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completely sane and normal

Stillwater, Oklahoma
Joined May 2008
Don't wanna be here? Send us removal request.
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5 years
welcome
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8 months
whenever i buy something expensive on amazon i write a fake gift note so that if someone steals my package they'll feel guilty about it and return it
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The coolest thing about art is that you can really just make whatever you want
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8 months
sandwichheads tap in
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i hate it here. the cheap rent is not worth it
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7 months
likely temperature for them to be
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5 years
slowly building a collection
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wtf
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2 years
id do anything for a taste of 4
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@BenjuKatchowee honestly i think i might do that
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7 months
honestly combined with the glare of the window i think this is pretty convincing
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@ShiningerDeacon This would make me put it back if I stole. Package
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5 years
hell
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9 months
i've been watching northernlion in the tub on sundays and i look forward to it every week
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3 years
best thrift store find of my life
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7 years
being a designer on twitter sucks.... i encounter people like this all the time...... really discouraging.... ☹️
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whenever i crave something i draw it first and if i still want to eat it after i draw it then i eat it.
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8 months
@paxtank nah it was a bunch of these (impulse purchase)
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1 year
@jakebrodes no mention of gary is proof that ai will never become sentient
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5 months
not gonna lie i spend my entire week looking forward to northernlion sunday. its a great way to unwind and i highly recommend it to all. have a great day everyone!
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4 years
my professor just sent this email and i literally cant-
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4 years
@Alpharad i've seen worse
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6 years
how did i not know that this existed this is the most stacked first 5 songs of an album of all time
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5 years
leave a "like" if you get it. 😏
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6 years
the official rats ultimate tier list.
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5 years
nothing is happening. game sucks.
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8 months
daaaaamn this shit blueeee uuuup!!! check this out everyone
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5 years
most game prices: Release: $60 3 months later: $50 6 months later: $30 super mario brothers: super mario brothers 1 on the nintendo: $60 super mario brothers remastered 2: $150 mario brothers 3 (remake): $200 A year and a half after that: $300 the next day after: $500
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most game prices: Release: $60 3 months later: $50 6 months later: $30 Donkey Kong Country Tropical Freeze: Release on WiiU: $60 Nobody bought the WiiU: $30 Re-release 4 years later on the Switch but this time with Funky Kong: $60 A year and a half after that: $60
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@Alpharad psy from gangam style
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i'm never posting my food in discord again
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8 years
this is gamer cat. if you retweet this image you will receive 100 gamer points™ instantly
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4 years
i am no longer looking for my father. hope i never see him again 👍
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8 years
this is my father he has been missing since september 18th if you see him please call or text me
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trying to go viral on twitter in 2024
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to everyone replying me: 1. i dont trust lawyers 2. i dont smoke drugs 3. im not married so s*x is off the table so thats not an issue. hope this helps
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product placement in video games has gone too fucking far
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took some notes during the weekly meeting at work today
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thanks for censoring the f word. my mom definitely would have grounded me if she found out i saw that word. 👍
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Nintendrew! 🕹️✨🎮
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The Paper Mario fandom in a nutshell 🥴
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can someone who is way smarter than me tell me if it's okay that my fridge looks like this
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5 years
Armada is right. Fuck Nintendo and fuck Ninja Kiwi for not saying that they weren't gonna announce a new Bloons Tower Defense game. These companies should be boycotted.
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alright alright fine mother fuckers. and yes it's great value because honestly fuck you
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5 years
Anybody else grew up eating this???
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@gordon_schaper when i was a kid the kids in gym class made a rule for dodgeball that hitting me hard enough to make me fall would bring back all of your teams players and my own teams players could do it too
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is this speedrun legal? @SethBling
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wow shoutouts to @redbullesports for being so supportive of esports
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they should make more toys that hurt you
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@FieldExplores this is the best analysis of super mario sunshine goop flavors i've ever seen
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speedrunner: hey whats up not a speedrunner: nothing much speedrunner: i like super mario not a speedrunner: thats cool speedrunner: i do speedruns not a speedrunner: ok speedrunner: yep
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why did he DO that??
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@alpharadtv it reminds me of the art style of sunshine graffiti 🤔
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i didn't see flowers at the botanical garden today but i did see this
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his ass did not install cs source
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1 year
rewarded for his performance.
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hey @RottenTomatoes , these ratings are a disgrace to the movie industry.
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@_stinkerbell_ he's chill like that
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ITS A CHRISTMAS MIRACLE!!! ANY% WORLD RECORD BABY!
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is this a socially acceptable thing to do
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@KruegerFreddee there are onions 👍 might do a pickle spear on the side
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1 year
my second monitor is blocked by this creature about 70% of the time
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7 years
think about it... do we really need to localize mother 3 if we have undertale on ps4???
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hungry
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this was my favorite part of todays direct
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narrating a project i made in 4th grade about brawl
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my future son: dad, when i grow up, i wanna be one of those people who run a twitter account that just reposts other peoples shit me: *starts crying because that is so awesome and i am so proud of my son*
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@hun____ter i don't know what my opinion should be about a 36 year old woman singing about how she doesn't groom children so i need to watch the most obnoxious dude you can imagine give his opinion so i can use it as my own
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i am a slutty gamer for halloween. how do i look guys.
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@GRUGCEL they could sell that on ebay for a high price, that for sure increases the value
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i like yogurt but it's seriously fucked up that there's this many kinds. there should not be this many
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the only reason i still have snapchat installed is so that i can get pictures from my parents such as this one from my dad
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million dollar idea i just thought of: make a parody/spinoff of the popular web series "hot ones". no one else has ever done this and i will be the first one to ever do it. i am funny and orginal
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what do we think?
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AHHHHHHBFEGVFWVGHWVGHDFWGVHDF
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@BibleVerse57740 thanks 👍
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@alpharadtv i'll throw mine in
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