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Success is a collection of small wins Start small, fail early, go again and win Rinse and repeat.
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You have raw sex, cum inside a woman and say she trapped you with pregnancy. Are you mad?
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Fell in love in 2020 with a wonderful woman. In the end, it didn’t work out But I experienced love and I’m grateful for it.
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You people better hop on the Afrobeats wave for your soundtrack. None of that Kendrick Lamar shit. Call Bankuli now.
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Officially, Black Panther 2 is coming..
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Your WCW deleted Snapchat because Rihanna said so. She then remembered that she's not really pretty without Snapchat filters, so she's downloading the app again .
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I know a girl who was raped twice and told her parents on both occasions. Did they call the police? No. They took her to pastor for deliverance that she has the spirit of lust that's why men are always raping her. This problem is very very big.
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You and your babe are on twitter. Yet you flirt recklessly with babes all over the TL. If she complains, you play the insecurity card. You are disrespectful, selfish, manipulative and mad.
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Jokes aside, our work is not done - Be on guard for the social media bill. - Watch out for who will become the new INEC Commissioner - Let us all start looking into electoral reforms and young people to support during the next elections.
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My generation is using our twenties and thirties to survive Nigeria. Is it our fourties we will now use to build for the future? Sigh
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A 24 year old left her parents house. Her parents got mad about it. Had the police arrest her. The police now asked for 100k bail. Lawyer went to clear the issue. Arrested the lawyer too. This country is a nut house.
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Don Jazzy has been relevant for at least 2 generatuons (Y & Z) Seeing the man make funny videos will never not surprise me. The Don Baba J I grew up on, didn't say shit. Silence was his branding. It worked then. The times changed and he changed with it. Sabi man.
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Ladies, if your man is looking for ways to justify Wizkid's actions regarding this issue. That is a RED FLAG.
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How to steal a girl from her bf thread
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When women say men are scum, this is the kind of barbaric behavior they are referring to. #KennekaJenkins
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Shout out to Sony RCA, Wizkid, and the women featured on the MIL album.
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You people are still pretending like a lot of Nigerian women aren't the breadwinners of their families. Lmaooooo
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Any woman seeking gender equality in marriage should consider gender equity in every aspect of family bills and expenses.
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New level unlocked. 🙏🏿
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Shout out to the influencers that will be deployed to support the ban of cryptocurrency in Nigeria.
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Rema’s ‘Peace Of Mind’ is the current soundtrack of my life.
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2 set of hoodlums dey street. - the ones wey dey run things with political agenda - the ones that are truly frustrated and tired of how Nigeria is.
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Burna Boy is not yet an African giant. He's not even a giant in the Nigerian music industry yet. One good music year and baba just dey misbehave. Is this pride or entitlement or just plain stupidity?
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Nigerian police men in Abuja pointed at Davido. That's Davido oh. As in OBO. This should show everyone that NOBODY is safe. Your money cannot save you. As we enter this week, cancel all your plans. Now protest all of us go dey. #EndSARS
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Scenes when Ozo brings breakfast to both Nengi and Kiddwaya in bed.
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Visa ban petitions for all of the Northern governors. Let's all move mad.
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Trevor Noah made jokes about Mugabe and his own president Jacob Zuma. One weak joke about Buhari and y'all want to cancel him? Abeg Abeg. Trevor Noah is not your problem.
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Stephanie Coker tweeted about Cee C's stupid behaviour Cee C fans are dragging her and telling her to fix her marriage Why should a woman be insulted for the sins of her husband? What does her tweet about Cee C have to do with her marriage? Are y'all not mad? #BBNaija
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Take away the DJ at Lekki tollgate. No more DJ. Just a microphone abi megaphone. Let that spirit of "party" end there. Start it by removing the DJ.
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Girls in their 20's want men in their 30's because they think those men are mature. The gag is that the men in their 30's know this, so they fake maturity for a while, get what they want, leave and move on the next naive girl in her 20's. Emotional yahoo yahoo.
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Y'all saw this tweet and ignored the most important thing. For someone who just had a baby, her body is amazing.
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That’s how I left my 7-week old baby at home to attend @adekunleGOLD ’s show. But then it was so worth it!!!! Nothing like LIVE music. 79th element brought it and AG was a shinning star! #AGLIVELAGOS
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As far as Nigerians are concerned, If it's cheap... it's razz. That's why you think a 2k party is for razz people. That's why most Twitter vendors sell fake luxury items at high prices. Because you lot will always create a class struggle where there is none.
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Morayo Brown of TVC blasted the govt this morning on air. Shortly after this, hoodlums invaded TVC premises. As for now, we don't know if staff members of TVC are safe. God help them
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Terry G's "free madness" beat blew up that song. Mallam spicey released a diss song for Terry G with the same beat and it blew up. Terry G also did "free madness part 2" with the same beat and that one too was a hit. The production side of Terry G was massively underrated.
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O je kewa eng: Nigerian music edition
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A lot of young men working for their babes. No savings anywhere. All the money you get, you spend it on your babe. You've spent more money on your babe(s) than on your parents or siblings. You are putting pressure on yourself. You are your own problem.
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You have a slim gf. You're always talking to her about how much you love big booty. To you, it's bants. To her, she's not what you want/not good enough. Be emotionally sensitive for fuck sake.
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Lagos is being run like an organized crime syndicate.
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Tinubu-Ojo installs Iyaloja, Babaloja in Computer Village
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#EricaXSwarovski Omo Paulo na sure connect
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That's what you get for deciding to be a conscious rapper instead of being a "Kosewe Kosegbo" type of rapper.
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One of my mans just broke up with his girl cause another nigga bought her lingerie. Not once, not twice. Three times.
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Feminist Coalition has gone above and beyond. Demanding more from them is almost criminal at this point. They are not your government. Focus on your govt please.
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I jam my church members for chicken republic. We begin dey laugh cause all of us suppose dey fast.
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Sowore better watch himself. This is bigger than him and his nonsense agenda. This is about the people. He better take a back seat because he will never be president. Never. #EndSARS
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Wizkid's video appealed to you at that time cause you were a youngin then. Believe me when I say that the youngins of today will love that video. You're not Rema's target audience. You're too old.
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Womanizing brings financial, mental & emotional stress. Not worth it. Just find a girl that likes you and use enjoyment to kill each other.
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Looking back now, T boss was a very decent fellow. #BBNaija
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You people are still moving like Adamu Garba is a harmless fellow. First, the man made moves to get Twitter shut down in Nigeria. Now he's using tribalism as a weapon. Please report his account abeg.
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Pls don't be fooled. Atiku's social media team are doing a great job... Tweeting the right things & making him look sympathetic to the plight of Nigerians. It's not Atiku's social media team that will rule Nigeria if he wins.
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This woman needs to move on
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Monsters You Made video was exactly what I thought it would be like. Especially the Chris Martin bit Burna Boy keeps delivering 🙌🏿
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Seun Kuti wants artists to stop famzing his father's name. He said "Every tom, dick and ashy is the new fela just because they want to smoke ibo and chase women" Lmaooooooooo You people should pass this message along to that guy that has been cooking stew. 🙃
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My guy meet babe 4 club, exchanged numbers. Told her to send pictures. One of her pictures was taken in his room. Apparently, his guy had used his crib to have sex with the babe and she took a selfie in that room. Lagos is not that big after all 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
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Today is not a day for "ladies be careful" talks. No amount of carefulness can stop women from getting raped. Men just have to stop raping women and young girls. That's it #JusticeForRapeInNigeria
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Politicians owning media platforms should be illegal for OBVIOUS REASONS. #EndSARS
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Sex doesn't have to happen before it becomes cheating. Emotional intimacy with someone who is not your partner is cheating.
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Anybody caught sexually harassing women at any of these protests should be beaten seriously. Abi una dey mad?
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Wizkid FC about to feast hard Lmao
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Made In Lagos is a modern classic. And if I were to pick just one song from the album that will be regarded as a classic in the years to come, I’d say “Blessed”
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She didn't steal She didn't kill or hurt anyone. All she did was dress the way she wanted to dress and see the mob that wanted to attack her. Yet when women say they are hated by the society (read men), we act like they are exaggerating.
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Johnny Drille is not just singing brilliantly. That dude is writing and producing for other artists. Mans has produced for Cobhams and also produced 4 songs on Waje's upcoming album. The dude is on a roll.
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Saggy boobs Perky boobs Agabalumo boobs. All boobs. Niggas will suck the hell outta anything offered them to them. The discrimination only exists on the internet.
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Last year, I dealt with heartbreak, depression and my father having stroke. Mentally, I was so down. But God helped me and all that pain helped me understand my hidden traumas and how to deal with them. Thankful for mercy & great friends. Excel is 30 👑
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Married man cheats. Married man gets caught. Married man apologises. Wife accepts apology but is still hurt/angry and pours her frustration on the single girl her husband cheated on her with. Women make the game so easy for men that's why the game never ends.
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In this life, you are alone. Unilag taught me this. Lemme tell you a story.
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You think say na beans to be the official DJ of Quilox? DJ Consequence sabi the work #BBNaija
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Alté kids are making it cause the Alté fanbase is solid. They're not a lot but they are solid. They stream/buy music. They come for shows. They buy merch. Solid.
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If Sega link cared about that babe (like he claimed), that thread would not exist Social media is a perception playground He's not dumb He knew what that thread would do. A dash of ambiguity is enough to turn a sensitive matter upside down and we are seeing it in real time
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Noble Igwe did nothing wrong. We as Nigerians have to pick a side. Do we support fraudsters or not ?
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I wonder if Nigerian musicians can come together and boycott the MAMAs happening in Uganda next year. If the Ugandan govt is going to treat our people like shit, then we have no business doing anything in that country. Also, where is Abike Dabiri? #FreeOmahLay #FreeTems
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The way Ph twitter keeps saying "if you no get tools, anchor for your domain" is making me extra worried. That means no only confirmed manchi fit lap go pleasure park. Na peaceful protest we want oh abeg 🤦🏿‍♂️
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Joeboy killed this performance.
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You guys, we aren’t making enough noise about the abuja six (including Tosin ) & Eromosole who was picked up from Lagos and transferred to Abuja . The legal team is doing all they can but we need to fight online to keep the pressure. Those guys can’t suffer for this #EndSARS
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Shekau be like Ra’s Al Ghul E dey die but e dey come back.
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Nigerian Army have murdered Shekau ?? If this is true, then it’s good news.
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This December, if you must go out, make sure you enter house early. Don't stay out late. People are struggling to feed so expect the robberies to increase. Police will do unlooking. Be guided in your doings. Stay safe.
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If you’re coming for Blaqbonez’s concert, you’re in for a hoooooooooooge surprise. #BlaqbonezCrusade
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Now it makes sense how Burna and Buju clicked easily.
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Becky Anderson no even tackle Sanwo. But e dey stammer. For say na Amanpour, e for really confess
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Nobody talks about how it’s depressing for young men to let go of a lot of great women just because they can’t do the needful for those women at the time.
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Somebody gave his babe bloodshot eyes with beating A known story on this app. Una still dey catch cruise with am. So please, desist from "what kind of men/who are these men" cappings.
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Legend has it that Queen Amina used to kill the men she had sex with so that no man could boast of having slept with her.
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Falz slander will not be tolerated or unlooked. That guy is the only socially conscious artist we have at the moment. Leave him alone.
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My brothers. Please be weary of who you choose to have sex with. The game ain't the same anymore. Girls are legit buying jazz in the name of sexual enhancement products on Instagram to control their men.
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Guys, Nigeria is going bonkers. 2 rapists were arrested. There was evidence of the rape. The same rapists have been released from police custody. Not only have they been released, the father of one of the rapists arrested the victim and her brother. NIGERIA IS LAWLESS!!
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Davido about to drop an album Dremo is working on an EP Mayorkun is also dropping an album Peruzzi is working on an EP Fresh VDM is working on an album. DMW is busy as fuck. Those boys are about to dominate the music industry.
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Somewhere in the future, I hope Oxlade does a proper R&B tape.
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This is the best performance so far. Neptune, Joeboy & god in a human body. #14thHeadies
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AS & SS folks find love easily. Unfortunately, they tend to fall in love with each other. The only thing that AA folks easily get is malaria.
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Being Jesse Jagz means being able to make the kind of music you want to make
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M.I Abaga ft Sauce Kid & Erigga - TBDK (This Beat Dey Knock) We feast in a few hours.
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