Tolu. @KaineSays Twitter profile

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Tolu.

@KaineSays

5 years

You're not doing the thing.

You’re not doing the thing.

You’re supposed to be doing a thing.

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Tolu.

@KaineSays

5 years

Justin, plis nauuu.

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5 years

JUST IN: Lagos discovers three new coronavirus cases

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3 years

Just opened LinkedIn this morning to find out the person I met at my new office last week was the cofounder. Can't believe I asked, "So, what do you do here?" He answered that he does everything and anything and I thought he was an unserious fellow 💀

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2 years

Is the MBA your qualification or you're just saying no in Igbo?

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2 years

@NgoziEzeilo 400K/month in Enugu - Lady, you are very rich and successful. Use public transport whenever you are not in a hurry and use your car when you have multiple places to go. I hope the price will come down so that you can enjoy that your massive paycheck. Enjoy

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@KaineSays

3 years

Brand influencer dey go Seychelles, brand strategist dey find who go drop am for Iyana Oworo. This life no balance.

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@KaineSays

5 years

Fupamilerin?

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5 years

FUPAAAAA?

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@KaineSays

10 months

I guess I’m not going home tonight.

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@KaineSays

6 years

Uche used VAR from 2016..

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@KaineSays

4 years

@spacetigre @extraorrdinary1 A Corona!

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Tolu.

@KaineSays

6 years

It's been 14 years and this is still very loud! #SurvivingRKellly

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@KaineSays

5 years

This taxify driver just dropped the most ghetto fart right now. God, I can taste it. @Boltapp_ng , what nonsense?! 0 star.

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@KaineSays

3 years

Ladies and Gentlemen... The weekend, month-end and year-end.

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@KaineSays

3 years

Got the offer 👀

Tolu.

@KaineSays

3 years

Last interview done. God, please🤲🏾

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@KaineSays

6 years

This episode of QI was the first time I knew who was called @Trevornoah . From that day on, I became his biggest fan... He schooled the British, fam. 🙌🙌🙌

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Tolu.

@KaineSays

4 years

Someone who is dead can't file a complaint. MURDER DOES NOT NEED A COMPLAINT BEFORE THE SUSPECT IS CHARGED, YOU NUMSKULLS!

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'There's no complainant,' Police explain why Abiodun Bolarinwa, accused of shooting #EndSARS protesters, hasn't been arrested

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@KaineSays

4 years

@MejiIsTheOne @samlogic_ "...posterity will have it that I tried."

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4 years

@kikimordi @th_saleem The one with the Mac is probably removing his brake pad or something...

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Tolu.

@KaineSays

3 years

@toyosilight Lmao. I checked the CEO, CTO, Marketing head, HR and a few other people and that was it for me. People just want to show themselves.

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Tolu.

@KaineSays

4 years

@Oli_Ekun Werrey gbe baff sori 😭😭😂😂😂🤣🤣

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@KaineSays

5 years

@chukwuezugo

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@KaineSays

10 months

@SkusSkus So helpful.

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@KaineSays

2 years

Fire never burn finish, my governor don reach there. Vote GRV pls.

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@asemota

2 years

Iconic! The whipping of APC at the polls will be televised. #GRV4Lagos

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@KaineSays

5 years

@iam_besha She heard "serving" 😭😂😂😭

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5 years

@_____lamarr Girls

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6 years

@luhjo2x

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@KaineSays

3 years

N2m a month and Prosper himself must be the one to deliver my 3-square @ouredenlife meals everyday.

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Tolu.

@KaineSays

7 years

Funke Akindele's name being removed from the Avengers cast is the real reason why our mothers advise us to keep shut when something good is about to happen to us.

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@KaineSays

4 years

Me: "Ahan, the app showed me you were 5 mins away, what happened?" Taxify driver: "I'm sorry, there was traffic at that Deeper Life side." Me: "Oh okay." TD: *brings out hot puffpuff 60secs into the ride*

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Tolu.

@KaineSays

1 year

Jola and FK even say they’re broke and talk about money problems 90% of the time Submaroach boys come to each episode with doingssss every week — if Koj is not eating kale like a yt woman, Tmt is having lunch with Seyi Mak*nde.

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Tolu.

@KaineSays

2 years

@DrightSauce Sorry.

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@KaineSays

6 years

Damn I miss the TwitterNG of old.. The TwitterNG when "Bae is Not Bae" was trending.. Then someone ( @I_pissVodka I think) said, "Bae is deaf and dumb. Bae bae bae" I know I died that day, I really did.

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Tolu.

@KaineSays

9 months

Chowdeck, if you’re so concerned about the environment, how about you recycle?! Pay your customers to give you back their old paperbags and recycle them.

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@KaineSays

4 years

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@KaineSays

3 years

@superstevetest @daplottwista @Tyek000n I'm happy I didn't have to respond to that. Thanks Steve.

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@KaineSays

5 years

@Maraji_ @lilmatohbahdt The sugar was few 🤣😭

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Tolu.

@KaineSays

8 months

@Mr_famade What do you mean you work for opc?💀

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Tolu.

@KaineSays

7 years

The smoothest Moonwalk I’ve seen since MJ. Jaden Smith giving me goosebumps

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@KaineSays

4 years

Where can I get a parrot in Lagos?

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@KaineSays

6 years

@queenie_k___ @aadambirmingham @That_IjebuBadoo Adamchukwu.

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Tolu.

@KaineSays

8 months

Or, you know, friends? Ones you don’t need to sleep with?

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@KaineSays

4 years

Bikini suggests there's the existence of... bikilode.

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Tolu.

@KaineSays

2 years

If I talk to you consistently for 3 business days, I'll catch feelings. This is why I don't text babes. Stay in your lane pls. It's not my fault you're awesome. Infact, I blame you.

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Tolu.

@KaineSays

7 years

@BadolisticOye @Simi_Sophia @FOLABIGRACE_ Baba you're Yoruba joor. Please leave this thread 😕😕

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@KaineSays

5 years

@Elcrucifixio The baby when she did the legwork:

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Tolu.

@KaineSays

4 years

How and why did Oloture end like that? Man, my head is hot.

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Tolu.

@KaineSays

5 years

I can't listen to Brown Skin Girl the same way anymore. All I can remember now is how my love tonight is dependent on my Saint Obi.

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Tolu.

@KaineSays

5 years

Are you, by any chance, Yoruba?

Jadene 🤎

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5 years

First time on a plane 😌

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@KaineSays

3 years

At 10x, I'll enrol everyone in my family to at least 3 therapy sessions. Make we know who dey crase for that house.

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Tolu.

@KaineSays

2 years

They said Submaroach boys are rich kids and Mayowa’s defense was “But I went to Corona…” like it’s some Federal Government College, Odogbolu.

Tolu.

@KaineSays

3 years

On episode 4. It's just cool, rich Nigerian dudes talking about their life. It's interesting.

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@KaineSays

1 year

Just found an Eriife music video from 2019 where Arya Starr was a video vixen. Wild how people don’t just pop up from nowhere. Nothing like overnight success.

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@KaineSays

5 years

Guys, stay at home and wash your hands always🧼

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Tolu.

@KaineSays

6 years

@ObiAris Since these clout seekers are having a way of discrediting the author most times, I'd advise you to put your signatures in the middle of the graphic next time..

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@KaineSays

5 years

Found it. The most complete LinkedIn Optimisation article I've ever seen [so far].

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Tolu.

@KaineSays

6 years

GOT isn't for those who don't know the difference between I'm and am.

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I'm I the only one that prefers The Johnsons to GOT???

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@KaineSays

6 years

@ms_reniy @ObiAris He'd already done that on Friday. He releases stuff every Friday..

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Tolu.

@KaineSays

5 years

I was 6, on holidays and a big fan of Michael Jackson. This heater was my microphone on that day. They brought light and I was like "Hey, if i plug this, the sound will amplify like I'm in a concert". So I plugged it.

Oluseyi Michaels

@BoiMedli

5 years

Sco pa tu manaa

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@KaineSays

2 years

@MayowaTafa @hackSultan @dev_careers You dey pitch for middle of fight?🤦🏽‍♂️

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@KaineSays

5 years

I know this tech agency that charged N3.1m to integrate a payment platform to client's website. I checked it and found out it was Paystack plugin they added.

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5 years

Many Nigerian agencies shine because there’s no in-house person that knows the job.

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@KaineSays

5 years

@Mie_Baka @tolusaba Nah. The first one is cooler. The second one is 'shouting'.

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@KaineSays

5 years

O jewa ke eng is fineeee 😍

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@akreana_

5 years

👩🏽‍⚕️

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@KaineSays

5 years

I'm here educating my sister on png files and why they're important. And she asks, "So what's the full meaning of png?" Me: picture no getbackground

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@KaineSays

5 years

@NotGeauxGabby Tate 💉🙌🏽 #AHS fam!

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@KaineSays

4 years

Just deeped that Cowrywise's biggest investor found out about them on social media, liked the brand and decided to invest. Even sent his pitch via dm. Yet people want to pay social media managers peanuts cos "is it not just to post?".

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Tolu.

@KaineSays

7 years

@MrBankole LMAO. One of the greatest mistakes one can make is to think North Africa and Sub Saharan Africa are same cos they're in the same continent. I laugh in untraceably stolen bikes😂

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@KaineSays

6 years

@yeankhar "It didn't fit"

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@KaineSays

1 year

She probably misunderstood him. She’s British Nigerian and when you ask core Nigerians how much they earn, they speak in monthly terms; UK people don’t do that. If you think that way, her story does not lose any credibility.

Oju

@MoBoujieDanu

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Read one thread where the babe said a man that moved to her is earning N200,000 annually. Some of you lie without even thinking of the mental capabilities of your audience

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@KaineSays

7 years

@Duchess_Tweets Our heads are swelling 😭😭

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@KaineSays

6 years

Mitsubishi just dropped the best commercial ever. The rap. The ad. The car. All top notch! 🙌

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@KaineSays

4 years

@_SJStevens @catarinacmrg You left out Game of Thrones and The Sopranos. Ugh.

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@KaineSays

2 years

@DrightSauce It’s $100k. That’s definitely not 13 mil.

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@KaineSays

4 years

First thing I'm doing when I have money is pay for mental therapy sessions for everyone in my family.

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@KaineSays

3 years

New bio 👀.

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@KaineSays

5 years

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@KaineSays

3 years

WAEC result came out and here's my own sister 😂

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@KaineSays

4 years

Petition to have her face on the next currency note we make.

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@KaineSays

6 years

How do y'all handle fame on this app? Cos my shoulders are hurting right now.

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@KaineSays

4 years

Now that everyone is calm, do we all agree that Twice as Tall is the best album to come out of Africa in 2020?

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@KaineSays

2 years

This is a Rema concert, not Mavins.

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@KaineSays

6 years

- Floyd Mayweather Vs Tenshin Nasukawa - The whole fight lasted 139 seconds. - Floyd Mayweather makes $9 million in 2 minutes. The whole fight.👇

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@KaineSays

6 years

@ObiAris Was low-key hoping there was an additional pic for the argument that followed.

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Tolu.

@KaineSays

6 years

Hey guys. Something just happened to my twitter account. I just unfollowed 1000 people unknowingly. So if you're seeing this tweet, you're following me and I'm not following back, just like the tweet and I'm following you back. Thank you.

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@KaineSays

6 years

@jperkovic93 Dembele doesn't have a weak foot.

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Tolu.

@KaineSays

5 years

@Tehwatty I'm tired

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@KaineSays

2 years

No, Bahubali was too good!

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@therealsupes 💀

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@KaineSays

3 years

Went back to listen to @ISWISPodcast all the way from the first episode, and it's a wonderful piece of history. FK mentioned in Dec 2019 that they'd be having a live show soon and Jola said "We are?"😂 Happy for their growth, really.

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@KaineSays

4 years

Angel Gomes on Thanksgiving Sunday.

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@KaineSays

7 years

I just confirmed again today that..

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@KaineSays

6 years

@itzskizy @MrManHere @Ali_McHenri This guys just entered your parents. Low-key. Low-key.

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@KaineSays

2 years

@Ssaasquatch Imagine redirecting all that titan online energy to the polls 💉

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@KaineSays

4 years

@Frances__O @TemiOtedola This shot just brought back so many memories!

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Tolu.

@KaineSays

4 years

Tolu Saba?

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@AyoJaguda

4 years

Gen Z , what’s the name of this artiste ?

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Tolu.

@KaineSays

4 years

Disney+ is not even here to start with. So, this wasn't made for Africans. It doesn't tell our story, and it's just to make African-Americans feel good about themselves.