Lagos go soon turn one big Renaissance festival lmao
[Clip-clop clip-clop]
Sire, perchance you rideth yonder e-center?
Aye, I doth ride in that general direction
Sending me pictures no one else has/will ever see.
They don't have to be racy, but that is always welcome.
the exclusivity >
It's like owning limited edition collectible 🥺
Group of friends who were just maximum 15 minute car ride away, now separated across 3 time zones.
I still don't understand how you people have it in your heart to 'forgive' Nigeria.
(Sorry to do this on your tweet)
Look at the low quality problems Nigeria makes us tackle.
Other place in the world, these devices are used to provide power when you're in the wilderness camping. Or during catastrophic power outage.
Nigeria is a wilderness, and a catastrophe.
If you’re a remote worker like me, you definitely need constant power supply. I recommend this for those who cannot install a solar panel.
This is an amazing external power backup. It can power laptops, phones, routers etc. It’s just 150k.
Morgan Freeman; and so it was, Twitter fam, that our protagonist, Tayo, set out on this journey with his tailor, Yinka
We all know how this will go but we wait, with bated breath and fingers poised over the L, M, A, and Ọ keys.
Tueh! So, this lady
@cremechic11
posted a long thread about how hard it is living in Lagos and how luxury is generally overpriced.
First, she didn't mention the crappy hotel that's $180. EKO Hotel is $150!Many more decent ones cost less. Clout yìí náà ni. She didn't mention name
Mahn my husband got a call from NYSC camp where his brother is and he freaked out cos he straight up thought he had been kidnapped or something. Turned out it was camp radio station calling to give him a S/O from his brother. He said “oh?” followed by a long silence. Lmfaooooo!!
David alighted from the bus.
'This Lagos will soon kill me', he thought to himself.
He was bleary as fuck so he stopped at the roadside fried foods vendor's kiosk.
'give me akara 50, bread 150 and that 80 fish'
She hands him his order.
'How much be my money?'
'280', she says.
All those things you watch in movies where a group of friends are at all the epoch making events of each others lives.
Weddings, being godparents, times of grief etc.
All gone.
God abeg, see screenplay. 😭
@TheVunderkind
has created something huge here.
I have found the source of prompts for all my personal projects going forward.
Nah this is the worst kind of write up.
Vacuous, insipid, codswallop wrapped up with a nice bow and presented as a thoughtful submission when it in fact brings neither heat, not light to the discourse.
You see, this thing called entrepreneurship is not just about books alone. Not SWOT, not MRR, ARR, etc.
He simply didn't understand the industry he chose and who the power brokers are. He saw NURTW as louts and a threat instead of collaborators or competitors.
Either view would
This isn't about where you find love, you found it in a hopeless
place, kudos to you.
This is about 'how'
If you can find love anywhere, why must it be in a place where you have to talk about your (twin) sister like this?
Not all end justifies the means. Sorry.
Congratulobia
Madam I say congrats
Congrats wans egen
This your achievement go well
I say you try
No see forget I give you hand
Hehe
I been go Ibadan too
That amala yuno
Newly engaged guys, please hit me up to make beautiful animated stories for you to show at your wedding.
A nice fresh take on wedding proceedings.
Contact me today let's make magic.
Please RT
@abeg_app
has potential.
The design is excellent.
The ideas I can see are 🤌🏾😗
But the potential (if they can successfully navigate Nigeria's peculiarities) is quite insane.
It could literally be our Venmo, zello, PayPal type of thing
I think Big brother needs to take a stand and talk about consequences for throwing the r-word around the way they're doing it.
It should warrant a strike.
Unending mid.
Everything just to survive.
If you're not careful, you won't actually live, you won't build.
A never ending stream of government inflicted setbacks
Nigeria will make youths try their hands on almost everything, 9 - 5, entrepreneurship, tech, realty, crypto, forex, content creation and so on, that’s why at almost 30, people still don’t know what they’re doing with their lives, no enabling environment.
Falz's "4 year term, 3 years holiday" was for politicians who do nothing until it is election year. I don't think he was referring to Buhari in particular because the President spent a total of 172, which is less than half a year ill.