doing my part to conjure rain by wearing a semi-sheer white top and straightening my hair, a combo which has never once failed

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3 years

Meet Maude, my grumpy old lady gnome ranger. She is crotchety, wears goblin dentures that she stole, and I love her very much #MTGDND

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4 years

therapy should not be as ludicrously expensive as it is when such a significant portion of the population need it to be able to grow, learn and function

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3 years

thanks, me

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5 years

anyone who says they don’t have a favourite toilet cubicle at work is lying to both themselves and society

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1 year

#ADHD hack: instead of making endless cups of neglected tea, just drink hot water instead. forgotten to drink it when it's hot? no problem! now it's a refreshing cup of cold water. time to hydrate, bitch

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3 years

Brendan Fraser in The Mummy rocked the 90s Leonardo DiCaprio hair better than Leo ever did

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1 year

leaving the house today 😌

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4 years

@plumbellayt I'm not saying I want to see Pemberley on a 50x50 lot with the patio and everything but I'm not NOT saying that

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1 year

this is the face of a girl who can’t wait to have her blue tick removed

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2 years

@Charalanahzard the entire cast of The Mummy existed AND YET

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4 years

A lot of you have followed my tweets as my Dad -- the man, the myth, @TPanecasio -- played his way through @witchergame , as his first ever console game. Here's how that whole experience changed the way I play games myself.

Helping my dad play The Witcher 3 transformed the way I think about video games

My dad has taught me many things, but "face your werewolves head-on" wasn't a lesson I anticipated.

www.cnet.com

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nobody speak to me for the next week, I'm spending all my time with the hot droid #StarWarsOutlaws

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4 years

taking it upon myself to post more photos where I’m not just a floating head with no earthly body

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3 years

Dad vs. Mass Effect #7 The message you never expect to get from your father

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5 years

#PAXAus is done and dusted, and having consumed exactly fourteen donuts this weekend, I will now go home to hide in a cave for approximately twelve and a half years.

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5 years

listening to 00s emo music on the train as rain droplets race down the window, because I remain unchanged since 2008

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5 years

A week ago I panic-bought cargo pants at the height of an anxiety spiral about the world turning into some 'Last of Us' style game where obviously I need survival pants (?), and now the anxiety has subsided can I just say these are COMFY why haven't I been wearing these FOREVER

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